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* Posts by hplasm

2563 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

Copyright troll Prenda refuses to explain legal strategy

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FAIL

Thanks for your input.

Back to work Dredd.

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Microsoft's summer update will be called Windows 8.1

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Re: 8.1? but then what would they call 8.3?

I Can't Believe It's Still Crap!

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How the iPad ruined the lives of IT architects

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A testing!

iPad vs Fryingpan.

iPad can have the first swing.

Let the games commence!

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Rocket boffinry in pictures: Gulp the Devil's venom and light a match

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Re: I aim for the stars

More likely that UK politicians are denser than a dwarf star and more myopic than cave fish.

And greedy- don't forget. Short term wins over long term every time.

Bastards.

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Congress plans to make computer crime law much, much worse

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Re: Pick & choose laws

I think they only come in one type now- competition has been eliminated.

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Microsoft says WinPhone outselling iPhone, BlackBerry

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Re: How to LIE witih selective STATISTICS

We will be successful with WinPhone. We are successful with all of our major investments. We have time, money and experience on our side. We are Borg.

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Pyongyang Photoshop tomfoolery shows wet Norks, skirts blown up

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Yes

A big one and a slightly smaller but otherwise identical one.

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Re: i can't see the obvious fakery either

second wave (clone of clones brush) has 16 hovercraft. And so on.

That's a lot of eels!

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Forget the invisibility cloak: Boffins invent INVISIBILITY FISHNETS

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Re: Invisiblity fishnets

"I can't feel my legs!"

"What legs?"

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Wealthy London NIMBYs grit teeth, welcome 'ugly' fibre cabinets

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Re: Abusing the legislation

In a word- Cantenna!

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Scan your branes LIVE IN REAL-TIME, thanks to GPU-surfin' boffins

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Sigh.

Recently- 'Speak you're Branes' (ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/)

As any fule kno.

Kids today...

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Spanish Linux group files antitrust complaint against Microsoft

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RedmondRoller.

I agree. Take it and go.

Then the EU can revoke copyright on the crap.

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Experts agree: Your next car will be smarter than you

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AUDI-

It's German for ADHD.

(Not really...)

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Microsoft LOVES YOU: Free Wi-Fi on the British railways for a month

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Office 365 vs British Railways

Most reliable? Discuss.

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Next from Microsoft: 'Blue', the Windows 8 they hope you don't hate

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Re: I like W8.

Lose W8. For your future health.

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Re:King Zongo

i think you're confusing Eadon with 'Clueless Wintards'.

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Microsoft splashes coat of paint on Windows 8 comms apps

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Re: That is work, not life.

"improvements to your Windows experience"

I draw your attention to the above, and restate- the only improvement would be it's absence.

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Re: Re-arrange the following words

Like putting a pig under lipstick. Fool the masses...

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"improvements to your Windows experience across your whole life"

Only if I didn't have to use it.

Mr LeBlanc talks some utter donkeyballs.

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Roomba dust-bust bot bods one step closer to ROBOBUTLERS

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Re: Needs to be housewife proof

Then it would need to be connected to a massive bank of other computers- possibly all of them- to do Female Logic

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The ability-

To tell the difference between Pringles and toilet paper is paramount in a Robo-butler; unless you have a penchant for that sort of thing...

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No Skype traffic released to cops or spooks, insists Microsoft

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Re: Only believe a rumour

Blimey- what a knob AC!

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iPads in education: Not actually evil, but pretty close

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Re: Loads of artists just fat brushes!

Just try calling one that...

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*IT as in

I have a copy of the IT curriculum.

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Branson, Berners-Lee, Google, £2m: LET'S SAVE THE WORLD

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Re: it's life or death to some poor wretch!

The chief exec of a UK charity?

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Furious Stephen Fry blasts 'evil' Reg and 'TW*T' Orlowski

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Re: GPS

Sometimes 'Lies to children' are necessary.

hat-tip to Mr Pratchett.

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Help save the endangered QUANTUM OWL, pleads Reg man

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argh!

The RI server is down- hopefully the Slashdot effect of lots of people with money!

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Dongle smut Twitstorm claims second scalp

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Megaphone

and

Keep your nose out of other peoples private conversations you nosey git!

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Oi, Microsoft, where's my effin' toolbar gone?

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Re: Probably a memory issue

So 640k is NOT enough for Word? Seems like an MS problem right enough...

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Word.

People pay for this crap. (The sw, not the article).

Hilarious (Life, and the article).

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Movie, TV ads annoying? You ain't seen nothin' yet

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Re: Clever people make. Clever people break!

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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Virgin Media boss to Osbo: Bung city fibre cash into small biz

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Well

VM cable is already FTTC- just wait; as soon as the new BT cab fills up, it will slow to a crawl too.

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Researcher sets up illegal 420,000 node botnet for IPv4 internet map

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Re: This is why they make prisons

I agree- Jail for all AC posters.

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National Security Letters ruled unconstitutional

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Re: The US had a regime change.

Some wrinkly Sith Senator got thrown down a shaft?

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New nuke could POWER WORLD UNTIL 2083

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Re: Thorium is not next to worthless. It has a negative value.

let's get fracking, and I can make a killing on gas mantles!

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We shall CRUSH you, puny ROBOT... with CHESS

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Re: Clever stuff!

...polish [your|you're] [armor|armour] for free.

Int'l version...

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Drunk driving: No more dangerous than talking on handsfree mobe

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Re: Texting whilst driving leads to arrest

It's an Animal Farm reference.

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eBay: Our paid Google advertising was a total waste of money

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Re:@Lockwood: How big was it?

One.

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Microsoft unveils even more tempting Kinect offering: Open source

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... Guinness World Record for fastest selling consumer electronics device:

I knew I should have got one when they came out- £25 in Asda... aha

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Self-healing chips survive repeated LASER BLASTS

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Re: Ivor Catt should get a mention

Ouida Dogg, I seem to recall...

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Rise Of The Machines: What will become of box-watchers, delivery drivers?

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Re: I for one welcome our new driverless cars

d) is the answer- driverless bicycles.

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Re: But How

It won't knock. Or indeed arrive- you will get an email saying "You were out..."

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Microsoft backs law banning Google Apps from schools

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Re: So MS lobbying to protect their cash cow and keep Google out

That explains the Bear- he's Temporary Pope.

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Google's Wi-Fi sniffing to result in $7 million fine

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Re: Rewardomg Bad Behaviour

You stuff a mouse up it's trunk.

Then run.

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Seattle drinking den bans Google Glass geeks

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Re: Hmmm..

Whatever next - no droids?

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BAN SMUT, rage MEPs: Purpose of internet must be EXTERMINATED

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Really?

You can't make up stuff like this- unless the EU pay you to.

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Georgia Tech proposes terabit NFC antenna

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How about

An orbiting THz telescope? Might be interesting stuff to see (not just alien videos...).

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BRITAIN MUST DECLARE WAR on Cervinaean menace

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Re: Can we have some bears too?

o mi?

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Next Windows 8 version can ditch bits of Metro

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Re: Making Windows 8 look like Windows 7 isn't a climbdown?

"...at least seriously read a book..."

Isn't that splitting an infinitive?

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Re: Making Windows 8 look like Windows 7 isn't a climbdown?

Apple generate a Reality Distortion field.

Microsoft just use a really big hammer.

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