2403 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: The iPad is a toy that some people choose to bring to work
The Surface is a toy that no people choose to bring to work
Are they building the stores
out of piles of Surfaces?
Re: Didn't someone already study flocking with sheep?
Is there an iDevice in the centre of the flock?
Re: Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by incompetence.
That's just what they would want you to think.
Re: Linux is cheap. That's why.
Therefore Windows is a waste of money?
There's nothing special about Apple stuff either- except the price.
Re: Prior art ?
As are the iTables in the Manchester Arndale iShop... non-compliant with Head Orifice?
Re: I'll take 10 of them.
So now there are 28 happy Win8 users? Who knew!
Re: how is it obsolete?
I like this definition, it seems apt:-
Obsolete: imperfectly developed or rudimentary in comparison with the corresponding character in other individuals.
Re: No, this phone is WP8
So still £150 for an obsolete system
Re: "...ultrabooks and Windows 8 laptops that are all stuck on the login screen..."
That's to make them look good- imagine if they *were* powered up...
Yeah, I put diesel in my petrol tank ... guess what?
You can't read?
Re: Oh How I Laughed...
Windows users have enough problems already.
Re: Lets try to put this in to some context...
iPad 64gig spellchecker isn't very good, is it?
Re: PC Sales in the toilet
Wrong, er, Pad...
Re: Where's Eadon?
Obvious MS flaw is obvious.
You don't need Eadon for that.
Jewel in Telewest's crown...
Re: My top tip for Microsoft.
"I've developed on Solaris and Windows but never Linux."
Hardly a catalogue of success, are you?
"wish you weren't hear..."
We wish you were deaf?
Re: American law does not acknowledge the existence of the phablet.
Re: What bollocks
"Oh look I just farted, make it two."
Only another 13 minutes of fame left, then.
100% extra charge ...
...and poor service for WinPho 8 users.
I agree with Thorne, although it might make sense to start smaller by mining the dead satellites and other space junk first, for practice, and to clear up the junk; they are easier to get to and their positions are well known.
Space Salvage- nearly Yarr! so
Re: The Bic lighter of surveillance. Nice!
Counter? More like a target.
Wake me up when these are the size of a grape and can accelerate at 10G- I'll be zipped up in the acceleration tank...
Re: $48M a Pop
Though if it saves lives money should not matter."
Hahahah. Save lives. Good one.
Re: In aircraft combat how useful is this?
Sir, we have 3 birds on radar... they're flying at mach 2...
Re: I wouldn't dare visit America!
OOh! Are you one of the Popular Girls?
Re: I am not a chemist
Which is, in fact, the by-product. Where do you think the O2 goes?
Or Steam Powered Giraffe...
Re: @It's not radio, it's laser
Bah. 'Tis all Wireless.
Re: Krusty the Clown springs to mind
"With his flapping dickie..."
Enough of this Savile inuendo!
Re: You can't polish a turd.
How apt on a Surface/WinRt thread!
See people as puzzles to be dissected without mercy, and love nothing better that the feel of squeezing brain matter as it oozes between their cruel fingers.
Re: Doctors caring & empathetic?
"My better half is an anesthetist..."
And your other half posts on here...
Re: Fallen star
Security people don't have friends, just risk lists....
The NRA .....
Going on the offensive because they are offensive
A TV advert
For cyanogenmod would be interesting indeed...
Re: True innovation
That's what the big Tiles are hiding...
Re: Demonstrates that Windows NT code still lurks under the surface of Windows Phone 8
That's the whole POINT of W8 that it is built on a crippled PC kernel for the first time, not a crippled CE/mobile OS like WP 7.5.
Re: Lol.Here is how it works...
You certaiinly don't work for Microsoft, then.
Re: Nothing New
Indeed- see Icon....
Another Balloon that has absorbed a lot of Hotel Tycoon's money- but of far less use...
Them's not bears- them's Wookies, an' the little onesa Ewoks...
Oh No! Companies use computers not supplied by RM- our kids are doomed.
"What is the matter Miss Smith?" "Sorry sir, I can't send you that spreadsheet, the computers at school had grey keyboards, but the Company ones are black - I can't use them..."
Re: Win 8 RT rooted
This 'love place' - are the cushioned walls chairproof?
This is a whole different bucket of cod.
Still smells fishy though...
Re: Universal suburban neighborhood watch
Odd- that's just what they said...
Re: May I be the first
- Mounties always get their man: Heartbleed 'hacker', 19, CUFFED
- Samsung Galaxy S5 fingerprint scanner hacked in just 4 DAYS
- Feast your PUNY eyes on highest resolution phone display EVER
- AMD demos 'Berlin' Opteron, world's first heterogeneous system architecture server chip
- Analysis Oh no, Joe: WinPhone users already griping over 8.1 mega-update