2245 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
Is the Cake true now or not? I forget...
which end of the gut they go in...
Increased sales figures!
Every little helps...
Re: Is he married?
Or Stepford grade. more like.
Re: could be a small Dyson Sphere
Aha - A Dyson Ball. In a vacuum...
Try again on Tuesday. About 2ish.
What a cruel,
and unusual punishment.
It's put on a bit of mass...
That's no Moon...
Re: Very strange stuff
'Planet' <Noun> (gk) Wanderer
'Atmosphere' <Noun> Gaseous envelope held onto surface of Planet (q.v) by Gravity.
Re: It may just be me
Taking the piss?
El Reg Xmas cards with sound please.
Re: harden the **** up
Sounds correct though.
Board of Governors
Replaced by Ministry of Truth.
Bad Show, BBC.
Re: what's 'boraband'?
It's capable of going fast, but is generally quite slow.
q.v VW Bora, the car for old farts that think the Passat is too racy.
Next- Aether; Where have you been hiding?
For you then?
Re: Welcome to the capitalist world...
"We all love good value for money"
That rules out Starbucks, then.
Lawyers and accountants will be going bankrupt by the million.
You say that like it is a bad thing...
Hiding behind H&S?
It's spreading worldwide like a red weed...
Royalites for Dickens novels ripped off by the US?
Re:should've made your calculation in Excel
or not, rather.
Re: Star Wars VII: Rise of the Gungans!
Gungan Style ?
Re: I like the idea but...
Perhaps anyone who needs an addy for '"we will not pass on your details ..." signups. Why not for $5? Better than a spam raddled Hotmail account- if you can still get one...
The Surface clicky-clicky one with the Glee types?
Re: Why do you enjoy seeing other people have problems?
He's a designer at MS?
Windows To Go
What a nice headline that would make...
Re: Since one US Jury was drunk or stoned through most of a case
As well as the Apple/Samsung one?
Re: This is what science and technology should be doing.
using a 'mouse'.... right...
Re: Good stuff.
'Flesh coloured' plastic never is, looks creepy and scares kids.
Robot stuff, shiny or CF looks cool and not scary. Unless you are Sarah Connor, of course.
Re: We've got a robot hand grasping a mans penis here!
Code word...or safe word?
Re: I don't need more gravity.
That's what we need! Artificial Levity!
wizz! (For Atomms)
I shall invent a device to accelerate and collide lawyers and priests at relativistic speeds, and place it in the public domain.
I wonder what esoteric particles would be produced?
Suggestions on a postcard:-
Re: a cat has had a go at the rectangle with its claws.
On an iPhone 5, yes- they look like that out of the factory, apparently.
Re: Braking wind
Probably applied with a 'peddle'...
"He's just looking for attention."
Said jm83, in a string of postings...
Re: "powerful, lethal ranged weapons is a vital part of what makes us human"
...what *keeps* us human is compassion and empathy.
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