Re: No doubt some wintards think that the sun does get rebooted, that's what night is.
I need new brew now!
2658 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
I need new brew now!
I agree- but not mine...
I deny that
. £5 for two baking spuds.... right....oh, they've been washed so the help doesn't have to... ok then!
Er, XBox owners...
People pay for Photoshop? Who knew?
And I'm sure Andrex Labrador owners are glad they have something else to wipe their arses on other than a WinPhone...
Wallet Garden! +1 for truth!
At least you don't have to mess about with like Linux, eh?
Funny, the comments seem to be mainly from mongs who say W8 is soooo much easier than older versions; ie "My old computer was too complicated for me..."
Only the ones who embrace W8.
in elegant C?
In India, manpower is still relatively cheap- 250,000 people with headphones on in a call centre could probably do this for £47m... but the annual pencil and notepad bill would be ever increasing, together with the cost of filing cabinets.
inches away, slowly...
The cat is no longer inside.
(All this needs is a 3D printer angle~ all else is 'open, freedom, etc'.)
Still, good work!
Bottled water shouldn't be carried anywhere. Fill the empty bottle up when you get there.
Next- Thunderbird 1.
Point one of these at me and see how far you get.
I'll print up an F16 and nuke you with a printed a-bomb.
As is sticking a musket down the back of your pants.
Any idiot can make stuff now.... after someone has done the skilled bit once.
" Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop. Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hard copy right there."
Which is probably a very good thing.
Hah. It's better than '8'...
if you don't like the rules- don't play!
written 'sham manifesto'
Please keep us up to date!
Worse yet- have you seen the new 'Breakfast Biscuits' for 'Breakfast on the go' ?
FFS.... some people are sooooo busy these days....
that never did anything "dangerous" when they were young that are slowly turning this planet into fucking Vogsphere...
How is life in the ant farm?
Talk slowly and in capitals with trouser legs rolled up and knotted hanky on head.
Oh the huge manatee!
That would require two prostitutes....
Only if they are Nixie tubes...
(Loughborough - 'nuff said...)
There's more danger to kids in the 'Happy' Meal...
1. It looks like the 'Xbox' X is broken; there is past form here...
2 The broken 'X' also resembles a crying 'Y'.... as in "Why? Why did I buy this?" ; again suitable, see 1.
You're an Antipodean Christ Botherer , aren't you?
Sounds like he price of fuel is *way* too low in Cupertino...
Don't drink and type...
You say that now! I gave up homeopathic medicine completely and ended up in hospital with an overdose!. And the jug of water by my bed wouldn't let me forget it!!!
Silly rabbit never heard of unobtainium.
The rod would probably compress due to inertial effects, and the push would propagate down it a at speed <c.
Sadly, it's the information of the push which is limited.
An ironic term used to describe any Microsoft device with a Tiled Display. See also TIFKAM.
Not even wearing one of these? <====
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