2576 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Excuse me, I need to paper the shelves in my kitchen cabinets.
The Sun's output has nothing to do with climate- the IPCC said so!
BT fibre to the cab, as do VM- the it's BT cooper to the house, and VM run 2x copper pairs for phone lines and co-ax for broadband/TV, all in one cable.
Re: "Windows XP dies a year from … now!"
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh XP T'urtle's wgah'nagl fhtagn
Sounds like a job for... Zombie Thatcher.
Re: How Victorian.
Close but only banana/2 for you...
Those who can, do.
Those who can learn to pass tests, teach.
Those without clues become the rulers...
is it a fan? is it a boy?
Like DSL* , but with a beard.
* Damn Small Linux, for the unanointed.
Re: The real success story ...
Nokia are pining for the fjords!
Re: If You Don't Like The Surface...
And leave with a nasty infection.
Re: No archive
"Is required to have..." is not the same as "need to have..."
Re: And two rights don't make a wrong
Three rights do make a left, though.
Thanks for your input.
Back to work Dredd.
Re: 8.1? but then what would they call 8.3?
I Can't Believe It's Still Crap!
iPad vs Fryingpan.
iPad can have the first swing.
Let the games commence!
Re: I aim for the stars
More likely that UK politicians are denser than a dwarf star and more myopic than cave fish.
And greedy- don't forget. Short term wins over long term every time.
Re: Pick & choose laws
I think they only come in one type now- competition has been eliminated.
Re: How to LIE witih selective STATISTICS
We will be successful with WinPhone. We are successful with all of our major investments. We have time, money and experience on our side. We are Borg.
A big one and a slightly smaller but otherwise identical one.
Re: i can't see the obvious fakery either
second wave (clone of clones brush) has 16 hovercraft. And so on.
That's a lot of eels!
Re: Invisiblity fishnets
"I can't feel my legs!"
Re: Abusing the legislation
In a word- Cantenna!
Recently- 'Speak you're Branes' (ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/)
As any fule kno.
I agree. Take it and go.
Then the EU can revoke copyright on the crap.
It's German for ADHD.
Office 365 vs British Railways
Most reliable? Discuss.
Re: I like W8.
Lose W8. For your future health.
i think you're confusing Eadon with 'Clueless Wintards'.
Re: That is work, not life.
"improvements to your Windows experience"
I draw your attention to the above, and restate- the only improvement would be it's absence.
Re: Re-arrange the following words
Like putting a pig under lipstick. Fool the masses...
"improvements to your Windows experience across your whole life"
Only if I didn't have to use it.
Mr LeBlanc talks some utter donkeyballs.
Re: Needs to be housewife proof
Then it would need to be connected to a massive bank of other computers- possibly all of them- to do Female Logic
To tell the difference between Pringles and toilet paper is paramount in a Robo-butler; unless you have a penchant for that sort of thing...
Re: Only believe a rumour
Blimey- what a knob AC!
Re: Loads of artists just fat brushes!
Just try calling one that...
*IT as in
I have a copy of the IT curriculum.
Re: it's life or death to some poor wretch!
The chief exec of a UK charity?
Sometimes 'Lies to children' are necessary.
hat-tip to Mr Pratchett.
The RI server is down- hopefully the Slashdot effect of lots of people with money!
Keep your nose out of other peoples private conversations you nosey git!
Re: Probably a memory issue
So 640k is NOT enough for Word? Seems like an MS problem right enough...
People pay for this crap. (The sw, not the article).
Hilarious (Life, and the article).
Re: Clever people make. Clever people break!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
VM cable is already FTTC- just wait; as soon as the new BT cab fills up, it will slow to a crawl too.
Re: This is why they make prisons
I agree- Jail for all AC posters.
Re: The US had a regime change.
Some wrinkly Sith Senator got thrown down a shaft?
Re: Thorium is not next to worthless. It has a negative value.
let's get fracking, and I can make a killing on gas mantles!
Re: Clever stuff!
...polish [your|you're] [armor|armour] for free.
Re: Texting whilst driving leads to arrest
It's an Animal Farm reference.
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