Re: Oh Barbara ...
"What are you two on about?"
3922 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
"What are you two on about?"
"For users, it's a minor irritation."
Sounds like a good Win 10 description!
..and Enterprise users, who can pay volume licensing fees and can be treated like cash-cows."
Are you still posting on your Surface, dogged? Does the touch screen actually work when covered in flecks of foamy spittle?
Where's the poodle icon?
Worst Update EVAR!!!
"It was shit."
Cortina Mk2 or Cortana Mk1?
a world of "endless, pointless knobbing around..."
"Or just a street come to think of it) where they can mingle with each others and leave the filthy heretics and their sinful ways alone."
"Think I'll go smoke some more crack now."
Go and ask foir some at 10 Downing St- I think they have loads.
You could have used the Paris icon!
Is the pigs they should have beenwatching.
Now we'll need to nuke them from catapults, with mutant Birds, that are artificially stimulated to Angryness...
Surely it's evident- an apology for an OS would be accompanied by an apology for a browser...
Begun, these Drone Wars have...
"Microsoft's creepy doll."
" Every single teenager in the (XBOX) world..."
Seems a lot of bother.
Why not just wait, and hate it for what it is?
As in '"Express elevator to Hell- going down!" ?
Are you suggesting Win 10 as a suppository?
Come on- you can't pin this one on Ballmer!
As practiced by supermarkets and drug dealers worldwide
Beat me to it!
Spam spam spam spam, etc.
You say that like it is a bad thing, Jake.
It's all grist to the The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
From the FructiferousBugwriter Beast of Redmond!
is demeaning to Igors (Ygors too).
Well, to shut up the debate, we could agree that the 'dwarf' bit is silent, and just call Pluto a ... planet.
Or we could invoke Stallman and call it GNU/Pluto - that would certainly lead to it being called a planet by most people, just like now.
After all, to paraphrase a wise elephant- "A planet's a planet, no matter how small..."
"My god- It's full of jugglers!"
"Often people get sharepoint out of the box and install it in a single server....yada yada yada..."
So it needs immense resources to even just work- why not stick it in The Cloud where we can all ignore it and get on with some work?
...or those who should probably appear in the dock at some point.
what to do if you want to make life hell for all your employees...
Lock them into MS 'products'.
You mean 'well rolled in glitter.'
unfinished mobile OS is Finished?
It's bigger than, older than and 1000 lightyears away from Earth... so not quite what was speculated above.
Don't forget to take the wrapper off first...
The ice is MOLTEN!!! eleventy-one!
Dooooooomed, we are all!
"...whack it in the head with a priest."
Naw- give the squirrel and the priest an axe, and let them fight it out!
And the only time planes are in the news is when they are in bits/on fire/missing.
Horses for courses? (They can carry batteries safely, so that's a possibility...)
Not just a dvd in a cereal box, but now it can be a usb stick in a Kinder egg *
*Not available in US...
"What is different about the behaviour of these vehicles which contradicts the following drivers' expectations?"
They unexpectedly follow the rules of the road?
Let's hope they never run Windows, then.
"All of my MS installed computers have one thing in common, they haven't a clue what a Lan cable is or the first idea of how to get on the internet."
Sounds like a trip down memory lane- Trumpet Winsock anyone?
"And the answer is because you don't actually
do anything productive with play games on a computer."
"...fucktards like hplasm to flick one off over."
And here we see the wit of the windows supporter.
Sad, knowing his toys are becoming obsolete.
Fanboi, thy name is Dogged. (The anti-Eadon)
"... the amount of weapons-grade numpties in the comments..."
Don't be harsh- someone has to defend Windows.
"IT illiterate children...where are they?..."
In schools only teaching from the MS bible.
They are called Talk Talk, not Mail Mail...
"At Los Alamos no one discriminated on the ground of where you came from, or if you were a Christian or a non-believer," Brownlee explained. "The only thing they discriminated against was to be dumb – and it was a top priority to show you weren't."
If only some things stayed the same- where would we be now?
Ah, the self-answering question!
"How are the screen drivers for Linux? Drivers for obscure peripherals?"
Better than the MS non-provided ones, I'll wager.