Re: yes, I do know vacuum cleaners don't function in, er, vacuum.
But they do... clean it, right?
3235 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
But they do... clean it, right?
Isn't that the same technique that gave us TIFKAM?
You have 13" eyes? Are you a squid?
"We are not the modern equivalent of car-fiddling 20 somethings who brag about tiny inconsequential tweaks that took hours to sort out."
So stop installing 3d party fixes for W8's shortcomings and bragging about it.
All cables have the plug on upside-down. It's a natural law.
Ha- beat me to it- German techno Band...
Original desktop too hard for some people, it seems; love W8...
MS- you are just being Siri now.
Holly has an IQ of 5000.
We all know how that turned out.
So- are the leggy fuckers toxic, or not?
" Which will look amazingly like Win 8.1 but without the suck."
The look is a major part of the suck. It is tightly integrated...
"Can Ubuntu control a lathe?"
Yes, it can.
The Win9 Start Button will probably just be a PayPal button that says "Give cash to Microsoft".
And you'll have to press it on a daily basis.
It's breaking, bad. (ly)
"We have filed a request with the government in the hope of launching our own petition demanding that British politicians ban the use emojis altogether."
"Like performance and security features - yeah what a waste of time."
Well it's not like they actually did anything...
You're welcome. Please pass on our complements to your countrymen in Redmond for their comedy stylings also.
$500,000 would get them the Smart Price or Tesco Value branding- that would be better.
MS Office- Crap yesterday, crap tomorrow. You can rely on it.
Round up all the users in the centre of a field and put a big chain around them.
"It was pretty obvious that Microsoft software was designed"
Ah- I can see your problem right there...
It'll be fine unless a Trenco or a zwilnik's bomb gets under the leading edge...
My list of people who can Fuck Right Off grows daily.
Ledgett is on it.
Diggin' this 'ole
'Ole in the ground,
Big and sort of round it was-
And then I found myself surrounded by the Plod, M'lud.
ISIS will make the machines more expensive, as each one has to hold a copy of the link-state routing table...
Looks pretty much like a cow to me too- ( NOT Liz...).
Moreso than Tesco milk, anyway...
Or a Marvel/ X-men connection?
Not an Apple device then?
"Imagine the irony if you were to get run over by a bus tomorrow...."
Lying there, in a pool of dark liquid deliciousness as it seeps from your squashed torso...
/that was odd...
With a crappy search engine.
"Guess what, it's a big world out there and we like this little thing called 'Choice'."
Lock-in beats Choice like Lizard beats Spock.
It is inevitable.
Is there any other country that is so capital-city centric in terms of wealth creation?
Not off the Discworld, no.
1) It's "Ghengis Khaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!"
We are talking PC nerds (and MAC nerds and *NIX nerds) after all...
didn't you see the tiny, legless figure burning and waving his arm?
Beware! The clutching continues!!
Zeppelin 8x yet to take off...
"But at least it is a stylish cop, right?"
Crockett or Tubbs?
So effiing what If a man is looking at anything, do you really think they want to see adverts for anything?
Fisher Price? I thought that was MS?
"...The vast majority of enterprises require a) documents to be interchanged seemlessly and look the same at source and destination"
That's MS Office out of the game then.
OpenOffice or LibreOffice?
In this case, Target is a target.
At least Amazon don't try to sell you new-fangled stocking looms or anything like that...
We are not spying on you, honestly
"Wake up, Neo. the Matrix has you. Follow the White Rabbit"