Re: "anyone got any bat's blood?"
2996 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Do you mean tied to the front of a cannon? Just wondering...
If you watch it with the sound off, I swear you can hear the Thunderbirds theme...
Whatever it was, it needs more hemlock. This, with crossbones --->
We'll all be 3d world countries soon...
Aarg! A Badgerpheasant!
It's coming right at us! Twat it!
have you seen the cost of MS licences?
Haven't you got a wiki to polish?
Pitbull vs Bullshit!
All night vigil- or deathwatch? Time will tell.
But it's probably the latter...
Vista drivers available that work
Can we have this as an new Reg measure of 'not likely to happen'?
In a Passat? No...
I blame the Department for Eduction.
You rotten swine, you...
If you're BillG's brother, perhaps...
So it seems.
Ah- that old chestnut.
They replaced the satellites with a series of blimps.
Some of them are still in charge there.
Which one; X, Y or Z?
To use their fucking indicators!
"Shtop! This Ex-M$ beer is not ready!"
"...do you realise that trotting out the same old crap here is likely to have zero effect..."
Indeed- see Microsoft sales.
If it is as shitty and unpatched as IE,that is.
No matter how much it is "improved", using it is like Groundhog Day.
Time after time, the same headline... you could use a rubber stamp.
Don't use it.
"There are plenty of Nokias to be seen about on public transport in the City of London, and around the square mile..."
Which proves something- but I don't think it's as good as you might imagine...
Get back in Marketing.
I know that photo...
A new spin on the words 'tech' and 'savvy' perhaps?
"creatures that make velicoraptors look like koala bears by comparison."
I take it you're not aquainted with the Ob'enn, then?
Make Out Like a Pirate Day, in the US
No need- the bit of seaweed works well!
of PR spin in the morning.
It smells like....desperation.
Enough to see it as a threat?
It's not like real vanilla grows on trees...
Just give them enough rope.
And a gag for the fanbois.
Where do you want to go today? WRONG ANSWER!
"Bring success to our company, this will not .."
What if you just hide it under the bed?
You would need to buy a ladder...
'...staff felt "brutalised" by the system, which made them feel like "iPhone users"'
Seeing as the most arsey Programmers refer to themselves as "Developers", dos that mean we can ignore them on this most auspicious day?
They can get their own "Developers' Day" if they want one!
So is my hovercraft. And my wombat has constipation.
Farmer contested that his cattle became delicious.
Things hide among it...
It matches the two-position stand in the queue to buy them...
A bit like that shitty "Extreme Makeover- Home edition" where 'Makeover' means Demolish and build a New One...
And when he gets to "Tutting Turtle" ?