Posts by hplasm
1786 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
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ooh!
How quaint!
Posted in Redmond revamp: Bing gets social bling
Re: BING IS THE BEST
This comment explains the rest of BDG's erm, output.
Re: BAE =
This is for you :)
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Posted in Boffins crack on with ultimate roboass
Re: whats the use?
My first thought was Robot Politician.
Re: WTF is a Zune?
Brown, I think...
Posted in Let’s send 3D printers TO THE MOON
The most obvious and required project-
I'm sad to say, is the 'B-Ark'.
All else is easy after that.
Otherwise- a great idea.
Re: My 2 cents. ;)
No it's not; you stole that idea.
Re: Andrew Orlowski?
no- AO has a brain.
Re: Microsoft?
Wait...
I see that you didn't say
what the' best coders on the planet 'did use as their desktop.
Bet it's not windows.
Hmm..
3. "We are sorry. DVD playback is not supported. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
If you re correct-
Win 9 will ship on 37 floppies.
Re: Really??
Sounds like they will have to get used to it.
Re: Really??
Good practice for getting the best out of Win 9 then...
Re: "rely on the many quality solutions on the market"
Indeed- it seems that Windows is starting to exhibit all of the traits that were once leveled at Linux- no DVD playback,need to use the command line all of the time (regedit anyone...)- by the MS faithful... What next?
Re:That's why you, and I, are both here posting on this forum.
Rather than sitting on a giant yacht, planning Man's expansion out into the asteroids...
Charles 9
Fails the Turing test.
Prepare Charles 10, increase Sarcasm detector thrshold 10%...
Earl Grey-
Hot or not?
Re: Wil who?
He has been a commentard here too- so watch it...
Re: Let's hope they don't ration apostrophes.
Let's hope they bloody do.
Re:"I'm guessing Londoners drink more than a cup a day "
I thought Londoners drank water from bottles. Water from far away. Exotic water.
Still, having tasted London tap water...
Re: Desalination will never work...
But at least we can salt the roads when the ice age come back...
Re: "Fair Use" is a scam.
Of course, you paid for your username or acknowledged the meme creator....?
Re: You mean...
Not at all-
Q1. Draw an Acorn atom, labelling the screen and keyboard (85 marks)
Posted in Moon at annual perigee this weekend
Re: Sole satellite?
Not even the sole natural moon... how many are we up to now?
Woz misses out the word-
"skid".
Re: More 'cloud' fun
Not the cloud.
More like the way Barclays & Co treat their IT staff like sh1t.
Posted in Indiana cops arrest violent 6-year-old
Re: Bah!
Lucky Barstards! We used to dream of having a school maggot pit...
Posted in Indiana cops arrest violent 6-year-old
Re: Bad position
"I come from a family of teachers, my farther(sic) was an inner city head. Let me assure you that we are all scared of the bullies and their families."
There- fixed up that particular situation for you.
Finally-
You don't need Windows to start posts with "As a gamer..."
Re: using gravity to lift something has never worked, and never will...
Damn.
Time to get out of the hydro power business then...
re:PAEDOTERRORISTS
But- I wanted to be a Pirate!
Yarr!
Re: It's a win-win situation.
Only the cost of removing all bins in public places.
Re: Instead of 'perishable', it should have said:
"Perished."
As a protective case
This would probably last as long as a Kindle screen.
Re: Sex the same as playing cards
Yes it is-
Poker and brag.
Re: iphone liquidmetal
Or machines for the simple?
Re: If you want to go Office...
Now I can see Ballmer in an afro wig...
Re: Boot from USB?
But iPads don't have USB to boot from.... What? There are other BYODs?
Re: Think of the children!
Don't let the cops grasp your title!
Caught by the fuzz.
Re: Google has all his personal info
Oh do piss off, Ellison.
Re: Heading in the right direction-
Which is down the plughole...
1000 jobs to go?
From the deckhands, not those that drove the ship onto the rocks, one assumes.
As usual.
The Nebulous Them
A fine 80's band!
/the rest is true also...
Re: Hmm, I wonder what the fundamental particle of rabid control-freakery is called?
The Nannyon?
Re: Am I biting the hand that feeds it? Oh yes!
Pah!
The Register has been seperating trolls from bridges for years.
Vodafone pay tax?
Who knew?
Re: I imagine... all the people, living with Linux....
CAD? Isn't that for MACs...
Oh wait- OSX nix..
tit.
