Re: "Microsoft Azure"
Hey- it's not That bad!
2751 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Hey- it's not That bad!
How did you get past AdBlocker?
Well, perhaps he can talk to our Mr Bryant at length in there, during Happy Hour.
Good advice. Why don't you just do that?
Your rock. Back under it. Nothing for you to fawn over here, Doormatt.
That would be an ecumenical matter...
But this isn't an argument -it's more of a joyful anticipation!
"all them profits are the result of terrible performance...."
Not just that- don't forget customer lock-in and stupid inertia.
Are you listening, Microsoft?
fuck right off you shill.
Keep Beardie for Branson.
May I propose Prune-Faced Spiv for Sugar?
Follow the money...
This *could* work- but only when we live in cities like the Jetsons. Existing infrastructure wouldn't support it, it would be like bin-collection day every half-hour, every day.
"I tried to set my old man up on Open Maps..."
Are you the Cerne Abbas Giant?
Devon was the clue...
If they want it, they can bloody well haul it away. Otherwise...
I & D Smiths both -100
POV displays. Clocks come to mind, but very popular on Instructables etc.
What colouri s your breath when you exhale?
Emacs or Vi?
If you're on a plane, you might be in the cloud!
So we can blame 'pilot error' when it crashes and burns.
Two weeks in Gitmo.
And yet you keep posting...
"unbuckle my belt, drop my pants and run."
Icon - because... :)
Mini Metro- that explains the previous TIFKAM name!
And the shitness!
Screw them right in their faces with a big greasy moose dick.
"They could have produced exactly the same results with a parachute..."
-or by not taking off in the first place.
It's a money-making scam.
The only way to reduce 'Carbon Footprints'' (FFS) is to ban Firewalking.
"Hundreds and hundreds of issues."
Not this week- what was he running- potato?
I smell porkies.
"..."brain-deads" actually used to upvote him...."
Windows buyers voting EADON UP?
Don't like shitty smells?
Don't try to cover them up- stop making shit in the first place!
Don't they have houses there yet?
Nah-not so popular, he's Jamie Oliver!
But only 2 people would be affected, so why bother?
Except people might like to buy a Honda Civic with tractor tyres- that would be awesome!
Unlike DoggedOS, which is not.
" You rarely if ever hear the phrase "ew, the new orange on this hammer is so yucky, what a horror. I'm going back to bashing nails in with my head", do you?"
You do when it turns out that the 'hammer' you thought you were buying turns out to be an orange on a stick.
Eadon is Sinofsky - he had to go as the terms of his golden parachute kicked in.
Did they let you kiss their awesome behind?
SkyGo, SkyDrive, SkyTrain.
Next? SkyDive.... (we can hope...)
It's like a Bus Conductor, but on a train, see?
I see this as a public service, and a new way to enjoy boring train journeys!
Excellent! Full speed ahead, guys!
They must be out of their Vulcan minds!
Do Apple-toting baristas work in these 'Linux bistros'?
Bananas don't roll very well because they are bent and faceted. Clouds are bumpy and nebulous so they probably don't roll too well either.
You may well have a good point there!
There will always be cheap laptops- not necessarily MS ones.