"Er, it's one of Wilde's!"
4072 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
"Er, it's one of Wilde's!"
"If I were your customer, I'd be looking to get shot of you with a snotty attitude like that."
Said millions of ex-Windows users, to Microsoft as WinX is forced on more and more unsuspecting machines.
I'm surprised they din't go the whole hog* and make the model #1984...
* 4 legs good...
Easily scared, aren't you.
"What would one of the ports be for?"
A moisture sensor to keep an eye on the levee...
- saves a drive, and Chevys drink gas.
"...what photos exactly would end up on my phone"
Every day, bing(e) would deliver a picture of TIKFAM as your desktop.
"...rather than from the top down as you would in Android. "
Another 'Steering wheel now on floor, we know best' moment from Redmond.
I really hope the networks are ready for my 16k television - Ol' Gil really needs this job...
— Deuteronomy & Leviticus
The best Big Books of Things to Do on Opposite Day. Vol I & II
"Well, I did write this ages ago, in the fist week after I took over..." - 'Nad.
"They don't call El Reg a redtop for nothing..."
I prefer the term 'Red-headed Stepchild' myself...
"Windows 10 out, users happy, PCs upgraded..."
Pick any one.
1.21 GW is quite a heavy drain...
"Bollocks to London."
Because the asylum is run by accountants and lawyers.
They could call it the 'Pistorius'.
edit- AC in before me!
Do enlighten us - and don't forget to add value to the thread...
Noun: Long for twat.
"I'm genuinely interested - what is at the heart of your cavalier risk-seeking attitude?"
A desire to own a Tardis?
<nightmare>As a penance, they should be forced to open-source DirectX</nightmare>
"So if the device needs "fixing", do I need to develop Avon like skills and carry a combined tester, pen-kit and screwdriver in the sole of my boot?"
You don't already...? Get off to /. !!
"Siri is a great app. I'm different. Cortana is a spooky bitch."
MS can't even produce a normal computer properly.
Not here, I imagine.
""On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
Now you do; I'll have to sniff you out and bite you.
"See "The History of the Decline and Fall of the US Empire"."
It peaked in 1969 and has gone downhill since.
How to tell if it's a dream or not?
Spin up Windows. If it keeps going, it's a dream. If it falls over, it's reality...
Windows and Office are guaranteed to get your PC hacked. Get rid!
I might give a shit...
What are these 'feet' of which you speak?
This was a public information broadcast, on behalf of the H&S party.
What of Barbapapa?
"Fronds of red weed, more like."
But the Plutocrats would feel right at home, surely?
Black sky at night...no, no-
Black sky in the morning...
.....they keep me in the DARK AND FEED ME ON PINS!!!
You may be on Pluto.
Red sky at night-
You may be upside down, on Pluto.
But...Win10 is free...
Pearl Harbour. (Too soon?)
Goople! Do no Weebl!
"... not as good as they are hyped. And relative to the competition, long since surpassed by many rivals in all but brand cachet and marketing."
So just like MS- I stand corrected.
Waiting for Windows is always boring. Never gets old, just boring.
Apple is as Apple does; but they do seem to do, rather than fart about.
Windows doesn't run, it sort of staggers about drunkenly. And then falls over.
"Microsoft, the VW family sedan of IT"
Except VW do make good cars.
Microsoft, the gold-flashed Trabant of IT.
It does- it's round!
Make a really heavy macbookoid?
even MS batteries spy on you!
"Only we, ze judges, may see ze big boobies!"