2566 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Its not very anonymous is it..My career as an MP is over.
No it isn't- it's going pretty much as people expect!
Re: Just define the number of electrons in a coulomb, stupids!
1 Ampere = 1 Hogshead of electrons.
Re: Well its a proof of concept.
Not so cheap... $2 worth of ABS costs $1000 in printerland...
Welcome to El Reg
I take it you are new here...
Dropping the 3d printer on them
Is more likely to kill someone than this gun, so perhaps they should be banned.
Re: mirror-universe counterpart.
With evil goatee....
Re: Love it
But it's iOS!!
is there such a word as 'Underkill' ?
Re: No doubt some wintards think that the sun does get rebooted, that's what night is.
I need new brew now!
Re:Just tattoo an IP address to my face
I agree- but not mine...
Re:Their goods are undeniably higher quality as well*
I deny that
. £5 for two baking spuds.... right....oh, they've been washed so the help doesn't have to... ok then!
You can buy food in M&S for under £20 ?
Re: You are not going to connect an xbox directly to the internet
Er, XBox owners...
Re: Not worth it
People pay for Photoshop? Who knew?
Re: I suppose...
And I'm sure Andrex Labrador owners are glad they have something else to wipe their arses on other than a WinPhone...
Re: Telemetry Bullshit
Wallet Garden! +1 for truth!
"...It's just you really have to work at it."
At least you don't have to mess about with like Linux, eh?
Re: As predictable as night following day
Funny, the comments seem to be mainly from mongs who say W8 is soooo much easier than older versions; ie "My old computer was too complicated for me..."
Re: Are small biz owners naturally mentally deficient?
Only the ones who embrace W8.
Its it written...
in elegant C?
Re: Eventually (in a few centuries maybe) all governements will realize this is *not* a solution
In India, manpower is still relatively cheap- 250,000 people with headphones on in a call centre could probably do this for £47m... but the annual pencil and notepad bill would be ever increasing, together with the cost of filing cabinets.
I'll be back....
inches away, slowly...
The bag it is open;
The cat is no longer inside.
(All this needs is a 3D printer angle~ all else is 'open, freedom, etc'.)
Still, good work!
Re: Will you be allowed
Bottled water shouldn't be carried anywhere. Fill the empty bottle up when you get there.
Next- Thunderbird 1.
Point one of these at me and see how far you get.
I'll print up an F16 and nuke you with a printed a-bomb.
Re: So the solution....
As is sticking a musket down the back of your pants.
Re: The point is-
The point is-
Any idiot can make stuff now.... after someone has done the skilled bit once.
Wave hands madly and-
" Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop. Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hard copy right there."
Re: To add to that...
Which is probably a very good thing.
Re: Oh, dear...
Hah. It's better than '8'...
if you don't like the rules- don't play!
written 'sham manifesto'
Please keep us up to date!
Re: Breakfast Dining ???
Worse yet- have you seen the new 'Breakfast Biscuits' for 'Breakfast on the go' ?
FFS.... some people are sooooo busy these days....
It's the handwringing twats-
that never did anything "dangerous" when they were young that are slowly turning this planet into fucking Vogsphere...
Re: wonder what the ratio is now
How is life in the ant farm?
Re: ...and thus allowed to roam freely round Europe?
Talk slowly and in capitals with trouser legs rolled up and knotted hanky on head.
No naked wobbling!
Oh the huge manatee!
Re: If climate change forces women into prostitution...
That would require two prostitutes....
Re: Too many moving parts...
Only if they are Nixie tubes...
(Loughborough - 'nuff said...)
Re: Sending kids?
There's more danger to kids in the 'Happy' Meal...
I would go for the second logo-
1. It looks like the 'Xbox' X is broken; there is past form here...
2 The broken 'X' also resembles a crying 'Y'.... as in "Why? Why did I buy this?" ; again suitable, see 1.
Re:Re: And much hilarity ensued :-)
You're an Antipodean Christ Botherer , aren't you?
...engines and aircon running all the time...
Sounds like he price of fuel is *way* too low in Cupertino...
Don't drink and type...
Re: Stupid question
You say that now! I gave up homeopathic medicine completely and ended up in hospital with an overdose!. And the jug of water by my bed wouldn't let me forget it!!!
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