Pearl Harbour. (Too soon?)
4033 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Pearl Harbour. (Too soon?)
Goople! Do no Weebl!
"... not as good as they are hyped. And relative to the competition, long since surpassed by many rivals in all but brand cachet and marketing."
So just like MS- I stand corrected.
Waiting for Windows is always boring. Never gets old, just boring.
Apple is as Apple does; but they do seem to do, rather than fart about.
Windows doesn't run, it sort of staggers about drunkenly. And then falls over.
"Microsoft, the VW family sedan of IT"
Except VW do make good cars.
Microsoft, the gold-flashed Trabant of IT.
It does- it's round!
Make a really heavy macbookoid?
even MS batteries spy on you!
"Only we, ze judges, may see ze big boobies!"
Battle Beyond The Stars
yes... that was a bit of a copypastafest, for sure.
Play (Well) for Sure.
"A non-working model would be a lump of plastic."
Her name is Casey!
For when you can't see the wood for the trees.
It all went bang! I jumped, and floated away on my golden parachute.
in a Threecup?
"Ak, ak, ak ak AK!"
Akbar? Are you trying to say akbar? Aha!
I read that Limbaugh thing, and now my brain is sore.
I see now why any 'dissent' (reasonable skepticism, not GOP-style shouting) about global warming is jumped on so strongly...
"introduce bullet points. Or a powerpoint upload."
With regard to Powerpoint, you really need to use hollow-nosed bullets. And then cleansing fire.
"Microsoft is the Volkswagen of software."
no, MS is the White Audi of software..
Where is The Vogon when he is actually needed to comment...??
"give Windows 10 users pause"
Would't that make them unable to type?
is a terrible thing. It can lead to all sorts of weird behaviour...
And 'professional' as a word, is highly overrated.
Wastegategate. It is turbodiesel after all...
A model is just a model. It's not actually the real thing, in a little box (other containers are available), and if you look closely, you can see the differences.
Well blow me down...
Will anyone listen to this, or is the carreering gravy train too loud?
As in PATRIOT missile defence? Expensive, and doesn't work, but makes a lot of noise.
"Uh, he's actually describing excessive criticism as ranting."
You wouldn't be ranting about Obama, then?
"You talking about Obama?"
No. Now you look like a dick.
Not only a piss-poor CEO but a Fascist to boot... no wonder the hard-line Repubs love her.
"Sadly the app is still in development."
It keeps going off every time the user comes near to the iPhone...
Regards, John Connor.
" Frozen water can be found anywhere."
Nobody could have imagined, in the early years of the 21st century...
Gestapo Central HQ?
"Actually, the Pope is very open to the possibility of alien life."
"No, socks are the pupa stage of coat hangers"
Which are in turn the larval stage of shopping carts.
Isn't it sad that bloody Sky counts as a major part of the UK's 'space' industry.
It's a bit like claiming Matchbox as one of the world's most prolific car makers.
(Unfair to compare Matchbox to Murdochsat, but it's all I could come up with... which is also sad.)
"just bury it in the ground so it poisons our children"
Why are your children underground?
"Come and help figure out how."
Do you have a large box of 'V' masks?
Who says who is a crim, and who isn't, eh...
prove that, should they win, every penny in damages goes to the monkey?
"Yep. $0.00 and worth every cent."
So you run everything MS has ever made?
That's what you get for running OO on a Surface.
Still the dog's dinner, rather than the dog's bollocks, then?
"...careful redo from scratch."
Doesn't he live in Ankh-Morpork now? I didn't know he did iStuff development...
This does, of course, demand a book...