Re: @Matt Bryant
When has MB ever had a point?
2658 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
When has MB ever had a point?
"The best answer, of course, is to utterly destroy terrorism at its source."
Are you threatening the whole US Government?
Or busily manning a burning Bong?
To sit in front of Kinect then, eh?
once you have nothing to fear, you have nothing to lose.
True. Never has so much apathy been generated by a console launch.
"- it's a sort of indistinct muttering, an annoying sort of buzz; we tend to try and ignore it."
Waaa! the network's slow!!
*clickety* No. It's your piece of shit BYOD. Get it off my network.
Or bring your own.
Perhaps the spelling would be kaki ?
I make no case. You make a claim, the onus is on you to prove it.
It does if you get paid to tell people to stop them. and then sit back and watch .
Like Paris on 8in heels. Not very.
Busy filling my shed with usb drives.
Well, they did claim to be Barristers...
Yes he is. But whose tool is he...?
USAF- United States of Animal Farm.
It has a certain ring to it...
Possibly with posterior anal pouches for heads? More likely.
Just like Win 8 then?
Sounds like MS Office to me.
" You can't use any apps while the menu is open "
Why would you? Tiles are for 'apps', menus have Programs.
"Thanks but no thanks. I stick to free licences like Apache"
I think you mis-spelled 'Unenforceable shrinkwrapped EULA; there.
Might have been a slip of the penable pen.
What key? I ask, you tit- this is a tablet.
You use IE6 then?
They probably send non-vomit inducing peanut butter. It's rocket science, after all...
Shall we get off your fucking lawn too, AC?
If they hasn't won documents would still be in someone ELSE'S proprietary format.
"I'm not blaming Microsoft..."
Why the hell not? It's their fault.
It's the US tax way- even the 2012 Olympics winners from the US had to pay tax on the cash and a percentage of the medal's worth...
"Professional organisations need professional products. Bear that in mind and say 'No' to Windows 8"
Like that is supposed to be an improvement? Outloook!
ooo- it's back again. Ta.
Hey- I can't edit any more... where's my badge gone???
You haven't read the tabloids recently, have you?
El Reg is not 99% shit.
He's missing this- penables!
You may be interested in my pattern for brillo-pad underwear?
What next? A free hat?
Not to burst your bubble, but no-one gives a fuck about Windows anymore.
It will probably require CMD and Powershell and much RegEdit...
It just works.
I wonder how many will work?
Remember Longhorn. That turned out well.
aren't the Appletwatters getting their knickers in a twist?
O dear how sad, never mind.
There are X10 versions- they need X10 adapters for the power to the lamps though.
Nah- they just changed the subnet mask.
Just Bing for Bong!
Maybe it's exactly that, the ability to think sideways.
And scroll sideways!
I think you may be on to something there...
Puff. Puff...Oh wow....look! It does make sense now!!
Stand on Zanzibar, by John Brunner. A terrorist/activist attack on a bus- only one fatality, IIRC, whose head was turning when it was severed- the rest, had decaptations that just joined back up due to the thinness of the cut...
Wow. Aren't you dull?
But sometimes the waves win.