2533 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Why, is that what happens to you just as you are about to Bing! ?
Re: It's great when people rush in to show how clever they are and trip over their own shoelaces...
It's cruel to laugh at the afflicted- leave MS developers alone.
Re: 88 Clicks as of 9am this morning...
...probably after one particular bing-head who would have all of the hoops enabled to jump through.
Are they after getting Gates back?
Re: 'You do do evil!' vs "Copyright minster: Google- better access to No 10 than me"
Emerging Markets? You do know that's predator speak for Easy Prey?
Re: Let's see
£5k- that could get you some iPhones for tactical comms...
Re: If the value of yituhxo, the enemy dujey
Isn't that part of the Windows Source Code?
It might explain why nobody can rewrite it...
Re: Oh, come on.
"Proof-of-concept for transliteration engine in a language..."
Proof that you can put any old tosh in a Bing result, and no body will know if it's right or not, nor care...
Re: It's almost as if the marketers have realised that those garish rectangles are deterring people
No shift key on W8 keyboards?
"The best just got better......" The new Galaxy S4.
Would anyone make hardware specifically for an 'operating system; that doesn't support it's features?
And conversely why not support hardware that was built for your OS specially?
Something doesn't add up in MS world. But that has happened before too...
A Ye Olde Shoppe
Is a "Ye Olde Shoppe".
I don't see your problem with this meme.
Re: Shoddy reporting
The steak was later found to be Horse, with a fake ID
There's nothing wrong with sporks- they do a good job as a spoon, and a reasonable fork impression.
Win 8 on the other hand...
Re: FUD train?
No alternative? Yes there is- send it back and tell them to use a proper format.
DOCX- i'm looking at you...
Re: Its not very anonymous is it..My career as an MP is over.
No it isn't- it's going pretty much as people expect!
Re: Just define the number of electrons in a coulomb, stupids!
1 Ampere = 1 Hogshead of electrons.
Re: Well its a proof of concept.
Not so cheap... $2 worth of ABS costs $1000 in printerland...
Welcome to El Reg
I take it you are new here...
Dropping the 3d printer on them
Is more likely to kill someone than this gun, so perhaps they should be banned.
Re: mirror-universe counterpart.
With evil goatee....
Re: Love it
But it's iOS!!
is there such a word as 'Underkill' ?
Re: No doubt some wintards think that the sun does get rebooted, that's what night is.
I need new brew now!
Re:Just tattoo an IP address to my face
I agree- but not mine...
Re:Their goods are undeniably higher quality as well*
I deny that
. £5 for two baking spuds.... right....oh, they've been washed so the help doesn't have to... ok then!
You can buy food in M&S for under £20 ?
Re: You are not going to connect an xbox directly to the internet
Er, XBox owners...
Re: Not worth it
People pay for Photoshop? Who knew?
Re: I suppose...
And I'm sure Andrex Labrador owners are glad they have something else to wipe their arses on other than a WinPhone...
Re: Telemetry Bullshit
Wallet Garden! +1 for truth!
"...It's just you really have to work at it."
At least you don't have to mess about with like Linux, eh?
Re: As predictable as night following day
Funny, the comments seem to be mainly from mongs who say W8 is soooo much easier than older versions; ie "My old computer was too complicated for me..."
Re: Are small biz owners naturally mentally deficient?
Only the ones who embrace W8.
Its it written...
in elegant C?
Re: Eventually (in a few centuries maybe) all governements will realize this is *not* a solution
In India, manpower is still relatively cheap- 250,000 people with headphones on in a call centre could probably do this for £47m... but the annual pencil and notepad bill would be ever increasing, together with the cost of filing cabinets.
I'll be back....
inches away, slowly...
The bag it is open;
The cat is no longer inside.
(All this needs is a 3D printer angle~ all else is 'open, freedom, etc'.)
Still, good work!
Re: Will you be allowed
Bottled water shouldn't be carried anywhere. Fill the empty bottle up when you get there.
Next- Thunderbird 1.
Point one of these at me and see how far you get.
I'll print up an F16 and nuke you with a printed a-bomb.
Re: So the solution....
As is sticking a musket down the back of your pants.
Re: The point is-
The point is-
Any idiot can make stuff now.... after someone has done the skilled bit once.
Wave hands madly and-
" Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop. Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hard copy right there."
Re: To add to that...
Which is probably a very good thing.
Re: Oh, dear...
Hah. It's better than '8'...
if you don't like the rules- don't play!
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