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* Posts by hplasm

2598 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

Study: US iPhone owners tend to be rich, educated, white

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Re: iPhone owners are rich

Well, they did claim to be Barristers...

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Al Gore: Stop using the atmosphere as 'AN OPEN SEWER'

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Re:Al Gore is a tool.

Yes he is. But whose tool is he...?

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Google's Schmidt calls climate-change deniers 'liars'

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Re: What's his angle?

It does if you get paid to tell people to stop them. and then sit back and watch .

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Re: But there sure is OVERWHELMING evidence.

Present it.

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Obama administration defends mass call-data slurping

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Re: Terror vs. Crime ... Which is the greatest threat to you or me...?

USAF- United States of Animal Farm.

It has a certain ring to it...

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Re: Hopey Changey the Community Organizer lands another one

Possibly with posterior anal pouches for heads? More likely.

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YES, Xbox One DOES need internet, DOES restrict game trading

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Re: Microsoft: "We're always listening to our customers"

"- it's a sort of indistinct muttering, an annoying sort of buzz; we tend to try and ignore it."

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Reg readers tumesce as they get their tongues round 'podule'

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Re: Translator podule

Schzlogadadit!

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Whitehall grants freetards safe haven until 2015

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Me too-

Busy filling my shed with usb drives.

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Microsoft parades Windows 8.1, the version you may actually want

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Re: the average punter just returned their purchase as the wanted Windows

Just like Win 8 then?

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Re: a zoo where every device works a tad different, speaks different formats etc.

Sounds like MS Office to me.

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Re: we don't need a start menu/screen that takes up a whole screen

" You can't use any apps while the menu is open "

Why would you? Tiles are for 'apps', menus have Programs.

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Re: What would really make a huge difference is fixing the license

"Thanks but no thanks. I stick to free licences like Apache"

I think you mis-spelled 'Unenforceable shrinkwrapped EULA; there.

Might have been a slip of the penable pen.

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Re: Start Icon != Start Menu. This the problem.

What key? I ask, you tit- this is a tablet.

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All major UK ISPs prepping network-level porn 'n' violence filters

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@ chrisn

You use IE6 then?

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Albert Einstein brings cheese and clean pyjamas to space station

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Re: "...treats such as peanut butter..."

They probably send non-vomit inducing peanut butter. It's rocket science, after all...

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Raspberry Pi DUMBS DOWN to target world+dog

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Re: Not dumbing down

Shall we get off your fucking lawn too, AC?

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Internet pioneer Vint Cerf predicts the future, fears Word-DOCALYPSE

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Re: Vint says:-

If they hasn't won documents would still be in someone ELSE'S proprietary format.

Perhaps...

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Vint says:-

"I'm not blaming Microsoft..."

Why the hell not? It's their fault.

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It's a fiddle! Funnyman's Irish tax flashmob floods Apple flagship store

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Re: $100Bn cash pile

It's the US tax way- even the 2012 Olympics winners from the US had to pay tax on the cash and a percentage of the medal's worth...

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New Tosh 'droid slabs include Newton-like scrawl-pad: We try it out

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Re: Easy to see that Win8...

"Professional organisations need professional products. Bear that in mind and say 'No' to Windows 8"

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Microsoft waves white flag: We'll put Outlook on Windows RT slabs

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We'll put Outlook on Windows RT slabs

Like that is supposed to be an improvement? Outloook!

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Steelie Neelie: Crack down on wicked ISPs so we can Skype

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Re: Tabloid tone?

ooo- it's back again. Ta.

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Re: Tabloid tone?

Hey- I can't edit any more... where's my badge gone???

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Tabloid tone?

You haven't read the tabloids recently, have you?

El Reg is not 99% shit.

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Pen+tablet bandwagon finally rolling, Nvidia leaps aboard

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Where's mmeier?

He's missing this- penables!

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Boffins build gesture recognition using WiFi

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Re: Spying

You may be interested in my pattern for brillo-pad underwear?

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Exclusive Halo game coming to Windows 8 and WinPhone 8

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Also meh.

What next? A free hat?

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Microsoft touts business features of Windows 8.1

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Re: Too little, too late ....

Not to burst your bubble, but no-one gives a fuck about Windows anymore.

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"how easy it will be to use these new "features"...?"

It will probably require CMD and Powershell and much RegEdit...

It just works.

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An impressive selection of features.

I wonder how many will work?

Remember Longhorn. That turned out well.

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Shorteurs rejoice as Vine comes to Android

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Gimp

Wow-

aren't the Appletwatters getting their knickers in a twist?

O dear how sad, never mind.

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Review: Philips Hue network enabled multicolour lightbulbs

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Re: blutooth

There are X10 versions- they need X10 adapters for the power to the lamps though.

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Ex-Microsoft man plans brand of consumer marijuana 'fine cigars'

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Re: I thought it was de criminalised in the uk

Nah- they just changed the subnet mask.

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Re: Paper Clip returns

Just Bing for Bong!

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Re: Win8 SP1

Maybe it's exactly that, the ability to think sideways.

And scroll sideways!

I think you may be on to something there...

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Win8 SP1

Puff. Puff...Oh wow....look! It does make sense now!!

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Graphene QUILT: A good trampoline for elephants in stiletto heels

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Re: Another SF scenario in the making

Stand on Zanzibar, by John Brunner. A terrorist/activist attack on a bus- only one fatality, IIRC, whose head was turning when it was severed- the rest, had decaptations that just joined back up due to the thinness of the cut...

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Doctor Who? 12th incarnation sought after Matt Smith quits

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Re: dr normal

Wow. Aren't you dull?

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Sacred islet Rockall defeats Brit adventurer

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Britannia does rule the waves.

But sometimes the waves win.

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Motorola shows off tattoo and swallowable password hardware

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Re: But 666 is a wonderful number!!

Caustic means it burns- acid or alkali, it doesn't matter.

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NASA: Trip to Mars would exceed 'fatal cancer' radiation risk

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And don't rely on-

any anti-radiation drugs from those hippies on Skaro- didn't work for Roy Castle...

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Former Microsoft Windows chief: I was right to kill the Start button

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He killed the Start Button.

But he didn't make sure it was dead, and just like in the movies, it came back and killed him.

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Microsoft's Windows 8.1 secrets REVEALED ... sort of

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"Their customers have not been screaming for a Start Menu."

True. They are Win8 customers, and therefore merely screaming because of that.

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Windows 8.1 Start button SPOTTED in the wild

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This seems rather half-arsed

and I don't think it will satisfy the requirements of the masses.

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Tim Cook: Wearable tech's nice, but Google Glass will NEVER BE COOL

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Cook says:-

"Nothing that will convince a kid that's never worn glasses or a band to wear one* - until we stick a half-eaten fruit logo on it?

He's also never heard of sunglasses...

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Gigabyte's BRIX fall into place

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Re: "brix"?

If you do run W8 or another Legacy OS, would that make them LegOS Brix?

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May threatens ban on 'hate-inciting' radicals, even if they don't promote violence

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Re: LOL!

Who keeps lifting your rock?

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Daft tweet by Speaker Bercow's loquacious wife DID libel lord

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Re: Agree

A cross between a Berk and a Cow, perhaps?

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Paul Allen buys lovingly restored vintage V-2 Nazi ballistic missile

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Re: Commentards Confess

I confess! Can I have a seat in mine?

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