2638 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
They did go away when I answered holding an inflated rubber glove, and said I was a little busy...
(a pretend udder if you must know... That doesn't help, does it...?
Wear a t-shirt with a picture of a gun on it, or Osama, or some Arabic; or as suggested, put 'yes' in all the boxes that no-one in their right mids would ever pick- "Are you or have you ever been a Communist/ Terrorist/Democrat/ Member of New Model Army?"
They have no sense of humo(u)r and will boot you right back out.
We are all persons of interest to them. But some are of more interest than others...
Re: All of 'em
"As a society we demand almost absolute security..."
Who are you calling 'we', Kemosabe?
Re: Large files
Download the Internet, encrypt it and use it as an email signature.
That should keep them busy,
Might need a bigger processor, possibly won't work on a Tablet.
Re: Jazz cigarettes
Re: Just wondering
Tea eggs! Little mesh ball things, great for loose tea.
Re: Is it just me...
Look at it as real- like Yes, Minister.
Then everything makes perfect sense.
Run. It's Dibble!
Re: Careers 'Advisor'
I tried that at school- the careers advisor looked blank for a while, then advised me to 'go to college'.
Re: Does this heavy discounting
4. Price it so the Gleetard demographic in the adverts might just buy it.
Larry wants to be Tony Stark
Pity Elon Musk has already beaten him to that!
There always seem to be jobs for fork-lift drivers. The training is cheap, and it looks like fun...
Nearly went there when the contract market went a bit dry, once upon a time.
Re: A note on elevator safety
"Those springs at the bottom of the shaft really do work."
Yes, but it did take an hour for him to finally come to a stop.
Re: Before you read on, see if you can guess how the new stuff will be used
An extra 500m might be useful- somehow...
As in Gagarin, or Geller?
Re: new series of Preppers...
This will, no doubt, be seized upon by the UK 'No-Nukes' lobby to prove that the UK is unsuitable for both Atom Furnaces and deep storage of Nuclear Bric-a-Brac, due to being Geologically Unstable, Like Japan.
I imagine they would more likely resemble breezeblocks, and be more worthy of the name 'bench' than
Will your teeth fall out in protest if you eat just this?
Get used to it?
NSA! NSA! NSA!
Microsoft's Digital Crimes Unit
Like watching kittens swimming in treacle.
Come and take our women..
Re: Is that the best site?
True, but it's the only known location of the Godzilla Quark.
....what would you prefer? MS to not patch bugs?
Not at all- just wondering how the older versions in particular managed to work in the first place, as they musy have been about 10% good code and 90% bugs.
Just another regular occurrence. like Halley's comet coming around, although that may stop one day.
Plus ça change...
Geese- They're in your blood- but wouldn't it be your Gandfather, and Goosmother?
But- the US can get you on the moon.
Re: Booz Allen
Booz Allen - Isn't he a Republican senator?
Re: Don Jefe Courageous and principled
You are talking out of your rectum.
Re: You had one job microsoft
Hard to tell if this is inept lack of expertise, or a case of clod-hopper MS World Police.
Bigfoot strikes - again.
Re: @Matt Bryant
When has MB ever had a point?
"The best answer, of course, is to utterly destroy terrorism at its source."
Are you threatening the whole US Government?
Re: Summer is nearly here
Or busily manning a burning Bong?
Better not get the kids
To sit in front of Kinect then, eh?
once you have nothing to fear, you have nothing to lose.
Re: Xbox One already broke Pre-Order records...
True. Never has so much apathy been generated by a console launch.
Re: Microsoft: "We're always listening to our customers"
"- it's a sort of indistinct muttering, an annoying sort of buzz; we tend to try and ignore it."
Re: Get over it
Waaa! the network's slow!!
*clickety* No. It's your piece of shit BYOD. Get it off my network.
Or bring your own.
Perhaps the spelling would be kaki ?
I make no case. You make a claim, the onus is on you to prove it.
Re: What's his angle?
It does if you get paid to tell people to stop them. and then sit back and watch .
Re: But there sure is OVERWHELMING evidence.
Re: "Fair and Balanced"
Like Paris on 8in heels. Not very.
Busy filling my shed with usb drives.
Re: iPhone owners are rich
Well, they did claim to be Barristers...
Re:Al Gore is a tool.
Yes he is. But whose tool is he...?
Re: Terror vs. Crime ... Which is the greatest threat to you or me...?
USAF- United States of Animal Farm.
It has a certain ring to it...
Re: Hopey Changey the Community Organizer lands another one
Possibly with posterior anal pouches for heads? More likely.
Re: Translator podule
Re: the average punter just returned their purchase as the wanted Windows
Just like Win 8 then?
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