Bloody stdents.

Get a Job's product.

(I jest!)

Re: horse shit cubes?

Feed them on oaty bars.

Re: Do it

You attitude intrigues me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

When

is your debut?

I'm fed up with this crap too

But they keep selling new and crappier versions that are holding back progress.

Re: Daft twats

You were shifting an empty box hence box-shifter.

Christ.

What do you use the bloody Arduino for without other stuff? Scratching your arse?

Get back under the bridge,dozy twat.

Bloody Arduino lovers, worse than Dremel fanbois.

Re: More importantly...

wigigigigig.

Like bananananana

Re: The Register needs a filtering system

The Register needs a filtering system for trolls at least.

Re: Bill Smith

You're just a box-shifter then?

Re: Hey, it's international cuisine alright

Merde Grand- inna bun.

Re: I could not care less

1.5D graphics. They're so thin!

Re: Which joyless wankers

If IE brings you joy, you are a sad fucker indeed.

Re: BDG

Strange though it may be, there is a certain truth in what you say...

RROD?

Isn't this already built in?

Re: Wind blows in wrong direction.....

Yeah- it might make a nasty POP!

Meet Richto-

The Win8 of MS trolls.

Is it me...

or are there a lot of snarky barista types on here today?

I'll have a black coffee, with milk- when you can spare a minute from pouting.

Re: Visible from the moon?

So *thats* what happens when you press the 'TURBO' button on the PC...

Re: Why Paris?

You can, but you have to remove her ports to do so.

Re: Daleks – Invasion Earth: 2150 A.D.

London never really recovered from the 2012 Olympics...

/retcon

Re: Will they

Not unless they want the data to be corrupt.

Re: The crucial question...

Will it Surface, or Dive?

Re: He's dead wrong...

Indeed; Nobody knows what the next BigThing will look like- but it won't be a 'Surface-like Device.'.

Re: Anti-nuclear?

No nuclear power, no cyber networks to attack. Seems a little at cross-purposes to me...

Re: Li-Ion is so last century

I was going to get a Higgs Boson battery for my phone, but it was massive!

Re: The Rise of the Neo-Luddites

My map is mostly blank, apart from a 'X' and some text at the bottom about 'here be monsters'.

Could be Seattle, could be Cupertino; can't tell.

Re: Gazillions

Doesn't the M25 already have an accelerator for Evil particles built into it?

Re: Help your manager look good?

If you haven't worked in Banking, you won't understand...

Re: All those functions?

True, so true.

Netflix makes it worse.

Re: Reeks of Daily Fail

The problem being is that the Execs ARE plug-compatible empty suits. That's why they can fuck up, fuck off and wander into a new position and carry on.

Kill them all with fire.

Re: in management terms

But IT guys can talk shit too!

Re: most US voters?

Most US voters think they sneak over the border.

Re: If I don't opt in for smut-

Well, at least it will put a stop to advertising it as 'Unlimited'...

Yes, of course it will......

Proof

That the Greeks really don't like Metro.

"...annoyed being called BT Openreach...."

Usually referred to as BT Opencrotch in these parts...

(Used to be Openwound/ world)

Pirates!

They will board it and add a huge disk array full of goodies and a sat link. Yarr!

Re: Itanium

The SS Itanic ?

Awesome... perhaps not.

Re: Many people saying Android has failed on tablets..

"Hmmm, cause nobody wants to buy it. That is typically how you judge a product as a failure...."

So much for Win8 and surface then.

Re: You get what you pay for

In this case, bigger yachts for the execs, smaller UK payroll for staff.

Re: "Oops! Google Chrome could not connect to menshn.com"

Oo- it's back- now reports:- "Your browser is too modern- please download IE6 or earlier."

Re: Re. Mystery Location

Giant Moth.

So it must be Tokyo.

Oh, wait...

Re:When I read that...

See- the adverts for PaedoTerrorGeddon are working! Stay away from the Daily Mail etc as much as you can and try to breathe slowly...

Re: The area that burned up

It doesn't charge via the USB? Pray tell more...

Re: Re: Joerg

To be fair, it seems that MS have managed to replicate Apple's most elusive product when it comes to the Surface- The Jobsian Reality Distortion Field.

Re:IT angle?

2 degrees- see TFA.

Re:Re: Only one number that really matters

You want him to shoot you- with your own gun? That's rather sporting of you!