Re: Matrix Broad?
Veroboard, you insensitive clod!
3074 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Veroboard, you insensitive clod!
I think that was Arthur C Clarke, Tales of the White Hart - but I could be wrong.
If I am, just read that anyway- it's well worth it!
"...if you ask her where she's put it, wherever she says, it will not be there."
What- you don't get "I haven't touched it." Even if if you saw her with it?
Apply the boost! Flog the reactor!
Why did i not marry a mekanic, etc?
No, they are mine. I have dibs.
So- Fester or Vector? Don't make me choose!
Better shoot them both to be sure...
"We need to drive across all our work"
Which explains the smell of roadkilll.
...you're not going to have a good time in corporate strategy discussions."
How true; familiarity with MBA bullshit notwithstanding.
The SWAT team is to keep the flies off the products...
"...a range of projects involving marketing, media and compete"
'compete' is not a thing.
Not a good start.
Calls it 'Azure'.
"Three Person Fallibility Constant"
That has always proved to be true, in every group I've been involved in of three persons or fewer.
The shark is lurking in the bath; last place you would expect one.
'Merkins face merkins.
We REALLY need a Zealot icon.
can't be very good at bleaching. The same goes double for coloured bleach, pink or blue etc.
Carry a warning label in California.
It's a deposit of 744,408 BTC- unfortunately they were faulty when mined and had a -ve sign...
Legalise hacking USA servers.
If that doesn't work, invalidate US patents in EU.
If that fails, invalidate US copyright in EU.
"No, that's ignorant! Woo-hooo!!"
Isn't that because they are mostly displaced Scousers?
be excellent to each other!
There are dozens, if not hundreds of disorganised religions out there- but nobody knows where they meet, or when...
I think you dropped this...
It's a subtle fix for Apple maps...
Can't burn them any more. What is a true believer to do?
Windows Phone toting nerds?
The first rectangular stamp with rounded corners!
Perfect case for wearing a GoogleGlass!
That is something We should be saying to all of the MEPs and the unelected lot as well.
^^^ beer for this ^^^^
Apart from iCarly.
(whoever that is...)
"The ability to form a pack of Chihauahas is insignificant next to the power of the ride-on lawnmower."
Just as Mr Creosote was the world's largest man, just before exploding.
And then they could film you getting run over by the reversing truck behind you...
"people are allowed opinions that differ from yours, you know, and shouldn't be shouted down, bullied or made to feel vain for wanting to..."
Sauce. Goose. Gander.
in the future, the lines will be drawn. Glasshole or just plain Arsehole.
Most people won't give a shit.
No banana for you...
1.not feeling or showing surprise at something unexpected.
If Microsoft made cars, they would have a horse in the engine compartment.
MS - a one trick pony.
Oh, please yourselves...
When you run (Red Flag) Linux!
How do the more popular Linux setups approach this?
They let you choose what you want.
If vendor lock-in is your thing.
Diversity is good.
Now now, you are talking tech here- it should be clear that it's not Billg's strong point, so you should cut him some slack here...
"anyone who knows anything about the mobile phone industry is currently laughing at your naivety."
Not MS then?
As fitted to Hotblack Desiato's stuntship.
Full speed ahead!
I agree! It seems that even dragging your arse out of bed in the morning is worthy of 'compensation' now.
Can you recommend anything that runs windows?