Re: Not too long ago
Beer is water made WITH poo - Yeast Poo!
3803 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Beer is water made WITH poo - Yeast Poo!
"...people drinking sludge out of a ditch..."
Since the dawn of time, people have been drinking water from natural sources.
Suddenly they are 'drinking sludge out of a ditch'.
When did Humans become so stupid? It must have been quite recently.
Whoever designed Monday mornings wasn't intelligent...
"We have those in the public pools here."
I think you call them 'churches'...
Also - Yarr!
It's never too early in the morning to be making cider.
Drinking it, perhaps... just.
It's starting to look more like 'Out of the smouldering pile of suspiciously petrol soaked rags and dynamite into the frying pan...'
"Hah! Fooled them - I don't have any children."
Ha! Fooled you! They don't have any Terrorists!
The problem is the same- in that case 'Ford'.
In this case...
Windows 10 -Fifty First Updates.
It's a comedy.
A hippopotamus riding a bicycle!
This genital has beclowned himself.
...why there were so many nice Aussie girls in the UK.
She replied- "Have you seen the state of Australian men?"
"Windows 10 is a no brainer update"
Got no brain? Then update to Win 10.
"The most successful hunter and destroyer of species in Earth history had round pupils, the human race."
Only successful because they made cats small...
The mantis shrimp will destroy you.
Do not taunt mantis shrimp!
I want one, right now.
With a tentacled silhouette underneath, preferably.
A:You will be assimilated:
Q:The Reg contacted Microsoft for comment. We will update you with their response.
Win 10, like the belly button, only has a use when connected firmly to the mothership.
If not, it's just a curiosity.
Where wrong == Installed Windows 10.
Windows 10 as Microsoft's Requiem Mass...
Should be an award for that one.
The headline was also longer than the story...
try blowing on it...
Just because they can is no reason for you to roll over.
When you are on your knees, they can ask to to do other things...
"Oh, Another Systemd dig..."
Yep- keep digging until the hole is big enough to bury the bastard* like an old white dogshit.
*systemd or it's 'creator' - you choose.
"Does Windows 10 come with a nice song?"
Or the Yankees...
present 'grey'hats with a job offer they can't refuse?
That's what TV tells us...
On a larger scale- a VAX 11/730 ( IIRC) test machine in a little office.
When the aircon failed over the weekend, the disk drive (huge box the size of a washing machine, about 50Mb...) started to squeal. Eventually the disk stopped rotatating, just as we came in.
Fearing the worst, a quick shutdown was in order.
After the AC was fixed, the VAX started up without any complaint and kept running thereafter.
Servers? Wimpy little tin boxes... :)
Magnets in the road, coil on the vehicle!
"Any chance of getting the functionality into a tie pin?"
Or clipped to a ring, or cufflinks... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069125/
"What are you two on about?"
"For users, it's a minor irritation."
Sounds like a good Win 10 description!
..and Enterprise users, who can pay volume licensing fees and can be treated like cash-cows."
Are you still posting on your Surface, dogged? Does the touch screen actually work when covered in flecks of foamy spittle?
Where's the poodle icon?
Worst Update EVAR!!!
"It was shit."
Cortina Mk2 or Cortana Mk1?
a world of "endless, pointless knobbing around..."
"Or just a street come to think of it) where they can mingle with each others and leave the filthy heretics and their sinful ways alone."
"Think I'll go smoke some more crack now."
Go and ask foir some at 10 Downing St- I think they have loads.
You could have used the Paris icon!
Is the pigs they should have beenwatching.
Now we'll need to nuke them from catapults, with mutant Birds, that are artificially stimulated to Angryness...
Surely it's evident- an apology for an OS would be accompanied by an apology for a browser...
Begun, these Drone Wars have...
"Microsoft's creepy doll."
" Every single teenager in the (XBOX) world..."
Seems a lot of bother.
Why not just wait, and hate it for what it is?
As in '"Express elevator to Hell- going down!" ?
Are you suggesting Win 10 as a suppository?
Come on- you can't pin this one on Ballmer!