No, it's a small fluffy bum.
2887 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
No, it's a small fluffy bum.
Up until the next upgrade...
...rivals are now quivering in the shadow of the new Surface machines.
Trying not to laugh out loud...
And now you have some.
Student of Mouster Po.
The fish hum because they are ... Surströmming!
Just before the Govt decide to make such Car-park CCTV illegal.
"Somewhat surprisingly, one problem highlighted by McKinsey was interoperability with some office documents. But it was clearly noted that a simple update on all Linux desktops to the latest versions of OpenOffice could fix that particular issue.
A second study last year by the consultancy group found that a shift to a pure Windows environment on the German Foreign Office's desktop computers would be costly and work-intensive"
Facts, eh. Just as inconvenient as 'OOXML is a Standard' Standards...
is true for "pro-sumer" too.
"...as the Germans found out when they tried the switch. Epic fail."
"A person who make a decision based on ideology or dogma is zealot aka "Fanboi"."
Yes, you do seem to fit the criteria of your own argument.
"OOXML (an ISO standard no less)"
Don't make me laugh, Fanboi.
Cheap good quality crap sells better than expensive low quality crap. Wow.
Apple still does well too with expensive high quality crap.
What was that word- fragmentation? Looks like MS has that to worry about, more than Android.
And landfill- another word that fits their disposable unloved slabs better than the competition.
"I can honestly say I've never enjoyed anything sufficiently to soil my underwear."
Then you have never had a decent curry.
Probably the ones with a similar size and mass...
"This is one side of a horse. the other side is much the same."
As any fule kno...
Well, it doesn't have many fans outside of it...
Well, gods don't run Windows.
"They will have been doing this for years."
"...running round desperately (and badly) copying Google and Apple several years later."
"Probably them all..."
That explains the state of the economy in a nutshell then...
Because each type of phage eats one type of bacteria- nothing like antibiotics.
Someone has been holding back research on these.
Anyone wonder why?
Right and wrong.
The future doesn't have Microsoft in it
If it did,it wouldn't be the future- just a bad and more expensive version of the past. .
You just get slagged off as a heretic...
It's official- Win 8 is a religion.
Fire at will!
Pen, is envy?
Get a Mac or an A3 pad..Windows has no future in Germany.
"Christ, these people who bitch about Win8 are computer illiterates."
And yet, not stupid enough to like it. Funny that,
"Stop whining! Enjoy the bounty."
Not where MS are trying to shove it.
an xymoron - an idiot with a graph.
Perhaps he was channeling Troy Tempest?
Come on, it's 2013, get a better OS provider
Windows Servers running Windows Server?
There were more than one of him? Who knew...
"... live or dead flesh - hopefully only the latter would be found in microwave ovens :-)"
Just wait a few minutes, then this is true for all cases...
Don't let mmeier hear you say that...
A vain attempt by MS to keep people awake at their latest new cloud release...
No backdoors, unlike MSDOS...
"That way if he died naturally..."
He wouldn't care any more...
Grandmas, Trolls & Fanbois, then.
"Imperials" - it is a US company...
To make you jealous.
"Oh, that's just for added coolness. :-)"
Extra heat, shurely...
If you watch it with the sound off, I swear you can hear the Thunderbirds theme...
Do you mean tied to the front of a cannon? Just wondering...
Whatever it was, it needs more hemlock. This, with crossbones --->
We'll all be 3d world countries soon...
Aarg! A Badgerpheasant!
It's coming right at us! Twat it!
have you seen the cost of MS licences?
Haven't you got a wiki to polish?