1794 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
Re: The small gaps
If thine eye offends thee, my face is up here...
"...but my religion demands that I not -"
"...be able to see that woman."
Re: What does UI stand for ?
It was supposed to br ' MODEM UI'- it just took longer than usual to get to Beta...
Strangely apt url- MS marketing should have grabbed it first...
Re: Is El Reg the new Slashdot?
No. Perhaps Slashdot 3, Metro Slashdot, or Modern Slashdot... 'New' anything is sooo old...
"There's not yet a shortage of loonies as recent events have shown."
As 'recent events' include this survey, I agree.
Re: By the end of the day
Couldn't have said it better.
Re: This could be interesting to watch
You realise that you just "published" that "fact"?
Expect Black Helis!
or the award winning scorn of Matt Bryant... for confirming that you have a basement, so you probably live in it like everyone else that is not him,f or he lives on his own feet, like some sort of recursive athlete...
Re: IT angle time....
You're going to need a bigger pan...
Windows Phone doesn't have a few years.
bile spewing fandroids
A bit hard on Apple fans there...
Re: ... the remaining trees of his forests will be so few that a child could write them down ...
And a damning testament to the state of maths teaching in Mesopotamian schools...
Re: It really is competition for gmail...
Unlike Gmail, then which works fine in Opera.
Re: You could have your eye out with that!
Re: A better explanation for the modern Pentathlon
"Just because the Lady loves...shiny Apples!"
Re: It's the 21st Century...
"Besides, it's harder to enjoy reloading and working up loads for a laser."
Only if it's a namby pamby laser...
I agree with Matt (!) though- where's our Mary Poppins Icon?
Re: Not natural
"I've run the message thru the ICU- Mother doesn't think it's a message- she thinks it's a warning.-
Something about Instant Mash..."
Re: Would this be the same CPS
Corrupt Prosecution Service?
Yep- that's them.
How's the vertigo at the moment, then?
Re: update HG Wells...?!
Don't! Tom Cruise might do War of the Worlds II.
Re: IT outsourced?
Re: About a million to one......
That's what *they* said...
Re: Entirely Apple's own fault
"And the number of iPad3 unit sold keeps getting higher and higher."
Well it couldn't go lower could it?
Or do things work differently in Fanspace?
Re: ...that you will be legally allowed to own
Then only outlaws will have decent kit!
Re: Who are you, really?
Hopefully, the future.
Re: Bent pipe...event tones?
Even the Mothership finds you annoying!
Re: Really Dave
They roll it back to get a good run up to roll it out very quickly.
Re: Good good
That would be ' doubleplus good.'
Give Big Data a Human Face
And Rat-Jellyfish tentacles.
And Bat-Lizard wings
Re: Balmers Reaction?
Isn't he still busy killing Google?
Get a Job's product.
Re: horse shit cubes?
Feed them on oaty bars.
Re: Do it
You attitude intrigues me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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