Re: The small gaps

If thine eye offends thee, my face is up here...

"...but my religion demands that I not -"

"...be able to see that woman."

Re: What does UI stand for ?

It was supposed to br ' MODEM UI'- it just took longer than usual to get to Beta...

Paul Calf-

http://www.dontmakemethink.co.uk/paul/

Strangely apt url- MS marketing should have grabbed it first...

Re: Is El Reg the new Slashdot?

No. Perhaps Slashdot 3, Metro Slashdot, or Modern Slashdot... 'New' anything is sooo old...

Aha-

"There's not yet a shortage of loonies as recent events have shown."

As 'recent events' include this survey, I agree.

Re: "you spend all day rebooting ?"

It is Windows...

Re: Sod that!

So do Apple...

Re: By the end of the day

Couldn't have said it better.

Re: Steam Linux?

If you were steam, you would blow away. Far away...

Might shut you up for a while.

Re:Good luck getting Linux users to pay

But they have more disposable income, having not had to waste money on Windows!

Re: This could be interesting to watch

You realise that you just "published" that "fact"?

Expect Black Helis!

<aManfromMars

or the award winning scorn of Matt Bryant... for confirming that you have a basement, so you probably live in it like everyone else that is not him,f or he lives on his own feet, like some sort of recursive athlete...

/aManfromMars?

Re: The point of going to Mars?

You are forgetting the triple breasted women- unavailable elsewhere, outside of Eroticon 6, as I understand it.

Re: it's irrelevant

Windows Saddo.

Re: Yeah, RIGHT!!!!!

They didn't learn much, did they?

Re: At this point..

There you go....

Re: ExMetro

Sooner or later =ExCrete

Followed up by ExCrement =SP1.

You know it would happen...

Metro, by any other name

Will smell and sound the same...

Re: IT angle time....

You're going to need a bigger pan...

Re: Eh?

Windows Phone doesn't have a few years.

bile spewing fandroids

A bit hard on Apple fans there...

Are you

the Messiah?

Re: ... the remaining trees of his forests will be so few that a child could write them down ...

And a damning testament to the state of maths teaching in Mesopotamian schools...

Re: It really is competition for gmail...

Unlike Gmail, then which works fine in Opera.

Re: You could have your eye out with that!

Wool?

or Antimatter...

hmmm...

Re: A better explanation for the modern Pentathlon

"Just because the Lady loves...shiny Apples!"

Re: It's the 21st Century...

"Besides, it's harder to enjoy reloading and working up loads for a laser."

Only if it's a namby pamby laser...

I agree with Matt (!) though- where's our Mary Poppins Icon?

Re: Not natural

"I've run the message thru the ICU- Mother doesn't think it's a message- she thinks it's a warning.-

Something about Instant Mash..."

Re: Would this be the same CPS

Corrupt Prosecution Service?

Yep- that's them.

Re: Err...

How's the vertigo at the moment, then?

Re: 6 months ago I couldn't even spell architect now I are one.

Infrastructure architects tend to know what they are talking about. Anyone with 'Corporate' in their title is probably a hot air generator.

Re: update HG Wells...?!

Don't! Tom Cruise might do War of the Worlds II.

Re: IT outsourced?

Worse yet.

Re: About a million to one......

That's what *they* said...

Re: Entirely Apple's own fault

"And the number of iPad3 unit sold keeps getting higher and higher."

Well it couldn't go lower could it?

Or do things work differently in Fanspace?

Re: ...that you will be legally allowed to own

Then only outlaws will have decent kit!

Re: Who are you, really?

Hopefully, the future.

Re: Bent pipe...event tones?

OOOOOOOLaaaaaaaaa!

Re: Perhaps 2012 will be the year mainstream gaming comes to Linux?

But then there will be no need for Windows- the gaming OS.

Re: Really Dave

They roll it back to get a good run up to roll it out very quickly.

Re: Good good

That would be ' doubleplus good.'

Re: waste of time

I have one from EBay. P&P is a killer though. 3 stars.

Re: Balmers Reaction?

Isn't he still busy killing Google?

Bloody stdents.

Get a Job's product.

(I jest!)

Re: horse shit cubes?

Feed them on oaty bars.

Re: Do it

You attitude intrigues me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.