2401 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Mods are touchy today!
Must be the bad headline writing.
Re: not the solution to my problems.
Sabre toothed Tigers?
Good on you man!
Name and shame, that was the 'tough on crime idea' , I wonder what became of that?
Don't forget to apply for a rebate of your Council Tax for doing the Met's job for them.
Make Chubby-guy a household name!
Re: Build it and they will come?
"Microsoft betting on smaller Windows 8 devices subscriptions"
There- that's more like it.
Re: Win8/Office365 driving customers away fromMicrosoft.
That's what you get if you have trouble with Win8 and ask for help.
Derision- "Go and RTFM N00b!!!!"
Oh the irony.
Re: Rephrasing the question - can I run the businesses I support on LINUX?
There isn't anything in the FOSS world that comes close to competing with SharePoint.
Re: And yet, and yet ...
"...nothing but a clapped out Ford Anglia..."
The thread is not about Windows.
"First do no harm"
I think that is doctors, rather than GOOG...
Hardware good... too many emulators these days.
Re: Industry ??
Banks don't exist?
"...a newly formed black hole in the heart of the star"
I suppose 7 billion years ago is 'newly', in the scheme of things...
Man the harpoons- 'tis a Brown-nose, by God!
Vodaphone replied: "Er, don't have a CoW, man."
Re: like they say though...
In this case, though, there is no mechanic, no hammer and no hitting required.
This could be useful-
Considering how many Audi drivers do drive with their heads up their arses.
Re: Meanwhile in the DPRK...
Kim Jong-Un uses drugs...
Distilled from the tears of the NK people...
Harrison Bergeron comes to the internet.
Re: The welsh lobby
A BBC programme that wasn't London-centric. That must have been a shock, alright.
Touch the sky!
Re: Holier than thou wankers
Higher pitched clicking!
Now with extra WTF!
That's not very wide!
I would lay odds-
That there will be very few Surfaces about in two years, alive or dead.
Re: "Plugs holes in IE10"
" I'm not putting myself, my family or my employer at risk in any way by posting on the Internet."
Just by espousing Windows...
Re: Excuse me, I need to paper the shelves in my kitchen cabinets.
The Sun's output has nothing to do with climate- the IPCC said so!
BT fibre to the cab, as do VM- the it's BT cooper to the house, and VM run 2x copper pairs for phone lines and co-ax for broadband/TV, all in one cable.
Re: "Windows XP dies a year from … now!"
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh XP T'urtle's wgah'nagl fhtagn
Sounds like a job for... Zombie Thatcher.
Re: How Victorian.
Close but only banana/2 for you...
Those who can, do.
Those who can learn to pass tests, teach.
Those without clues become the rulers...
is it a fan? is it a boy?
Like DSL* , but with a beard.
* Damn Small Linux, for the unanointed.
Re: The real success story ...
Nokia are pining for the fjords!
Re: If You Don't Like The Surface...
And leave with a nasty infection.
Re: No archive
"Is required to have..." is not the same as "need to have..."
Re: And two rights don't make a wrong
Three rights do make a left, though.
Thanks for your input.
Back to work Dredd.
Re: 8.1? but then what would they call 8.3?
I Can't Believe It's Still Crap!
iPad vs Fryingpan.
iPad can have the first swing.
Let the games commence!
Re: I aim for the stars
More likely that UK politicians are denser than a dwarf star and more myopic than cave fish.
And greedy- don't forget. Short term wins over long term every time.
Re: Pick & choose laws
I think they only come in one type now- competition has been eliminated.
Re: How to LIE witih selective STATISTICS
We will be successful with WinPhone. We are successful with all of our major investments. We have time, money and experience on our side. We are Borg.
A big one and a slightly smaller but otherwise identical one.
Re: i can't see the obvious fakery either
second wave (clone of clones brush) has 16 hovercraft. And so on.
That's a lot of eels!
Re: Invisiblity fishnets
"I can't feel my legs!"
Re: Abusing the legislation
In a word- Cantenna!
Recently- 'Speak you're Branes' (ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/)
As any fule kno.
I agree. Take it and go.
Then the EU can revoke copyright on the crap.
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