2572 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: new series of Preppers...
This will, no doubt, be seized upon by the UK 'No-Nukes' lobby to prove that the UK is unsuitable for both Atom Furnaces and deep storage of Nuclear Bric-a-Brac, due to being Geologically Unstable, Like Japan.
I imagine they would more likely resemble breezeblocks, and be more worthy of the name 'bench' than
Will your teeth fall out in protest if you eat just this?
Get used to it?
NSA! NSA! NSA!
Microsoft's Digital Crimes Unit
Like watching kittens swimming in treacle.
Come and take our women..
Re: Is that the best site?
True, but it's the only known location of the Godzilla Quark.
....what would you prefer? MS to not patch bugs?
Not at all- just wondering how the older versions in particular managed to work in the first place, as they musy have been about 10% good code and 90% bugs.
Just another regular occurrence. like Halley's comet coming around, although that may stop one day.
Plus ça change...
Geese- They're in your blood- but wouldn't it be your Gandfather, and Goosmother?
But- the US can get you on the moon.
Re: Booz Allen
Booz Allen - Isn't he a Republican senator?
Re: Don Jefe Courageous and principled
You are talking out of your rectum.
Re: You had one job microsoft
Hard to tell if this is inept lack of expertise, or a case of clod-hopper MS World Police.
Bigfoot strikes - again.
Re: @Matt Bryant
When has MB ever had a point?
"The best answer, of course, is to utterly destroy terrorism at its source."
Are you threatening the whole US Government?
Re: Summer is nearly here
Or busily manning a burning Bong?
Better not get the kids
To sit in front of Kinect then, eh?
once you have nothing to fear, you have nothing to lose.
Re: Xbox One already broke Pre-Order records...
True. Never has so much apathy been generated by a console launch.
Re: Microsoft: "We're always listening to our customers"
"- it's a sort of indistinct muttering, an annoying sort of buzz; we tend to try and ignore it."
Re: Get over it
Waaa! the network's slow!!
*clickety* No. It's your piece of shit BYOD. Get it off my network.
Or bring your own.
Perhaps the spelling would be kaki ?
I make no case. You make a claim, the onus is on you to prove it.
Re: What's his angle?
It does if you get paid to tell people to stop them. and then sit back and watch .
Re: But there sure is OVERWHELMING evidence.
Re: "Fair and Balanced"
Like Paris on 8in heels. Not very.
Busy filling my shed with usb drives.
Re: iPhone owners are rich
Well, they did claim to be Barristers...
Re:Al Gore is a tool.
Yes he is. But whose tool is he...?
Re: Terror vs. Crime ... Which is the greatest threat to you or me...?
USAF- United States of Animal Farm.
It has a certain ring to it...
Re: Hopey Changey the Community Organizer lands another one
Possibly with posterior anal pouches for heads? More likely.
Re: Translator podule
Re: the average punter just returned their purchase as the wanted Windows
Just like Win 8 then?
Re: a zoo where every device works a tad different, speaks different formats etc.
Sounds like MS Office to me.
Re: we don't need a start menu/screen that takes up a whole screen
" You can't use any apps while the menu is open "
Why would you? Tiles are for 'apps', menus have Programs.
Re: What would really make a huge difference is fixing the license
"Thanks but no thanks. I stick to free licences like Apache"
I think you mis-spelled 'Unenforceable shrinkwrapped EULA; there.
Might have been a slip of the penable pen.
Re: Start Icon != Start Menu. This the problem.
What key? I ask, you tit- this is a tablet.
You use IE6 then?
Re: "...treats such as peanut butter..."
They probably send non-vomit inducing peanut butter. It's rocket science, after all...
Re: Not dumbing down
Shall we get off your fucking lawn too, AC?
Re: Vint says:-
If they hasn't won documents would still be in someone ELSE'S proprietary format.
"I'm not blaming Microsoft..."
Why the hell not? It's their fault.
Re: $100Bn cash pile
It's the US tax way- even the 2012 Olympics winners from the US had to pay tax on the cash and a percentage of the medal's worth...
Re: Easy to see that Win8...
"Professional organisations need professional products. Bear that in mind and say 'No' to Windows 8"
We'll put Outlook on Windows RT slabs
Like that is supposed to be an improvement? Outloook!
Re: Tabloid tone?
ooo- it's back again. Ta.
He's missing this- penables!
You may be interested in my pattern for brillo-pad underwear?
What next? A free hat?
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