Re: Why not...
You rotten swine, you...
2780 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
You rotten swine, you...
If you're BillG's brother, perhaps...
So it seems.
Ah- that old chestnut.
They replaced the satellites with a series of blimps.
Some of them are still in charge there.
Which one; X, Y or Z?
To use their fucking indicators!
"Shtop! This Ex-M$ beer is not ready!"
"...do you realise that trotting out the same old crap here is likely to have zero effect..."
Indeed- see Microsoft sales.
If it is as shitty and unpatched as IE,that is.
No matter how much it is "improved", using it is like Groundhog Day.
Time after time, the same headline... you could use a rubber stamp.
Don't use it.
"There are plenty of Nokias to be seen about on public transport in the City of London, and around the square mile..."
Which proves something- but I don't think it's as good as you might imagine...
Get back in Marketing.
I know that photo...
A new spin on the words 'tech' and 'savvy' perhaps?
"creatures that make velicoraptors look like koala bears by comparison."
I take it you're not aquainted with the Ob'enn, then?
Make Out Like a Pirate Day, in the US
No need- the bit of seaweed works well!
of PR spin in the morning.
It smells like....desperation.
Enough to see it as a threat?
It's not like real vanilla grows on trees...
Just give them enough rope.
And a gag for the fanbois.
Where do you want to go today? WRONG ANSWER!
"Bring success to our company, this will not .."
What if you just hide it under the bed?
You would need to buy a ladder...
'...staff felt "brutalised" by the system, which made them feel like "iPhone users"'
Seeing as the most arsey Programmers refer to themselves as "Developers", dos that mean we can ignore them on this most auspicious day?
They can get their own "Developers' Day" if they want one!
So is my hovercraft. And my wombat has constipation.
Farmer contested that his cattle became delicious.
Things hide among it...
It matches the two-position stand in the queue to buy them...
A bit like that shitty "Extreme Makeover- Home edition" where 'Makeover' means Demolish and build a New One...
And when he gets to "Tutting Turtle" ?
"You couldn't get away with "X" in $Country..."
Well things like this show just how far down the road to becoming $Country things are getting.
A Fasciometer, if you like.
Only if a Twunt is doing it.
That's not my idea of a nightmare.
He's the guy that slices the greasy spinning meat-log.
"Elop is, Elop is, Elop is."
We may need a Panto icon if this carries on...
Bars on the windows?
Cakes are now being detained at Heathrow.
You forgot your icon...
If you want it to shout expletives, you could always just phone it up...
That's what the Unregulated Hi-power mode is for.
Crank it up. point and *click*
They have a Start Button again?
At least 'Lessons' have not 'been learned'.
But Spartacus- you were the main course...
AND demoted- that's harsh.
Seriously- tough time, but it could have been much worse...