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1790 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT

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Windows

Re: I'm not so sure about that...because I can't use the thing

You do realise you have thrown yourself to the dogs now?

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Devil

Re: A fool and his money...

There's one born every 2.6 seconds...

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Devil

"Microsoft can create an internal website for bugs/comments/requests"

Just how big is Cloud 365?

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Devil

Re: A Lumia 920 is in my sights....

Open fire!

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Happy

Re: One Pi is Pi

Pies.

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Windows

Re: Windows 8 is amazeballs

Where [amaze] is silent.

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WTF?

Re: I guess the one that already left had the Linux PR guys on it....

Yes.

Not the B ark- the one you are in orbit around...

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Gimp

Bob the Samsung guy?

You misheard- he's a BARRISTER.

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Gimp

Re: ...they can't hold a reasonable argument.

But they can hold a phone any way they like...

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Devil

Re: It's even easier with USB leads being standard

Just like the iPhone!

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Linux

Re: is CO2 snow anything like regular snow?

The Martian Esquimax have a word for it...

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Windows

How odd

Pay for stuff that doesn't work the way you want, then pay for more stuff to make it work the way you want it to.

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Meh

4G?

Oooh!

Lumia W8?

Oh...

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Meh

Re: but I thought I just read that Samsung sells more phones than Apple.

I agree- but I'm fucking sick of having to keep charging the battery on my Bentley, and my iPhone only does 2 mpg.

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Happy

Re: Bag Selection.

As long as the waiststrap is bigger than the waist, it's not an IT problem....

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Re: 1980

Red tides are dangerous,

/runs away, coat flapping.

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Trollface

Re: MS need to shed Ballmer

Quiet, Ballmer.

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Headmaster

Re:Re: Is that the sound....

It depends whether the music they listen(ed) to is shit or shite.

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Angel

Re: wildfire limitations

That could be seen as an advantage, rather than buying apps that won't run. You know what some people are like...

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Happy

Re: Over-Cautious

You are new, I take it , to Mr Dabbs journalistic stylings?

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Devil

Re: To all not getting these columns...

Or they are the ones that are doing the marinading, perhaps?

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Windows

Re: Android

Powershell...

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Happy

Re: What the frak

Your Bong-fu is weak...

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Gimp

Re: Meh.. Will be overturned LONG before then.

"rabidly partisan"

How fitting a choice of words...

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Devil

Re: @Matt_payne666

"and deduces that they must have a fast internet connection." - even after finding out it's BT Infinitlyslow...

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Pint

Re: The heroes of our youth...

And one from me,

Thanks Neil,from all mankind, and Mr Gorsky in particular.

Here's to Armstrong Base, Mars,

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Re: Just in time for a Mormon President

Aren't all religions just a bunch of cults?

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Thumb Up

And so it begins...

My bluetooth headset is translating everything into Mandarin.

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Linux

Re:what's yours, genius?

Yes, actually. Thanks for asking.

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Big Brother

Re: Idiots like this stuff

"Only a stainless steel rat can be at home in this environment...”

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Happy

Re: Austerity

Agreed.

But let's hope it does.

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Meh

Re: Agenda?

Surely an alternative viewpoint, to be valid, should look at the facts? There are lots of screwball sites out ther if you just want 'Alternative' viewpoints to things- qv Moon Hoax, JFK, 911 etc.

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FAIL

Really?

Why so many not-dead lawyers then?

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Mushroom

Nuclear Power

Don't kill people. Accountants kill people.

*Works for other industries too.Your mortality rate may vary.

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Happy

Re: Nom

Stop eating that Thorium then!

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Unhappy

Re: Batman

Batman used to exist, but has been extinct for millions of years...

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Happy

Re: Biggest laff since Jurassic Park

That would be Terminator 2. Spent ages looking for the Cash Machine Ripoff plugin for a Portfolio...

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Re: open souse...

Thought there was something fishy about it...

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Devil

Re: exactly those people

Not yet, but after a few years of these shows then their brains will be softened enough for those purchasing jobs.

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Devil

Re: Win8 no longer honours hosts file?

No Surprise! HOSTS is quite a standard file, and everyone knows how MS feels about standards.

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Devil

Re: Home 3D printing is killing vinyl?

It's true!

http://www.instructables.com/id/3D-printing-records-for-a-Fisher-Price-toy-record-/

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Meh

Re: Excellent.

Tough crowd today...

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Happy

Re: one device at a time?

You don't expect commetards to actually Read The Fsking Article?

You must be new here...

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Happy

Re:..the pond I want to be in...

Careful- there are probably Turtles in there...

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Happy

Re: No fan of Windows 8 etc. but...

"Still have the 360 I bought on launch day..."

BNIB.

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Joke

Re: The small gaps

If thine eye offends thee, my face is up here...

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Happy

"...but my religion demands that I not -"

"...be able to see that woman."

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Re: What does UI stand for ?

It was supposed to br ' MODEM UI'- it just took longer than usual to get to Beta...