Re: Let's be fair: Broun knows what "hell" is.

If this guy's Fundie God exists, I'll gladly roast in Hell for eternity rather than go to Fundie Heaven.

Re: An important idea here.

A talking Turtle- that's proof of evolution, right there!

Or Alice in Wonderland is an OEM User manual too.

Metro, Notro,Modern UI-

Now AKA The CBeebies Interface.

Re: Lets have more gratuitous sexism.

I like my women like I like my coffee- ground up in bags in the freezer.

/saidtoomuch...

Re: if i was the judge

...beat of iTunes in my brain..

seems more likely

Re: Do they sell these Sun's in the US?

Ask Oracle.

Re: Not X factor

Thanks for giving a shit- so we don't have to.

Re: Fast boot isn't everything...

Enter the cluebat.

Re: Longer is better

Shouldn't there be numerics and case changes in there, just to make it roll off of the tongue better?

Re:Don't stand too close to the windows, Julian.

Authorised to him out?

You must be thinking of Julian Clary.

Re: It won't do you any good

That;s the US Govt screwed then.

Re: Margaret Thatcher Icon

Use this one - Thatcher with a 'Tash.

McExtras?

McSweetcorn?

Re: "The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus"

I agree- it's an outrage!

Oh- wait; it is an eel...

Re: The cake is a lie!

Take this cake from me- after I've licked the icing off...

Re: Non-story

Linux on the Desktop!

Yes it is- how did that get there?!?

Or-

iOS6!

*gasp*

Best qualitie-

much cheapness!

Re: Scary stories from the Chocolate Factory

Does he use Bing?

Re: This brings a new meaning to...

Don't let Windows drive- solved.

Re: Magic

It MUST work on iPhones- Samsungs are a direct copy, aren't they?

Re: 'Castration is the key to a longer life' You first.

It is merely due to the fact that it is easier and quicker to slide down bannisters going "wheee" like a kid; this makes you feel young again, and you live longer because of it.

Also you don't whack your nuts on the bannister end...

Re: I hate to piss on anyones parade but...

Bill- they don't think much of MS products...

@ Andrue

Yes.

Re: Sorry? Whats stopping you?

I don't do religious pamphlets.

Re: Swiss Navy

Don't forget the Ass. of All Knowing Anonymous Cowards!

Re: we're all only one step down from the trees

What have I told you about annoying your toys, Jesus?

Re: Sorry?

Haven't you heard- the 'official' view is that the sun and sky have no relation to Climate Change TM.

Is all down to CO2.

Re: But think about...

Giant Dragon Soup- the Chinese could already have a recipe.

Re: So we'll end up with three designs of wheel....

Four if you count the space station in 2001...

Re: some features that google maps don't show ME-

because you are on IOS 6.

It may grow an arm-

and start disgorging bricks to make a new pyramid...

Or

Evacuation of Bowel?

Re: Power Source?

The Apple Store provides a free bag of Unicorn Farts.

Yar,

mate.

Re: Umm wheres the IT Angle?

Dot Matrix? I have a vewwy good friend in Wome called Dot Matrix!

Thwow him to the florw, Centuwion!

Re: Colour me astonished

Arr! It be Pirate Boots then!

Re: I for one couldn't really care less what they call it.

It's more how they call it- the APIs aren't consistent...

Re: 'just like playing bingo' ...

Either way, it confirms that Windows 8 is a true gaming platform...

Re: But-

Only for taking the Tube...

Re: And the gamma ray mega radiation kill thing?

Any useful space drive is a useful weapon.

(Niven) ish

Re: Space

But if that is true, why have you put the words "and the word" in between them instead?

"I don't really see what your loosing with subscribing..."

Spellchecker functionality?

Re: Would be interesting to determine...

Lots of amorous hawks colliding with the sticker...

Re: I'm not so sure about that...because I can't use the thing

You do realise you have thrown yourself to the dogs now?

Re: A fool and his money...

There's one born every 2.6 seconds...

"Microsoft can create an internal website for bugs/comments/requests"

Just how big is Cloud 365?

Re: A Lumia 920 is in my sights....

Open fire!