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* Posts by hplasm

2638 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

Nude swimmers warned of GONAD-GOBBLING FISH ON THE LOOSE

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Re: A few details:

The IT angle, is in the dangle...

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Torvalds frustrated at missing simultaneous release

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Meh

Sounds like -

Ballmer to me.

Your point?

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NSA gets burned by a sysadmin, decides to burn 90% of its sysadmins

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No people-

Nobody to cry over when the datacenter burns down.

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Bill Gates's barbed comments pop Google's broadband balloons

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Re: can't see howit will help

Bill gates views are rather short signted IMHO.

Bill Gates' views have ALWAYS been short sighted; nothing new here.

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Android approaches 80% smartphone share as Apple's iPhone grows old

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Re: "... the cyclicality ..."

Cyclosity.

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Cameron demands Brits BOYCOTT angry-troll-infested websites

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Re: When I were a lad....

Is that you, Molesworth?

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Infosec analysts back away from 'Feds attacked Tor' theory

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Re:Re: Sir

It's the TLA!

All of them!

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Re: @NomNomNom

National Serpent Agency.

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Re: Baaa Mat.

Nurse! He's frothing again.

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British ankle-biters handed first mobe at the age of SEVEN - Ofcom

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WTF?

Re: I do the same thing with my house keys.

now if my keys ever get lost people can just ransack my house.

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@dogged

Nobody picked on you for having no arse?

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Manning's max sentence cut, may only spend up to 90 years in the cooler

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Re: hspasm Place your bets!

Tut tut.

You do seem to have issues with criticism, don't you. Must be past your bedtime.

Perhaps you shouldn't bother your little head with adult topics, you know they upset you so.

Now jump down from your oh so moral giraffe, have another bottle or two of tixylix or whatever it is you are addicted to and get some sleep.

You get such a potty-mouth when you are overtired.

Knob.

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Re: Place your bets!

Or you from your fucking high horse?

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Obama cancels meeting Putin in Russia, says Snowden 'a factor'

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Re: @asdf

Ah- but the UK's residue of Empireis the Commonweath; the US will leave nothing but armoured forts and minefields.

Or is that what you meant~?

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'Look, give us Snowden' - this Friday's top US-Russia talks revealed

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Re: take him out

"How do you know they haven't tried?"

There's been no embarassing cockup in the news...

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"Assuming the US can convince Russia that this isn't the case..."

Ah, now- there's the rub...

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Horrific moment curvy mum-of-none Mail Online spills everyone's data

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El Reg is populated almost entirely with Grauniad reading socialists

And - Non ACs too.

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Re: BAN THE DAILY MAIL

Ban Passive Mail!

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Re: Right now I am on my knees praying

piratizing - a good new word for what is happening!

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Happy first anniversary, Curiosity!

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Re: A year? Already?

When did it set off?

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Shack in flat-pack bric-a-brac lack flap? Whack on this 3D flat-pack app

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Bollocks!

Best title so far!

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Microsoft cuts Surface Pro price by $100

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Re: PC World...

"You don't really sell that many products that way, do you?"

They can't do much worse... Honesty in Advertising!

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World's FIRST TALKING SPACE ROBO-CHUM BLASTS OFF to the ISS

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Re: Intruder Alert

It's ok, he's not called Dave...

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(Can you tell I'm not a cat person?)

Your Nickname is a clue...

Are you Brain, or Pinky?

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Gov: Smart TV bods must protect users from smut-riddled badness

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Big Brother

In other news-

Govt wants DVD manufacturers to include a homing moth which is released whenever the case is opened and flies back to a reporting centre so they can tell what sort of content people might be watching that they can't otherwise spy on.

FFS. Do yer fucking job and stop prying!

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Mystery object falls from sky, area sealed off by military: 'Weather balloon', say officials

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Drone from Pakistan...

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Feet of shining screw projected, when suddenly...

The lid fell off.

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Buy a household 3D printer, it'll pay for itself in MONTHS!

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Re: The kind of people....

But surely people in the 3d world would want a 3d printer...?

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Pay £££££-

and put Poundland out of business...

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Latvian foreign minister speaks out against giving up alleged Gozi writer to US

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Re: Poor comparison

Indeed. However, the US is not The World Police. Nor should it act like it is.

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Wikipedians say no to Jimmy's 'buggy' WYSIWYG editor

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"... a fabulous upgrade because suddenly I see things that I would have never seen..."

Like facts?

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Happy 20th birthday, Windows NT 3.1: Microsoft's server outrider

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Re: Next Technology? Damn..

Wasn't it called "Not Tested" when it first limped out?

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Ha ha, Osborne, these Gov 2.0 web wranglers have wiped out UK debt

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Re: Open source please

"Isn't clear communication at the heart of democracy?"

Not any more- quite the opposite...

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HALF of air passengers leave phones on ... yet STILL no DEATH PLUNGE

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Re: Only a matter of time

"...these people should be finned and banned from planes..."

Surely finned people would be using boats anyway?

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Microsoft haters: You gotta lop off a lot of legs to slay Ballmer's monster

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re: Microsoft late last year - they took over 7.5% total tablet market share in only 6 months...

Headache tablets, mainly.

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Re: Easy

Easy.

Yes, you are.

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Selfridges dreaming of a snot-themed Christmas

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Re: How long.....

Life-like or life-sized?

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Re: Maybe so

Surely 'tis the S'word of Dobber!

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Re: Hit and miss

"you can print parts to tolerances of less than 0.1mm."

So it's low precision as well?

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NSA security award winner calls for hearings into agency's conduct

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Even a single party state

Has a ballot box.

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British boffin muzzled after cracking car codes

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Re: This ain't rocket science

No Hell, no crimes, sorry.

Not much Win either, yet again.

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Microsoft introduces warning on child abuse image searches

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"Microsoft is warning Brits who use its Bing search engine..."

That's not too many then, is it?

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Kids LIE about age on Facebook, gasps Brit ad watchdog

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Re: Just curious...

Which brings us back to the ID cards, on the never-ending roundabout ...

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SPEARS joins the 19-mile-high club: Intimate snaps

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FAIL

But- SPB is a science group. Religion is... elsewhere.

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'Wandering Dago' tuck truck ejected from NY race track

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So

When'sa their Delmio day?

cringe

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Chromecast: We get our SWEATY PAWS on Google's tiny telly pipe

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Re: Looks Awesome!

But what about the sound?

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Microsoft offers IE 11 preview for Windows 7 ... but not Windows 8

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Re: Save yourself the headache... @hplasm

Good for you, whoever you are.

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Re: Save yourself the headache...

And install Linux.

*ducks*

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Assange™ names a Senatorial stand-in

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Re: Stop giving this twat press.

Yeah! Stop giving this oxygen press!

Wait...

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Microsoft pledges Linux boost for Windows Server and Center R2 duo

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Re: Oh really?

Some people don't object to paying for crappy software...

-that's the big problem.

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