2245 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
Re: Only believe a rumour
Blimey- what a knob AC!
Re: Loads of artists just fat brushes!
Just try calling one that...
To tell the difference between Pringles and toilet paper is paramount in a Robo-butler; unless you have a penchant for that sort of thing...
*IT as in
I have a copy of the IT curriculum.
Re: it's life or death to some poor wretch!
The chief exec of a UK charity?
Re: Re-arrange the following words
Like putting a pig under lipstick. Fool the masses...
"improvements to your Windows experience across your whole life"
Only if I didn't have to use it.
Mr LeBlanc talks some utter donkeyballs.
Sometimes 'Lies to children' are necessary.
hat-tip to Mr Pratchett.
The RI server is down- hopefully the Slashdot effect of lots of people with money!
Re: Clever people make. Clever people break!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
VM cable is already FTTC- just wait; as soon as the new BT cab fills up, it will slow to a crawl too.
Re: This is why they make prisons
I agree- Jail for all AC posters.
Re: Texting whilst driving leads to arrest
It's an Animal Farm reference.
Re:@Lockwood: How big was it?
... Guinness World Record for fastest selling consumer electronics device:
I knew I should have got one when they came out- £25 in Asda... aha
Re: I for one welcome our new driverless cars
d) is the answer- driverless bicycles.
Re: But How
It won't knock. Or indeed arrive- you will get an email saying "You were out..."
Re: So MS lobbying to protect their cash cow and keep Google out
That explains the Bear- he's Temporary Pope.
Re: Rewardomg Bad Behaviour
You stuff a mouse up it's trunk.
You can't make up stuff like this- unless the EU pay you to.
Re: Open Letter
I second Botty Lord for the wazzocks behind botnets!
Or Botti Boi...
When 400 years old she is, look so good, she will not...
Re: I wonder how they tested the "will not work with a severed hand" part.
I can do better than that, I can give you Fifteen!
Re: MS is squeezing the enterprise and channel
Don't confuse Popular with Endemic.
does crap even stick to aerogel?
Re: @Eadon If crap stops radiation in its tracks
Mr Young asked for the "It wasn't me" kid... the customer is king.
Re: I'm not suprised
How can you have *fun* without a soul?
Microsoft Marketing people
should be the best place to find exotic matter and other space-time detritus such as we haven't a hope of replicating here. If there is an anti-gravity particle or a sub-ether wave to be found and harnessed, this is the place- if they aren't, well the future is going to be boring as Earth slowly goes back to the stone-age.
Beer- for optimism...
Re: Alternative solution
Nutritional paste to the eye stalk or a fetching rubbery cloak over the top have proved to be effective in the past- or was it the future?
"Facepalm because obviously..."
...Ex-Lax was taken.
Re: The Preferred Business Model
Nobody wants it on those terms. Difficult for MS to stick it?
Re: Pro Plus?!
A bit of an eye-opener...
It's value is debatable.
it smells fishy.
That's Tesla's Aether Propeller!
What are they teaching in the schools these days? Indeed!!
- It's true, the START MENU is coming BACK to Windows 8, hiss sources
- Pic NASA Mars tank Curiosity rolls on old WET PATCH, sighs, sniffs for life signs
- How UK air traffic control system was caught asleep on the job
- Google embiggens its fat vid pipe Chromecast with TEN new supported apps
- Microsoft: Don't listen to 4chan ... especially the bit about bricking Xbox Ones