I can smell something...
Has somebody opened a cow?
3233 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Has somebody opened a cow?
"odd...I got it a few days ago."
That's due to a bug...
"...but ye cannae tak' our fried goods!"
Why- Are you keeping a young wizard in there?
Burn after Reading - label on festival tents.
"...the state's Cyber Civilian Corp (IT experts trained in security incident response) would be expanded to a dozen teams..."
From no teams, at present.
You mean, of course- can they power a flying car?
Dont use ISIS- move to OSPF or EIGRP...
How to control your multi-colour newspaper printing plant with a Petite typewriter.
...just waiting for Sandra Bullock...
Her post will be replaced with Multi-faith Spiritual Advisor.
"So, you dont use Windows, MS office or anything MS created legally then...."
or At All.
(Actually by Patrick Moore OBE, RIP)
A sterling work.
Not so much bad taste- but it does make you sound like you have a Brylcreemed side parting...
Perhaps he would like to start there?
9/11 or 11/9- let us not forget the terrible day.
Manchester dogs home was torched.
Hmm. Hundreds of satellites, or parts of some sort of metallic suits...?
(No, not bloody cybermen Mk 2...)
But!- at least The Doctor now is free of the mawkish Doctor Cult that was starting to weigh him down about 'Am I good or not?'; thanks David Tennant for keeping that one one going...
Also- bloody Rose Tyler didn't stick her nose in at the last minute.
"When you think of another way, let us know.2
how about ----- >
Had their coffee supply cut off recently, or have they just started spouting weird crap?
I can see why you're worried about sodomy.
You're an arsehole.
-to bring in my own kit, to use for work. And you want to pay me less...?
How about Stalk.
"...map of earth with north at the top is a man-man view of the world ..."
But if North isn't at the top, the writing is upside-down...
Wow. It is an accurate test-bed then?
"Simon is my hero. He says and does all of the things we wish we could say and do."
-more than just once...
Following on from the loss of Antares, the very sad loss of a test pilot for Virgin.
My thoughts are with his family, the survivor and his kin, and with Mr Branson, and his staff who I know will feel this deeply.
Honour goes to those who put themselves forward to see what lies over the horizon.
The list of the brave has sadly gained another name on the Wall of remembrance.
Ad astra per ardua.
No-one ever said it would be easy. Sometimes it can be very hard indeed.
True...yes, you may well be...neither would I.
Flame retardant polyester slacks?
"Last time I tried Linux and attempted to install Firefox..."
Meanwhile, in the 21st Century...
Sindbad ditches Old Man of the Sea, escapes to a Prosperous Future Life.
"It is because a large segment of the population isn't Christian."
But neither are they related to Pilgrims...
All Powerpoint docs should be treated as somewhat malicious...
it's a seething radioactive hell - you can't take nuclear power out there and pollute it!
"breed some squid...They are smaller than us..."
Jesus- how big are you?
"Who advises the idiots in charge, more idiots?"
It seems that it is idiots all the way down.
"...a fleet of small drone aircraft moving closer and then tightening nuts and lubing aileron actuators, as they flew along."
Now that would be cool!
"... or why crayons couldn't be used to design something that changes the world."
You always manage to get Windows Metro in somehow...
Sheep eat grass.
Is dustbin day...
"Actually there is a very clear and well defined line."
Thanks for that. Now will someone please inform these fuckers in charge? Ta.
France declares war on Internet for not being all in French.
You do know what they say about Edinburghers in Aberdeen, don't you?
"Nope, no British cakes are subject to laws restricting where they can be made."
It's an outrage, I tell you! What good is the EU then?
Meh- Mostly Cheshire. Southern softies, hardly grim at all.
But if you use "Windows" they sic the DMCA on you.
So Winblows, Microsucks etc seem to be legitimate alternatives...
What you do when pissed.
"What's a lepricorn?"
One of the new Astrological signs for left handed people.