2569 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
"Errr, Harry, why did we opt out of that filthy porn smut filtering?"
"I'm not paying full price for half an internet, dear. That would be silly."
Re: Mumsnet Black Helicopters
It's the future...
Re: On actual education
6a. How to spell 'property'
Re: If I follow the logic of this
Wow. That would be an Omnishambolic Clusterfuck of the highest order!
Re: Sharepoint isn't the only thing they use
"Downvoted for arrogance and tone."
What a coincidence. Have a downvote.
Re: A lot of FUD
Do you have an Economy Flush?
Re: If the meter will have a data connection...
5Gb cap, 100kbps throughput after deep packet inspection...
I doubt they can spell 'Brazil', which is ironic really.
Re: "they don't give you the Nobel Peace Prize for nothing"`
"Obama got it for at least trying to change the statuesque..."
Not an easy task- have you seen the size of some of the 'Statuesque'? They're bloody enormous!
O the huge manatees!
Re: Sin of Emission
Again with Eduction!
"(Engineering / Mechanical Engineering) the exhaust stroke of a steam or internal-combustion engine"
Re: Haha ha ha
To assume or work out from given facts; deduce.
...and get it all wrong, invent sky-faeries etc.
We're servers on the Moon
We're full of pirate tunes
But we cause lost sales
In Lunar retails
So they want us all shut doon...
when it gets removed (ala OtherOS), you only have AC twats like this to blame.
...they will soon start to put the clamps on the iPad v1
There- that's more like it.
Barclays Etc are evil. Don't go near them.
Worst part of the Barclays group.
Still bleating I see.
Re: Live in sticks
Give BT pots of cash, get worse services- it's not a new idea.
Sinclair's Black Watch.
Will probably sell more than the MS one in total
Re: "Microsoft Azure"
Hey- it's not That bad!
Re: the Microsoft steaming (pile of) installer
How did you get past AdBlocker?
Re: Not a problemo
Well, perhaps he can talk to our Mr Bryant at length in there, during Happy Hour.
Re: alain williams Secret laws
Good advice. Why don't you just do that?
Re: Anonymous Cowpatbrain Did William Hague know about PRISM spying?
Your rock. Back under it. Nothing for you to fawn over here, Doormatt.
Re: "the whole service will have to rely on clerical data entry, "
That would be an ecumenical matter...
Re: Not actual substance or anything resembling an argument.
But this isn't an argument -it's more of a joyful anticipation!
"all them profits are the result of terrible performance...."
Not just that- don't forget customer lock-in and stupid inertia.
Re: Adapt or deserve to die.
Are you listening, Microsoft?
"...consumers were uninformed..."
fuck right off you shill.
Re: Beardie (did Branson lose that title when he posed as a stewardess?)
Keep Beardie for Branson.
May I propose Prune-Faced Spiv for Sugar?
Re: Great, but will BT prioritise those areas that need this?
Follow the money...
Re: At night ......
Re: Own the box rent the motor (again)
This *could* work- but only when we live in cities like the Jetsons. Existing infrastructure wouldn't support it, it would be like bin-collection day every half-hour, every day.
"I tried to set my old man up on Open Maps..."
Are you the Cerne Abbas Giant?
Devon was the clue...
Re: Russia ...claiming the North Pole
If they want it, they can bloody well haul it away. Otherwise...
I & D Smiths both -100
Re: Any one remember ...
POV displays. Clocks come to mind, but very popular on Instructables etc.
Re: Who will be first to discover Alien life here on earth ??
What colouri s your breath when you exhale?
Re: A text editor would be more attractive than Microsoft Office
Emacs or Vi?
If you're on a plane, you might be in the cloud!
"It is a pilot, the reason we are calling it a pilot..."
So we can blame 'pilot error' when it crashes and burns.
Re: I'm going on holidays in two weeks
Two weeks in Gitmo.
Re: "the Queen's selfies to the pool boy"
And yet you keep posting...
Re: @ Daniel B.
"unbuckle my belt, drop my pants and run."
Icon - because... :)
Re: Windows 8.1 Blended Background...
Mini Metro- that explains the previous TIFKAM name!
And the shitness!
Re: Stock Market
Screw them right in their faces with a big greasy moose dick.
Re: Pretty... but pointless
"They could have produced exactly the same results with a parachute..."
-or by not taking off in the first place.
Re: why doesn't it just topple over?
Carbon Trading my Arse!
It's a money-making scam.
The only way to reduce 'Carbon Footprints'' (FFS) is to ban Firewalking.
"Hundreds and hundreds of issues."
Not this week- what was he running- potato?
I smell porkies.
Re: "I was hoping the first Post-Eadon Patch Tuesday......
"..."brain-deads" actually used to upvote him...."
Windows buyers voting EADON UP?
- Boffins attempt to prove the UNIVERSE IS JUST A HOLOGRAM
- China building SUPERSONIC SUBMARINE that travels in a BUBBLE
- Review Raspberry Pi B+: PHWOAR, get a load of those pins
- Experimental hypersonic SUPERMISSILE destroyed 4 SECONDS after US launched it
- That 8TB Seagate MONSTER? It's HERE... (You'll have to squint, 'cos there are no specs)