Shall we start the collection for Red Hat's funeral now?
Extra donations if systemd is buried with them.
3921 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Extra donations if systemd is buried with them.
"ANORAK IS GREAT!"
Tizer is the work of Stan (sic). Weak Lemon Drink is the only true brew!
"In the U.S., that would be referred to as "butt trumpet"."
Might I suggest that The Donald should now be referred to as The Butt Trumpet?
Is your child not obsessed by 1D? (other flash-in-the-pans are available)
Does your child prefer University Challenge to Strictly?
Has your child expressed a dislike for Windows 10?
Can your child count? In hexadecimal?
If you answered yes or what?? to any or all of these questions, then s/he's probably a danger to the Powers that Be.
Expect a knock at the door citizen- you're all due for ReEd.
A Trilobite would make a better president...
Trump resembles manbearpig, at least in the hair region.
Well Allah sure won't, now.
And that is Darwinism, in the raw.
"No need for the government to pay anything..."
No need for me to buy anything either. I'd rather do without.
"Remember: the government has no problems making all of us buy new computers/phones/etc"
Only if they are willing to pay for them- otherwise, no sale. Owning this stuff is not compulsory- yet.
New, compromised shit, doubly so.
"Atheism is about a desperate need to believe there is no god"
No- no more than baldness is a belief that hair does not exist. There is no desperation in disinterest.
Sorry, but bollocks.
If you say that, for instance Santa does not exist, this does not mean that you 'belive' santa does not exist.
It just means that, as far as you are concerned, there is no Santa.
Belief does not enter into it. If there are no tomatoes, and, when asked, you say' I believe there are no tomatoes', then there are NO TOMATOES and no amount of coercion will make them appear, just because you used the word 'believe' in the state of tomato existence.
So with gods. Atheists don't NEED them, so don't care. Agnostics are arse-covering at best.
"Also, why did you build your house in the middle of the Pacific?"
Well, it was called Tracey Island. Do you realise what you have done...?
Calzone- in a can!
I can't unsee it now either...
And you are- That Guy!
Does this cover all Windows products vs users
i.e Microsoft's version of 'You're holding it wrong'
Mad for IoT!
A windows based IoT is easy to spot- it's the one that's as big as a bus.
How does it do when scaling to a couple of thousand users?
What- Office 365? Not so well...
"Who will protect us from this Gregorian Travesty?"
And we have a winner of the Rename MS Cloud Service competition!
Or a Retro Band...
" You need to fire up the RADIOACTIVE Directory."
Only for WiFi...
Actively deactivate the inactive Active Directory and activate the inactive active Active Directory retroactively.
Crossfingers and reboot.
They can't give it away- why would anyone want to steal it?
"It's the fashion of smug pricks who comment on the Register. You can always tell them by their own particular reality distortion fields."
Yeah, they always bang on about how good the latest pile of Microsoft shit is, despite all evidence to the conrtary, the smug pricks...
little baby cheeses.
You would look constipated trying to push out Windows 10.
"A light bulb running Unix. Ye gods..."
Why not? does one thing, and does it well.
Like windows - the glass ones...
For someone with the last name of Trump, being called Donald is the least of his problems...
Perhaps calling him Not_Ronald_Mc would do?
"So, basically, the spooks are (very successfully) doing what we pay them to do, "
Watch people die?
Up yours Bryant. You've lost it.
guess the rest.
So where do they go in the journey from food to poo?
We EAT them! Soylent Brown is GERMS!!
"My guess is that you are just lazy and switch on your car via the remote whilst you are scoffing your waffles with maple syrup."
My guess is that one day you'll live somewhere actually cold, and your windscreen will crack in two when you try this. Or, as usually happens if you are lucky, the water will freeze up solid again half a mile down the road...
The sound of the moon being pulled down to the earth.
The IQ of congress?
Not to worry- theres still AO to look forward to.
Lager is only drunk when drunk.
Agreed- first task, Monday morning: fill in time spent time recording for the rest of the week. That's ten hours accounted for already!
A hint of whalesong, a touch of joss-stick and the gentle dangle of bollocks.
"...mass driver up the side of a mountain..."
The last guy working on this got shot in the head by Mossad...
They would say that, wouldn't they...
New Executive Yacht Time Again.
Trebles all round!!
Where's the Fatcat icon? She'll have to do.
Godwin's not here, man.
Is that Star Wars character?
Nice set of parabolas, there.
"Like 'of Nazereth'"
As opposed to Jesus of Guadalupe?
Why not- they pay money for that sort of "software".
"It's got what plants crave."
Sadly true. Many plants will buy it.
This confirms what we already suspected. Cameron is an empty resonant chamber, and his voice is supplied by idiots.