Re: Rejoice at that news
^^^ beer for this ^^^^
2844 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
^^^ beer for this ^^^^
Apart from iCarly.
(whoever that is...)
"The ability to form a pack of Chihauahas is insignificant next to the power of the ride-on lawnmower."
Just as Mr Creosote was the world's largest man, just before exploding.
And then they could film you getting run over by the reversing truck behind you...
"people are allowed opinions that differ from yours, you know, and shouldn't be shouted down, bullied or made to feel vain for wanting to..."
Sauce. Goose. Gander.
in the future, the lines will be drawn. Glasshole or just plain Arsehole.
Most people won't give a shit.
No banana for you...
1.not feeling or showing surprise at something unexpected.
If Microsoft made cars, they would have a horse in the engine compartment.
MS - a one trick pony.
Oh, please yourselves...
When you run (Red Flag) Linux!
How do the more popular Linux setups approach this?
They let you choose what you want.
If vendor lock-in is your thing.
Diversity is good.
Now now, you are talking tech here- it should be clear that it's not Billg's strong point, so you should cut him some slack here...
"anyone who knows anything about the mobile phone industry is currently laughing at your naivety."
Not MS then?
As fitted to Hotblack Desiato's stuntship.
Full speed ahead!
I agree! It seems that even dragging your arse out of bed in the morning is worthy of 'compensation' now.
Can you recommend anything that runs windows?
Use square pigs instead!
" if caught they would face a very substantial custodial sentence......"
And Hell would host the Winter Olympics.
"it is a dangerous world and there are bad people that want to do terrible things to us, and we should keep voting them into power." said the out-of-touch Prime Minister today from his constituency on Neptune.
The management just walk in and say "Ah, that looks untidy. Can't you move it somewhere else or get rid of it and get something modern?!"
That did it- Buenos Aires is next!!
"unlike you - I have a clue."
"unlike you - I have froth on my chin."
I thought you were droning on about Surface?
Stuff that doesn't matter?
Celebs are made of antimatter!
Seriously though, Death Rays!
(Sorry, I read That Post, above. I think it's catching...)
That is all.
Until the wheels come off...
No, that would be ridiculous!
They mustn't use it around here- not on the sheep anyway- as some of the bumblebees are as big as buses.
Cargo bees, I reckon.
Telecom Italia- they make BT look good.
Or 'inappropriate behaviour',,,
Not sure about the magnet feet, but I'm certain it has many more arses than that, working for it.
You do know you sound like the meaningless half of a loud guy's phone call we can all hear, no?
The suit will just need to be good enough to withstand a "well regulated militia"... if the survivalists can be bothered.
Won't they be totally different by the time the info gets back to base?
Why? Because on the Internet, nobody knows you are a dog.
What a U turn! Makes a change from taking the piss out of Gate's products...
Tramp smells of latent energy ---
I can see his sprunger!
As the physician who was asked to provide the maximum *allowed number of alcohol units for consumption freely admits to pulling the number out of his arse, then it follows that any critique of a subject's drinking that relies on these units is by definition , bollocks; when applied to a fictional character, doubly so.
*All hail Nanny!
Tentacles, that's what. great bolshy big ones, too, I reckon.
They'll have yer, mark my words...
Compatibility testing is anathema to MS and their adherents these days.
Buzzer goes off, punter pulls up pants and looks down into hole, only to see a small child splashing there below.
"Funny," he thinks, "I don't remember eating that..."
The message is obvious.
"companies are already swarming round it like flies to shit..."
Because it's already dead?
One is a garish plastic toy and the other one is a stimulating infant bauble....
If your time is worth the square root of fuck-all.
"Right click the start button (bottom left hotcorner if 8.0)..."
With a finger ??