Posts by hplasm
1786 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
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'a consumer'
Is that how you see yourself?
Re: Is that really a good idea?.
You'd better be wearing hi-vis and carrying a clip board when you say that...
Re: 20 Billion for this?
I agree- call it WTF?
That's what most people will say when they start to use it.
Re: There is a lot more value to the iPad than just the price.
No. No there isn't.
The retina display is wasted on the blinkered and the blind.
Re: I'm buying a surface.
It must be better than being a dimensionless entity, I suppose...
Posted in Sandy takes out NYC colo facility
Re: A bit unlucky
A server centre without ports? At least it's secure...
Er-
How many cell towers will this phone confuse?
Re: "Nun on nun action"
Penguin Wrestling.
WTF?
here's another experiment-
Give me a £20 note, and see if I can make it disappear.
Look! It's gone.
Let's see if I can do it again- give me another twenty...
heh heh heh
Re: We are not the product-
Demographics are worth nothing except to demographics companies that sell them :)
Stupid consumers are where the money lies.
We are not the product-
We are the target.
You can ignore an advert (GOOG )- you can't ignore an invoice. (MS)
Re: Weird, isn't it.....
So looking like a nerk is the new cool? Who knew?
Timmy Mallet for fashion icon
Re: Lord Brunel Resurrection!
A Steampunk Revolution?
Re: bean counters
Power.
Finally!
A step forwards. Everything seems to have been going backwards recently into darkness and gloom, lit only by the optimistic glow of LCD backlights.
Re: betting on linux to rule the worlld
Whilst you were pissing about with MS, it did.
Re: WTF is Mauve?
One word- Ecru.
Re: Where's the Nokia slab?
In place above the waiting open grave?
Re: Ooh! Ooh!
A monkey?
No it's dogshit on a tablet year.
Does it
hit the dock and bounce back?
Sorry, iDock...
Re: Odd
Seeing iDogs?
Re: Where has all the geek commonsense gone?
REAL Geeks use whatever is to hand and hack it.
But...
you don't know? Has the hurricane/UPS broken your direct line to Ballmer's mind?
I'm shocked!
Re: Where has all the geek commonsense gone?
I refer you to:-
"Real geeks don't go near Microsoft products,"
Re: Joined Up Mobile?
Good luck reading that logo if you're colourblind.
Re:
"I'm almost disappointed.."
...but it's not an iOS release, after all.
See- they have sold out all stock!
All 10 have gone!
Posted in Valve taps testers for Linux Steam
Re: This is going to be funny
"This is going to be funny"
It wasn't.
Re: Captain of the fail boat
But the excremental is never overlooked...
Re: You have it wrong.
pity they don't do scanners, isn't it?
Re: Here's a list for ya:
That's one sick fantasy
Re: "Microsoft actually writes fantastic software"
And the rest is RTM'ed...
Re: Paint.
We could cure cancer,and use the publicity to raise awareness of earth-destroying asteroids- the spare money will be up for grabs!
Innovative iPad
Has square corners, eh?
PS- onlysoppy US fanbois live in basements- UK types have houses.
Re: Nicely done
Apple spell checker.
Re: Wow, that was pathetic.
And Tim Cook extradited to the UK!
Shurely-
...Stuck in the middle with ewe...
Re: I think this shows one stark fact about folks in the IT profession......
IT bods don't handle change.
They use Pay-by-Bonk.
Re: Its not difficult!
Isn't XP the Teletubbies interface?
Re: quite an important feature
So the surface is as good a computer as say, a plank of wood?
Re: Love the downvotes
Because you obviously wear a hair-shirt?
Re: "Microsoft actually writes fantastic software."
"Utter, utter, UTTER turd"
At last- a realistic assessment of Win8.
Re: Microsoft wants to own verbs. AC
Sorry- you both Zune and 8.
<- no Zune icon...
Re: I didn't think she could switch a machine on without assistance...
The target market, right there.
Re: New name
Crap?
Re: Is there an emulator?
I hear it has a Windows emulator- well hidden though.
Re: In before
Late to the party aren't you?
Must be Microsoft.
Re: Now you've done it
The cheap keyboard is a bit better than a ZX81, and the dear one a bit better than a Speccy- that's positive?
