2569 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
"...another upcoming Steve Jobs movie"
O gods, why?
Re: At least we get it over with relatively quickly
"wannabes casting jealous glances at my local member."
Now I see Wallabies casting jealous glances at the member of a Mutated Wombat.
Mind is boggled.
I wonder if I could land on the roof at work?
Re: MS is getting desperate on Windows 8x
"And boy oh boy, are those XP users ever in for a treat."
No, unless they like wearing the mask....
Re: Rely on M$ for my security??
But- it's holy! ^H^H^H^ holey.
Re: In what reality is 37.2% a monopoly?
The one the Vogsphere is in.
Be a M$ apologist!
it's the universal indicator of an idiot who believes himself knowledgeable.
Re: Wait, hear that?
Upgrade or we'll tell people how to break your stuff and steal things.
Common sense? Bollocks.
Re: Got to hand it to Microsoft Research
"Radio is an electromagnetic emission..."
Unless, oddly, it's Hospital Radio.
Re: Maybe when Pro 2 is available..
Ha. *Car Analogies?*
If MS made a car there would be a horse on a treadmill under the bonnet (hood for left-pondians) to make it go.
Re: Maybe when Pro 2 is available..
The Trabant is cool and the Ford is boring?
Re: Like amazing
มาลัย (which means "Garland of Flowers" in Thai)
Windows you have a full capabel browser
Funny, I thought it came with IE.
You can put facets on a polished turd...
Re: don't buy a grey or silver car
But if you do- put your fucking lights on when it's foggy out!!!
Re: Could it be ....
The writing's on the wall.
As MS sinks slowly beneath the waves...
PING microsoft.com (18.104.22.168) 56(84) bytes of data.
--- microsoft.com ping statistics ---
16 packets transmitted, 0 received, 100% packet loss
Re: nothing to see here
Renaming... SkyDrive Clown Services.
Deeper and down.
Do do do...
The theme tune for the SkyDrive adverts?
(Except in UK, where it's BSBDrive)
Re: There is something sad about this
First they came for Assange
And I said nothing, for he is a bit creepy.
Then they came for Manning
And I said nothing
For he was denounced as a traitor
Then they came for Snowdon
And I said nothing
For he was condemned to eternal exile
Now they will come for us
And there is no one left to hear.
Apart from the Ear of the State.
With all due respects, Herr Niemöller.
Nobody in the UK, or the non-US world will see it, don't fret.
What happens when broadcast TV and radio goes away... WiFi and Cell Towers won't power much.
Re: And is illegal in the UK
There was a case* of someone in a house under a powerline using a coil in the loft to get free power. It caused a noticeable effect in the Power Co monitoring systems, and also in an overhead thundercloud that blew his house up before TPTB could tack him down...
* May be a bit Urban Legendy...
However the Power Co systems are quite able to spot unexpected drain and standing wave anomalies etc, so who knows?
Re: ”Their camera function has high pixels”
"This is not just a high pixel camera- It's a Nexus Un."
Re: 20 years old...
Why do we need to know about your sex-life?
Re: I picked this as my first distro.
I'm happier now I've seen all those exclamation marks you've made...
I picked this as my first distro.
I've tried others but never been happier!
"...UI is not considered functionality."
Especially with Windows 8.
Sounds like -
Ballmer to me.
Re: It's all gone a bit Princess Di
Edison stole quite a lot of his 'inventions' and Picasso may have seen people in a very strange way...
So perhaps he is right, in a manner of speaking.
Re: The Law of Unintended Consequences.
blocked Microsoft Technet!
Not all filtering is bad then...
Re: 35 minute trip with no bathroom?
I can go 35 minutes without having a bath.
Re: A few details:
The IT angle, is in the dangle...
Nobody to cry over when the datacenter burns down.
Re: can't see howit will help
Bill gates views are rather short signted IMHO.
Bill Gates' views have ALWAYS been short sighted; nothing new here.
Re: "... the cyclicality ..."
Re: When I were a lad....
Is that you, Molesworth?
It's the TLA!
All of them!
National Serpent Agency.
Re: Baaa Mat.
Nurse! He's frothing again.
Re: I do the same thing with my house keys.
now if my keys ever get lost people can just ransack my house.
Nobody picked on you for having no arse?
Re: hspasm Place your bets!
You do seem to have issues with criticism, don't you. Must be past your bedtime.
Perhaps you shouldn't bother your little head with adult topics, you know they upset you so.
Now jump down from your oh so moral giraffe, have another bottle or two of tixylix or whatever it is you are addicted to and get some sleep.
You get such a potty-mouth when you are overtired.
Re: Place your bets!
Or you from your fucking high horse?
Ah- but the UK's residue of Empireis the Commonweath; the US will leave nothing but armoured forts and minefields.
Or is that what you meant~?
Re: take him out
"How do you know they haven't tried?"
There's been no embarassing cockup in the news...
"Assuming the US can convince Russia that this isn't the case..."
Ah, now- there's the rub...
El Reg is populated almost entirely with Grauniad reading socialists
And - Non ACs too.
Re: BAN THE DAILY MAIL
Ban Passive Mail!
Re: Right now I am on my knees praying
piratizing - a good new word for what is happening!
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