Geez-

It's put on a bit of mass...

Re: Perhaps...

That's no Moon...

Microsoft don't make phones-

But if they did, they'd be shit. Probably.

Hi

De Hi.

No

Why would they?

Re: Very strange stuff

'Planet' <Noun> (gk) Wanderer

'Atmosphere' <Noun> Gaseous envelope held onto surface of Planet (q.v) by Gravity.

Re: It may just be me

@Tegne

Taking the piss?

Re: Omnishambles

A TIFKAM screen?

Re: harden the **** up

Sounds correct though.

Re: what's 'boraband'?

It's capable of going fast, but is generally quite slow.

q.v VW Bora, the car for old farts that think the Passat is too racy.

No MacBook

For you then?

Re: Welcome to the capitalist world...

"We all love good value for money"

That rules out Starbucks, then.

Lawyers and accountants will be going bankrupt by the million.

You say that like it is a bad thing...

Re: 8almer

Nice one.

How about

Royalites for Dickens novels ripped off by the US?

Re: Better make the shed rock-shaped, too.

Unfortunately the chameleon circuit is bust.

Re: Star Wars VII: Rise of the Gungans!

Gungan Style ?

Re: I like the idea but...

Perhaps anyone who needs an addy for '"we will not pass on your details ..." signups. Why not for $5? Better than a spam raddled Hotmail account- if you can still get one...

Re: But....

The Surface clicky-clicky one with the Glee types?

Re: Why do you enjoy seeing other people have problems?

He's a designer at MS?

Re: Since one US Jury was drunk or stoned through most of a case

As well as the Apple/Samsung one?

Outrageous!

Re: This is what science and technology should be doing.

using a 'mouse'.... right...

Re: Good stuff.

'Flesh coloured' plastic never is, looks creepy and scares kids.

Robot stuff, shiny or CF looks cool and not scary. Unless you are Sarah Connor, of course.

Re: We've got a robot hand grasping a mans penis here!

Code word...or safe word?

Re: I don't need more gravity.

That's what we need! Artificial Levity!

wizz! (For Atomms)

Re: Why...

I shall invent a device to accelerate and collide lawyers and priests at relativistic speeds, and place it in the public domain.

I wonder what esoteric particles would be produced?

Suggestions on a postcard:-

Re: a cat has had a go at the rectangle with its claws.

On an iPhone 5, yes- they look like that out of the factory, apparently.

Re: Braking wind

Probably applied with a 'peddle'...

grr!

I shall-

patent the use of audio-output jack as a whistle.

*heard it here first*

"He's just looking for attention."

Said jm83, in a string of postings...

Re: "powerful, lethal ranged weapons is a vital part of what makes us human"

...what *keeps* us human is compassion and empathy.

Re: I just got one for work

Now *that* is a Review.

Take note.

Re: Sheltered Life

Don't sit under the Apple tree, with anyone else but i...

Sing along now!

Re: XFCE

ok, just "ooo" then...

Re: I'm proud of my kids as well

Social Services?

*Put them in the curry*

/Milligan Dalek Voice

Re: cultural preferences

Always interesting are people who like things until they find out what they are- then they go off them.

Freud would have a field day...

Re: Yukk

Nah- cat food needs salt- which is really not! good for cats; otherwise...

Re: Usual whining drivel from the Reg's resident Victor Meldrew

Perhaps you shoud leave off the Red Bull.

And stop reading stories you know will make you rant.

Re: Acro-monious

NUTS

Nobody Uses This Shit.

or

Ftumch!