2569 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: WTF indeed.
Get back in Marketing.
I know that photo...
" the tech savvy who formed the queues"
A new spin on the words 'tech' and 'savvy' perhaps?
Re: Gliese 581d, getting there
"creatures that make velicoraptors look like koala bears by comparison."
I take it you're not aquainted with the Ob'enn, then?
Make Out Like a Pirate Day, in the US
Re: Will they want their own super-duper computer/
No need- the bit of seaweed works well!
I love the smell-
of PR spin in the morning.
It smells like....desperation.
Enough to see it as a threat?
Re: @Robin: financially viable ?
It's not like real vanilla grows on trees...
Re: Generating a lot of "EH"
Why cut MS some slack?
Just give them enough rope.
And a gag for the fanbois.
Where do you want to go today? WRONG ANSWER!
"Bring success to our company, this will not .."
Re: If it makes you feel any better
What if you just hide it under the bed?
You would need to buy a ladder...
'...staff felt "brutalised" by the system, which made them feel like "iPhone users"'
Seeing as the most arsey Programmers refer to themselves as "Developers", dos that mean we can ignore them on this most auspicious day?
They can get their own "Developers' Day" if they want one!
Re: Pay more for a plasticky inferior product?
So is my hovercraft. And my wombat has constipation.
Farmer contested that his cattle became delicious.
Things hide among it...
Re: Polish polish
It matches the two-position stand in the queue to buy them...
Re: I understand your point but........
A bit like that shitty "Extreme Makeover- Home edition" where 'Makeover' means Demolish and build a New One...
Re: How much does it cost?
And when he gets to "Tutting Turtle" ?
As people say about "First World Problems"
"You couldn't get away with "X" in $Country..."
Well things like this show just how far down the road to becoming $Country things are getting.
A Fasciometer, if you like.
Only if a Twunt is doing it.
Re: Anyone excited to see Balmer go
That's not my idea of a nightmare.
Re: Donor Facing Position
He's the guy that slices the greasy spinning meat-log.
Who's the replacement?
"Elop is, Elop is, Elop is."
We may need a Panto icon if this carries on...
Re: crippling the signal
Bars on the windows?
Re: And in other news...
Cakes are now being detained at Heathrow.
Re: Nokia submarines
You forgot your icon...
If you want it to shout expletives, you could always just phone it up...
Re: Take care
That's what the Unregulated Hi-power mode is for.
Crank it up. point and *click*
Re: Patients needed I see.
They have a Start Button again?
At least 'Lessons' have not 'been learned'.
Re: Poor guy
But Spartacus- you were the main course...
Sacked from the Army
AND demoted- that's harsh.
Seriously- tough time, but it could have been much worse...
I see your rat's ass-
And raise you a ferret's donkey.
Re: Image problems
Convince a self-driving car to do it.
Google might lend you one...
Re: @ Steve Davies 3 Expensive watch
You did remember to wind it up?
“Better not to forget.”
"Keep helmet closed when outside."
Ow. What a forkin dick...
The tasks these employees are forced to take on sound like a normal day in the office for a lot of UK staff.
Re: Windows NT device drivers
Or lack of.
Tried it, it complained about 60% of the hardware.
Re: slightly retarded flamebait article penned by Gollum after loosing his ring?
It's a loose ring...
Re:...to become a terrorist
Just act normally, and wait for the 'Law' to catch up.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it's probably a GCHQ or NSA decoy.
May I be the first to say...
- JLaw, Kate Upton exposed in celeb nude pics hack
- Google flushes out users of old browsers by serving up CLUNKY, AGED version of search
- GCHQ protesters stick it to British spooks ... by drinking urine
- China: You, Microsoft. Office-Windows 'compatibility'. You have 20 days to explain
- Twitter declines to deny JLaw tweet scrubdown after alleged iCloud NAKED PHOTOS hack