2403 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Live in sticks
Give BT pots of cash, get worse services- it's not a new idea.
Sinclair's Black Watch.
Will probably sell more than the MS one in total
Re: "Microsoft Azure"
Hey- it's not That bad!
Re: the Microsoft steaming (pile of) installer
How did you get past AdBlocker?
Re: Not a problemo
Well, perhaps he can talk to our Mr Bryant at length in there, during Happy Hour.
Re: alain williams Secret laws
Good advice. Why don't you just do that?
Re: Anonymous Cowpatbrain Did William Hague know about PRISM spying?
Your rock. Back under it. Nothing for you to fawn over here, Doormatt.
Re: "the whole service will have to rely on clerical data entry, "
That would be an ecumenical matter...
Re: Not actual substance or anything resembling an argument.
But this isn't an argument -it's more of a joyful anticipation!
"all them profits are the result of terrible performance...."
Not just that- don't forget customer lock-in and stupid inertia.
Re: Adapt or deserve to die.
Are you listening, Microsoft?
"...consumers were uninformed..."
fuck right off you shill.
Re: Beardie (did Branson lose that title when he posed as a stewardess?)
Keep Beardie for Branson.
May I propose Prune-Faced Spiv for Sugar?
Re: Great, but will BT prioritise those areas that need this?
Follow the money...
Re: At night ......
Re: Own the box rent the motor (again)
This *could* work- but only when we live in cities like the Jetsons. Existing infrastructure wouldn't support it, it would be like bin-collection day every half-hour, every day.
"I tried to set my old man up on Open Maps..."
Are you the Cerne Abbas Giant?
Devon was the clue...
Re: Russia ...claiming the North Pole
If they want it, they can bloody well haul it away. Otherwise...
I & D Smiths both -100
Re: Any one remember ...
POV displays. Clocks come to mind, but very popular on Instructables etc.
Re: Who will be first to discover Alien life here on earth ??
What colouri s your breath when you exhale?
Re: A text editor would be more attractive than Microsoft Office
Emacs or Vi?
If you're on a plane, you might be in the cloud!
"It is a pilot, the reason we are calling it a pilot..."
So we can blame 'pilot error' when it crashes and burns.
Re: I'm going on holidays in two weeks
Two weeks in Gitmo.
Re: "the Queen's selfies to the pool boy"
And yet you keep posting...
Re: @ Daniel B.
"unbuckle my belt, drop my pants and run."
Icon - because... :)
Re: Windows 8.1 Blended Background...
Mini Metro- that explains the previous TIFKAM name!
And the shitness!
Re: Stock Market
Screw them right in their faces with a big greasy moose dick.
Re: Pretty... but pointless
"They could have produced exactly the same results with a parachute..."
-or by not taking off in the first place.
Re: why doesn't it just topple over?
Carbon Trading my Arse!
It's a money-making scam.
The only way to reduce 'Carbon Footprints'' (FFS) is to ban Firewalking.
"Hundreds and hundreds of issues."
Not this week- what was he running- potato?
I smell porkies.
Re: "I was hoping the first Post-Eadon Patch Tuesday......
"..."brain-deads" actually used to upvote him...."
Windows buyers voting EADON UP?
Don't like shitty smells?
Don't try to cover them up- stop making shit in the first place!
Re: Old news
Don't they have houses there yet?
Nah-not so popular, he's Jamie Oliver!
" I bet we'd all be hearing a different tune if that was windows 8 in the title..."
But only 2 people would be affected, so why bother?
Re: Why are you suprised?
Except people might like to buy a Honda Civic with tractor tyres- that would be awesome!
Unlike DoggedOS, which is not.
Re: I'll believe in a conspiracy...
" You rarely if ever hear the phrase "ew, the new orange on this hammer is so yucky, what a horror. I'm going back to bashing nails in with my head", do you?"
You do when it turns out that the 'hammer' you thought you were buying turns out to be an orange on a stick.
Re: Eadon hols?
Eadon is Sinofsky - he had to go as the terms of his golden parachute kicked in.
Re: the difference between them and a mere mortal
Did they let you kiss their awesome behind?
Re: What is Sky Go?
SkyGo, SkyDrive, SkyTrain.
Next? SkyDive.... (we can hope...)
Re: WTF is a train conductor
It's like a Bus Conductor, but on a train, see?
Re: More subtle than an axe
I see this as a public service, and a new way to enjoy boring train journeys!
Another nail in the MS Office Coffin...
Excellent! Full speed ahead, guys!
Re: So the "Vulcan" name was a bad candidate to begin with?
They must be out of their Vulcan minds!
Do Apple-toting baristas work in these 'Linux bistros'?
Re: I'll make the obvious comment.
- Mounties always get their man: Heartbleed 'hacker', 19, CUFFED
- Analysis Oh no, Joe: WinPhone users already griping over 8.1 mega-update
- Leaked pics show EMBIGGENED iPhone 6 screen
- AMD demos 'Berlin' Opteron, world's first heterogeneous system architecture server chip
- OK, we get the message, Microsoft: Windows Defender splats 1000s of WinXP, Server 2k3 PCs