2636 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re:Tell me, does the Surface still run Windows 8?
Up until the next upgrade...
...rivals are now quivering in the shadow of the new Surface machines.
Trying not to laugh out loud...
Re:I. Just. Need. Shit. To. Work.
And now you have some.
Student of Mouster Po.
Re: So teach them the words...
The fish hum because they are ... Surströmming!
Can't wait for the ink to dry on this one.
Just before the Govt decide to make such Car-park CCTV illegal.
Re: Fanboi is as fanboi does
"Somewhat surprisingly, one problem highlighted by McKinsey was interoperability with some office documents. But it was clearly noted that a simple update on all Linux desktops to the latest versions of OpenOffice could fix that particular issue.
A second study last year by the consultancy group found that a shift to a pure Windows environment on the German Foreign Office's desktop computers would be costly and work-intensive"
Facts, eh. Just as inconvenient as 'OOXML is a Standard' Standards...
I hope that-
is true for "pro-sumer" too.
Fanboi is as fanboi does
"...as the Germans found out when they tried the switch. Epic fail."
"A person who make a decision based on ideology or dogma is zealot aka "Fanboi"."
Yes, you do seem to fit the criteria of your own argument.
Re: MS will win
"OOXML (an ISO standard no less)"
Don't make me laugh, Fanboi.
Cheap good quality crap sells better than expensive low quality crap. Wow.
Apple still does well too with expensive high quality crap.
What was that word- fragmentation? Looks like MS has that to worry about, more than Android.
And landfill- another word that fits their disposable unloved slabs better than the competition.
Re: What a strange concept of pleasure you must have
"I can honestly say I've never enjoyed anything sufficiently to soil my underwear."
Then you have never had a decent curry.
Probably the ones with a similar size and mass...
Re: If only someone had told them..
"This is one side of a horse. the other side is much the same."
As any fule kno...
Well, it doesn't have many fans outside of it...
Well, gods don't run Windows.
Re: The new Microsoft
"They will have been doing this for years."
"...running round desperately (and badly) copying Google and Apple several years later."
Re: Ditch Windows, save the planet?
"Probably them all..."
That explains the state of the economy in a nutshell then...
Re: One question...
Because each type of phage eats one type of bacteria- nothing like antibiotics.
Someone has been holding back research on these.
Anyone wonder why?
Re: Just an idea
Right and wrong.
The future doesn't have Microsoft in it
If it did,it wouldn't be the future- just a bad and more expensive version of the past. .
Re: No point in saying you like W8 around here.
You just get slagged off as a heretic...
It's official- Win 8 is a religion.
Fire at will!
Re: Ashamed to say
Pen, is envy?
Get a Mac or an A3 pad..Windows has no future in Germany.
Re: Ashamed to say
"Christ, these people who bitch about Win8 are computer illiterates."
And yet, not stupid enough to like it. Funny that,
Re: Annoying - and not the OS
"Stop whining! Enjoy the bounty."
Not where MS are trying to shove it.
Re: Mircosoft makes 'Productivity Software' sound like an xymoron
an xymoron - an idiot with a graph.
Re: A tard...
Perhaps he was channeling Troy Tempest?
Re: No internet for the rest of the month ?
Come on, it's 2013, get a better OS provider
Re: Microsoft Partner Downloads
Windows Servers running Windows Server?
Re: And the answer to the Ultimate Question...
There were more than one of him? Who knew...
Re: Frequencies on the up..
"... live or dead flesh - hopefully only the latter would be found in microwave ovens :-)"
Just wait a few minutes, then this is true for all cases...
Re: how RETRO
Don't let mmeier hear you say that...
A vain attempt by MS to keep people awake at their latest new cloud release...
No backdoors, unlike MSDOS...
Re: I hope Snowden didn't eat anything they might have given him
"That way if he died naturally..."
He wouldn't care any more...
Re: You can put lipstick on a pig....people like me.
Grandmas, Trolls & Fanbois, then.
Re: Humans need not apply
"Imperials" - it is a US company...
Re: So tell us Mr. Branson
To make you jealous.
Re: extra flame
"Oh, that's just for added coolness. :-)"
Extra heat, shurely...
Re: Awesome soundtrack
If you watch it with the sound off, I swear you can hear the Thunderbirds theme...
Re: "anyone got any bat's blood?"
Re: Gates should be canonized
Do you mean tied to the front of a cannon? Just wondering...
Re: 'What exactly was Rupert drinking?'
Whatever it was, it needs more hemlock. This, with crossbones --->
We'll all be 3d world countries soon...
Re: Is it clever enough....
Aarg! A Badgerpheasant!
It's coming right at us! Twat it!
Re: D'you know how much a set of horse shoes cost nowadays?
have you seen the cost of MS licences?
Haven't you got a wiki to polish?
Re: How appropriate!
Pitbull vs Bullshit!
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- 'Regin': The 'New Stuxnet' spook-grade SOFTWARE WEAPON described
- Worstall @ the Weekend BIG FAT Lies: Porky Pies about obesity
- 'Snoopers' Charter IS DEAD', Lib Dems claim as party waves through IP address-matching