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Aiee! Access 10?
3915 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Aiee! Access 10?
"...the expense of creating, testing and debugging their own versions."
Well one out of three is something...
Where 'little gem' is an alias for Kohinoor Diamond
Off topic but...
"You really think your prattling would be of any interest to anyone? "
Why not? You do.
" I went to a privileged university with some of Them."
And if someone said to Them that you might be the next Kim Philby...?
Hope they sleep well.
No, I don't...
Another master sadly missed.
Fuck Off- and do it well.
(Apps are for toys.)
Windows 10 = Windows Vista Plus
Whether you work in IT for years,or not, installing Windows on any platform/brand has always been a crap shoot. It either works, or it wont and there is no fix for it, unless you are willing to pay for it yourself or wait until Redmond get round to it.
"Sew up your anus. Quick. While you still can."
Wow. The hoops you have to jump through to run Windows these days...
""Linux is in the hands of the "developers" and they don't care about end users."
"Microsoft is in the hands of the "developers" and they don't care about end users."
Didn't you get the memo, forced down your throat?
Or are you still on XP?
Happy-Like a dog with two docks?
Yellow 70's style sunglasses make you look like Bono.
"Well... Except Skegness..."
But...its so bracing!
"at what point do we officially recognise that 'guilty until proven innocent' is a thing of the past?"
You mean- 'a thing of the present'?
In the Appstore? Oh wait- that's the empty wasteland in WinApp world, isn't it?
Is that the other can on the end of the tramp's string? Aha...
...turn it off and on again?
"I enjoyed today's two-minute hate on MSFT!"
You were late...
That Virtual Dog, again?
- does it make a faint hum?
"Go for it hope you enjoy playing with toys"
No, he's moving away from Windows.
Film at eleven.
"I don't remember "Fly Fishing" having that much swearing in it."
It was withdrawn from general sale, I understand...
"...in a convenient suppository format!"
Wouldn't it just be Win10?
"Those who complain of nausea will be entered into an obligatory intense ipecac-based training program."
So spawning the next installation downloads of Windows.
Now the NSA*/AdMongers will be able to see what you are doing, too!
*Other spy TLAs are available.
No, I pulled a hamstring.
"Do you see BT burying fibre 6" underground along the pavement?"
No, I usually see them sitting on a little stool in a little stripy tent scratching their head because a week ago they were driving a delivery van.
Inertia for the intellect.
Hence- "They are quite dense." etc.
Damn! The strongest of all the forces!
"I have come from a dark matter world to probe some arse"
Sounds like marketing speak, to me.
I'm not angry- just because you don't understand networking, after all neither does Microsoft.
You are correct about your grammar, it does make you look a bit dim, when coupled with your zealotry.
You have my sympathy, however.
Perhaps Clippy can assist?
How can anyone take the rest seriously after that?
"Rather like a someone who keeps stalking his ex-girlfriend's facebook to insist that he's totally over her, and life has been so great since he left, and he's not fixated on her and he's happy tell everyone so, repeatedly."
No man, she's your girlfriend, and we actually said she was a dog.
"Yes, trying to use Windows as an OS won't work, believe me."
"You have not used Microsoft for 10 years so your opinion is useful BECAUSE ?"
He's no fool?
You have to install hounds from the Appy Store!
"PCs just aren't Xboxes."
"Using social media with intent?
What about caravans?"
No signal in them.
Dolores (May) Umbridge. Nee Palpatine.
"I reckon the mark of an angry deity is almost certainly a chihuahua on a hedge."
And a dim looking fat red cat- oh, sorry I thought you said 'on the edge'...
Cashier? In a cashless transaction...
To be fair- he may be using Win10 Enterprise.
Only spies during office hours...
So not like MS then.
A whole new raft of problems there.
The doors probably stay wide open, for starters...
wgetis broken and should DIE, dev tells Microsoft