2523 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
"No if only I could use that just once in our call logging system!"
You can- but only once...
"...the outcomes of 20.3 inverse femtobarns"
In other news-
Microsoft aquires a bargepole.
His ashes are in space- possibly clogging up satellite thrusters...
Re: Exact Change
Mary Whitehouse. Experience.
Re: Exact Change
That will keep them guessing.
But- a bottle of Islay Malt!
</You Poured it On a Fish?>
What to get?
Violence magnet Glasses or Blue Expensive Doorwedge?
Re: Virgin Media better warn their users then..
Sounds more like BT...
They did exist-
But the Bebo Blast blew then up!
Re: Get a grip!!!
"I use Yahoo! and am very happy."
I imagine you will be applying to have that comment forgotten, eventually...
"Do No Harm"
Google are doctors now?
Re: The Stasi
They only had three? Ah, good old fashioned E German efficiency!
Prices go up. Qualty goes down. Trolls keep buying MS shit.
Nothing to see here but gullible brown-nosed fools with too much (other people's) money and very little sense.
El Reg's SPB better watch out...
Re: New York or Los Angeles
Simple- 50Hz- not US. Record away and pile doom upon your enemies!
60Hz Probably US- Take more care- then record away. Pile doom carefully and with plausible deniability upon your enemies!
Re: Solar backyard
Perhaps a greenhouse?
Re: Wait, the screen is used for what?
"you get in one morning and it tells you there's been a software update and that new features are now available."
Hello- I wonder what this new stalk does...?
Re: 60 days of learning the harmonica
Rockall is surely the best place to send trainee harmonica players?
Re: When M$ inevitably pulls the standard non-recurring licence desktop version of Office ...
Idiots generally rely on large numbers of Addins and Macros.
I'm tempted to enter the draw.
I'd like to win a $500 hat.
probably runs Win8 though.
Maplin still hold the record for my fastest delivery I have ever experienced -
ordered something or other online at 2am (not much beer involved either) and it was on the doorstep by 9am The Same Morning...it was about 10 years ago though....
I was impressed.
This might just be-
the most truthiful article of all time.
Including the bit about the shouty bosses...
Re: Microsoft 101
Network Problem? Microsoft Networking (sic)? NetBIOS or NetBEUI?
Re: Special Needs
A Jammy Dodger would be nice.
As would a Nice.
Re: Special Needs
That way lies trouble. Other biscuits are available. Try a HobNob?
Re: Human Brain in ability to separate formal and informal communications shocker!
As any fule kno...
Re: Nokia 3310
If you have to but the battery into the phone, it's probably in the wrong way......
" a piece of piss, on Windows"
FTFY- Obviously is describing Win8...
Which system will Barclays run this on?
The Win2k or NT4Server farm?
Re: I think I'm going to move to hidden cave in the mountains and become a hermit...
"I think my next project will ..."
Attract people looking for an illegal rave?
Re: oh ... ISIS!!!!
Good Friday stuff!
'Connect with me on ButtPlugg!'
Now I have a new sig...
In a word-
Big plug fell out-
of the NSA rack.
Needs a kick back in. Sorted soon...
Just say no.
Trolling the big boys- if the big boys say no, what are you gonna do?
What if they don't pay? Stop them selling?
Once the customers get riled up, you are toast.
You are in Luxembourg, not China...
Re: The internet of fridges
"...you will find a lever at the top of the fridge which can be operated manually instead of by the door to switch off the light."
Only when the door is open...
I also want a flux capacitor, and I want it six months ago, just before the thunderstorm.
Re: Needs a jingle.
Battery (to the nipples) included.
Not to mention-
Bloody "Queue Caution"
it means NOTHING!
"Legislation is coming in to stipulate that electric cars must make a car-like noise..."
No- electric cars should go quietly 'veep-veep-veep-veep' as they go bu. q.v The Jetsons.
Or have no wheels.
EEK- Alan Brown beat me to it... :)
Re:we drive on the left in the UK.
Yes. The left side is the right side.
Re: Driverless car
"whoever an angry Assyrian deity chose to put close to the accident.."
Tiamat hates trains. Don't fuck with him.
Re: Entirely tangential
"You love Chinese food. Why not wait a while and buy more?"
Re: The Daleks are coming!!!
"Can't climb stairs eh. Well that didn't stop the Daleks from ruling over half the galaxy."
They just ruled the bottom half...
Re: From reading the sample above linked by DioDesign
Slightly OT... Is it DioDesign or DiodeSign?
That would thow an AI.
Re: Or could it be...
Perhaps- But "the more they tighten their grip,the more systems will slip though their fingers..."
Re: I am the man
Tetris: A metaphor for life.
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- Students hack Tesla Model S, make all its doors pop open IN MOTION
- BBC goes offline in MASSIVE COCKUP: Stephen Fry partly muzzled
- PROOF the Apple iPhone 6 rumor mill hype-gasm has reached its logical conclusion
- US judge: YES, cops or feds so can slurp an ENTIRE Gmail account