If it's too hot-
try blowing on it...
3081 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
try blowing on it...
Just because they can is no reason for you to roll over.
When you are on your knees, they can ask to to do other things...
"Oh, Another Systemd dig..."
Yep- keep digging until the hole is big enough to bury the bastard* like an old white dogshit.
*systemd or it's 'creator' - you choose.
"Does Windows 10 come with a nice song?"
Or the Yankees...
present 'grey'hats with a job offer they can't refuse?
That's what TV tells us...
On a larger scale- a VAX 11/730 ( IIRC) test machine in a little office.
When the aircon failed over the weekend, the disk drive (huge box the size of a washing machine, about 50Mb...) started to squeal. Eventually the disk stopped rotatating, just as we came in.
Fearing the worst, a quick shutdown was in order.
After the AC was fixed, the VAX started up without any complaint and kept running thereafter.
Servers? Wimpy little tin boxes... :)
Magnets in the road, coil on the vehicle!
"Any chance of getting the functionality into a tie pin?"
Or clipped to a ring, or cufflinks... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069125/
"What are you two on about?"
"For users, it's a minor irritation."
Sounds like a good Win 10 description!
..and Enterprise users, who can pay volume licensing fees and can be treated like cash-cows."
Are you still posting on your Surface, dogged? Does the touch screen actually work when covered in flecks of foamy spittle?
Where's the poodle icon?
Worst Update EVAR!!!
"It was shit."
Cortina Mk2 or Cortana Mk1?
a world of "endless, pointless knobbing around..."
"Or just a street come to think of it) where they can mingle with each others and leave the filthy heretics and their sinful ways alone."
"Think I'll go smoke some more crack now."
Go and ask foir some at 10 Downing St- I think they have loads.
You could have used the Paris icon!
Is the pigs they should have beenwatching.
Now we'll need to nuke them from catapults, with mutant Birds, that are artificially stimulated to Angryness...
Surely it's evident- an apology for an OS would be accompanied by an apology for a browser...
Begun, these Drone Wars have...
"Microsoft's creepy doll."
" Every single teenager in the (XBOX) world..."
Seems a lot of bother.
Why not just wait, and hate it for what it is?
As in '"Express elevator to Hell- going down!" ?
Are you suggesting Win 10 as a suppository?
Come on- you can't pin this one on Ballmer!
As practiced by supermarkets and drug dealers worldwide
Beat me to it!
Spam spam spam spam, etc.
You say that like it is a bad thing, Jake.
It's all grist to the The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
From the FructiferousBugwriter Beast of Redmond!
is demeaning to Igors (Ygors too).
Well, to shut up the debate, we could agree that the 'dwarf' bit is silent, and just call Pluto a ... planet.
Or we could invoke Stallman and call it GNU/Pluto - that would certainly lead to it being called a planet by most people, just like now.
After all, to paraphrase a wise elephant- "A planet's a planet, no matter how small..."
"My god- It's full of jugglers!"
"Often people get sharepoint out of the box and install it in a single server....yada yada yada..."
So it needs immense resources to even just work- why not stick it in The Cloud where we can all ignore it and get on with some work?
...or those who should probably appear in the dock at some point.
what to do if you want to make life hell for all your employees...
Lock them into MS 'products'.
You mean 'well rolled in glitter.'
unfinished mobile OS is Finished?
It's bigger than, older than and 1000 lightyears away from Earth... so not quite what was speculated above.
Don't forget to take the wrapper off first...
The ice is MOLTEN!!! eleventy-one!
Dooooooomed, we are all!
"...whack it in the head with a priest."
Naw- give the squirrel and the priest an axe, and let them fight it out!
And the only time planes are in the news is when they are in bits/on fire/missing.
Horses for courses? (They can carry batteries safely, so that's a possibility...)
Not just a dvd in a cereal box, but now it can be a usb stick in a Kinder egg *
*Not available in US...
"What is different about the behaviour of these vehicles which contradicts the following drivers' expectations?"
They unexpectedly follow the rules of the road?
Let's hope they never run Windows, then.