2637 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: 5 mW?
He no drunk, he Il.
Let's vote on breaking up the EU gravy train?
(NOT a Kipper)
Re: Blind leading the blind
"Never mind that she also appears to be the daughter of Wurzel Gummidge."
Ms May IS Emperor Palpatine. The photo in the article proves it.
Re: If you want real brand-name-association,
I can smell something...
Has somebody opened a cow?
Re: Microsoft's just released its November rollup
"odd...I got it a few days ago."
That's due to a bug...
Re: NBA - National Butty Association
"...but ye cannae tak' our fried goods!"
"4. The cupboard under the stairs."
Why- Are you keeping a young wizard in there?
Re: Anyone seen "Burn After Reading" ?
Burn after Reading - label on festival tents.
"...the state's Cyber Civilian Corp (IT experts trained in security incident response) would be expanded to a dozen teams..."
From no teams, at present.
Re: What do they do?
You mean, of course- can they power a flying car?
Dont use ISIS- move to OSPF or EIGRP...
How to control your multi-colour newspaper printing plant with a Petite typewriter.
Re: Not a new idea...
...just waiting for Sandra Bullock...
Not to worry-
Her post will be replaced with Multi-faith Spiritual Advisor.
Re: Does this mean
"So, you dont use Windows, MS office or anything MS created legally then...."
or At All.
Bureaucrats And How To Annoy Them-
(Actually by Patrick Moore OBE, RIP)
A sterling work.
Re: Your article is in bad taste, Jasper
Not so much bad taste- but it does make you sound like you have a Brylcreemed side parting...
Braille is encryption
Perhaps he would like to start there?
Re: SPOTTED THE DELIBERATE MISTAKE
9/11 or 11/9- let us not forget the terrible day.
Manchester dogs home was torched.
Re: Not a lard arse
Hmm. Hundreds of satellites, or parts of some sort of metallic suits...?
(No, not bloody cybermen Mk 2...)
Re: The Doctor, poised to kill the Master.
But!- at least The Doctor now is free of the mawkish Doctor Cult that was starting to weigh him down about 'Am I good or not?'; thanks David Tennant for keeping that one one going...
Also- bloody Rose Tyler didn't stick her nose in at the last minute.
"When you think of another way, let us know.2
how about ----- >
Had their coffee supply cut off recently, or have they just started spouting weird crap?
Re: Something lost in the translation?
I can see why you're worried about sodomy.
You're an arsehole.
You want me-
-to bring in my own kit, to use for work. And you want to pay me less...?
How about Stalk.
"...map of earth with north at the top is a man-man view of the world ..."
But if North isn't at the top, the writing is upside-down...
Re: Cockneys don't stick to either...
"you can expect RemoteIE to hang or crash randomly."
Wow. It is an accurate test-bed then?
"Simon is my hero. He says and does all of the things we wish we could say and do."
-more than just once...
A sad day.
Following on from the loss of Antares, the very sad loss of a test pilot for Virgin.
My thoughts are with his family, the survivor and his kin, and with Mr Branson, and his staff who I know will feel this deeply.
Honour goes to those who put themselves forward to see what lies over the horizon.
The list of the brave has sadly gained another name on the Wall of remembrance.
Ad astra per ardua.
No-one ever said it would be easy. Sometimes it can be very hard indeed.
Re: I'll save you some time...
True...yes, you may well be...neither would I.
Flame retardant polyester slacks?
Re: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...
"Last time I tried Linux and attempted to install Firefox..."
Meanwhile, in the 21st Century...
Sindbad ditches Old Man of the Sea, escapes to a Prosperous Future Life.
Re: a thought
"It is because a large segment of the population isn't Christian."
But neither are they related to Pilgrims...
All Powerpoint docs should be treated as somewhat malicious...
it's a seething radioactive hell - you can't take nuclear power out there and pollute it!
Re: It definitely makes sense
"breed some squid...They are smaller than us..."
Jesus- how big are you?
Re: Blocking the Pirate Bay Worked So Well...
"Who advises the idiots in charge, more idiots?"
It seems that it is idiots all the way down.
Re: That had me worried
"...a fleet of small drone aircraft moving closer and then tightening nuts and lubing aileron actuators, as they flew along."
Now that would be cool!
Re: hold on...
"... or why crayons couldn't be used to design something that changes the world."
You always manage to get Windows Metro in somehow...
In other news-
Sheep eat grass.
Is dustbin day...
Re: Who defines terrorist ?
"Actually there is a very clear and well defined line."
Thanks for that. Now will someone please inform these fuckers in charge? Ta.
In other words-
France declares war on Internet for not being all in French.
Re: Manchester is not northen
You do know what they say about Edinburghers in Aberdeen, don't you?
Re: Are Eccles Cakes subject to the appellation controlée laws?
"Nope, no British cakes are subject to laws restricting where they can be made."
It's an outrage, I tell you! What good is the EU then?
Meh- Mostly Cheshire. Southern softies, hardly grim at all.
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