1800 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
A cross between a Berk and a Cow, perhaps?
Re: Commentards Confess
I confess! Can I have a seat in mine?
Re: If I were Google
If I were Balmer
I'd buy some ARP tin hats and fire buckets...and sandbags.
Re: Primitive Food Replicator
Earl Grey. Hot.
That should do it.
SHINY GLITTERY M$ TURD FAIL!!!
Re: More than half?
"There are more Windows 8 users than Linux on desktop users combined...in my bedroom."
Yoint Fotojrafix Eexperts Jroup, noe?
Re:Hopefully no one's working on a Lawgiver like Judge Dredd's that explodes...
Hopefully they are!
Re: There's plenty of room for the OS on Xbox One to be snappier than the OS on PS4
Bear in mind that one of them is a Microsoft OS.
Re: Phase IV
Just squirt them with different coloured paint!
Anyone have any idea just what that was about??
The models were wrong? Say it's not so!
GIGO- as true today as it's always been...
The future, as usual, is disappointing...
Space1999- 14 years late and woefully underfunded, was a failure.
Cheaper to wait- £10 for the cart, £10 for the donkey to pull it, £10 for the shovel and £2 for the six survivors to dig out the bits.
It's part of a montage-
Expect jumping, biting and snarling clips next.
Like the title sequences of The Six Million Dollar Man...
Re: Never accuse Murdoch
Of not telling it like he wants you to think it is.
Re: 'You do do evil!' vs "Copyright minster: Google- better access to No 10 than me"
Emerging Markets? You do know that's predator speak for Easy Prey?
Re: Let's see
£5k- that could get you some iPhones for tactical comms...
Re: It's almost as if the marketers have realised that those garish rectangles are deterring people
No shift key on W8 keyboards?
"The best just got better......" The new Galaxy S4.
Would anyone make hardware specifically for an 'operating system; that doesn't support it's features?
And conversely why not support hardware that was built for your OS specially?
Something doesn't add up in MS world. But that has happened before too...
A Ye Olde Shoppe
Is a "Ye Olde Shoppe".
I don't see your problem with this meme.
Re: Shoddy reporting
The steak was later found to be Horse, with a fake ID
There's nothing wrong with sporks- they do a good job as a spoon, and a reasonable fork impression.
Win 8 on the other hand...
Re: Its not very anonymous is it..My career as an MP is over.
No it isn't- it's going pretty much as people expect!
Re: Well its a proof of concept.
Not so cheap... $2 worth of ABS costs $1000 in printerland...
Welcome to El Reg
I take it you are new here...
Dropping the 3d printer on them
Is more likely to kill someone than this gun, so perhaps they should be banned.
Re: mirror-universe counterpart.
With evil goatee....
is there such a word as 'Underkill' ?
Re: Love it
But it's iOS!!
Re: No doubt some wintards think that the sun does get rebooted, that's what night is.
I need new brew now!
Re:Just tattoo an IP address to my face
I agree- but not mine...
Re:Their goods are undeniably higher quality as well*
I deny that
. £5 for two baking spuds.... right....oh, they've been washed so the help doesn't have to... ok then!
You can buy food in M&S for under £20 ?
Re: You are not going to connect an xbox directly to the internet
Er, XBox owners...
Re: Not worth it
People pay for Photoshop? Who knew?
Re: I suppose...
And I'm sure Andrex Labrador owners are glad they have something else to wipe their arses on other than a WinPhone...
Re: Telemetry Bullshit
Wallet Garden! +1 for truth!
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