"...the average speed of a UK broadband connection of 24 megabits per second (Mb/s)"
Funny! Tell us another one!
3459 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Funny! Tell us another one!
But a bit sloooooow...
"MS no longer have a viable business product.""
MS never had a viable business product.
Smoke and mirrors and shitty code.
Another one bites the dust. (Or several hundreds of thousands...)
A giant catflap in the blast doors.
" I will continue to travel this country and fight for those Americans who refuse to settle for cheap ink."
HP used to be great.
all other crime has been solved, so now plod has to manufacture some.
Oh- that's not new, is it?
If it has exhaust ports, it is vulnerable. Say to a small squadron of x-wing fighters...
Sometimes you can be right, even if you don't want to be.
"I just noticed I got a bronze badgey....."
Now you are a Bronze Badger!
Used to be a thing- who knew? It was often a bar snack...
The decline of 'The Suit'.
Ol' Prune face the Sid James Impersonator?
As did I...
If you're not part of the problem, you're part of the precipitate...
"Is this more than a solution looking for a problem?"
A contact-lens solution? Naw- we already have that...
"g-mail which uses the browser spell checker."
IE by any chance?
When they can rely on bribery.
Rectangular PRISM sats?
"Do they really know what this will be used for?"
Dozens of small cube-shaped astronauts. Or pork.
Or square pigs?
"Holovision looks like the dogs bollocks too..."
Hairy and dangly and make you look odd if fastened to your face?
Go to app, long press- go to play store- press menu- untick auto update.
For now. So was Skype...
Shouldn't the guy in the picture get a new beard as he no longer has a beard?
" Windows 10 is working great. UI is almost exactly the same as Windows 10."
That's a giant leap for OS kind.
"I would willingly sell my house and all its contents to help Microsoft."
Click here to accept this new EULA.
" I don' t see that happening in Western countries."
"...then ordering up some beer."
This is the part that you don't want to take time.
There's an election brewing in the good ol' US... 'morality' rears it's sleepy head.
to raise a Digit or two to this bill.
Of Corporate Bobbins.
Yet Another Govt IT Foulup.
- MS security? Makes G4S look fabulous.
Where's the 'Bowl of Petunias' icon?
... a big picture of T May.
This is better- Banana && Raspberry PI!
Really need to be put out to pasture.
"I'm fairly sure that:
A. Some one did a cost benefit analysis."
I'm fairly sure you are wrong on that count.
"PS. It says its a surface the OS isn't specified... it could be running Linux for all you know."
I would stake the GNP of the UK on it not.
What's wrong with paper, or ebony and ivory balls?
More £££ bleeding to MS by TPTB.
Looking at the High Street, the hippos are still living here...
MKUltra- Don't they make 13A plugs...?
"Any mysterious and invisible energy or substance in our environment..."
That makes me sad.
How about Pluto Zero?
No, no, no no,no!
It must be Planet Ten- else what of Planet X?
Also, no matter how large it is, it will probably be classed as a 'Dwarf, Elf or Gnome World.
Pluto is a bloody planet. Get over it. Planet #9.
"It should be dubbed SkyNet tho"
...to start that sentence with "chan-"
"US space flight firm World View has announced it'll be launching the balloon-lofted passenger podule from a new facility in its home state of Arizona, dubbed "Spaceport Tucson"."
just like LOHAN...
'OS' X, 10 , 1010 release.
It's this decade's 'Turbo'. Bloody lazy marketeers!
(Never mind anything '2000' either!!)
It's a cloud- but it's leaving rapidly...
""Jupiter's gone into Orion, and come into conjunction with Mars,
Saturn is wheeling across infinite space to its preordained place in the stars,
And I gaze at the planets in wonder, at the trouble and time they expend,
All to warn me to be careful, in dealings involving a friend"
so in short, you may want to take an umbrella with you tomorrow. Summary- Rain of Fire.