2605 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: I'll save you some time...
True...yes, you may well be...neither would I.
Flame retardant polyester slacks?
Re: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...
"Last time I tried Linux and attempted to install Firefox..."
Meanwhile, in the 21st Century...
Sindbad ditches Old Man of the Sea, escapes to a Prosperous Future Life.
Re: a thought
"It is because a large segment of the population isn't Christian."
But neither are they related to Pilgrims...
All Powerpoint docs should be treated as somewhat malicious...
it's a seething radioactive hell - you can't take nuclear power out there and pollute it!
Re: It definitely makes sense
"breed some squid...They are smaller than us..."
Jesus- how big are you?
Re: Blocking the Pirate Bay Worked So Well...
"Who advises the idiots in charge, more idiots?"
It seems that it is idiots all the way down.
Re: That had me worried
"...a fleet of small drone aircraft moving closer and then tightening nuts and lubing aileron actuators, as they flew along."
Now that would be cool!
Re: hold on...
"... or why crayons couldn't be used to design something that changes the world."
You always manage to get Windows Metro in somehow...
In other news-
Sheep eat grass.
Is dustbin day...
Re: Who defines terrorist ?
"Actually there is a very clear and well defined line."
Thanks for that. Now will someone please inform these fuckers in charge? Ta.
In other words-
France declares war on Internet for not being all in French.
Re: Manchester is not northen
You do know what they say about Edinburghers in Aberdeen, don't you?
Re: Are Eccles Cakes subject to the appellation controlée laws?
"Nope, no British cakes are subject to laws restricting where they can be made."
It's an outrage, I tell you! What good is the EU then?
Meh- Mostly Cheshire. Southern softies, hardly grim at all.
Words fail me...
Re: continuing the trend
But if you use "Windows" they sic the DMCA on you.
So Winblows, Microsucks etc seem to be legitimate alternatives...
What you do when pissed.
Re: Have to laugh
"What's a lepricorn?"
One of the new Astrological signs for left handed people.
Or a side door?
“Insiders” have delivered “over 200,000” pieces of feedback.
A lot of keystrokes, there.
Re: Active Sites versus All Sites
"Microsoft have over a third of reported on web sites on the planet running IIS."
Just what is the colour of the sky on your planet, anyway? Most of the IIS servers that aren't just linkfarms are probably needed to host the 'help' files for the atrocious ribbon based Windows applications.
Or is it -
A GNU Herd thing?
Re: We've all been there
MS can't stop producing the Surface because of the 'tiles' concept.
Ballmer needs enough units to tile the roof of his stadium.
Re: Team America!
We are at war with the USA government. We have always been at war with the USA government.
Nice of them to finally tell us.
"I know that always working 16 hours a day without receiving overtime pay has taken its toll on my looks, but... if that's what is on offer, you can stick your job up your bum. I don't work for nothing. I'm an engineer, not an idiot."
Funny how you never see them both together...
Re: They should play to their real strengths...
and call it Microsoft Zero.
Re: speaking as a member of the cow-herd fraternity
And the lunar jumping over...
Can you hear that sound?
It's Windroids salivating and Fisher-Price Programmers rushing to comment.
Will they get here before the exploit is patched...
Re: And here we go again...
I suggest TOR honeypots filled with Stuxnet derivatives.
Let the FBI eat cake.
Still not ready for the desktop.
Re: ok then
IIRC there was once a ceratin type of high speed line printer that did tend to catch fire in the event of a paper jam.
Also, 8008 an early microprcessor, fnar fnar. ( only funny on a 7 segment display)
s there no end to this?
What can we do, apart to refuse to be part of it.
Re: dig ntlworld.com mx
" the Virgin problem is managerial rather than technical."
Sounds like another round of Technical Redundancies.
Re: From the archives, 1999
As if anyone would run an autonmous car on windows,nevermind Google.
Re: Just one question
Rockets are tall?
Re:fanboys. We should strangle them all and improve the species.
Er, that's you dead then.
Re: Great looking phone...
Thanks for using thw not used by command term 'metro ux.'
Really adds weight and credibility to your opinion...
Re: Collective Delusion.
Bald is a bona fide hair colour, too.
Re: Its no Rasberry Pi
Chalk and Cheese.
One is a fully fledged computer with myriad uses and millions (?) of users.
The other is a Windows SBC...
Re: Easy pezee
Thanks- here is your £143,000 retainer fee.
Re:same major incident plan
..."- they would put in place the same major incident plan that they use for natural disasters, terrorism or civil unrest."
Hide until the peasants are all dead.
85% of the City of London runs on claret.
As for what GCHQ runs on- who's bullshitting now?
Re: Total Inability To Support Usual Performance (TITSUP)
Absolutely! Best Heading and Acronym Evar!
Re: 512K Day?
640k is enough day for anyone!
That's what happens when you run a cloud on millions of Surfaces...
Re: Very interesting
Openreach? Twinned with Mos Eisley (q.v.)
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