2250 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
Re: high end porta-johns...
Buzzer goes off, punter pulls up pants and looks down into hole, only to see a small child splashing there below.
"Funny," he thinks, "I don't remember eating that..."
Re: Spoilsport though I know I'm being...
The message is obvious.
Re: Watch yer backs
"companies are already swarming round it like flies to shit..."
Because it's already dead?
Re: iPad vs plastic trinkets
One is a garish plastic toy and the other one is a stimulating infant bauble....
Windows is only free-
If your time is worth the square root of fuck-all.
Re: I had to Google how to find the Control Panel...
"Right click the start button (bottom left hotcorner if 8.0)..."
With a finger ??
Re:Re: It may be harsh...
Send him a bricked XBone.
This common phrase is due for it's own icon.
That is all.
Re: On behalf of San Francisco natives everywhere...
Re: No, Liam, I won't be using a fondleslab as my primary computer.
Are you six, mmeier?
The wages of sin, and all that-
But still, a horrible way to go.
Re: Amazon Skeet
Isn't this a far more elegant solution than blasting away uselessly away at the sky like a drunken redneck?
How many failed Amazon deliveries would it take before I was allowed to call in an airstrike on the neighbours?
Huh. There are plenty of 'pieces of sporting equipment' that make good weapons;
even the target gun that you seem to despise would bring a new perspective to you if someone wrapped one around your ear.
Some people can kill you with almost anything, it just takes a little imagination.
Re: "There are plenty of things to accuse MS of..."
"...being clueless about networking really isn't one of them"
Yes it is. As true now as it always has been.
NETBUI, NETBIOS; netbollocks.
Re: just another conference
"What's not to like?"
What's not to like?? Manbearpig, that's who! You seem to have forgotten the whole point of these conferences- Manbearpig!
I'm super cereal!
Re: these fans ...
As do the bumblebee's wings...
"right minded American Redneck"
Where's the Oxymoron icon?
Re: Turn the debil off ...
You can't beat them.
But that's no reason to make it easy for them.
Re: Who to truly believe
"To overcome a force one utilises a greater force."
Unfamiliar with the concept of judo then?
As for the rest....
Re: outlook.com too
Who would notice that? Spammers?
Can I get one-
With a bluetooth Cybertash?
Or better yet- a Bluebeard!
Talk about dream jobs...
Re: It's not news, it's the latest Twitter scandal
It's called Plausible Deniability - hence the similarity of the names...
re:What if a part in the 3D printer breaks?
You print another one, and then the police claim it's part of a gun.
Re: "Which part of "Foundation" did you not comprehend?"
Well, the second book dragged on a bit...
Re: Oi Murdoch!
At least two people like to pay more for less, I see.
Do you charge less the more filtered your feed is?
Sod off now, you odious crinkly worm.
Re: Let the whining
I stand, pleasantly surprised!
Keep up the high standard of well reasoned commenting - the bridge dwellers slumber on, it seems...
Let the whining
Re: Watch the fees rise.
There is an agreement- MS don't hike the prices.
Poundland shift Win8.1 and Surface....
Re:"Does it make a good mixer with Scotch?
:Wrong series- sounds more like the joyless STNG Synthohol.
Besides- it'll never get a licence - it's a 'legal high" Shock Horror Probe!!
Expect Prof Nutt to end up in jail for this...
Re: Arduino action
Why not get both- they go together well.
But for 'electronics engineers'- the software really is overkill.
Re: Sub standard
" Playmobile reconstructions..."
It's been a while- far too long...
Re: unlike you I have had sex with another person
Close relatives don't count - unless up to twenty, on their toes...
Re: Acme Products?
"ACME products? I'm 80% ACME products!"
NSA- anexample of:-
North American Insecurity or Unsecurity?
"Baal is a three-headed demon with a spider's body and tonnes of spider legs,"
- it's a European conspiracy...
Re: US$74 Million
Rather less Pork, in India. They prefer and revere, the beef.
Re: Part of the problem...
The trouble with politics:- Too much ordinance, not enough ordnance.
Not even in the US...
Re: Warming of rivers used for coolant by reactors
And how much for other generating plant- as opposed to windmills etc?
I had one of these-
But it cost 50p and squirted water out of the hole when you squeezed it.
Now it's here!
Selling banking- run!
Re: BOFFINS: BILLIONS OF EARTH-LIKE LIFE-FRIENDLY ALIEN WORLDS IN GALAXY
"... Itanium; it is NOT in the periodic table of elements."
oddly, neither is Euphonium- the element all 'brass' instruments are made of...
Perhaps they are more common on these other Earths?
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