Re: Hitler is a bit extreme.
How about Mao, then?
2780 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
How about Mao, then?
I was hoping for something about 1 to 20m long...
To prevent mould from the damp seats growing in the raw arse-scratches the crinkled shiny loo-paper would inflict...
"99.9% of trading floors with vast values at risk seem to not have any issues in using Excel...Do tell us more?"
So that's the cause of recessions pinned down then.
Oh, it's you. Again.
"When will you lot realise Linux/OSS/LibreOffice is of very little interest to anyone other than a very special kind of person."
When will you and your whiny cohorts realise that MS 'products' are of no interest to anyone at all; like the shiny toilet paper of old- nobody wanted it, but it was foisted upon all. A few fetishists still buy it for the pain, but to everyone else it is an increasingly unnecessary pain in the arse.
So take your MS crapware and use it in the same way- there are alternatives now, and they are quilted.
"Check your privilege."
I bet you look great in a thong...
Hence the use of the cringeworthy Business or Business Casual Wear.
As seen in used Car Salesrooms and The Dock in courts around the land.
Wheres the tech kudos in looking like that?
"Everything is things."
Except when they are Objects. Where do Containers fit into this?
_The Big Bank Theory_
Isn't that a documentary about the birth of the Monopolyverse?
I can see more landowners turning them away for 1/10th of the rent they get now for the nasty towers.
Networks have Netadmins...
Give all IT staff a free Tesla Roadster and a charging point at work.
UPS and happy staff.
grumbling amongst the disenfranchised...
How convenient. Gerrymandering is such an unpleasant word...
"They're dead. What we do makes no difference to them."
A bit like your servers (if you have any) now that you have effectively cut them off from anyone who isn't you.
Let's make this happen!
"Nope - you still can't run Halo or Titan Fall on Linux...."
Because it's an OS not a games platform with a dodgy office suite?
In the Uk they will soon be limited to 20MPH (10 in cities) so won't be able to get off of the ground - if the LibDems get in, of course... pfft.
I'll get my cape-
"Why does the brain dead approach have to be trotted out every time. "
I don't know. Why do you do it?
Sorry, the Apple page is elsewhere...
Phone number :+441625 545 745
They work for us...so why not?
Hehhe - First the Jesusphone, now this.
I hope Apple get into kitchen gadgets. I can't wait for the coming of the Holy Toast...
Are the Pictures? (oh, in the linky... a bit dry though... /edit)
Idoitti? What is he on?
of the Elder Things.
The price of Yachts goes ever upwards.
Amen to that!
"Is that what we want, a future filled with crappy products, made so for the sake of recycling?"
Better than the present, where we have crappy products that are almost unrecyclable.
Nobody called it "The Grauniad"...
" modularising Windows and allowing you to ditch the crap you don't need and don't want."
Or you could just buy a blank disk.
This new transport system scares me - IP!
Your star will always be of a greater magnitude than those around them, in their respective local cluster, of course.
Perhaps it will be announcing a new Blue/Black colour scheme to complement the existing Gold/White one.
Appletards will of course, buy both...
It's ATOMIC POWERED!!
Whizz for Atomms!
An enormous geode!
We are being robbed blind by the blind leading the blind?
Cosmic enormo-pucker, perhaps.
Good for you- how's that writing award shelf coming on?
"...end customer is using windows 8 and Office that’s what you use."
CS's End Customer is using his eyeballs. It's the bloody middleman that's using Worm.
Ep 1 to 3, yes...
" "Oh look Planet Y has more fuel / food than us and we want some. Lets take it."
Oh look Planet Y has fuel / food. Lets take it.
Oh look Planet Y. Lets take it.
T THTHY 2
"Says the AC who can't distinguish between AI and I"
A Virtual Haile Selassie...hmmm
> I wonder how long until they end up like all monopolies, fat and lazy.
I say it happened at least 5 years ago and I believe this is a fair assessment, others will argue for 10 years.
Every time they start to look fat and lazy, they Photoshop themselves...
Need to do what they are told.
They work for us.
"...and 'is there a God?'"
There is now... bzzzt.
Please kill me!
It is time to drop this 'Digital' bollocks?
Amstrad != PC
Lord Sugar != Sid James
Is incompatible with systemd, I'd say go for it.