2406 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
To be renamed 'South Park'...
Re: @ Winkypoop @Don Jefe
"What's wrong with the Royal Family?"
That's a whole new kettle of worms.
Isn't a hamlet a baconated piglet?
TFM says This is a Developers Version.
Then- We've done as much as we can with it. See what you can fix for us. Thanks. MS.
Re: At the risk of being downvoted
"...just as long as it works for them"
So not at the moment then?
Re: Windows 8.x is used in the enterprise?
Yes, but only the one with Captain Archer.
" Microsoft best kept ITPro secret: SCOrch"
Hahahah... Nice one.
In other news: Win9 ALREADY obsolete!
There are a lot of these MS 'Insights'
Do they all end with "Exit through the bridge shop"?
Re: At last!
And a checkered band- it needs a checkered band, just below the nose cone!
Re: What's the big deal?
Got a toilet door, AC?
I want a USB oven!
Re:the bottom of the port
Which might be on the left, or the right hand side..or the top; which may be underneath.
Re: A bug in a library is always worse, but...
"Who in their right mind is still running web sites on Windows 2000?"
Who in their right mind is still running web sites on Windows ?
re:That's why the top speed is limited to 86MPH
To avoid time-travel problems!
Re: Moody Planes
It's not gravity, it's the ground trying to kill you.
Re: Wiped out species in existence?
"... they would have been clustered around smokers in the deep ocean..."
So after the apocalypse, life will begin again outside offices and in shelters outside of pubs.
Re: "or similar..."
Sadly the other camera fell right in the dark centre of the other of the two luminous rings,which were briefly projected at the rover from a strange rocky projection on the far hilltop.
Together with the luminous circles was a very deep audio signal that was also unfortunately missed by the onboard microphone, apparently wittering on about something concerning 'Mysterons' or some such gibberish... probably just the Martian wind...
Now back to NASA spokesperson, Captain Black, in Mission Control.
Re: Alleluia, he's Saved!
Repeat after me:- The Web is not The Net.
I had the free service- it worked, then stopped.
I started again, and paid. It stopped working. I contacted them.
I gave up on Dying DNS.
Re: yes, I do know vacuum cleaners don't function in, er, vacuum.
But they do... clean it, right?
Re: Good on the kid for figuring this out, but
Isn't that the same technique that gave us TIFKAM?
Re:"Try them both on a 13" retina display..."
You have 13" eyes? Are you a squid?
Re: None of this changes anything
"We are not the modern equivalent of car-fiddling 20 somethings who brag about tiny inconsequential tweaks that took hours to sort out."
So stop installing 3d party fixes for W8's shortcomings and bragging about it.
Re: We have all experienced Schrödinger's USB stick
All cables have the plug on upside-down. It's a natural law.
Re: Die Techie Scum
Ha- beat me to it- German techno Band...
Re: Please make it optional... some people aren't idiots
Original desktop too hard for some people, it seems; love W8...
Re: You MS haters are amusing!
MS- you are just being Siri now.
"Cortana is powered by Bing,"
Holly has an IQ of 5000.
We all know how that turned out.
Re: Just to be pedantic
So- are the leggy fuckers toxic, or not?
Re: Russian national?
" Which will look amazingly like Win 8.1 but without the suck."
The look is a major part of the suck. It is tightly integrated...
Re: WHY because Why waste that old Hardware, its bad for Planet Earth.
"Can Ubuntu control a lathe?"
Yes, it can.
Re: Stay with Win7
The Win9 Start Button will probably just be a PayPal button that says "Give cash to Microsoft".
And you'll have to press it on a daily basis.
Re: breaking news
It's breaking, bad. (ly)
"We have filed a request with the government in the hope of launching our own petition demanding that British politicians ban the use emojis altogether."
Re: Are you insane?
"Like performance and security features - yeah what a waste of time."
Well it's not like they actually did anything...
Re: The comments posted here should be on SNL in the US. You Brits ROCK!
You're welcome. Please pass on our complements to your countrymen in Redmond for their comedy stylings also.
Re: When will the next name change be?
$500,000 would get them the Smart Price or Tesco Value branding- that would be better.
"... compatibility with previous versions..."
MS Office- Crap yesterday, crap tomorrow. You can rely on it.
Because there is nothing on my Lumia...
Round up all the users in the centre of a field and put a big chain around them.
Re: Choice versus forced...
"It was pretty obvious that Microsoft software was designed"
Ah- I can see your problem right there...
Re: What is it with Americans
It'll be fine unless a Trenco or a zwilnik's bomb gets under the leading edge...
My list of people who can Fuck Right Off grows daily.
Ledgett is on it.
There I was...
Diggin' this 'ole
'Ole in the ground,
Big and sort of round it was-
And then I found myself surrounded by the Plod, M'lud.
Re: Coin recognition
ISIS will make the machines more expensive, as each one has to hold a copy of the link-state routing table...
Re: "it has 15 faces (12 bevels, obverse, reverse, outer edge)"
Looks pretty much like a cow to me too- ( NOT Liz...).
Moreso than Tesco milk, anyway...
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