2572 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Still not ready for the desktop.
Re: ok then
IIRC there was once a ceratin type of high speed line printer that did tend to catch fire in the event of a paper jam.
Also, 8008 an early microprcessor, fnar fnar. ( only funny on a 7 segment display)
s there no end to this?
What can we do, apart to refuse to be part of it.
Re: dig ntlworld.com mx
" the Virgin problem is managerial rather than technical."
Sounds like another round of Technical Redundancies.
Re: From the archives, 1999
As if anyone would run an autonmous car on windows,nevermind Google.
Re: Just one question
Rockets are tall?
Re:fanboys. We should strangle them all and improve the species.
Er, that's you dead then.
Re: Great looking phone...
Thanks for using thw not used by command term 'metro ux.'
Really adds weight and credibility to your opinion...
Re: Collective Delusion.
Bald is a bona fide hair colour, too.
Re: Its no Rasberry Pi
Chalk and Cheese.
One is a fully fledged computer with myriad uses and millions (?) of users.
The other is a Windows SBC...
Re: Easy pezee
Thanks- here is your £143,000 retainer fee.
Re:same major incident plan
..."- they would put in place the same major incident plan that they use for natural disasters, terrorism or civil unrest."
Hide until the peasants are all dead.
85% of the City of London runs on claret.
As for what GCHQ runs on- who's bullshitting now?
Re: Total Inability To Support Usual Performance (TITSUP)
Absolutely! Best Heading and Acronym Evar!
Re: 512K Day?
640k is enough day for anyone!
That's what happens when you run a cloud on millions of Surfaces...
Re: Very interesting
Openreach? Twinned with Mos Eisley (q.v.)
But...it's Turkish coffee!!
Re: How about
Just like using it.
"Why does this need to connect with the car systems?...The basic idea of a HUD is good, just cut out all the other crap."
This my HUD...
Oo- cool! What does it display?
Anyone can play!
Murdoch is worse than ebola.
AOL, Adobe, Salesforce, Datalogix, Marketo, BlueKai, Criteo, Merkle and others
Are Merkle spying on Merkel?
Re: Well if you do wnat to orchestrate a DoS get the US Govt to organize it.
Where DoS == Denial of Sanity.
Re: "Surface is a B2B machine"
I did say 'box to bin'.
I didn't say I'd buy one of these.
I'm not that daft.
"Our CEO, CIO and a whole bunch of senior execs have been given a device and they love them."
This explains why the banking sector is covered in its own shit.
Re: "Surface is a B2B machine"
" I certainly don't feel so stupid that I couldn't get some use out of it."
But stupid enough to want to pay for one?
"Surface is a B2B machine"
Box to bin?
into the Shop... with more stuff too!
Re: How many doctors does it take to change a twitter user?
"> A study ... based on the case ... the five doctors wrote."
Isn't William Hartnell dead now?
Twitter worse than Cannabis!!
Mrs C did not have a history of psychosis in her family history and her occasional marijuana use was found to have not contributed to the condition.
Re: Product to Service
He did say 'popular products'
"There are only two industries that have no liability problems he said – religion and software-
– and this needs to change for the coding community."
Change for both would be even better
Re: Lost in Translation
Easier- Kill the artists. The more their work is 'pirated', the sooner they are killed. Soon the problem will solve itself!
Re: Sept 9 is day Mao died
"... and consigned 10's of millions of fellow Chinese to death by starvation and worse in the glorious name of a broken ideology."
Apple have a lot to answer for...
"There was an interesting bug found in the US embassy in Moscow and to this day nobody knows hw it works!!!"
Would that be the one with the tuned microwave cavity with a diaphragm that was vibrated by sound?
I think they did figure it out fairly quickly- after it was discovered, which took years...
Re: Cheaper still
"A 4 notepad and a Parker pen?"
Or throw your macbook under a bus...
Re: I want both
"I wonder how automated cars will handle..."
Better than most drivers, probably- certainly better than most RWD drivers in ice...
Re: Think electricity....are we allowed to in public ? ? ?
"Basically everything we know is baloney."
that seems apparent.
Re: Kinda neat...
Or NatWest Bank...
"Comes with a windows license"
Included in boxes of cereals (serials?) next...
some of them are practicing to jump ship to the Met if Scotland goes it alone?
This is prototype 'confinement beam' tech.
It's Transporter trans-physics 101,Cap'n!
Re: The Plan
"The future does not look to bright."
Not for MS it doesn't...
-'t see a use for this app!"
"...developers are targeting not just Windows Phone customers..."
"... with their apps, but the entire Windows installed base of 3.2 billion users."
How many of which run the crappy app UI?
I don't think so...
Re: Better but still a bit of a pigs ear
"...ditch paper shaped shit altogether."
But it's self-wiping!
And so begins-
About bloody time too.
Re: I think...
Many moons ago on a trip to the US, a friend of mine was outraged by the $ price of trainers being half of what he had just paid in £.
The trainers were made in the UK (those were the days) just around the corner from his house.
Not impressed- considering they had to be sent over the pond...
"No if only I could use that just once in our call logging system!"
You can- but only once...
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