* Posts by sabroni

2077 posts • joined 11 May 2007

Booming Ballmer bellows 'bulls**t' over Microsoft's cloud revenue run rate

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Re: I can does grammar

"Microsoft uses run rate figures for its cloud business, as do rivals in that market, such as IBM."

FTFY!!!

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IETF's older white men urged to tone it down

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Re: If you want to succeed in a meritocracy, you have to show you have merit.

Did you read the article? Even the bit about the experiment they did? Do you understand what a circular argument is? Are you just being deliberately obtuse or is thinking too hard?

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Re: After cooking, music is the second most important hack that good ol' HomoSap indulges in.

Music? I thought you were talking about jazz.....

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Walmart spied on workers' Tweets, blogs before protests

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Spy: One who secretly keeps watch on another or others

You don't seem to understand what the word means. Spying is secretly watching, it doesn't matter where the person you're watching is. So unless they joined in on social media and made it clear they were listening it's not unreasonable to call it spying.

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Re: How about these whiners stop complaining, and get a real job?

But they make so much money in management they'd be stupid to change before they've totally run the company into the ground....

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Re: self-checkout lanes.

Yeah, they always work well and never require the supervisor to come over and sort things out.

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Got enough money to hire Lockheed Martin

but not to pay the people who actually run the business? Is your business model flawed or is your management just crap?

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All hail Firefox Dev Edition 44 – animations, memory and all

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There's a "send corrections" link at the top of the comments.

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Rooting and modding a Windows Phone is now child's play

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re: Guess you meant Microsoft?

It has a browser. They meant Google.

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Re: bricking the device a couple of times, fortunately not permanently.

If it's not permanent then it's not bricked. Bricked means permanently broken.

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Sneaky Microsoft renamed its data slurper before sticking it back in Windows 10

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Great!

Now I'm going to have to learn to love editing config files and piping things to grep.

Thanks a fucking bunch MS!!!

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Why Microsoft yanked its latest Windows 10 update download: It hijacked privacy settings

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@Stoneshop re: A bit slow on the uptake, eh?

A bit of an arrogant prick, eh? I've tried linux's before, they've never worked well enough for me to want them driving my home pc. It's my choice.

Now MS have started to go all Google I may be tempted to move, but the linux users on here regularly put me off with their in-fighting and pomposity.

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Re: people's unique advertising ID numbers

So just like the id that gets passed to Google Analytics by pretty much every website you go to then.

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It's good but...

...tbh the fact they've come clean about this has left the sneering commentards looking a bit flat. If only you'd found out about this before they admitted what they'd done then maybe your paranoia would look a bit less mental.

Don't get me wrong, Windows 10 is making me seriously consider getting a linux for the home pc, but this story is not the place to rant about MS being total bastards because it just shows them as incompetent.

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WordPress.com ditches PHP for Calypso's JavaScript admin UI

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Re: Both are badly designed languages at best.

No, both are badly designed languages but at best javascript is elegant, compact and very powerful. You just need to avoid the shit bits, because the good bits are really very good indeed.

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Crimestoppers finally revamps weak crypto. Take your time guys

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re: Glass houses ... stones ... etc ... Hmph!

Yeah, because I regularly come on here to post info about local crims who will then want to knee cap me.

I see no difference between a news site that doesn't secure itself and an anonymous crime reporting site that doesn't secure itself. They're both web sites after all. How different could they be?

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Doctor Who: Even the TARDIS key can't unpick the chronolock in Face the Raven

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Good grief

Woman has breasts. Definitely worth a comment.

Oh, what's that? You think they're nice? Well this could run and run then.....

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Re: Sigh, time lords a figment of children's imagination

It's for kids!!! Grow up!!!!!!!

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Until he works our a way to save her, obv.

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Android's accessibility service grants god-mode p0wn power

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Re: This might score a personal best of down votes...

Not when you ask for them. We're nothing if not contrary!!

Moaning about downvotes, that's the way to get loads! Or mentioning God.....

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Re: Sigh

The article is pretty vague and the video isn't much help either. It seems like first a user installs the app, then it says it wants you to enable the accessibility features. If you do it starts to install adware and other crap without your permission. So the user has to install the app and give it permission, then it starts installing stuff on it's own.

It's not a virus.

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Google extends search tendrils to cover data in apps

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Re: Adblock can't get at it?

If you block ads by blocking the ad content network by ip then they'll be blocked in app. No ad provider is stupid enough to trust a third party to deliver their content and tell them how many ads were served or clicked on.

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Re: One more reason.....

Well I hope you've got Google Analytics blocked or you're giving them a load of browsing data whether you use their services or not.

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Re: People create apps rather than web sites to give a better experience

I don't agree. People create apps because they can monetise more effectively and because it's trendy. The majority of apps don't do anything that a good html5 site couldn't.

Also, this allows the user to "stream" the app without installing it, proving that you don't need an installed app to access the information.

The root problem is that it's difficult to monetise websites. Solve that problem and the need for apps will be much reduced. How many apps run offline, do so much processing on device that javascript can't keep up or need write access to the devices file system?

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How TV ads silently ping commands to phones: Sneaky SilverPush code reverse-engineered

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Re: This stuff goes back at least 20 years

cue "That's not what we made this thing for!!!"

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CloudFlare CEO blasts Anonymous claims of ISIS terrorist support

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Re: We estimate that up to 50% of the spam emails in USA...

... might be hiding behind ClloudFlare services.

We estimate that up to 100% of your post might be bollocks.

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BlackBerry Priv: After two weeks on test, looks like this is a keeper

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Re: I suppose we'll have to wait for Orlowski's inevitable review

Where have you been? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/11/06/blackberry_priv_review/

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3ROS exploit wins plaudits for the prettiest Mal-GUI ever

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Re: Good

This has little to do with malware development, it's about getting a product out to non-technical users and making it attractive to them. People will give things that look nice a chance but give up on things that look ugly. This malware will get more use because more people will stick with it because of it's attractive gui.

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Latest Android phones hijacked with tidy one-stop-Chrome-pop

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Re: I think we just did.

One smartarse isn't a forum full. Compare and contrast, both articles are 2 days old:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/11/11/patch_tuesday_downloads_buggy_ms_patch/ Currently 108 comments

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/11/12/mobile_pwn2own/ currently 20 comments including this.

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Single exploit gives total pwnage.

If it was on Windows Phone this place would be full of smartarses mouthing off about how shit MS are. You know, how hacking a browser should never compromise core system components, how MS don't sandbox things properly and their security implementation is flawed.

You never see that kind of helpful wisdom sharing on articles about Google vulnerabilities.

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Re: Any handset? Not mine.

You were being asked what browser you use to avoid this chrome vulnerability as Cyanogen isn't a browser, dolphin being the old android default browser.

But thanks for the marketing message. Any downvotes will doubtless be someone with lower brain functions.

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Re: Javscript

Just as soon as everyone becomes capable of writing all the apps they need themselves?

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Amazon vendors flog thousands of rooted, malware-laden tablets

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re: Not to be culturally insensitive

I'm not being racist but....

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Thanks for playing: New Linux ransomware decrypted, pwns itself

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re: Are you listening Window's users?

Yeah, it said that shit ransomware was shit so it's easy to decrypt. Shit ransomware on Windows is equally shit.

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Tim Cook: UK crypto backdoors would lead to 'dire consequences'

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Re: where the hell is Grandad Corbyn in all this ?

Yeah, why moan at the government when you can take a pointless swipe at the opposition? I notice no smartarse comments about pig fucker Dave.

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Re: Have all the haters from here moved to the Torygraph then?

I still hate!!!

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DC judge rips into the NSA over mass surveillance

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Nevertheless, he wants to stay on the westminster gravy train, and voters are what keeps him there. So worth letting him know you voted for him before (!) and won't again if he supports the snooper's charter...

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Judge bins Apple Store end-of-shift shakedown lawsuit

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Re: And the problem is...hurt feelings ?

No, the problem is being kept waiting for 10 minutes or more at the end of every shift unpaid.

The simple answer is to put the clocking out machine after the search. I bet Apple could get the security staff to pull their fingers out if it was costing them a little money....

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BlackBerry Priv: Enterprise Android in a snazzy but functional package

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re: doesn't give the feedback as does a proper keyboard

That says neither give the proper feedback. Should be "doesn't give the feedback that a proper keyboard does" or "doesn't give the feedback of a proper keyboard".

Sorry, i'm on my phone so no grammar nazi icon!

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Google engineer names and shames dodgy USB Type-C cable makers

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Re: some of the power components may also be French.

BACK OFF BRUSSELS!!!!

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The spy in your pocket: Researchers name data-slurping mobe apps

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The apps discussed aren't necessarily accessing data without the users consent, it's the way they're sharing that data with third parties that's the issue. Nevertheless, you are correct in saying that it's easier to investigate what a web site is doing from the client. That doesn't let you see what they do with your data server side though.

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Red Hat Enterprise Linux lands on Microsoft Azure cloud – no, we're not pulling your leg

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Re: avoid proprietary BS.

Open source bullshit is far superior!

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Music lovers move to block Phil Collins' rebirth

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God I'm bored

Might as well be listening to Genesis!

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We're not killing Chrome OS ... not until 2020, anyway – says Google

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Re: and all your data is there!

All your data? I don't think you quite understand how this works.....

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Re: create an image on a USB stick

So how does that work? Google cloud services on your usb stick? They provide backwards compatibility on all their apis so you can run a 2 year old version of Chrome OS against the latest web services?

Considering the way Google just retired the old Youtube api and broke a load of smart tellies I find that pretty hard to believe. It's not impossible for them to maintain all their old shit but they seem reluctant to.

Have you actually used this method to run an old Chrome OS?

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Re: And you definitely won't get a Chrome Vista!

Of course not. If you didn't like vista you could blat your system and install an old, familiar version of windows. No chance of that if chrome os changes in ways you don't want.

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Halo 5: Overhyped, but still way above your average shooter

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re: my team of people thrown together was destoried

They removed your stories? Bastards!!

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Linus Torvalds fires off angry 'compiler-masturbation' rant

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Re: Just saying.

Just saying that you've never heard of web servers?

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Re: the result is still big enough (8) for whatever comes next.

Thanks for having a go, but that's not really any clearer. What exactly is it that's coming next that is 8 big and how do we know that 8 is going to be enough? If it's leaving room for a specific thing then there should be something defining the size of that thing, surely?

Still looks like a magic number to me, yet this is Linus' fixed version of the code. So what's going on?

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