* Posts by sabroni

1918 posts • joined 11 May 2007

'We can handle politicos, OUR ISSUE IS JUDGES', shout GCHQ docs

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Re: Love the photo

Didn't realise how well he'd done with the grimace until I saw it up close. That is classic McMahon Dredd mouth!!

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KARMA POLICE: GCHQ spooks spied on every web user ever

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Re: The judge still did me for Indicant Exposure.

An indicator that's not exposed is pretty pointless....

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Re: Mr Dogshit

First name "Thickas"?

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Re: that's not terrorism!

That nutter was white. Terrorists are brown!!

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The pachyderm punch: El Reg takes just-over-a-ton Elephone P8000 to tusk

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It’s easier to list what you do get rather than what’s missing.

Does it have GPS? Didn't see it mentioned in the review.

The fact it allows you to manage app permissions is very cool! It makes you wonder why none of the big Android names have a similar feature....

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Facebook's security now sexier, with killer curves

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Re: @ Lost all faith...(was: @sabroni (was: ::yawns::))

"Anyone who actually needs secure email already has it." <> "it was readily available."

"It's HARD! to understand!" why you're arguing about this. Your first post clearly said that those who needed it already had it. You twist and turn like a mouthy smartarse hoisted by his own petard....

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Re: ::yawns::

Everyone actually needs secure email.

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US watchdog POKES STICK at Google's Android over rival-blocking allegations

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How dare you!

Comparing the lovely Google with those bastards at Micro$haft!!!!

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Controversial: The future is data integrity, not confidentiality

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Re: the driving license is a de facto ID card

Not everyone drives.

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Cookies MONSTER your security, even with encryption

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Re: Cookies are one of the missfeatures of HTTP

The fundamental issue here is the statelessness of http/tcpip. I'm not sure why cookies particularly get the blame for this, any solution that requires the client to hold some state is open to hijacking. Any solution with no client state at all has to treat you like it's your first visit every time you use it. If you log in it has to store a token to keep you authenticated, and whether you pass that as a header or as a cookie it's still effectively the same thing. Cookies are not the problem, statelessness is.

Besides, if all the hacker can do is change a cookie and that compromises the app then the app is being too trusting of it's input.

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Blighty's Bloodhound 1,000mph rocket car unveiled ahead of record attempt

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Re: As to the "emissions" question, above, who the hell cares?

It's a joke about the current VW scandal.

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iOS 9 security blooper lets you BYPASS PINs, eye up photos, contacts

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re: Joerg

Like Eadon for Apple instead of linux. DFTT.

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Re: No doubt everyone will still harp on endlessly about it.

No, half of them will harp on and on about how it's not important because it was patched quickly.

(Not an apple hater particularly, just amused by the tedious excuses.)

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Crash Google Chrome with one tiny URL: We cram a probe in this bug

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@ AC, OP

Well Damm Mr. likes to slag other people off but doesn't post with a name, there's no excuse for posting that sort of personal attack AC. You slag someone off for being pompous then hide your own posting history. Why?

Grow a pair.

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Michigan sues HP after 'botched' $49m upgrade leaves US state in 1960s mainframe hell

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Re: Even if you had used the joke icon it wouldn't of worked.

No, because this kind of lazy, sexist bollocks is not funny. Just strangely prevalent in this mostly male forum. Or maybe you're all just as ironic as I am.....

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Re: HP is fucked.

Because once, some time ago, a woman was in charge.

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iOS's infected app-list continues to grow, says Lookout

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Re: iOS is secure. Period.

Ha! Good one! It's 2015 and a text file can hack your Apple Watch.

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AVG to flog your web browsing, search history from mid-October

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Re: 4 letters, then 3 letters...

Fuck off?

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Re: Microsoft's Security Essentials for free anti-virus.

With windows 10 data slurping it's no different.

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Infosec lady flings sueball at Microsoft over 'gender discrimination'

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It's not really about asking for a raise....

... but knowing and having faith that the system will give you the right raise.

Now pull your knickers up and go and make me a cup of tea!

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All in all, it's just another hit in the stalls: Roger Waters The Wall

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I don't care.

I love it.

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Cybercrim who fleeced students faces scramble to repay stolen cash

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re: a cushy 5 year free holiday at Her Majesty's pleasure

Hmm, someone's a member of the party.... (be quick, it's only available for another 8 hours!)

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Android 5 lock-screens can be bypassed by typing in a reeeeally long password. In 2015

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Re: where as android needs months to bring all their users to that update

Most Android users don't get security patches however long they wait.

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Half the Fanbois in your office are unpatched ATTACK VECTORS

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99.9% of all devices connected to all the corporate networks in the world are in this state.

A lot of windows devices are attached and are in the latest up to date fully patched state (as long as you don't count Windows 10 as a patch, obv...). We're discussing OSs, not all the additional code on the devices.

Not to mention the 50% of iDevices that are up to date.

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Re: In other news

You new here Aimee? At El Reg the glass is ALWAYS half empty.

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It's still 2015, and your Windows PC can still be pwned by a webpage

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Re: this is what you choose.

Regular security patches?

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Small wonder, little competition: Asus Chromebook Flip

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you only get 16GB of storage, or just under 10GB after system requirements.

Chrome OS takes 6GB? Don't lightweight Linux's run in under a gig? How did they manage to use that much?

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Google watchers react furiously to ad flinger’s competition case defence

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Re: Fact is, its not hard to find your favorite seller in any given set of search results

The discussion is about searching when you don't know who you want to give your business to. If you've decided already why would you be searching?

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What time is it Oxford Dictionaries? How about almost ‘beer o’clock’

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Re: I'll be supping some 'Surrey Nirvana' tonight.

All out of "Gandalf's Memory Stick" and "Wizard's Sleeve" then?

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Android in user-chosen lockscreen patterns are grimly predictable SHOCKER

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re: Bootnote, in fairness to Google

Fuck fairness to Google.

This is a slippery slope elReg, I'm not sure why you thought this was necessary. Are all security articles to come with links to associated best practices? This just makes it look like you're worried Google might get upset with you. Never seems to bother you with Apple or MS (but then, they don't effectively own internet search)...

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FBI probed SciFi author Ray Bradbury for plot to glum-down America

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Re: Jesus

No, I think you'll find that while the cattle are lowing and baby jesus awakes, no crying he makes.

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LA explosion knocks LogMeIn's British customers offline

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re: Fragility of the cloud exposed by unexpected high-rise detonation

Surely they'd have been in a worse position if they hadn't been cloudy and the data centre taken out was their only one.

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NASA dismisses asteroid apocalypse threat

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Re: Show me physical proof god exists

Duh! Look around you.

I guess you believe "everything just exploded into being" is a better explanation than "god made everything explode into being". They both sound pretty similar to me...

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Botched Google Stagefright fix won't be resolved until September

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Re: lying twa*?

No. The mms thing shuts down the attack vector from an unopened mms but doesn't fix the underlying vulnerability which is in android's video player.

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Have an iPhone? Mac? Just about anything else Apple flogs? Patch now

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Re: I patched my MacBook Air...

I keep Refreshers on mine.

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Apple's AirDrop abused by 'cyber-flashing' London train perv

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Re: Violated from looking at a dick pic?

People react differently to the same thing. Apparently you all feel fine with some random bloke who's close enough to bluetooth a picture of his cock to your phone. Me, i'd be a little freaked out by that. I can imagine some people might feel violated by it.

You don't get to decide how other people feel and when you say they're wrong all you're really saying is "i don't do empathy".

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Patching a fragmented, Stagefrightened Android isn't easy

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Google is taking the lead on revitalising the patching pipeline for the Android ecosystem

Sounds so much better than "Google made an OS without thinking about security patches and they've just realised that that might be a problem."

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Oracle pulls CSO's BONKERS anti-bug bounty and infosec rant

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re: And enjoy this b*tch's red face...

Misogynist much?

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Sane people, I BEG you: Stop the software defined moronocalypse

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Re: Leaky analogy

But back in the days when some people thought drunk driving was acceptable you might have been.

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X-wings, pirates and a generic Lara: Gamescom 2015

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Re: Games hold one's attention when younger...

...but at some point one has to move to more interesting, rewarding (or not) real-world activities.

Jesus, could you patronise that up a bit for me Grandad?

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Android faces SECOND patching crisis, on the same scale as Stagefright

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Re: Move on, there's nothing to see here.

Yeah, it's not like this is a Windows issue.

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Re: At least the Stagefright workaround is easy

That just blocks an attack vector though, doesn't it? I though Stagefright was a video system problem. If so then other methods of playing videos would still be vulnerable.

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Too much vino? LG brings Wine Smart oldster-mobe to Europe

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Another advantage with the flip phone

is open to answer and close to hang up!

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Don't want Windows 10 FILTH on the company network? Step this way

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Re: Stupid, Childish, Clickbait Headlines

If you don't want stupid headlines you're on the wrong site.

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you don't have to use google services

Google analytics is pretty much everywhere.

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Microsoft Edge web browser: A well-presented mea culpa

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Re: Does it still do that obnoxious thing of asking to be set as the default browser?

You mean like every browser does until you check the "don't ask me again" box?

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Re: they sent me a link to follow to allow a remote connection

Sounds like IE has a security hole and Edge doesn't. Why would you want your browser to be able to allow remote access to your machine?

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Edge out rivals? No! Firefox boss BLASTS Microsoft's Windows 10 browser brouhaha

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Re: It's a reasonable expectation that you want to use said browser.

They don't have to be the default to be used.

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