* Posts by sabroni

1639 posts • joined 11 May 2007

Aw, snap! How huge HTML links can crash Chrome tabs in one click

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Re: Yeah, fucking micro$haft!

I knew they'd be at the bottom of it.

Love you Google!!

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Idiot thieves walk free after stolen iPad uploads pics of them with loot

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Re: You want harsh?

Yeah! Bring back the birch!!!

Though I condemn ISIS they do have some good ideas like stoning people to death in the street, lopping off limbs of petty criminals. You know, _Punishment_.

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Can't patch this: Mozilla pulls Firefox encryption feature after just a week

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Re: So they dig the right thing and you're gonna slag them off anyway.

They deserve it. The explanation of the problem makes it pretty clear they they didn't think this "security feature" through properly.

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EU Commission looking for ways to DECLARE WAR on Google

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Whataboutery

Governments, Apple, Microsoft, Tasimo. Anything to avoid focussing on Google.

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The coming of DAB+: Stereo eluded the radio star

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Re: Todays Music just blows

Yeah, that's right Grandad. It's all just Thump Thump Thump these days. And those bloody teddy boys... I despair!

Anyway, isn't it time for your nap?

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New dirt-cheap Chromebooks: Team Google keeps jackboot on throat of PC titans

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Re: But I love the fact that I can pick up a Chromebook, open it and use it.

Wow! That's a fantastic feature. I wish my windows laptop could be opened and used......

(Maybe it could, if I wiped it and put a PROPER linux on there.....)

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Anti-gay Indiana starts backtracking on hated law after tech pressure

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Re: Sherrie, you're obviously one of the "Gruber Democrat's"

Hey, AC. Hiding your name while insulting other people is pathetic.

You have a user name, use it or fuck off.

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Re: I will remove The Register from my RSS

OOOh! I bet they're shitting bricks! Handbag icon please!!

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Re: pisses off the tolerance crowd.

Yeah, those tolerant bastards, with their lack of prejudice. What a bunch of cunts!

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Microsoft update mayhem delays German basketball game, costs team dear

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Then you need to take control of the update process. Set it to "Notify me" and update manually before taking it anywhere, and reboot. Then it won't install updates when you don't expect it to or leave you with the process half finished waiting for a reboot.

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Re: All they would have to do would be to allow the updates to be optional

That would be the "Check for updates but let me choose whether to download and install them" option.

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Ebay snuffs malware upload bug

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If it's an image

then why does it get executed?

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Google-gate: 'Toothless' watchdog FTC nibbles furiously on journalists

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Re: no substance

Ah, you were at those dodgy meetings! Well, if you say there's no cause for concern that's good enough for me!!

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Half of Android devices open to silent hijack

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Re: moral

Or don't buy a phone with an OS that doesn't get security updates.

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Bride legs it from wedding after groom proves unable to add up

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Re: Could be a good way to get out of a wedding...

Of course it must be that the woman was ugly. Whoever heard of a stupid man?

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BBC: We'll give FREE subpar-Raspberry-Pis to a million Brit schoolkids

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I KNEW IT!

Fucking Micro$haft!!!!!!!!

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'Utterly unusable' MS Word dumped by SciFi author Charles Stross

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Overeaction mods! That was some quality banter you just deleted.

Killjoys.

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You missed the bit that made it newsworthy.

Man changes software then tweets about it.

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Re: In Another Case

Hey, excuse me! There's childish bickering going on here! Don't interrupt!!

I want to so see whether Craig will uncheck "post anonymously" for his next post!

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AMD's new Carrizo: The x86 notebook processor that thinks it's a GPU

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Re: Now we have Capitalist chips.

Really? So 99% of them do the work but the special 1% take all the credit?

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Vodafone didn't have a £6bn tax bill. Sort yourselves out, Lefties

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Re: unless you're a non-dom

non-dom is just bullshit and you know it! I have an affection for the place my Dad grew up? Yeah, that's significant, don't pay any tax.

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Mozilla's Flash-killer 'Shumway' appears in Firefox nightlies

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Re: and a much lesser tendency for silent errors.

While I understand your concern, javascript's desire to keep on running when things go a bit wrong is one of the things that makes it so usable in the browser. Sometimes I go to the console on a site that I'm allowing to run js and there are tons of exceptions listed there, none of which are interfering with the 'correct' operation of the site from my perspective.

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Re: The problem with JS is it is not a particularly well designed language.

And annoyingly it's a lot better than a lot of the 'well designed' ones... (once you learn which chunks of it to avoid.)

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Your hard drives were RIDDLED with NSA SPYWARE for YEARS

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Re: 3 of the first 5 comments

I believe this is, the icon your looking four....

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Apple LIGHTSABERS to feature in The Force Awakens

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Re: unless they draw power directly from the force or something stupid like that :)

Indeed, that would really threaten the credibility of the piece. Just because the force can lift a little starship out a swamp doesn't mean it could have enough power to make a magic laser!

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WhatDaHell, WhatsApp? Student claims 'stalker' tool shows security flaws

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re: More firearms on piles of cash would be fine, though...

Really? You think guns are fine but images of attractive humans are bad? Are you American perchance?

(Don't know what you're moaning about anyway, there's no image on the top of the story on my browser. Is that NoScript working it's magic?)

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Gullible Apple users targeted by bogus order cancellation scam

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Re: you might not have space for actual news

Yeah, I expect your servers nearly full now, what with how long you've been around.

Anyway, I have to read every article, no matter how irrelevant to my interests, so if you could keep it to stuff I'm interested in that'd be great! Thanks!!

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ATTENTION SETI scientists! It's TOO LATE: ALIENS will ATTACK in 2049

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monumental collection of slack-jawed internet mumblings

That's you that is.

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So long, Cyanogen! OnePlus says its future belongs to OxygenOS

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re: Or to put it another way.

Here's another choice that you can make when shopping for a phone.

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Re: Microsoft?

I knew it! Fucking Micro$haft!!!!!

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Dutch government websites KO'd by 10-hour DDoS

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If I know something, and you don't, then you must be stupid!

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Now Samsung's spying smart TVs insert ADS in YOUR OWN movies

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Re: Do adverts actually work?

No, of course not. It's just a fun way for corporations to get rid of all that pesky money.

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Patch now: Design flaw in Windows security allows hackers to own corporate laptops, PCs

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Re: instead apply a default, potentially less secure, group policy.

So if you have you windows configured with appropriate default group policy this isn't a problem?

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Anonymous loose cannon admits DDoSing social services and housing websites

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Re: Meanwhile

Yeah, these days you get arrested and thrown into jail if you say you're English!

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Robot vacuum cleaner EATS WOMAN

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Re: Don't any of you have wives, girlfriends, both?

Yeah, you need tits to work a vacuum cleaner.

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Assange's cop chaperones have cost £10 MEEELLION to date

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Re: When was there last a 'big kerfuffle'?

I don't know when the last one was, here's one from March last year: https://revolution-news.com/protesters-demand-freedom-julian-assange-ecuadorian-embassy-london/ Looks quite kerfuffly in the photo.

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Re: just shoot him

Ok, only if we can shoot you first. No, you can't have a trial.

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Re: Why does it cost so much per day

Is it because occasionally there's a big kerfuffle outside that requires lots of plods and what your looking at is an average and not an invoice that says "£10,000 x 960 days"?

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Get off Twitter – and onto Google if you want to find TWITS and tweets

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@Charlie Clark, Once the media fall out of love with Twitter

Not really. The media aren't interested in wrestling tweets, certainly not from a promotion that only works in Bristol, but Bristol wrestling fans are. This isn't a way of generating column inches or time on the news, it's a way of communicating directly to the fans without using the traditional media. It is PR, but direct to the consumer.

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Re: get instant reactions to live events

Or, if you're promoting a show, it's a good way of trying to drum up support. We went to a wrestling show recently where one of the story lines was started a couple of days before on Twitter by one of the male wrestlers claiming that one of the women fancied him, which she was not happy about! It's a good way of getting the fans involved before the event and keeping stories going.

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WHERE'S WALLY? He's in this algorithm, says developer

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I think his sarcasm is really cool.

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Google gets my data, I get search and email and that. Help help, I'm being REPRESSED!

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Re: It's the owner of the website using Google to track you.

But you have one GA cookei, and so google can track you across all sites with Google Analytics. The site owner only sees your interaction with their site.

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Google, Amazon 'n' pals fork out for AdBlock Plus 'unblock' – report

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Re: your plan falls apart for probably %80+ of the people visiting this site

And for the 20% who just use windows 8 like we used 7 before it, and xp before that, it's good to know. Ta!

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Trouble comes in threes: Yet ANOTHER Flash 0-day vuln patch looming

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Why the dig at IE?

I got the last flash patch (for IE) as part of Windows Update.

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Drunk on Friday night? Then YOU probably DIDN'T spot Facebook's privacy tweak

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Re: No, like I refuse to contemplate the fact that you actually read this bit...

Yeah, I read that bit, it comes right after:

Go enjoy and become the product, the victim, whilst you wave your e-penis/e-vagina at all those poor saps who's life is so empty that they are interested in your meaningless existence.

You can add "of course I'm nothing special" after that, but I'm afraid it doesn't stop you sounding like a pompous prick.

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Re: Evolution

Could you contemplate getting over yourself for a second?

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