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* Posts by sabroni

1285 posts • joined 11 May 2007

Hey fanboi, is that an EXPLODING BATTERY in your MacBook Pro?

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@William Donelson

Sounds like healthy cynicism to me. You might want to read some non-apple articles. You'll find they're "envious" of everyone around here....

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Microsoft caves on Xbox One DRM and used-game controls

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Re: Why am I not swayed by this argument?

Is it because you never listen to any argument that could possibly paint MS in a positive light? Is it because it's you paraphrasing someone else's argument and fucking it up? Is it because you are a strange person who likes to end his posts with capitalised nonsense?

I don't know, to be honest it's difficult to work out what your motivation is. You seem to be some kind of reverse psychology advertising construct from microsoft, sent here to make people who don't use MS products look like nutters...

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Can Microsoft's U-turn stop the Xbox 360 becoming another XP?

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Re: They obviously want it

My industry sources (hem hem) lead me to believe that it is the big publishers that wanted this (DRM, no second hand sales), and that both Sony and MS had paid lip service to complying. Of course once Sony saw the shitstorm MS's announcement kicked up.....

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Nokia Lumia 925: The best Windows Phone yet

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Re: Maybe, maybe not.

He says "buy a mediocre android". Shouldn't be tricky to find....

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Fifty, fired and fretful: Three chaps stare down CAREER MORTALITY

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Re: Bottom line? Keep your fscking story straight

Agreed, jake could Smug for his country.

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Apple dangles Spangles while Dabbsy's cables rankle

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Re: patronising self-important arseholes is one of the joys of IT, right?

Patronising self-important arseholes are the backbone of the industry! Oh, did you meant "patronising" as a verb...?

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Re: DEC... and SONY

Yeah, they used to be cool (Gameboy advance, sp, micro and original ds all used the same charger) then they got greedy and now each new handheld needs a new charger (except the 3DS XL, which doesn't come with one!)

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MPs demand UK rates revamp after Google's 'extraordinary tax mismatch'

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Re: why in God's name would anyone bother?

Because there's plenty of money to be made here? Even after tax? They made 18 billion in five years, they could lose a good chunk of that and it'd still be worth doing. It's all about the bottom line, they won't give up on 10bn just because they think it should be 18bn....

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Re: "pay its fair share of tax" - @ the goalpost-moving politicians:

Um, no. They lied to the committee by claiming they did their selling in Ireland but whistle blowers from their own company showed that they were selling in the UK.

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STEVE JOBS hits back at ebook ruckus FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

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Re: @sabroni Puzzled

If someone settles out of court because they are guilty they're not going to post about it on here if the whole point was to keep it quiet. Your story is an interesting example but it doesn't really shed any light on the goings on in this particular case.

In my original post I foolishly said they'd settled because they were guilty, which of course I don't know. By settling out of court they specifically kept it so we don't know and that leads to speculation. I think it's likely that they had something to hide (they have pleny of cash to spend on litigation and a public image to protect and it sounds like they would have made money by colluding illegally) but without evidence we're all left making guesses...

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but i'm sure i saw an episode of The Practice or Boston Legal or similar

Sweet! Actually, I've watched Scooby Doo a few times and I think you'll find it was old Mr. Grainger, the caretaker. Yoinks!!!

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Re: pig-headed anti-corporate shill @TeeCee

I agree, it was supposed to be a witty, post-modern youtube-comment style putdown, not an actual mathematical proof....

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Re: pig-headed anti-corporate shill

pig-headed anti-corporate shill > pig-headed corporate shill * 100

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Re: Puzzled

Ok Tom, if you're really 13 I guess you might think that they settled out of court because they were innocent. The reality is they settled because they thought they'd lose in court. They probably thought they'd lose in court because they had agreed to do something illegal. It might not be so, but that's the simplest reason....

It's not that freetards think settlements mean something they don't. it's you confusing "not found guilty in court" with "didn't do it". Those two things are very different.

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Sony sucker-punches Xbox on price, specs, DRM-free gaming

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Re: Waiting for "Kinect: PRISM"

I'm typing this really slowly. I should be able to play a video game without the console watching me. That's too much to ask for?

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Tim Cook: Android version fragmentation is 'terrible for developers'

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Re: The alternative is having to write software from scratch for a single platform

No, the alternative is decent browser integration and web apps that work across devices and platforms.

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NSA PRISM deepthroat VANISHES as pole-dance lover cries into keyboard

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Re: There's no end to the confusion a fool causes in the world when he opens his mouth

or starts typing....

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Oooh, can I play too!

It's spot the words that aren't in the article time!! hurrah!!

How about "relevant comment", "insight" and "tired, scratched old record"...

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Review: Acer Aspire P3 Windows 8 slate

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Re: Also a standard USB keyboard would also probably have worked just fine.

There's one usb slot. The install image is on a usb stick. When using a usb hub the boot drive doesn't work. So a standard usb keyboard didn't help. It's all in the article....

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Microsoft video preview shows Windows 8.1 tablet UI options

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Ouch!

Downvoted for being able to count. Nasty...

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Google gives vendors seven-day bug disclosure deadline

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Re: This is such a non-issue, I'm bored.

This is such a non-issue I can't even be bothered to post about it....

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Re: so many software companies are in it for the quick buck

And Google highlighting vulnerabilities in other people's software will surely be beneficial for Google. But they're playing a long game so a quick buck isn't what they're after. Putting the fox in charge of the hen house again....

(And it's "too many" not "to many")

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How Microsoft shattered Gnome's unity with Windows 95

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Re: Perhaps a little research ?

yeah, maybe start by trawling through the internet to find the specific command line needed to extract the package and installl it?

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Apple's two-factor security isn't as good as Microsoft or Google's, say experts

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Re: "Fanbois...

nuked, you've been posting here for nearly a year and only just noticed that apple users are referred to as fanbois?

ATTENTION FAIL!!!

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Google nuke thyself: Mountain View's H.264 righteous flame-out

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Did they really say..

..."shot across the bowl"? Better than one across the bowel I guess...

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Review: Samsung Series 5 Ultra Touch Ultrabook

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Re: I agree about the hotspot,

Try using it with multtiple monitors, that easy to find hot spot becomes a precise pixel of cold spot that's easy to overshoot, findable but not intuitive or simple.

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Bill Gates: Corporate tax is not a moral issue

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Re: As the single biggest war criminal of all time

No. He isn't.

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Open wide, Google: Here comes an advertising antitrust probe

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Re: Their organic search is the best of the best.

But their search results have got worse in the past couple of years, especially since they stopped allowing you to specify a really important word with "+". A few years ago they were the best of the best, now they're a poor imitation of themselves.

(still better than the other search engines I've tried though, though it pains me to say it.)

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Woolwich beheading sparks call to REVIVE UK Snoopers' Charter

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@Daggersedge

Actually, having read your post I can see the argument for monitoring peoples communications...

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Re: Your pr0n downloading habits are probably of zero interest to anyone other than Google

Oh well, it's probably ok to get rid of any right to privacy, because it probably won't be abused. There is no way terror legislation would be used to randomly harass people, probably.

Fail indeed.

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Apple cored: Samsung sells 10 million Galaxy S4 in a month

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Re: run around like a headless cat

it's chickens that supposedly run around without heads.

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Tablet? Laptop? HP does the splits with Tegra-based SlateBook x2

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Re: and what are you supposed to do with the keyboard once you've unplugged it

Or take it out as a tablet and then use it like a laptop when you get back home?

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Acorn founder: SIXTH WAVE of tech will wash away Apple, Intel

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Re: as soon as a robot becomes self aware

Cool, science has proved that consciousness is just a really fast processor and some smart software. When did that happen?

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Microsoft conceals job ad in Bing homepage

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re: I don't get the arrogance of a lot of you.

Yeah, someone like you wouldn't....

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Re: Smarter developers...

... test on all popular browsers.

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Re: hardly...

it's:

MUST SAY, I THINK I'M BEGINNING TO DEVELOP EADON-ITIS HERE.

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Re: 88 Clicks as of 9am this morning...

You think they did this because they thought it would get a massive number of respondents?

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Google tells Microsoft to yank its new WinPhone YouTube app

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Re: Well done everybody.

Thanks!

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Re: Apps schnapps.

I believe the idea behind the app was to integrate more tightly with Windows 8, allow live tile support or some such feature. Not something I'd be interested in, but not something a device agnostic web app should be doing...

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'Liberator': Proof that you CAN'T make a working gun in a 3D printer

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Re: Uh, who'es the idiot?

The one who cant spell "who's"?

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Enjoy the weekend, sysadmins: Next Tues fixes 33 Microsoft bugs

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Re: no matter what massively misinformed people on the internet might suggest

You cite no references for what you say and then you imply that people who think differently to you are stupid. You look exactly like any other misinformed internet person.

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Impoverished net user slams 'disgusting' quid-a-day hack

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re: a case of shouty arse

It's fucking endemic around these forums!

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*sigh* once again, the irony....

Actually he was illustrating how one person's "do gooder" is another persons "good bloke making a positive difference". It's not that tricky to understand, but it's good that you keep trying....

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Re: are you seriously suggesting we euthanise irritating people?

Fuck it, he's a dick, but he's OUR dick!!! At least he puts a name to his posts so it's easy to ignore him...

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Re: I can't believe you said that!

Well you obviously have a degree in spotting sarcasm...

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Microsoft plasters IE8 hole abused in nuke lab PC meltdown

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Re: Quick Eadon!

We need your input on this thread: http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2013/05/08/cdorked_latest_details/

Funny, you're normally so quick to post on any story that's linux related...

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Don't use Google+? Tough, Google Glass will inject it INTO YOUR EYES

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Re: meh

Ner ner ne ner ner! My country's bigger than yours!!!

For fucks sake, they said this place was getting juvenile....

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Re: Was out with a full sized DSLR last weekend and nobody gave a damn

Sweet! The police have obviously stopped harrasing people for taking photos then!

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