Re: The reason?
I'm sorry, it's against policy to send unsterilised bacteria to Mars.
474 posts • joined 8 Jul 2009
I'm sorry, it's against policy to send unsterilised bacteria to Mars.
Ken Holland, Mayor of Skegness, also leapt to the town's defence, saying: "There are not many better places than Skegness, and I've travelled all over the world."
Where the hell has he been? I'm guessing North Korea, Somalia, the Central African Republic and the shittier parts of Philadelphia (you need a smaller UN Peacekeeping force in the first three).
"Back on the ground, the founders of Skype recently announced a wheeled robodelivery fleet, due to enter pilot service in 2016". Surely that should be "enter pilotless service". ;-)
As part of our deal with China, we'll employ the same sort of snooping set-up with the same level of accountability. I wonder if Theresa May has any outfits with Mandarin collars?
"A potentially more responsible provider." If you can find one! How would you know?
Well, that should get past the mods, what I really wanted to write wouldn't. Haven't always totally agreed with Tim (I am a Socialist after all) but have always enjoyed his thought-provoking articles.
Anyone interested in forming an agency composed of ex-Stasi guys to bid for this work? After all, they do have similar mass-surveillance experience.
Um, sorry, I had a senior moment and thought my spouse/nurse/carer/child I've always disliked/assistance dog (delete where applicable) was an intruder.
Persuade all your friends to slag you off on the app then ask for a takedown of your profile. On refusal contact your favourite lawyer and say "MONEY" to them. Share proceeds with lawyer. You can reciprocate for your friends.
Oh, yes, I remember that policy. The organisation I worked for at the time got a whole bunch of them. Unfortunately I had the task of installing modem cards in them. At the end, each one had bloodstains on the inside of the case and sometimes on the board - my blood. They were so cheaply built the manufacturers hadn't ground down the internal case component edges.
Eventually they became very good desktops because we replaced all the working bits with branded products at a cost of approximately three times that of buying decent machines in the first place.
You are being all techie elitist here - the vast majority of people will never have heard of Ad Block. It's not being dumb, just not knowing it exists. Given that most web use is now over phones and tablets I'd suggest that an even smaller percentage of people are using it. Wouldn't be without it personally and always get a shock when I use a naked browser!
You have to wait for an illegal activity to make decent profits before it's worth fining them and closing them down.
Wow man, I last saw lights like that at a Hawkwind gig in 19** - freakin cosmic ;-)
Having been a smoker since I was 13, I managed to quit after about - ooh, let's say 30 years or so - thanks to nicotine lozenges (by the way, I find them enjoyable, expensive and addictive, but enjoyable). If e-cigs help people more and do little harm then in the name of Beelzebub, encourage the use, don't ban it. We recently spent a holiday touring with someone who vaped - it didn't give the non-smokers any problem, even in a minibus with the windows closed (aircon on).
I've been on one or two chest wards (non-smoking related problems) and believe me, you really, really don't want to go there.
I remember a "team bonding" exercise in the US where we had to say which historical leader we most identified with and which living person we most admired. The Americans took it very seriously, but the UK contingent not so much ;-) Personally my answers were Vlad Tepes (Vlad the Impaler) and, since we were in the US, Fidel Castro...
Agog with anticipation we queued for a couple of freezing hours in 1986 to get a look at it through an observatory telescope. You all know the punchline - yep, just a fuzzy dot against a lot of black. I thought about getting a t-shirt printed with just that and a big arrow pointing at it. You can make up the slogan yourselves ;-)
Drink driving is single-point stupidity - easy to identify and offering a simple (albeit) tough nut to crack. Poor software development on the other hand is polymorphous stupidity - tricky to define and hard to legislate against. Also, let's face it, developers are usually highly intelligent people, quite capable of inventing 6 new and impossible forms of stupidity before breakfast. Why yes, I have done testing and QA, how did you guess?
Then I'll be able to make a fortune contracting to create training for the new systems. After that I'll be able to do the same again when half of them move back to Oracle because the new systems don't do what they wanted. Retirement plan sorted!
"How can you be too cynical?"
I had the pleasure (it genuinely was, great people and mostly a fun time) of working there for a few weeks. It's quite an interesting place, there's a strip extending right through the centre as far as the amazing art museum which is historic, beautiful in places and pretty safe. The only downside being a very large number of homeless people, some of whom are pretty aggressive. I was strongly advised not to go to some of the other bits under any conceivable circumstances. On my last day before flying home another of the hotel guests was murdered in their room, which was then set on fire. As I said, an interesting place...
Given what we know about data collection by our esteemed security organisations, that seems more like common sense than paranoia. The porch, rocking chair and beer sounds pretty sensible too. (if you were really paranoid you'd want to add motion detectors to stop the men in black sneaking up on you. Oh, possibly some really good radar, those black helicopters are a bugger to detect).
I take it the joke icon is ironic ;-) ? I'm thinking suing for restriction of trade would also be another possibility (particularly in the US).
Well, yes, but I read this article on the Reg, which does seem to rely on advertising - which I don't see because I'm using Adblock. The question is, am I standing up to "The Man" or helping destroy the provision of free content which I enjoy reading?
My experience is rather different from yours, before I got involved in IT I spent many years as an archaeologist. Now that's a profession with a high percentage of women in it and they do get their hands dirty (and just about every other part of their anatomy). Being an idle sod I can't be bothered to find any stats, but again in my experience they also form a large part of the more scientific sectors of the archaeological world.
"What is different about the behaviour of these vehicles which contradicts the following drivers' expectations?"
They actually obey the rules of the road? ;-)
Good point. It's all right for us la di da techie types to pontificate but the majority of users will just install an app, find out they don't want it any more and then (perhaps) uninstall it. They won't expect parts of it to continue working or the last permissions set to carry on regardless via another app.
I worked for one company that had a very simple-brained HR system. Because my role (Project Manager) was a standard one it gave me a charge-out rate of 2k a day. My boss was grandly titled "Head of Technology", a non-standard role, therefore the system gave him the minimum charge-out rate of 1k a day. Obviously I couldn't help but point out our respective worth ;-)
"Even something as simple as allowing people to become familiar with hazardous environments before they enter them in the flesh".
Back in the 90's I had the "pleasure" of a taking part in a demo IBM ran at Hursley - escaping a fire on an oil rig. With immersive VR and an angry foreman with Scottish accent shouting at you it was pretty damned realistic.
We must have worked for the same companies ;-)
Being pedantic, we in the UK are not citizens, we are subjects (of the Crown) - not far from subjugation eh, and getting closer every year.
We have a street next to our house, part of which is an "orphan road". Essentially it doesn't belong to anyone - not even the council. For quite a few years this little stretch was left unrepaired until NASA could have asked the council if they could use it for Mars Rover trials. Now it's beautifully smooth and used by some drivers to see if they can exceed Mach 1.
Some good points raised here. Coding is great, but the ability to analyze a real world problem (yes, games included) and work out the steps needed to solve it is equally if not more important. There's little more frustrating for many people than learning something purely abstract. (Says the man who had to learn Latin at school and couldn't understand why at the time).
Ah yes, my favourite occupation. Every time (this applies to everywhere I've worked) a new marketing manager/CEO/receptionist/etc comes in, it's ooh, we need to change the website. Even better, it's then - ooh, we need to change our application UI to reflect the new branding. Then of course, one customer will ask for a new feature, to which Sales will say, "Oh, that's not a problem". Cue another change to the UI. Then of course, every release will have new features (whether useful or not) and the UI design will be changed (whether necessary or not).
Of course, now everyone is all cloudy, the changes are pushed out to the unsuspecting users and they'll find their familiar UI has changed literally overnight, whether they want it or not. On the upside, I've got a job for eternity (well, it sure as hell seems like it).
Unfortunately I'm going to miss this as I'll be studying (and singly-handedly trying to ameliorate) the economic plight of Athenian taverna owners on that date ;-)
Common, how long have Ponzi schemes and 419 scams worked for? Despite the fact that the world and its canine companions should be aware of them by now. It's virtually impossible to lose money by promising the greedy yet gullible a glittering unicorn wearing the emperor's shiny new clothes.
OFGS - why not? Windows has never been the same since Minesweeper and Solitaire, etc, stopped being bundled with it. Bring it on I say - that's the dull conference calls sorted. It's either that or read the Reg ;-)
Give the people what they want and give it to them good and hard!
I really don't need the full power of Photoshop, but do need a mixture of RAW editing, general photo manipulation and some vector/semi DTP work. So that's a mixture of Elements, Lightroom and Xara. (For those of you who haven't heard of Xara, you might want to look it up, it's a pretty damned good product).
Try leaving the highway code mandated gap (particularly on the motorway) and someone will inevitably slot into it - often forcing you to brake - grrrr.
Not exclusive enough - Dodo leather is the only choice ;-)
As someone who has the dubious pleasure of producing some of our software company's training materials I was of course delighted when a "senior" product person said the following. "We don't need to bother with training, our software is so intuitive that anyone can understand it".
Strangely our customers (and internal staff) beg to differ. ;-)
My computers are protected by an Elder Sign (one that eats the brains of passing teenagers).
Now, I'm precisely the opposite. I'm really, really, good at passing exams. This includes programming in C++ - something that in real life I'm complete rubbish at, being a certified system architect in xxxx's software - something else I'm crap at, etc.
In my opinion, exams are unfair, they suit people with my sort of short-term retention and penalise far better people who just aren't good in exam situations.
... in Surrey. This - "“yes, traffic calming is for poor people" - explains why ;-)
Interesting - that got me thinking. It'd almost certainly be much worse if Microsoft disappeared, the world is far more reliant on MS than Apple (although obviously many people would prefer it not to be). IBM going would be a blow to many as well. Apple (despite my love of their laptops) are mostly a consumer-orientated company and are really quite unimportant in the serious IT world.
With the demise of Google Glass some other badge was required.
You're right - the (male) owners will probably be used to raising and lowering their wrist rapidly ;-) However, for most of the population that will be the right wrist, so perhaps instructions on how to do it left-handed are necessary...
"10 Did you get this at home as well but not want to "risk it" there?" - Brilliant! :-) Please tell me there aren't people who do that!
At least its bark is worse than its bite...
We come in peace - shoot to kill!