* Posts by Tim Roberts 1

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Bloke called Rod struck by lightning for second time

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deserves a limerick

An unlucky fellow named Rod

thought he'd been punished by God

struck by lightning twice

is not really nice

but at least he's a cheerful sod

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Mum fails to nuke killer spider nest from orbit

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I wonder if Laura is also known as Ida (sorry)

A west Yorkshire lass name of Ida

was terrible 'fraid of the spider

in the 'nanas some seen

made miss Ida scream

at the thought of a spider inside 'er

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Sun like it hot: Philae comet probe wakes up, phones home again

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a botched landing?

That's pretty harsh from someone who has probably only ever tried to park a car.

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Philae warms up nicely, sends home second burst of data

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@ Breen

Are you talking about "Philae warms up nicely" or "sends a second burst of data". Or perhaps both?

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Dotcom keeps assets, for now

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I've said this a few times ....

.....and let me say it again. Fuck you USA ...... You do not own me, the world or even New Zealand.

I have no view on his guilt or innocence but I do have a definite view on US agencies pursuing him in New Zealand.

Again - FUCK OFF !

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nbn has made ZERO fibre-to-the-node and cable connections

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no FTTN?

well colour me fucked!!

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Fumbling Feds lose control of seized MegaUpload domains – to saucy vid slingers

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never used megaupload ...

... and I'm not a fan of "piracy" sites but the US really fucked up in their pursuit of Kim Dotcom. You think you own the world? Wrong. You think you have jurisdiction in every nation on Earth? Wrong. You think you own the internet? Theoretically you do but it is becoming increasingly obvious that this won't always be the case - in fact probably really isn't the case now.

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Oh Em Pee! Giant Android tinkles on Apple in Google Maps graffiti

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Re: Is there really a place called "Radio Colony"…

Nice! as an old ham I'm probably one of a small crowd who knows what a yagi is

VK4YEH

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Tim Roberts 1

I'll bite

effing get a sense of humour, wankers! The joke is not about YOU...... chill out and get back to whatever you were doing before you saw the OFFENSIVE (not) robot pissing on an apple.. Jeysus .... I piss on my fruit trees regularly and am training my grandsons to do the same - nitrogen for those that wonder why we'd expose our willies to the cool evening air.

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Putting your schlong into the reel-to-reel tape machine is a bad idea

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reel to reel

I remember my parents angst when they lent their reel to reel to a "friend" who snapped off the little wings that held the reels in place on one side of the machine.

Basically the machine was buggered despite my Dad's best efforts to replace the wings with pins through carefully drilled holes.

As for applying my schlong to aforementioned machine..... sorry I was a bit too young.

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Kill all geoblocks says Internet Society of Australia

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I agree!

"Geoblocking content should be banned under international trade treaties, according to the Internet Society of Australia"

No argument here in my home.....

Is the the internet INTERnational - NETwork_( yes I admit I'm probably wrong with n my interpretation) really there to give individuals access to "stuff"

Companies that use geoolocking are scum because they use my (your) location to determine price.

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NBN Co loses the “Co” for AU$700,000

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here's the rub .

I, who doesn't need it (live in the western suburbs of Brisbane) and have very good adsl connection with mostly very good VOIP, will get NBN before one of my friends who lives 40km from me - in the sticks as they say - and relies on mobile phone for his internet at home. My sister in Launceston and friends in Hobart tell me the same story so I'm sure this is echoed around oz.

WTF! The NBN has been bastardised by Turnbull et.al. and they should be pilloried at the next election. A world class system reduced to a deploy-where-it-pays system.

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Default admin password, weak Wi-Fi, open USB ports ... no wonder these electronic voting boxes are now BANNED

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Do not ...

turn off or unplug your computer , it will turn off automatically ---- installing update 1 of 1

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NO, Joe Hockey, a 'Netflix tax' wouldn't raise 'billions'

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said Hockey ...

Said Hockey " I've worked out a way"

"to get Netflix - the fuckers - to pay"

"I'll charge GST"

" 'Twill bring BILLIONS to me"

"Hey Tony .... now what do you say?"

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Cisco loses logo lawsuit against WiFi inventor boffinhaus

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Personally, ....

I would be totally confused by the similarity between the circle and the rectangle. I hope Cisco appeals because of the ultra-rounded corners of their rectangle in the CSIRO logo.

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Pi(e) Day of the Century is upon us! Time to celebrate 3/14/15 in style, surely?

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reminds me of a limerick

It has long been a passion of mine

a new value for pi to assign

I'd fix it at three

'cos it's easier you see

than 3.14159

Sadly I cannot claim authorship of this one but I'll drink to the person who did.

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Choc Factory splatters 51 bugs, Mozilla bumps cert checker

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you can't necessarily see everything

So personally I'm happy that the code is being inspected by others and pleased that Google is paying to get the bugs fixed.

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Big Content picks on small Australian ISPs again

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quite

Not sure if you are correct in the "Piracy has not dented the profits of big movie in any significant way" , but you are definitely correct about archaic distribution.

Here in oz you cannot buy the latest Game of Thrones episodes at any price (or so I'm told). So the only way to access them is to download a copy from somewhere.

I'll wager that if they were available to purchase (download) on release, in higher quality then there would be a market.

I don't download copyrighted stuff, but I have no sympathy for the companies that are effectively hobbling their own market.

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Telstra copper at crisis point, endangers NBN, says union

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Re: How did this happen?

You clearly do not know that union membership is not compulsory here in oz - in fact I cannot pay fortnightly from my pay to be a union member because of conservative policies of several years ago - but that is another story. What evidence do you have that only union members use plastic bags to cover the joints? ..... thought not ...... actually it would more likely be their employers who told them to cut as many corners as possible - union members or not - and provided the bags to do so. If the "baggers" are independent contractors then I'm sure they are intelligent enough to work out how to cut costs, union membership or not.

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Uber Australia hiring lawyers, PR flaks

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Re: Sueballs at dawn

Yes I agree that this is inevitable. The ratio of cars on the road to accidents/serious accidents is small but basic probability theory tells us that it will happen somewhere sometime. If you are the uber driver at that somewhere/sometime point then basically you are royally fucked. I doubt that you will get any help or recompense from Uber - they are in it to make money, not to look after you.

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Facebook worth more than Portugal? Hell, it's worth a LOT more than THAT

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worth more or "worth more"

Facebook may be worth more in dollar terms, and I accept that dollar worth is the king these days, but I posit that Portugal has far more to offer residents, travellers and visitors than any social media can. Visit Portugal and post your selfies, but remember that facebook is not the real Portugal and the real Portugal probably doesn't give a flying fuck about facebook (yet)

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Alan Turing's LOST NOTEBOOK goes under the hammer

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Sadly ...

The treatment of Turing by UK establishment was appalling and well below what he deserved but yes, this document should stay in the UK, preferably at the Bletchley Park museum.

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Australian desert deluge demonstrates why we're doing it

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Yep Central Australia .....

People who have not actually been there have no idea about isolation, keeping safe, extreme heat etc etc.

A truly amazing place - not one that I personally enjoy, but well worth a visit next time you are in oz.

Oh by the way if you break down, don't leave your vehicle (at least you'll be able to drink the radiator water if you get really desperate) ..... you did remember that sat phone didn't you?

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Australia's Akamai ranking has nothing to do with the NBN

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Re: Forget the ABS and International Capacity

re AC response, bit tasteless about your fat pipe being on it's way - I don't know whether to chuckle or give you a downvote - but the reality is that there really are people in Oz who have yet to see the wonders of reliable internet.

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Apple Watch support spotted hiding out in iOS 8.2 beta

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Just goes to show (or will do in September)

That some people will buy anything with the "right" name. Just give me a watch that tells the time - I know I'm : overweight, late for my appointment, missing a phone call, not on facebook, haven't run 5km, my heart rate is too high, "NNN" is trying to call me....... Geeze do I need my watch to tell me what I already know?

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NBN migration arrangements favour Telstra, say competitors

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Murdoch again?

This snippet says it all "...Telstra's relationship with Foxtel...."

Let me be the first to say "Fuck you Murdoch and fuck you Telstra"

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Windows XP beats 8.1 in December market share stats

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I quite like xp

At home l the ham radio software that I use runs on it very well . At work I'm forced to use 7/8/8.1 - Whatever is newest and (best) - but I'll let the systems admins sort out the crap when I cannot do it myself.

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Ugly Microsoft code NUKED Bing and Yahoo! – report

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Re: I guess

"If that were allowed to continue without someone saying something then only Apple would sell anything since they are the best, without question, at everything, period."

What sort of moronic statement is that? I haven't seen an Apple search engine, DSLR, ham radio transceiver, CNC machine, welder........ hell the list of what they don't do/make/produce is bigger than the list of what they do.

You must live in the Apple alternative reality field mate.

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World, face Palm: PDA brand to RISE FROM THE GRAVE

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I still have a Palm Pilot ......

As a PDA they - IMHO - were the best, but now smartphones are the new PDA - basically because they do it all and more. I personally hope they can make something of this but actually doubt that the fanbois of various "cultures" will really get it.

Colour me old and I accept that colouring.

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*HIC*... tweet: Sloshed birdsh shlur songs, boffins say

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but ....

.....my singing improves with increased alcohol intake - from what I've heard ..

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Robox: How good could a sub-£1k 3D printer be?

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ready for the mainstream?

I'm yet to be convinced of the cost/benefit of 3d printers. Yes they are nice toys, and yes I can see that I can print a dragon for my grandson, but they still seem to be a niche market. Having said that if I had a few spare dollars I may well buy one .....

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Sick of the 'criminal' lies about pie? Lobby the government HERE

Tim Roberts 1

reminds me of a limerick

(apologies to the originator of this if I've made an error in quotation)

It has been an ambition of mine

A new value for pi to assign

I'd fix it a three

'cos it's easier you see

than 3.14159

Apparently there have been some attempts to do this - only in USA of course......

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/805/did-a-state-legislature-once-pass-a-law-saying-pi-equals-3

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Australia to social media: self-censor or face AU$17,000 FINES

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as a teacher

I see cyber bullying as being a bit different to what I and others experienced at school 30+ years ago. The herd mentality - eg you're fat, ugly, black, smelly, spastic, etc etc - is not just in the schoolyard but is out there for your idiotic mates - and for that matter any fuckwit anywhere in the world - to copy , emulate and laugh at because nobody deletes it.

In the past it was deleted by the new day (which may have been as unpleasant as the day before) but now, yesterday is still there for the fuckwits of this world to see, laugh at and contribute to.

So yes, laws protecting people ( children) from social media bullies need to be there and need to be enforced. The trouble is no-one really knows what they should look like and who should enforce them.

My 2c worth - keep the change

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Apple denied 'App Store' trademark by Australian court

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tax?

Tax, what tax? we don't pay no stinkin tax!!! But give us our trademark anyway to protect our business in oz from predators who would have us pay even less tax because we earn less if they use "app store" . Fuck you apple - I'll be more sympathetic about your trademarks when you pay the same tax rate as me....

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Australia dumbs down: Chief Scientist says research performance lags the world

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yes.....

..... and that's exactly why we should be cutting funding to the CSIRO - they are obviously wasting it on coffee and biscuits and not doing any real science......

(Thanks Tony Abbot - NOT)

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Oh BOY! The MICKEY MOUSE Apple Watch is no heart-throb

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the fanbois will be upset

Nice article ...... I had a good giggle but unfortunately you will no doubt upset the fanbois

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100 IT workers face the axe at CSIRO

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@bert_fe " a bunch of morons" Indeed - led by a scientific illiterate who denies any possible link between rising atmospheric CO2 and global warming.

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PayPal takes 18 months to patch critical remote code execution hole

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/RANT

Paypal are a law unto themselves. I have tried repeatedly to contact a"representative" to assist me with my account to no avail.

FUCK you paypal

/RANT

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Australia Post goes a little bit grey with parcel forwarding service

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or you could use....

.....a service like price usa based in Australia. Their agents in USA purchase and then re-ship to Oz at the cheapest rate they can find. Yes of course you pay a fee but I like the personal contact with the company and their agents. (I suspect that AustPost will not be quite so personal). No, I don't work for them - I'm a very happy customer who lives in the Sunshine State.

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Snapper's decisions: Whatever happened to REAL photography?

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mirrorless

There are some excellent mirrorless cameras out there that fit this need. Some have good optical and digital zoom.

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nice commentary

A couple of classic quotes that I enjoyed in the article:

"My most important photographic accessory is a bullshit filter."

"To get better pictures requires some knowledge of photography, which you don’t get by buying a DSLR, any more than buying a sports bag makes you an athlete."

I'm an old film man - yes I admit to having a canon SLR back in the day (darkroom enlarger, stinky chemicals etc etc) , and have relatively recently returned to photography as a hobby and purchased a canon DSLR. I've quickly re-learned that the camera does not make the photographer.

But what I really like with digital - my passion is bird photography - is that I can take lots (read several hundred in a morning) and keep only a few because the others range from crap to not good enough to keep.

Tim

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Jony Ive: Flattered by rivals' designs? Nah, its 'theft'

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Re: Those in glass houses, Sir Jony...

well said!

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Antarctic ice at ALL TIME RECORD HIGH: We have more to learn, says boffin

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sea ice- land ice

Sea ice and land ice (glaciers mainly in Antarctica) are not the same. In fact they seem to me to be as related as weather and climate.

Perhaps this provides a more reasoned view?

http://www.skepticalscience.com/increasing-Antarctic-Southern-sea-ice-intermediate.htm

and there are dozens of other resources out there if you don't like this one

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SMASH the Bash bug! Apple and Red Hat scramble for patch batches

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Re: Because the flaws were very different

downvote was from someone who either didn't understand the explanation, or is clearly so smart that he didn't need the explanation, or knows better and is too busy to write his own explanation.....

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BlackBerry slowly pulls out of power dive into toilet

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Re: Bravo!

They'll really be in the shit if they don't

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Apple slaps a passcode lock on iOS 8 devices, but cops can still inhale your iCloud

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surely the lesson here is...

don't use the cloud.

For the life of me I cannot understand people who entrust their "secrets" to people (a company) they don't know in a country the don't live in (and quite possible in a language they don't speak) ,and expect those secrets to be looked after. It's really simple - trust nobody!

Colour me paranoid, but in this day and age a little paranoia may go a long way.

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TOR users become FBI's No.1 hacking target after legal power grab

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nobody has said yet ....

Fuck you FBI , and

Fuck you USA

although it has been implied in many of the comments above

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Oh God the RUBBER on my SHAFT has gone wrong and is STICKING to things

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@benjymous

Yes, something similar has afflicted several gadgets or plastic boxes for gadgets that I have bought or been given. Fortunately the ones I have, have a nice plastic "skeleton" and the gunk can be rubbed off with alcohol. Still very irritating though.

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TROUT and EELS in SINISTER PACT to RULE the oceans

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always knew ...

... them slimy little fuckers were up to something. All that wriggling around in the mud and coming up to gulp MY air.

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BONEHEAD FANBOIS encamp outside Apple Stores

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.....

Fucking Nora .....

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