81 posts • joined 8 Jul 2009
Would live to know
Would live to know which polly (or cousin, brother, sister ect of a polly) is getting their pockets lined in this deal...
I honestly beleieve that our wonderful leaders have no idea how sparse and large the country they run is.
Wirless broadband is a farse the only provider that works outside of metro is Telstra and the best bang for buck is $50 for 3GB. mind you Its faster than my ADSL 2+ which runs between 9 and 22 Mbps the LTE at my house will hit 44Mbps late at night.
EDIT: BTW Telstra charges $2500 a GB when you exceed your limit (not a typo) we had one guy run up a $300,000 bill on his 4G.
I cant wait for the day when i can turn to a greenie and tell them "You dickheads were wrong" as I kick them in the balls.....
Speaking in stoopid
Just to put this in terms i fully understand the question is:
If we have an infinte number of pulses
Each pulse randomly + or -
And we had the ability to calculate the net result (of an infinte number)
We would have a significant number of either + or - at the end
Is that what we are trying to dettermine here ?
I was at the beach one day and caught some female tourist taking sneaky pics of my daughter, in the end i confronted her and told her to stop or her camera was going for a swim (I should have called the cops).
Google glasses is a cool idea but the world being full of dickheads it will inevitably be seen as a tool for perverts and wankers.
And sooner or later someone is going to end up missing a few front teeth.
It might not happen over night but as sure as shit it will happen.
A family and type 2 from years of coke related pancreas abuse stopped me.
If I was healthy and had no family I would have applied in a heartbeat
How about a touch screen with a keyboard in a landscape format hinged behind the screen.
like the one nokia had.
if your typing you want to use both hands anyway.
Oh wait this is RIM they will pooch it no matter what we tell them
Re: If you want more trees, use MORE paper
See even the fucking trees here will kill ya. :)
playmobil... screw that wheres the god dam pic
LOL just googled this again and saw your reply
Thanks mate you rock
Desiderata BOFH Version
I am trying to find a computer version of the Desiderata that i think Simon Travaglia wrote.
Can anyone tell me if they know of it and where i might get a copy
Fly wheel UPS
We had 3 IIRC Flywheel UPS's in a large data center, yo dont need long for the gennys to cut in so they did the job perfectly.
Default Password FTW
wow what a pic.....
infinate loop ?
Correct me if I am wrong here but wont the extreme speed result in more mass and wont that mean further speed and mass?
Looks better than my ex wife lol
Someone builds a rocket so all the normal people can leave this place and start a new saner colony (preferably on a hoth like planet... I like the snow OK) the better....
Imagine if we are the most advanced thing in the universe....
"I've got a grand total of about 100TB of uncompressed audio, photo, and video squirreled away on optical and rust based media."
Man and i thought I had a lot of porn
M2.2 here we come
All ego's aside
I would love to do something like this but, What if it did land on someones head ?
Um I must be calculating it wrong
6400 x 3.89 = $24896.00
That appears awfully expensive....
Re: Mock up
I use a black berry for work.
It is without a doubt the most frustrating POS I have ever had to use.
- Answer a call suddenly its on speaker
- Try to answer a call and it wont
press the m key get the n (fat fingers ues but for the love of god after three attempts and carefully watching where i am pressing i still get an n I know i am pressing the m
- Touch screens that think your touching when your not or the opposite
- Language changes when you hit the space
- media players that wont...
I could go on.
Rim needs to fix the usability of the device.
But its too late for my company we have stopped buying them and wont be going back
I like your thinking... Its Nuts but i like it
Anon will make the world a better place one little fucked up piece at a time
Re: What a bunch of...
shouldn't that be " Certified Universal Network Technical Specialists...".
Re: “It is a completely transferable skill that goes across all boundaries”
Its not a bug its a feature
A gentl plea to the Reg Vultures
BRING BOFH BACK OR ILL TEAR YOUR BLASTED THROATS OUT
Pardon My Ignorance
My science is clearly flawed, I thought that terminal velocity was around 212MPH and that you could not exceed that in free fall with out an external force to accelerate you ....
Nuke em all and let god sortem out :P
Oh and the cool judgement day with Cyborgs (actually androids if you want to get anal about it) and shit
NAMBLA <--- its shit like this that makes me want judgement day to come /sigh
Somone pass the popcorn
I cant wait to watch this go down.......
Re: Not natural
I think that's just the light reflecting off your tin foil hat mate
My ex-wife played WOW 20 hours a day at one point because the money hungry cunts at blizzard make there games so time consuming.
I can believe they have the gall to say anything about moderation.....
Bah 3 hours amateurs
What a bunch of retarded fuckwits
How To Fix The World
1) round up all apple users
2) put them on a tropicle island
3) apply neclear weapons
Dr Braun notes that “Although there’s more atomic hydrogen than we thought, it’s not big enough to solve the Dark Matter problem. If what we are missing had the weight of a large kangaroo, what we have found would have the weight of a small echidna.”
/Sign this is getting older than "I for one welcome or weigth of kangaroo overlords"
Bring On 2020
I want my full body conversion so that I can live for ever and see this.....
I would love to comment on the story about this story:http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/05/29/researcher_trolls_internet_with_silicon_backdoor/
but the reg wont let us leave comments
Stuff up or Conspiracy
Re: design fail
Probably the designers wife
If your asking if this is real please hand in your intelligence at the door and head to the nearest Iphone dealer
Re: Since no one else has said it yet...
Yes Brain world domination SNARF
LOL Google Burn hehehe
Re: I for one welcome our prehistoric blood-sucking overlords, etc...
not that big not but imagine 2000 of the jumpy jumpy little blood suckers comming after you cause Fido been sucked dry..
I would be packing the can of raid with the attached zippo
failing that as our fellow reg reader said
Its the only way to be sure
I vote we take all teh Carbon Tax, Tree hugging, Smelly Hippy's out the back and shoot them
Will Anyone else seccond this
Re: And not a moment too soon!
You must be a fan of Mel
Its Real Simple
I have two 360's in my house
My son has one
I have one
We share our games
IF ITS GOOD ENOUGH we buy two copies so we can play online togeather Ie all of Halo series.
If its crap like most software (50+ games and the only double copies are Halo) we only buy one
Now mr F&^K T&^D game developer why should i have to pay twice to use your game on either of my consoles one at a time.
What a bunch of F*&^ing wankers.
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