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Apple, FBI: YES we're looking into the NAKED CELEBRITY PICS. Aren't you?

Kane

Re: Long passwords are easy

"Unfortunately a lot of sites insist on relatively short passwords."

Additionally a lot of sites also insist on the mixed use of upper/lower case and numbers.

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Alienware injects EVEN MORE ALIEN into redesigned Area-51 gaming PC

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Boffin

Re: I like it...

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

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Ofcom will not probe lesbian lizard snog in new Dr Who series

Kane
Joke

Re: Lizards/Dinosaurs x Human sex not illegal

"Presumably our lawmakers being somewhat reptilian themselves ..."

You are David Icke and I claim my £10 gift voucher.

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Kane
Happy

Re: so annoying@Valeyard

"i'm really offended by the casual portrayal of racism toward my planet :("

What, Gallifrey?

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Kane

Re: Not "extra-terrestrial"

Don't be ashamed, embrace it, love it and express it.

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Boffins attempt to prove the UNIVERSE IS JUST A HOLOGRAM

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Re: Sock gnomes

Dammit to Hell!

glingleglingleglingle...

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BAT-GOBBLING urban SPIDER QUEENS swell to ENORMOUS SIZE

Kane

Re: Not just Oz.. happening in the UK aswell

"I think that one calls for a hoover to remove it though."

Nope, the correct procedure in this situation is a vinyl album cover of Dark Side of the Moon, a large mixing bowl, and a clear run from the bottom of the back garden.

Then you can never live in the house again.

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Upvote for the drop bears, those buggers hurt!

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UK government accused of hiding TRUTH about Universal Credit fiasco

Kane
Black Helicopters

Re: Are there ANY success stories? @ mdava

"Can anyone point out a major government IT project in the last decade that has been a success?"

How about any of the GCHQ surveillance programs?

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Rupert Murdoch says Google is worse than the NSA

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Joke

Re: Is it wrong to Torrent Murdoch content?@Anonymous Cow heard

Depends on what value you attribute to "worth". Or what value you attribute to "content".

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Revealed ... GCHQ's incredible hacking tool to sweep net for vulnerabilities: Nmap

Kane
Black Helicopters

Re: Misdirection @ Fibbles

"If you scan everyone then your actual target becomes obfuscated"

Unless everyone is your target?

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Chomp that sausage: Brits just LOVE scoffing a Full Monty

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Joke

Re: So basiclly, @ Mark 85

And all those exclamation marks, you notice? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.

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Gov.uk's broadband boast: Superfast fibre piped to 1 million Brits

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Alert

Re: Superfast?

"I love this canned press release statements that tell us how wonderful our political overlords are."

Expect much more in the coming months, election time and all that...

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Twitter: Hey. Remember us? Hello, yes. Govts want to spy on us too!

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Re: Is watching Twitter taking your eye off the ball ?@ Anon

"I know the average incompetent terrorist, or criminal is - almost by definition - not the sharpest tool in the box"

There, FTFY.

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Adam Afriyie MP: Smart meters are NOT so smart

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Re: All these posts, and no one has hinted at the real agenda ..

Lemme guess, slightly less than 1 and slightly more than -1?

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CAPTCHA challenges you to copy pointillist painter Seurat's classic

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Coat

Re: The next obvious steps in captcha town@Sandtitz

All Your Works Are Belong To Us?

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MPs wave through Blighty's 'EMERGENCY' surveillance laws

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Big Brother

Re: Thats going to be one pretty big database file @ Mr_Pitiful

"So how do you store everyones metadata?"

Google/Facebook already do to some extent don't they? Wasn't that the point of part of this bill? To ensure that companies are forced to hold the data for more than the statutory 12 months?

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'Apple is TERRIFIED of women’s bodies and women’s pleasure' – fresh tech sex storm

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@Mahatma Coat

See Also

Tickle Cock Bridge

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Universal Discredit: Gov admits Treasury HASN'T signed off biz case

Kane
WTF?

Re: If only @ James Boag

wut?

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What do we want? CAT VIDEOS! How do we get them? TOR!

Kane
Trollface

>hide themselves

>Anonymous Coward

iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

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Freeze, Glasshole! Stop spying on me at the ATM

Kane
Trollface

Re: SOP is as follows...

Probably about ~99% effective

So you admit then that it hasn't worked at least once?

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Creepy battery-operated TEDDY BEAR SEX TOY. Sadly, this is for real

Kane
Happy

Stick your finger in the loop of my tag!

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Yes. App that lets you say 'Yo' raises 1 MEEELLION DOLLARS

Kane
Trollface

Re: YO @ I ain't Spartacus

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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Assange™ makes fresh bid for FREEDOM from Scotland Yard's 'physical encirclement'

Kane
Coat

Re: Who cost the taxpayer £6M?

"It is a valid point, although I have to say 6 million to pay someone to watch a front door does seem rather bad value for money."

Not if your name is G4S.

Mine's the one with the ankle bracelet in the pocket.

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Tor is '90 per cent of the net' claims City of London Police Commish – and he's dead wrong

Kane
Black Helicopters

Re: Maybe...@ Super Tim

Here's the great thing I like about the powers that be; In some instances (NSA/GCHQ etc) they seem to be pretty on the ball as far as teh intarwebs is concerned. They have the ability and/or tech to hoover up as much information about the rest of the world as they want. Then you have total numpties like this guy, who make such hilariously inaccurate comments as he did, that they come across as looking completely inept.

I'm sure those in the know (again, NSA/GCHQ etc), are absolutely loving comments like this made by highly paid public figures, for various reasons. Not least being that it helps to justify their activities to some degree, but also that it helps garner support in the level of policing/monitoring activites on the net that they take part in.

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FBI arrests claims NullCrew hacker in Tennessee takedown

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Joke

Re: SOS, DD

Depends on the tortoise, and if they press charges.

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DANGER MOUSE is back ... and he isn't half a GLASSHOLE

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Re: Aw man

Danger Mouse's trusted assistant, Ernest Penfold. Codename: The Jigsaw, because when he's faced with a problem, he goes to pieces.

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Women are too expensive to draw and code – Ubisoft

Kane

Re: non story

The Tomb Raider reboot multiplayer mode had male avatars that you could select IIRC, however all of the selectable avatars were based on the in-game models from the single player campaign.

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Come off it, Moon, Earth. We KNOW you're 60 million years OLDER than we thought

Kane
FAIL

@Graham Dawson

"Now go and have an original thought for once instead of just rehashing the same boring rubbish and crap "jokes". Or better yet, talk about the thing in the article. You know, the science? The actual interesting stuff?"

And yet, you completely fail to contribute to the conversation topic in any meaningful way yourself.

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Game of Thrones scribe George R R Martin will KILL YOU for US$20K

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Coffee/keyboard

@Phil W

"Yeah but in your case, George wouldn't kill you until you'd already tried to kill him in a chronologically misplaced revenge bid."

Well played, have an upvote.

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How I poured a client's emails straight into the spam bin – with one Friday evening change

Kane
Windows

@PaulCoote

You are a MS shill, and I claim my £10 gift voucher.

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ARG! A GHOST SHIP! Pirates sunk by UK cops return from watery grave

Kane
Pirate

Re: Arrr!, me hearties!! Thar be some heavy-handed policing!

Sausage rolls, I believe

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ET hunter: We will find SPACE ALIENS in 20 years

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Joke

Re: I've heard that before...@Don Jefe

"But the chances of something from one of the billions of other planets finding us are greater simply because of volume."

So what you're saying is...the chances of anything coming from mars, are a million to one?

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Wolfenstein: The New Order ... BLAM-BLAM! That guard did Nazi that coming

Kane
Joke

Or the wracking guilt from such a shameless plug.

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Kane
Joke

Re: Structure?@Eugene Goodrich

You've worked in gaming journalism before, haven’t you?

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Jupiter's Great Red Spot becoming mere pimple

Kane
Alien

...

ALL THESE WORLDS

ARE YOURS EXCEPT

EUROPA

ATTEMPT NO

LANDING THERE

...

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FSF slams Mozilla for 'shocking' Firefox DRM ankle-grab

Kane

If you're concerned about timeliness, why not go and read one of those other tech news sites?

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Shazam! Record labels shovel $9m into name-that-song app

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Joke

Re: Wake Me up...

..before you go go?

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Game of Thrones written on brutal medieval word processor and OS

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@big_D

Well played; here, have an +5 on your next Intelligence roll upvote.

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Star Wars Episode VII: The Ancient Fear of, er, a CHEESE-TASTIC title?

Kane
Joke

Simply Red

Standing By

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Stone the crows, Bouncer! BT defends TV recorder upgrade DELETION snafu

Kane
Unhappy

Re: I'm no Murdoch fan but...@ukgnome

Sky has just totally overhauled the EPG and front screen - the whole shebang...not a single bit out of place.

Not quite true, we had the Sky box upgrade pushed recently (about 2 weeks ago?), and since then we have lost access to certain channels that we always had access to. Strangely enough, those channels that have a +1 equivalent we can still watch, just not the source channels (for example, Comedy Central HD/SD we can now only watch on +1). Not that I'm blaming the upgrade (correlation/causation etc), but we noticed the channel loss happened the day after the upgrade.

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Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft – A jolly little war for lunchtime

Kane

"Finding an opponent is really quick though; it's rare you'll wait more than 20 seconds."

Unlike the queue for Alterac Valley, eh? Eh?

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Look out, bankers! It's Lily Cole and her (Brit taxpayer-funded) WISH-PRINTING ATM

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Joke

Re: Just for this...@Brenda McViking

"Two Hundred Thousand Pounds! Two Hundred Thousand Pounds!! Two Hundred Thousand Pounds!!! Two Hundred Thousand Pounds!!!!

Two Hundred Thousand Pounds!!!!!"

"Why do you keep saying 'Two Hundred Thousand Pounds'?"

"Because I've never had the opportunity before to say 'Two Hundred Thousand Pounds'!!!!!"

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Commonwealth Bank in comedy Heartbleed blog FAIL

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Joke

Re: Foot, meet bullet@Rob Carriere

"All it says is that any rat-droppings they happen to serve might not contain coffee..."

There, FTFY!

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Spy-happy Condoleezza Rice joins Dropbox board as privacy adviser

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Trollface

Re: What's the big deal?@ AC

gr8 b8 m8!

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Ancient Earth asteroid strike that dwarfed dinosaur killer still felt today

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Re: Fascinating@ Psyx

"A millions to one chance"

And we all know that million to one chances crop up nine times out of ten.

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Gay marriage foes outraged at Mozilla CEO flap, call for boycott

Kane

Re: No win.@A non e-mouse

Agreed, damned if they do, damned if they don't.

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BEHOLD the HOLY GRAIL of TECH: The REVERSIBLE USB plug

Kane
Pint

Re: We have all experienced Schrödinger's USB stick@Michael H.F. Wilkinson

Upvote for the mention of the malignancy test, or "The local hostility of things towards non-things".

Have a friday pint from me!

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WTF is … the multiverse?

Kane
Alien

Re: You've done my brain in

All Hail the Great Green Arkleseizure!

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Show more CANADIAN-MADE PORN, insists Canadian government

Kane
Happy

Re: Cue cross-dressing lumberjacks

Dear Sir,

I wish to complain on the strongest possible terms about the previous entry in this file about the lumberjack who wears womens' clothes. Some of my best friends are lumberjacks, and only a FEW of them are transvestites.

Yours faithfully,

Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.

P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the radio times.

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