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* Posts by fred slack 1

25 posts • joined 6 Jul 2009

Adobe automates website design for arty Luddites

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Graphic Designers

After owning a large print establishment for over 40 years I have dealt with hundreds of graphic designers. All but 2 were fools. Egotistical fools who

were on the verge of birthing the Mona Lisa of chewing gum ads. My

clients were the movie studios, health care and major advertising agencies.

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London rioters should 'loose all benefits'

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Shoot the whole bunch

If you shoot the whole bunch, you won't have to worry about their

"benefits".

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Microsoft loses global ad head to Facebook

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Troll

The joys of.......

incest

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Troll

The joys of.....

incest.

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Amazon threatens Texas exit over tax bill

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Thumb Up

You got it wrong

Lets get Government out of welfare and supporting illegals.

Then we wouldn't need as much in taxes. Problem solved.

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Canada? The computer vendor says no

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Unhappy

Sortta like Obamma care

Now you see it....then you're f--ked.

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Games sales slip in 2010

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Unhappy

Garbage

Maybe the decline is because the games I've seen are garbage. Graphics seem to be the only area they spend any money or time. No plot..storyline is juvenile...or just nothing but hack and slash. Besides, this downloading and not owning the game is BS. Can't wait for the first one to try and blackmail you into buying the game twice or three times.

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Mythical 'iPad 2' caught on camera

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Grenade

secret sex

Actually, it was a mating with Nessy

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FTC settles Intel lawsuit to 'help consumers'

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Dead Vulture

Now theres a pair to draw too

I can't figure out which I trust the least.

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Ballmer and Softies sacrifice sleep to catch iPad

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FAIL

His tongue is hanging out again.

Windows has been a lemon since day one.

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Ballmer: Windows Mobile lost a 'whole generation'

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Thumb Down

MSBS

BACITY BACKITY BAC

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Usenet's home shuts down today

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Unhappy

Usenet gone

Sad. I cut my computing teeth on Usenet.

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New York Times set to charge, again

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Finish off the liberal old whore.

When the Times was a "reporting" agency, she was an elegant Old Lady.

As a liberal whore she is of no use to anyone. Finish her off.

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Sony to co-launch 3D TV channel?

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3D dance to death

3D has always been a dismal failure. I was printing 3D comic books back in the 60/70s..they didn't sell then and I doubt very much that any iteration of it will sell now. Just to much hassle and expense for the perceived benefit.

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Microsoft cops to webcode theft

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WTF?

errrrrr....

A tiger at my homework on the way to school

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PrevX U-turn on Windows update Black screen of Death claim

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Jobs Horns

Finally

FINALLY... an upgrade to the BLUE screen of death.

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Egyptian telecom counts cost of football riot

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Alert

Same here

Must be the DNA. We get the same in Los Angeles. Don't even need a soccer game.

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Microsoft admits Mac was Windows 7 muse

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Big Brother

Whee MIMErosoft

Name one thing MS innovated besides bad code ?

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Early adopters bloodied by Ubuntu's Karmic Koala

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Thumb Up

A snap.....

Downloaded...started install...went to dinner...came back... done....

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Microsoft takes on Wet Willie's to punt Windows 7 in Paris

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Big Brother

YIKES !!

Does MicroSick think we are all banal, insipid sheep? What kinda mind would ever dream up something as cloying as this commercial. As long as they keep spending money on this kind of junk, hopefully, one day we'll see them in the bankruptcy courts.

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Fisker wins big US govt e-car loan

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FAIL

Political Overlords

$39,000.00 is a drop in the bucket to the political Overlords in Washington, D.C.They just dip into the tax money from the rest of us lowlifes. Then give amnesty to an illegal alien to drive them around and providing them access to the their own elitist medical program. Then they can stand in a town hall meeting and brag how they have given jobs and medical care to all those deprived "Americans".

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Microsoft denies "screw-Google" political lobbying

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Grenade

Master Screwer

Microsoft screws everyone else, why not Google?

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Doctor investigated for posting inkblots to Wikipedia

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Happy

PeePower

When I took the test, age 14, all I saw were sex organs.

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Lexus unveils hybrid

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FAIL

Whoopee

How can they charge so much for something that does so little?

A large rubber band would do as good.

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Boffin predicts pee-powered cars

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Go

PeePower

Now, ain't that a pisser !!!!

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