* Posts by Tom_

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No anon pr0n for you: BT's network-level 'smut' filters will catch proxy servers too

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Slippery Slope

No, more like a cliff.

Security guru Bruce Schneier to leave employer BT

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Cryptogram

Looking forward to reading all about it in this month's Cryptogram.

Is Google prepping an ARMY of WALKING ROBOTS?

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Re: Nope they have to

Maybe they've already successfully created an artificial intelligence and it's now making the business level purchasing decisions. The few remainging staff are all like, "We should buy more post it notes and hard drives." But then they get an email from "management" saying, "Nope, we're buying robotics companies in this phase."

eBay head honcho: Amazon drone delivery plan is 'FANTASY'

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Re: To spend 10½ hours a day picking items off the shelves...

Funny how sentences make less sense when you only look at half of them, eh?

"To spend 10½ hours a day picking items off the shelves is to contemplate the darkest recesses of our consumerist desires," In the context of working in an Amazon warehouse she'd have been picking all sorts of random stuff off the shelves. She was remarking on how the Amazon picker gets an insight into all the dark corners of the customers' minds through their purchasing decisions. She's not just moaning about working long hours in a boring job.

Still, it's probably easier to just read the first half of her sentence, sneer at her choice of a career in journalism and then sneer at her while projecting your own ideas onto her.

How the UK's national memory lives in a ROBOT in Kew

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We should be archiving it on the moon, so it survives any Earth based disaster that's small enough to leave the moon's surface unharmed. eg. climate change, many levels of asteroid impact, supervolcano, gamma ray burst, etc. Even if all life on Earth is wiped out, the sum of our knowledge will remain available for any life that comes along later, either from elsewhere or starting from scratch locally.

I propose a system that starts with extremely large scale symbols, visible to the naked eye from the surface of the Earth - enough to inspire curiosity, so as to encourage further investigation. Then smaller symbols, still large enough to be seen with primitive optics, which explain some basic science. As concepts get more advanced, the symbols can be smaller, as they'll have already explained how to develop better telescopes. Smaller symbols can be duplicated over more of the moon's surface to allow for redundancy. At the stage where rocketry, orbital mechanics, etc. are sufficiently explained, everything else can be stored in a bunch of duplicated vaults - readily available for direct physical examination.

Large symbols can be written with nuclear weapons and smaller ones with orbital lasers and rovers.

/bosh

Blighty could put a (WO)MAN on MARS by 2040, says sci minister

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Re: Voting

It's fantastic what we could do if we just ignored physics, reality and all that other nonsense. :)

Cheap 3D printer works with steel

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Not even close to useful yet.

I don't need to print a washer, shower curtain ring, action figure , circuit board or anything else so trivial.

I'll buy my first 3D printer when I can print Kelly LeBrock.

Sensors and sensibility: Quirky’s Spotter multi-purpose monitor module

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Was briefly enthused...

At first, I thought I could buy one of these and stick it on my home network and then be able to use my PC or Raspberry Pi to graph the sensor data over time.

Nope.

IT MELTDOWN ruins Cyber Monday for RBS, Natwest customers

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Did they just roll back to the previous day's data?

It's shocking that people have seen money go missing. I mean, being unable to use your credit card or withdraw cash is obviously bad, but you can get around that by keeping credit cards from more than one provider. Seeing your wages vanish is another thing entirely.

Sceptic-bait E-Cat COLD FUSION generator goes on sale for $US1.5m

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Re: Don't stand too close

I suppose that is true if you ignore solar PV, hydro-electric power plants, wind turbines, diesel generators, etc...

DEATH-PROOF your old XP netbook: 5 OSes to bring it back to life

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What about keeping XP?

I've got an NC10 that I still use for programming during my commute. It came with XP and I run Visual Studio on it, which sounds absolutely horrific, but works well enough. Building is slow, but just writing code is fine, so I can upload it and do my builds/debugging on my desktop when I'm at home.

So what about sticking with XP? As I understand it, the idea is that Microsoft will stop supporting it, so there will be no further security patches and that's the main concern. Is there more to it than that? Can the netbook be kept secure enough to continue working on it and include some minor web access in that or is it really curtains?

SILENCE of the OWLS may mean real-life 'Whisper Mode' for Black Helicopters

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In other words...

Owls are quiet. If we can copy their methods then our machines can be quiet too.

Well, shit.

The latest stupid yoof craze: Taking selfies - while DRIVING

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My passenger took the photo, your honour.

Gaming co ESEA hit by $1m fine for hidden Bitcoin mining enslaver

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Re: Punishment

Because otherwise, companies could just pick out an employee and force/bribe them take the blame even if many more people were involved in the crime.

Possibly EXPLODING or GLORIOUS Comet ISON: The (GIF) MOVIE

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Re: As any fule kno

But 'graphics' comes from the word 'giraffics' as the first image on a computer screen looked a bit like a horse with a very long neck.

Company selling you out? You've been TUPE-ed

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'employee representatives may want to take legal advice: “If they don’t have the benefit of that, they are left probably for the first time in their lives with a set of issues they haven’t faced before..."'

What?

Sony scoffs at the Microsoft EX-BOX: A MILLION PS4s sell in ONE day

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PS2 introduced DVD to the masses when dedicated players cost more than the games machine. PS3 did similar with Blu-ray and also introduced a platform that could be updated with new apps, adding things like iPlayer and Netflix over time. PS4 offers a hardware upgrade that will make the games look better (and potentially run smoother), but adds nothing as obvious beyond that as the previous two generations.

I hope it does well, but I think it might see a more gradual uptake than the PS2 and PS3, despite Sony having managed to reign in the cost compared to the last iteration, which had a huge launch price.

The day one sales are impressive, but possibly more indicative of efficient logistics than mid to long term demand for the machine. I'm just saying it's early days and probably too early to draw any conclusions.

Oculus: 'Terrifying' virtual reality gaming 'will change the world', WE SWEAR IT

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Re: 20/20 vision

I believe the dev-kits came with some optional lenses you could swap in and out to adjust for basic sight problems.

'Weird' OBJECT, PROPELLED by its OWN JETS, spotted beyond Mars orbit by Hubble

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Re: First example?

The force coming from the sun hits the sunward facing side of the asteroid fairly evenly. So if the asteroid is asymettrical, there will be a greater force to one side of its centre of mass than the other. This will cause it to spin.

BIG, CURVY Apple models: Just right for SLAP AND TICKLE

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Re: Am I misunderstanding?

From the way this article's written it sounds more like the edges are just rounded off a bit. Maybe this isn't even part of the visible display, but just the glass bevel bending around the sides of the phone. I'm not sure what would be so innovative about curved glass, though. I mean, drinking glasses have managed to have curved edges for hundreds of years.

Sail HO! Look out Bay Area - it's the Google Galleon

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Re: East coast of the US

What? It's November.

We'll build Elon Musk's Hyperloop ... if you lob us ONE-MEELLION dollars

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Re: Fast horizontal elevator?

The Channel Tunnel seems to work fairly well, though. You're underground for about half an hour (roughly!) and there are windows, but there's noting to see through them.

Just stick a TV in the capsule and blast the passengers with adverts for half an hour and you'll be fine. :)

Alien planet is just like EARTH - except for ONE tiny detail

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Re: That's not the only thing that doesn't make any sense

Is it because when you get that much dust and put it really close together it's combined mass exerts a large enough gravitational force to melt it into a big lump?

Google in PRODUCT RECALL for its Glass spy-goggles

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Re: Too soon.

Google Peepers.

Oz racehorse shod with 3D-printed titanium hoofwear

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If only someone had told them..

...horses have four legs.

Comet ISON perhaps NOT GARBAGE after all - glows GREEN in latest snaps

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Quality Mistake

"discovered last by amateur Russian astronomers "

Poor things. :)

Billionaire vows to turn 007's Lotus Esprit into actual submarine car

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Next up...

Doc Brown's DeLorean.

Do not adjust your set: TV market slows, 'connected TV' grows

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Re: Turned our oldest LCD TV into a Smart TV

That's interesting about Netflix being better when watched via the PS3.

I have a Samsung Smart TV with a PS3 connected and I found that Lovefilm is the opposite. ie. using the Lovefilm player on the PS3 results in a far inferior stream than watching it via the Smart TV app.

OK, it's not THAT interesting, but the point is that if you have more than one way of accessing these services you should test them all because you'll end up with different results, even on the same screen.

Boffins spot LONE PLANET roaming interstellar void

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Re: "Orbiting nothing"?

It's probably orbiting the centre of mass of the galaxy anyway.

Google to award bounties for fixing non-Google open source code

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It must suck to be you, Mr. Coward.

Oh, shoppin’ HELL: I’m in the supermarket of the DAMNED

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My approach

1: Don't use the self-checkouts. If they want me to do it myself, it should be cheaper, as I'm not paying for the cashier.

2: If there's no other option, try using the self-checkout.

3: If it doesn't work at any time, just leave all my shopping on it and walk off.

Basically RUBBISH 'COMET of the Century' ISON snapped by HiRISE in Mars orbit

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Comet of the Century

If it's a bit of a dud let's hope it ISN'T the comet of the century.

Exciting MIT droplet discovery could turbocharge power plants, airships and more

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Re: Nothing will make airships viable.

It has the advantage of being able to compensate for burning off fuel by gradually allowing air into the envelope too.

HGST hoiks out Death Valley-proof hi-cap HDD

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Racetrack Playa

The road past Teakettle Junction, heading out to Racetrack Playa is perfect for testing this. There's a good long stretch that's like driving along corrugated iron, with corrugations about a foot apart. I've never vibrated so much in my life.

Chinese building orbital lab by 2023 to make 'space medicine'

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Re: "Not for weapons, honestly"

Well, there was that time they used an ICBM to shoot a defunct satelitte out of orbit, causing a right old mess in the process.

UK's Get Safe Online? 'No one cares' - run the blockbuster ads instead

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Re: Blaming the victim?

The bank is legally required to give you the money back. It's then up to the bank whether or not to try and pursue the person who stole it.

Facebook Frankenphoto morgue will store your cold, dead selfies FOREVER

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No, he means facebook can keep selling access to users to advertisers. The archive is used to keep those users returning to facebook so they are available for sale.

Fandroids at pranksters' mercy: Android remote password reset now live

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NSA angle

So, seeing as the NSA has access to GMail, this means they can wipe all Android phones at will, right?

Greece ends extra hols for civil servants forced to use hated computers

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Re: Bankrupt - No wonder

I think you thought Greece was literally an island.

Great Britain rebuilt - in Minecraft: Intern reveals 22-BEEELLION block map

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Re: Why bother ?

Because it gave the intern a chance to learn about working with large datasets whilst doing somethng creative with the OS data in a way that makes it accessible to others.

Better than spending the summer fetching coffees and printing out emails.

Boffins debate killing leap seconds to help sysadmins

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No, the Earth's rotational period is gradually increasing as angular momentum is transferred to the Moon. However, it doesn't slow down at a constant rate and events such as earthquakes can cause the planet to spin faster.

Rotten Apple iOS 7 fury: Glitchy audio or is today's music really that bad?

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No possibility of them deliberately overstating the problem and you guys missing the sense of humour then? :)

It's Grand Theft Auto 5 day: Any of you kids remember GTA the First?

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Parameters

I remember looking through the data files and finding that it was dead easy to adjust all the driving and handling characteristics of the cars.

Out came the indestructible 900mph taxi of doom.

Zombie PCs are for crimelord chumps: Fear clusters, says infosec ace

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Wait a minute...

Is his whole argument that the software that comes with Hadoop clusters makes it a bit easier than writing your own software to run on a bot net?

Horrific moment curvy mum-of-none Mail Online spills everyone's data

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He he

"At time of writing, however, it's unclear whether the newspaper had turned itself into the Information Commissioner's Office."

Banknote campaigner's Twitter rape threats ordeal: Bloke, 21, cuffed

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Re: Get rid of images of people

We should get rid of images all together and just have plain banknotes!

Wow! British Gas bungs a million remote-controlled sales-droids in UK homes

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Costs hidden...

"Such clues are, apparently, too subtle for the great British public who need real-time displays of their spending before they'll drag themselves off the sofa to turn off the unused shower."

The trouble is that the utility companies do all they can to hide these clues by averaging bills over long time periods, etc. ie. Over the last ten years or so, my electricity and gas bills have been the same each month for a year at a time or maybe two or three years. They just don't show the diffrerences in using the clothes dryer less for a couple of weeks or making an effort not to leave any lights on. It's all smoothed out and hidden away.

Man who pulled gun during chess game surrenders to robot cop

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I wonder what started the argument.

Maybe the host took ages to move instead of going to the fridge for more beers, causing his guest to remark, "Get us another beer, would ya? This one's gone stale, mate."

Fanbois smash iPhone 5s much sooner than iPhone 3s ... but WHY?

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Anecdotal Evidence

Here's some for you.

I'm on my third iPhone 5 because I've had to return two to Apple due to hardware faults (looked like the video RAM for the camera was faulty).

From this I draw the conclusion that the iPhone 5 is not as well made as the 1 or the 3GS I've had before.

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