Posts by Baskitcaise

Hmmmmmmm

A box box?

Icon? use your imagination.

"Put your tongue in the position for "l" and blow out."

Don`t forget the phlegm, you gotta have loads of phlegm.

Disclaimer: I am of the sheep bothering persuasion myself.

Not all of them with the same person, obviously?

Going by the report could it be the same iPhone person?

Badgers? well they are easier to get rid of than crab apples.

fine weekend to go camping

I shall be happily ensconced in a nice small valley I know in North Wales.

No street lights nor houses for miles.

No phones,

No computers.

Just a tent, good company and the stars.

Bliss.

Flames? from the camp fire of course.

Don't buy an iPhone 4...

"England has no stock at all."

The have all been sent back on recall.

Enjoy.

1/10

No "!!!11!!elebenty!one!"`s

No "CAPSLOCK"

Most important I understood every word.

Please try harder.

er..

You will be needing the iPad version then.

Mine is the stained waterproof one please.

I... eh?... what?

Where to start?

But there again I have not got all night.

Internet tax

I hope if they do then it is a pay per view type of tax.

I have no desire to watch anything.

I have no TV and therefore no need for a licence, as far as I am concerned they can have my IP ( fixed ) and bill me for every second of any channel they can prove I have watched but if they put a blanket "tax" on the internet then they can kiss my sweet bibby as I will fight tooth and nail.

Pedant alert

These are not boats they are ships.

boat = subamrine

ship = surface ( hopefully )

£20`ish

Just got one of the clones from a Channel Island company cost me ( with discount about £16 P&P Inc )

720x480, comes with charging mains plug* + USB cables.

Cheap, cheerful and fun, just point and click.

* In fact this is a 3 pin mains plug with a USB outlet that the USB cable plugs into very handy for charging all the other portable USB things I have, Yes I do shiny in a big way.

...just how did it survive so long?

It went at night.

Eyjafjallajokull etc..

Umm I think your keyboard is b0rken.

Coat? mine is the one with the nose filters and heel pumps thanks.

£12`s worth by the look

Someone must have paid their El Reg dues early and used the AMFM generator button option.

Wasn't this from a short story by...

I thought it was L Ron Hubbard ?

Why All The Capitals?

You mean you did not get the blip message?

Is your crypto pad bust?

le Tit.

Scuntholme?

Paris, need you ask?

Ditto

I ditched my TV 18 months ago and have all the little envelopes to prove it (no matter how many times I state I do not want to watch TV).

If I start getting demands again because I have a net connection then I will ask for proof of my IP connecting and using said "service"

Even if I did want to watch then they had better upgrade my line to a decent bandwidth for free.

/rant