17 posts • joined 6 Jul 2009
In other news...
Toyota, Haliburton, the government of Tanzania, The Blue Goat Bar, and the estate of the late Mike Jackson have all released Flash-based enhancements.
does anyone edit these articles?
I'm not by any means a perfect typist, but this article is just plain painful to read. Flick the grammar checker to "on" please.
After watching the opening few minutes of EMC's VFCache superhero BS (http://developer-content.emc.com/community/connect/live_event/lightning_feed_640.htm), then sifting through your typos, I've had enough. Beer time, and it's only 2pm!
Who's going to be the first (and second) to post results for SSS PTS benchmark to end all SSD benchmarks? Come on, the first will be the World Number1! Great for a press release!
Big in Japan too
Seems to be the #1 screen that disappears as soon as the boss walks by our incredibly small desks in Tokyo. Why do the Japanese love Yahoo!? I have yet to find the answer.
Which is more funny?:
Goldman Sachs(#33 on the list) shows "N.A." for job growth and number of US employees.
Goldman Sachs is ranked just ahead of The Nugget Market.
Go right ahead being quibbly
The first photo shows the drive with you data all safe and sound.
The second photo shows the drive after all data has been lost due to an Elcrappo FW bug.
Seriously, it would be nice to see the business end with the connectors, flashing LEDs, and panic button.
Trying desperately to fill the monthly article quota?
Sheesh! At least add some decent equations, or a tad bit more science.
Back up NOW
Hit the backup button now, doowles. With a statement like that, you are doomed!
Can't think of a witty title
A big thank you to the courts for restoring some of my faith in government. Logical and well written decision.
Best CR I have seen: http://bugs.opensolaris.org/bugdatabase/view_bug.do?bug_id=6976756
...let's me upload pics of my bits to the El Reg site?
I really think you should let us pick our own avatars....
Lame story, El Reg. Seems you just wanted to fit the word "hoodie" on your site.
New business opportunity
Venetian blinds with a photo-realistic depiction of your EMPTY garage. Hang em just inside the garage door and zim zam zoom => GSV Protection!
Also offering super sized versions with an image of an empty lot, police car in front of your house, or...
See Sun F5100 Flash Array
Er, um, I meant:
See Oracle F5100 Flash Array...
As an American living in Japan, I see two possible solutions:
American solution: If you don't have trains, you won't have train trouble. Close it down.
Japanese solution: Hire the Japanese to run your Chunnel thingy. The only thing that stops trains over here are "jumpers".
Jeeze, such language
Now, I'm usually game for a little foul language, but did the author just step off the pickup basketball court?
Common on, easy with the swearing.
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