17 posts • joined Monday 6th July 2009 08:36 GMT
does anyone edit these articles?
I'm not by any means a perfect typist, but this article is just plain painful to read. Flick the grammar checker to "on" please.
After watching the opening few minutes of EMC's VFCache superhero BS (http://developer-content.emc.com/community/connect/live_event/lightning_feed_640.htm), then sifting through your typos, I've had enough. Beer time, and it's only 2pm!
Who's going to be the first (and second) to post results for SSS PTS benchmark to end all SSD benchmarks? Come on, the first will be the World Number1! Great for a press release!
Which is more funny?:
Goldman Sachs(#33 on the list) shows "N.A." for job growth and number of US employees.
Goldman Sachs is ranked just ahead of The Nugget Market.
Go right ahead being quibbly
The first photo shows the drive with you data all safe and sound.
The second photo shows the drive after all data has been lost due to an Elcrappo FW bug.
Seriously, it would be nice to see the business end with the connectors, flashing LEDs, and panic button.
...let's me upload pics of my bits to the El Reg site?
I really think you should let us pick our own avatars....
New business opportunity
Venetian blinds with a photo-realistic depiction of your EMPTY garage. Hang em just inside the garage door and zim zam zoom => GSV Protection!
Also offering super sized versions with an image of an empty lot, police car in front of your house, or...
As an American living in Japan, I see two possible solutions:
American solution: If you don't have trains, you won't have train trouble. Close it down.
Japanese solution: Hire the Japanese to run your Chunnel thingy. The only thing that stops trains over here are "jumpers".
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