MacDonald's New Zealand and Australia restaurants?
They have restaurants now???
926 posts • joined 3 Jul 2009
They have restaurants now???
I'm an Australian and I still don't know what "shirt-front" means.
Using Telstra is its own punishment.
What does the FBI have against foot fetishists?
Or did they mean paedophiles?
"This is the kind of person that works in a basement..."
...running the supercomputer or the stock market or the Internet...
This one seems to qualify.
Next time get a Nexus. :-)
...says the twunt who's single-handedly destroyed Australia's chance at a modern Internet infrastructure and who's been an ardent supported of data retention laws.
"Invite" is a verb. The word you're looking for is "invitation".
Keyboard - you owe me a new one.
So - no change then.
Except noble intentions. That's new.
MS have never failed to meet my expectations.
I've always expected it to be absolute shite, and it always has been.
Where did he find the stolen celebs?
I'm not sure whether this is a story about a different Australia, a fictional Australia, or a prediction that by 2017 we'll have a left-of-centre Labor Party.
We certainly don't have one now.
Procedure for my new Lenovo:
Take out of box;
insert USB with Linux image;
press secret Novo button with paperclip;
You don't want to anger the volcano god.
Gee - who'd o' thunk it?
Besides everyone I mean.
For the first time they can honestly say that it's not a bug, it's a feature.
That's three spellings of the moon's name in one article. Would you care to try for four?
Could they be a problem?
Isn't that what they call a masturbator?
Trabant would be more accurate.
My Nexus 4 got the update yesterday.
We-uns is jus' like Merka now!
A classic case of stupidity being its own punishment.
But what's that in hogsheads per furlong?
The gods preserve us from this buffoon.
"a Windows 8/8.1/10 install"
I suspect you mean installation.
What a brilliant young woman!
Is the US the last country on the planet to ban hand-held mobes while driving?
But surely they'd see the double extension and...oh...wait...Windows users.
But surely they wouldn't allow important systems to run unapproved exe files and...oh...wait...Windows users.
A pattern is starting to emerge.
That would be "still".
How about allowing AdblockPlus for Chrome? Problem solved.
iOS only? Seriously? So it could only reach - what - 15% of users?
This is the kind of brilliance that we've come to expect from Turnbull.
"Hey - this product we've got really stinks. People hate it."
"Well, we'd better fix it then."
"You mean make it work better?"
"Don't be stupid - we'll do what we've always done!"
"Ah. Change the name. Gotcha."
Skype turned to shite as soon as Microsoft got its grubby hands on it, and it's getting worse. Now it's just untrustworthy shite.
El Reg, you really need to find correspondents who have a basic command of English, or use a sub editor.
Australia has an opposition now?
Thank the gods. What are they called?
" Its shocking that to date - Internet explorer doesn't work on linux or android out the box."
I'd say it's a good thing. There may be some in the open source world who'd be tempted to try it - this takes away whatever minuscule temptation there may be.
"When did Australia become a fascist state?"
At the last federal election.
"I wonder what the S.I. units of Incompetence are?"
5 Samsungs = 1 Microsoft.
No doubt there was much hilarity as the Chinese pored over the plans of the Flying Lemon.
"Hershey chocolate" is an oxymoron.
Anyone who adds a modifier to "unique" - as in "very unique" should be shot into space in a canon to examine the pillars first-hand.
Really - did you actually pay that 10 year old to do that?
Dreadful. Just dreadful.
And people are *still* using Windows?