859 posts • joined 3 Jul 2009
Give that man a medal.
"What - you want to see how we manipulate the results? Bugger off."
Probably closer to 99, but have a like anyway.
Precisely, It's a crosshatch. Trust the Yanks to fsck it up.
Given that the Americans measure everything in football fields, they probably got it right.
Of course they never say which brand of football. (I assume they're all different sizes.)
The Microsoft solution - don't build a decent product, but do lots of advertising.
...about 16 feet long and weighed in at 900 pounds
But what's that in football fields?
This gives new meaning to
"You're holding it wrong."
They must be stopped!
Defund them immediately!
A damn good effort for a first go!
But Windows has always been a POS
Well someone had to say it.
Now with even more shite!
No doubt they'd allow dog turds for political donations if there was a buck in it.
I'd have thought that a mirror would be cheaper.
Maybe they were just holding it wrong.
Haven't we done enough to the poor old Aborigines but we have to impose Windows on them too?
"I guess they could care less how the rest of the world view us."
I suspect they couldn't.
Have they patented 4.7" displays yet?
If not, why not?
Bayonet lens mounts?
Wow! What a brilliant idea! No-one's ever thought of that before - no prior art there. Definitely a well-deserved patent.
A turd by any other name...
About what you'd expect from the Liberal Party Lite.
*The "Opal" name is consciously modelled on London's "Oyster Card".
How TF does that work?
Will it run Linux?
Re: ai won't
It's hard to take anyone who can't find the shift key seriously.
normally consist s of highly diluted solutions of natural substances water"
I fixed that for you.
Whereas previously it was a cult built around a live man.
Microsoft is in favour of it?
Gods. There must be something dramatically wrong with it!
Providing you mute the sound.
Re: Well, that screws...
"Don't they have Office 365 available in Aus?"
Yep. That's why they're going with Google.
There are *legal* gun sales online?
Fine them $1M a minute until their web site complies.
"You're pretty genius in our business if..."
You're pretty idiot if you failed primary school English.
I note that there's no mention of "quality" anywhere. Plus ça change.
No representation without taxation!
You know why they call him a guru?
Because it's easier to spell than charlatan.
I've flown Emirates a few times from Oz to Europe and back. The stopover in Dubai is a PITA, though the view on departure can be pretty amazing. But the planes are new, the interiors are pleasant (for people tubes), the seats are relatively comfy (for aeroplane seats), the entertainment system (it's Linux - I saw them boot it) is awesome and the food was restaurant quality (not Michelin star, but I've had much worse).
Oh - and the prices were less than those of Qantas.
I only found out recently that my wife's car uses Windwoes. No wonder it's such a flakey piece of crap! (The connectivity system, not the car - the car's brilliant.)
A dog turd
by any other name would smell as sweet.
Re: As big as three football fields??
One thing that bothers me about this new and now universal unit of measurement is which brand of football it's referring to. I assume that a gridiron field and an Australian Rules field are not the same size, and that neither is the same size as a rugby union field.
This Balkanisation of units is going to get us into trouble one day.
Re: If they were serious about punishment
That would be cruel and unusual punishment.
I'm in the bridge business
And I've been doing very nicely out of this, thank you.
Ever heard of...
Fletcher Jones and Staff?
Here we go again
They deserve all they get.
Thank JehovaJesus for it. It removes that and many other abominations.
Re: They provided FULL refunds
A better outcome would have been full refunds plus a fine of, say, 1,000 times that amount.
I suppose that makes the cat a pedophile.
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