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Ken 16

Re: How many hours wasted?

quicker than putting OS/2 Warp on, then the Windows, then Lotus Smartsuite. I do miss the user manuals though.

Port Win 3.11 to ARM and I'd still use it on a tablet/tv key. It wasn't that bad at the time.

Ken 16

shut in and left completely isolated for up to three months

"chemical toilets for when the base was closed to save precious water, and worst of all, cardboard coffins for those who didn’t make it"

The only flaw is that most of them wouldn't attend.

Ken 16
Holmes

How about Google?

Remind people what search engines looked like...

Ken 16

or Navfree?

I find its navigation smoother (less of the map wriggling about and 'route recalculation warnings') than OSMand though they generally get the same answer

Ken 16

End of the last Ice Age == Population explosion

Warmer weather == less clothes, more rain==wet t-shirts and while I'm not suggesting that monetary prostitution was involved in cave man days, the trade of sex for food (in the absence of gender frameworks, or condoms) may have been a contributing factor.

Yaba daba doo!

Ken 16
Alien

Re: 98% ?

or at least should be able to get most of the blueprints for a future time machine which is.

Ken 16
Trollface

Why bother to post the details in the first place?

Since they could see they were going to take them down later?

Ken 16
Paris Hilton

Re: Hate speech not the best indicator

Yes, population pressure, youth unemployment, economic collapse, then a tipping point when a scapegoat is found - the usual; purges don't have to be ethnically based, they can be religious or political and words shift to take on new meanings.

Ken 16

"So why is my laptop so slow?"

Try, "That's the porn"

Ken 16
Devil

Re: It's whether the degree is *hard* or *soft*

I'd love to study 'Harry Potter and Ethical Hacking', presumably it means sneaking into the client office under an invisibility cloak instead of having someone hold the door while you juggle a mobile phone and a coffee in front of your photoshopped ID and then shoving your wand into the usb port of the closest unlocked machine.

Ken 16

EasyJet maybe, Ryanair aren't a UK company.

Ken 16
Pint

Re: "...required for safe and effective weapons delivery." - RAF

I'll go with b) since I can't imagine any effective weapon being safe for the person it's delivered to

Ken 16
Mushroom

Let's not confuse expectations with requirements

This article is worth it for the comments.

I agree customer expectations have been rising (and are partially met in most cases by improving availability solutions) but the difference between a qualified requirement and an expectation is whether someone is willing to pay to get it done.

Clouds sound good, just get SLA's on performance, security, disaster recovery (what's that, you've only one cloud site, you don't have anywhere to recover it to, you'd take months to move the data?)

Ken 16

Re: Capitalism without bancruptcy is like religion without hell.

Does Birmingham have a direct flight to London?

Ken 16

Re: Elon Musk owns his own spaceship

but does he have an underground lair?

Ken 16

Re: You're all wrong.

How many bitchslaps to the thump?

Ken 16
Facepalm

I didn't know Oracle made storage

I'm not trolling, this is genuine ignorance. I guess that means their marketing is letting the side down.

Ken 16

ICL OPD

I've still got a small box of micro drives for mine.

Can't remember them ever working...

Ken 16
IT Angle

Re: Cyclists are not 'required' to wear anything

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Naked_Bike_Ride

Ken 16
Big Brother

Re: Prison Mainframe?

We sentence you to 5 years hard COBOL

Ken 16

Re: Absolutely

It is harder to get flavour at lower alcohol levels, which is why a lot of wines have been creeping up in strength but a nice red should be able to cope at 12% and a nice white at 10%, otherwise you may as well sling oak chips in the barrel and top it up to 15% to impress the critics whose tongues have been pickled.

Ken 16
Pint

Ho ho ho

With Samichlaus beer, every day is like Christmas.

Ken 16
Paris Hilton

Re: The Beeb article said it tool a *lot* of training....

There can't be much to do in North Carolina, can there?

Ken 16
Devil

I thought he'd retired from that

Ken 16

I used to get USB's wrong

until someone gave me the helpful advice that the seam is on the bottom

Ken 16

Re: $10,600 = 53 x $200

It's telling you that it wants to pursue an exciting opportunity in the pre-packaged food industry

Ken 16

Bring back the Vampire Tap!

That was the only fun part of networking.

Ken 16

BFG = Artillery

I believe armies even have specialists in operating those big fucking guns.

Ken 16
Facepalm

Re: Wan... oops I mean Bankers

I wear a suit when I visit a customer who wears a suit, dress down when my customer does because they are paying me (indirectly) and I want to work smoothly with them but an investor is a different story, surely the respect you show should be in relation to how much you want their money - if they're willing to capitalise Facebook to the tune of USD45Bilion then how much more do they need him than he needs them? He could probably have come to meetings wearing fluffy bunny slippers and a mickey mouse T-shirt and still had them begging him to let them invest.

Ken 16

18 Million

of whose dollars?

Ken 16
Trollface

Not for long!

Ken 16
Thumb Up

Fair F**ks, Lads

They actually got something into orbit. That's not easy.

Ken 16

Robot Tanks - that is a brilliant idea, especially if they can convert surplus Warsaw Pact machines. Maybe Apple can do the maps for the invasion route?

Ken 16

Re: RASCAL

Why not Concept Robotic Aircrew Systems Helicopter?

Ken 16

Internal Market for EC107?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/29/prisoner_phone_charger/

If you're going to shove a phone up your jaxie, best use the smallest one in the world

Ken 16

Wouldn't they learn more if they send a couple? the space shuttle astronauts never published their findings on zero G sex.

Ken 16

Phase 2

Build a dome over the centre.

Ken 16
Trollface

Also

This...IS SPARTA!!!

Ken 16

he said Athenian CITIZEN

ie: the top 2% or so of the population, slaves, women, youngsters didn't get a vote

Ken 16

Re: mmmmmmmmmmmm

That's not how you pronounce it

Ken 16
Facepalm

"at this price I reckon Apple is pushing its luck"

Apple pushing it's luck qualifies as news now?

Ken 16

Re: this reminds me of my favourite statistic

No, the ones without smart phones are more likely to have sex with people they've met before.

Ken 16

Re: Fewer?

Yes, I think it's saying they're using fewer than one at a time. Presumably they decided it was more effective as a waterproof case for their phone?

Ken 16

rohrbaugh r9

Same size, more technical, bigger bang?

Ken 16
Trollface

* The Register has no way of knowing the user's true identity

Can't you look him up on Wikipedia?

Ken 16

Re: More bad "design" from Apple

I recently (for no good reason) stuck a new OS on my old IBM Thinkpad 240x. Every single part of it is designed for access to Field Replaceable Units like memory, battery, hard drive, while the outside is lined with ports (USB, PCMCIA, modem, serial, parallel, IR, floppy, sound). It's certainly a different design paradigm, but depends on how you use your toys. I'd imagine someone buying a MacBook isn't going to want to tinker with it very often or keep it 15 years.

Ken 16

Re: para-what?

No, the _other_ kind of sucking

Ken 16

Re: Its depends on your age..

Back in the 70's I was watching the old ones on TV before I got to see new ones in the Cinema.

Ken 16

Re: Hmmm

Although it's that scene with Goldfinger controlling the industrial laser which comes to my mind whenever an ad for laser hair removal appears on TV...

Ken 16

I assume there'll be a follow on poll for best Bond film?

OHMSS is my personal favourite, which influences my choice of Bond, Casino Royale (the Craig one, not the Niven/Allen one) my second choice, probably because both stay pretty close to the books and don't go nuts on the special effects and From Russia With Love, my third.

Get me started on the worst three...

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