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Hollywood's made an INTELLIGENT science vs religion film?!

Neil Woolford

Do I spot a Great Gatsby reference in the still?

The eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleburg overlooking the Valley of the Ashes

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Nuts to your poncey hipster coffees, I want a TESLA ELECTRO-CAFE

Neil Woolford

Re: meanwhile in the real world

And they always buy the catering size and *leave the lid off day and night* just to ensure that it is disgusting and nothing at all like coffee.

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CAPTCHA challenges you to copy pointillist painter Seurat's classic

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Am I alone in seeing the word...

...cunt in challenge two?

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Bad back? Show some spine and stop popping paracetamol

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Paracetamol - the truth?

Or is it just me. I've never found it the least use as a pain-killer or anti-inflammatory.

Aspirin seems pretty good if your gut tolerates it, Ibuprofen certainly acts well as an anti-inflamatory for me (as do Diclofenac and Naproxen) but for pain relief the opiates are the way to go. In the UK Codis (Codeine and dispersible Aspirin) is pharmacy only but doesn't need a prescription. However it has moved 'behind the counter' and risen in price a lot recently.

But yes, if you are getting chronic back pain, then posture, working arrangements and the right excercise are probably as important as anything.

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Look what's screeching into the Internet of Stuff: SELF-DRIVING CARS

Neil Woolford
IT Angle

Hotel decor.

What scary, scary carpet!

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Eight hour cleansing to get all the 'faggots' and 'bitches' OUT of Github

Neil Woolford
Trollface

Something from the old jokes home is relevant here.

"I say I say I say, how do you tell if a person is a vegan?"

"I don't know, my good man, how do you tell if a person is a vegan?"

"You don't have to, they'll tell you soon enough!"

"I do not wish to know that.. cont p94.

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Battery vendors push ultracapacitor wrappers to give Li-ions more bite

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Coat

Wrapper, Lion, bite...

Is it just me, or is the standard of Register article titles being proudly upheld here?

The one with the brown stains round the pockets please...

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Hey, IT department! Sick of vendor shaftings? Why not DO IT, yourself

Neil Woolford

Lovely writing. The "possessed multi function device on the 8th floor"...

I'd especially advise not working on that one after hours; the lights will start flickering, and it won't go well for you.

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Your encrypted files are 'exponentially easier' to crack, warn MIT boffins

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Re: Breaking messages 101

Very much the reason that Enigma was breakable in practice, unnecessary volumes of traffic and the sending of stereotyped or guessable message content. I mean, sending the daily met reports on the same machines and with the same settings as strategic information...

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Sysadmins: Everything they told you about backup WAS A LIE

Neil Woolford
Holmes

Re: Well, yeah.

Aviation was the original home of the checklist for complex but routine operations. The use of them came out of a crash that nearly bankrupted Boeing.

More at http://www.atchistory.org/History/checklst2.htm

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BBC abandons 3D TV, cites 'disappointing' results

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Boffin

Re: Where's the ASA?

Well, it isn't trivial. There's an excellent research white paper from the bbc at http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/rd/pubs/whp/whp-pdf-files/WHP209.pdf which details the problems.

And yes, I do agree that ameliorating them would be much better than faffing about with stereoscopic technology of dubious value...

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Woolwich beheading sparks call to REVIVE UK Snoopers' Charter

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Old lawyers saying...

"Hard cases make bad law."

Layman's translation; if you base your laws on the worst behaviour possible it is a poor basis for a general law which would cover a wider range of less extreme cases. In other words, a general law is better drafted for the average circumstance as this will be more common.

So don't use this vicious and unusual crime to pass legislation that will creep into general surveillance for many purposes.

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What’s a computer? Eat yourself fitter!

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Eidophor?

Eidophor projectors, with oil films and schlieren optics. Surely someone else remembers them...

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Facebook testing $100 fee to mail Mark Zuckerberg

Neil Woolford

Cheap at..

fifty dollars a word.

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The amazing magical LED: Has it really been fifty years already?

Neil Woolford
FAIL

Reverse biased diodes don't pass (significant) current.

So where is the energy coming from to create the light?

Every time one has lit up for me, it's been forward biased, with a ballast resistor or other arrangement to ensure a sustainable current level and avoid self-destruction.

As I've been tinkering with them since their infancy I think I've got them the right way round.

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Forget value-added broker jokes: Could YOU shift nuclear plant scrap?

Neil Woolford
Happy

Interpersonal skills...

Explain pleasantly that it is for your prized vintage Rogers Ravernsbourne amp, and a free 'sample' may well be forthcoming... Worked for me.

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RIP heroic SPB playmonaut

Neil Woolford
Pint

For Pudney

Do not despair

For Johnny-play-in-air;

He bobs around

To certainly be found.

..

Send out no boats

For Johnny-off-the-coast;

And keep your tears

For him in after years.

..

Better by far

For Johnny-the-bright-star,

To forge ahead,

And launch again instead.

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Forget fluorescents, plastic lighting strips coming out next year

Neil Woolford
Holmes

Always nice to see an oscilloscope

It must be *real* science if there is a scope with a couple of traces in shot.

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Snake-fondling blonde nude punts Polish coffins

Neil Woolford
Paris Hilton

Re: Spoilt by.....

Some poor sods work in places where any display of nipples on computer is considered to be an HR department matter...

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Serenading mice can sing along if you hum a few bars

Neil Woolford
Unhappy

Re: I heard mice sing...

Sticky traps. Please don't, people.

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Fans revolt over Amazon 'adware' in Ubuntu desktop search results

Neil Woolford
WTF?

Read the original material from Canonical, peoples.

It is referenced in the original article.

Most of the comments above are clearly made in ignorance of what is actually proposed, and how aspects of the Unity desktop (specifically lenses) work...

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Fader pushers mourn Fritz Sennheiser

Neil Woolford

I'm having a memorial listen on my original HD414s right now.

Bought when I were a lad. From Hamilton Electronics in Southampton, in case anyone else remembers them. Still a superb sound as far as my aging ears can tell, natural, clean smooth and detailed. Good for a very wide range of music types and speech too. If things sound poor on them it is due to bad engineering in the origination or poor equipment in the reproduction chain. By the way, their current earbud production isn't bad either...

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LHC boffins crank beams to 3.5 TeV redline

Neil Woolford
Coat

Dr Fronkensteen...

Frau Bluecher!

What hump?

Therewoolf...

See Mel Brooks' "Young Frankenstein" it that means nothing to you.

Watch it again if it does!

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Google goes cycling

Neil Woolford

New to Google perhaps, but old hat at ViaMichelin

Those cheese-eating surrender monkeys at Michelin have been offering a bicycle option on their route finder (viamichelin.com) for ages. It does a pretty good job, but doesn't seem to know about the Sustrans network, which is a shame.

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Hotmail imposes tracking cookies for logout

Neil Woolford
Jobs Horns

Hotmail chagged my browser!

That is all.

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Skype for Linux set for open source

Neil Woolford

Distributives?

Actually, I rather like the sound of that...

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Microsoft howls as Google turns IE into Chrome

Neil Woolford
Headmaster

A Chatterley moment.

"Is it a browser you would wish your wife or servant to use?” after Mervyn Griffith-Jones QC.

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Firefox 3.6 trots into first alpha

Neil Woolford
Headmaster

Not Wagner indeed.

"Also sprach Zarathustra" by Richard Strauss.

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Microsoft's Bing in travel trouble

Neil Woolford
Headmaster

I think I'm with Kayak on this one...

I know there are certain elements that will always be common across sites doing similar jobs, but I've spent a few minutes playing with the hotels section of both sites, and they are very similar, not only at first sight but also when you get on to the way the results pages function and are laid out. Though for my money Kayak is tidier and has some useful bookmarking features.

If you compare Kayak and Bing to, for example, laterooms.com you'll find a very different look, feel and functions for the same task of finding accommodation. (Only laterooms has a crumb trail, results presented as a table rather than a series of individual panels as in the other two, very different map presentation...)

I think there's a case to answer.

And I just have to use that icon! Whacko! (Though not Wacko, not any more anyway.)

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Win an HTC Touch Diamond2!

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Watchdog bans Natasha Richardson ski helmet ad

Neil Woolford

@AC about Brunstrom

Not in an advertising campaign. One off use in a presentation, according to the Telegraph website if you care to search. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1549846/Decapitated-motorcyclist-used-in-speeding-campaign.html if you want to have a look.

"The presentation included details of a T-shirt worn by the motorcyclist which bore the message: 'P**s off and catch some real criminals.'" That's a nice detail. I must get one for my mate who's learning to ride a bike and foams at the mouth in the pub about speed cameras...

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UK police bust lottery scam centre in Somerset

Neil Woolford
IT Angle

Stupid people deserve to be parted from their money....

Do you include my then aged and now late mother in the class of fools who *deserve* to be parted from their money?

For the last few years of her life one of the problems I had to deal with was her willingness to send cheques for five to ten pounds to this kind of scammers at a rate of several a week, sometimes several a day.

Initially she'd show me the letters, and I'd explain that they were from swindlers and that she should throw them away. Later she concealed them from me because she didn't want that advice.

If you had sat at the Sunday tea table with your octogenarian mother and said "Mother, I am worried sick that you are being targeted by confidence tricksters from across the world. Please do not send them any money, please do not respond at all to any of their approaches." without it having any effect on her behaviour, perhaps you might have a different opinion on this problem.

Until the end of her life she was capable of shopping, holding a sensible conversation, personal care and (limited by mobility and eyesight) housework. Her critical faculties were not totally impaired, as letters from 'psychics' were always shown to me and laughingly chucked into the bin as ridiculous.

However, she was preyed on systematically by confidence tricksters who used carefully crafted letters to steal money from her. (Letters managed by sophisticated mailing techniques and response monitoring, undoubtedly using computers. Look, an IT angle!)

So tell me why she deserved that?

I am glad that the police have taken action here; I know that there are many other similar crooks who also need to be pursued.

Neil

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Pirate Bay prosecutors get jiggy with charge sheet - again

Neil Woolford

Weak Google-fu there mate

The term you want is "Coldplay torrent" (no quotes...)

800,000 results in a tenth of a second.

Many of them allowing you to download dreadful dirges...

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Jaunty Jackalope alpha 3 spotted in wild

Neil Woolford

Oi, grumpy AC

The silly names are actually for development versions, on release they get a sensible, boring number. This one will become 9.04 (assuming it makes the planned release date).

Of course, those of us who never grew up will persist in using the funny names, because they are fun...

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Violet Mir:ror DIY RFID kit

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Good thing I wasn't drinking my coffee...

"when she next uses her rabbit, she has the pleasure of aural text"

And only Wednesday.

Neil

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What the Freetard Photo book tells us

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I'd never make a good troll...

@ AC at 20:08 Friday...

I'm perfectly aware that there is no "Leica Look" Photoshop (or indeed Gimp) filter. That was entirely the point of my naive query.

The hint is "Googling hasn't helped much yet."

It was a joke, just in case we are in a totally irony free zone.

Otherwise, happy to see some sharp responses to the original article, including yours.

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Neil Woolford

Do tell me more about this "Photoshop effect"

The "Leica look". I really want to use it, but my copy of Photoshop doens't have a filter by that name. Where can I find out more? Googling hasn't helped much yet.

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Clickfree Backup external hard drive

Neil Woolford
IT Angle

Childseats!

I know this is off topic, but perhaps the most important reason for disabling your front passenger seat airbag is the carrying of a baby in a rear facing child seat. The seat already restrains them well, but the airbag deploying will strike the back of the seat violently...

The site http://www.childcarseats.org.uk/faqs/index.htm gives more information. According to them it is actually illegal to fit a rear facing child seat to a front seat which has an (active) frontal airbag.

Neil

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Road warriors offered office in a suitcase

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Brilliant. Turn a laptop into...

...an Osborne! Way to go eh?

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Mobile broadband: What's it for?

Neil Woolford

If you've forgotten how to work minicom, u cn still txt.

As John posted, "I can happily report that the Huawei E220 modem works under Fedora 9 and Ubuntu 8.04. To get text messages you need to know a bit of minicom, but we all remember how that works, right?"

I've forgotten the minicom AT command stuff that I had to learn to get a GPRS card working under Ubuntu a few years back; this time round I'd suggest using the Vodafone Mobile Connect Card driver for Linux (it's on betavine, google including 'Linux'). Despite the Vodafone Card branding it configures easily for other services and devices (ok, I've not checked it with a USB device, but it looks like it should...).

The icing on the cake is a nice easy text message interface.

The software isn't perfect, with some interface glitches and for some reason it doesn't seem to receive system texts like "you have topped up" but it is usable.

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McKinnon UFO hack 'looked like cyberterrorist attack'

Neil Woolford

Did he DDOS them then?

No, thought not...

Could we add the current state of the 'anthrax letters' investigation to the related links please? Own goal, it appears.

Oh, and read Clifford Stoll's "The Cuckoo's Egg", it's a cracking yarn!

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Black hats attack gaping DNS hole

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PlusNet look to be patched.

s-oarc.net reckon "212.159.6.113 appears to have GREAT source port randomness and GREAT transaction ID randomness"

The Kaminsky page reckoned ok as well, but without the nice scatter plots and GREAT CAPITALISATION.

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The Moderatrix will see you now

Neil Woolford

Chipping away.

Are you on the level?

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Tiwi spies on your children, so you don't have to

Neil Woolford

Journal review club anyone?

AC ripostes to Jon Kale with three references. I've had a quick look at the middle one http://www.tfhrc.gov/safety/speed/speed.htm. It is quite a long review of published studies. The summary states, among other things: "When the consequences of crashes are taken into account, the risk of being involved in an injury crash is lowest for vehicles that travel near the median speed or slower and increases exponentially for motorists traveling much faster". I do not see support here for "Its actually proven that the safest drivers on the road are the ones who travel faster than 85% of everyone" as posted by AC.

Perhaps others would like to check my reading of the document and the two that I've not yet looked at...

I would however agree that the good old Yerkes-Dodson Law probably does apply well to driving tasks and concentration (arousal) will fade and performance fall if the task becomes too lacking in challenge. That's just a subjective opinion cloaked in jargon, mind...

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Mars suitable for growing asparagus

Neil Woolford

Shipping.

I thought the food miles from Peru to Worcester were a bit much. Especially when we can grow it well in the Vale of Evesham, a pushbike ride away...

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easyJet warns Expedia: 'Hands off our flights'

Neil Woolford

Be alert when booking ferries too.

There are a number of websites selling ferry tickets between the UK and other European destinations. They have an authorised agent relationship with the operators, but while their advance pricing can be good, they do tend to ramp up the prices in the last few days before a sailing. It can be well worth comparing their offers with buying direct from the operators' websites, as they sometimes price late sales at a discount to fill the space.

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Web browsers face crisis of security confidence

Neil Woolford

Nice last line...

...biting Donald Rumsfeld's arse. Couldn't have happened to a nicer man.

Back on topic, NoScript is now installed here!

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ISP reporting network to pierce bandwidth smokescreens

Neil Woolford

Oh! My chance to be a corporate shill has arrived.

The Sheffield based ISP David obliquely refers to *doesn't* offer an "unlimited" connection; in fact their website is very clear about why this can't be honestly done on a commercial basis. Secondly, the account type David refers to is an old one, (which also gave 50GB per month from midnight to 8am, if I recall rightly). The new contracts - apart from the ten quid one - all offer 15GB plus with unmetered in the small hours. They aren't all crooks, you know...

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Mozilla reaches stage 4 of Firefox 3 beta endurance test

Neil Woolford
Joke

Location bar autocomplete is terrible.

Terrible for snobs like me who always sniggered at people typing into the location bar when they should have been using the search bar or history or bookmarks.

It now works so well at searching the history and bookmarks is best done by typing straight into the location bar.

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Pure Highway in-car DAB radio

Neil Woolford

Grumpy, pedantic greybearded git that I am...

This is the second time in two days that I've seen the wrong one out of the homophones discreet and discrete used. Somewhere in the Grauniad yesterday, and now here on the Register, where I expect higher standards! (And can comment at once...)

This unit is indeed discrete, in that it stands alone, but also discreet in that it doesn't draw attention to itself by obstructing the driver's view when mounted on the screen.

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