* Posts by John 104

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Apple Watch 'didn't work on HAIRY FANBOIS, was stripped of sensor tech'

John 104

Re: Reading comprehension

@AC

"Yes, and of course without the iWatch, it would be completely impossible to do that."

Well, you could, but you'd probably be doing it wrong...

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ATTENTION SETI scientists! It's TOO LATE: ALIENS will ATTACK in 2049

John 104
Coat

A problem of scale...

"they will surely do so at once under such a stimulus: in order to revenge themselves upon a civilisation which"

But due to a miscalculation in scale, just as the fleet arrives it will be swallowed by a dog...

Mine's the one with the bag of peanuts in the pocket...

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Over 50? Out of work? Watch out because IT is about to EAT ITSELF

John 104

pfff

what a bunch of bollocks.

Information is information. Applying it in creative ways is something that AI will never be able to accomplish.

Me, I'm 45 and not horribly worried about the next 15-20 years of IT employment. Just be ready for change and roll with the punches. And stay away from big companies!

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Patch now: Design flaw in Windows security allows hackers to own corporate laptops, PCs

John 104

@AC

God I wish people would grow up. M$? Windoze? Seriously? After all these years?

Linux? Seriously?

Nix systems aren't without their issues either and for an overall enterprise solution MS is still the only game in town.

Extol all the virtues of how secure nix systems are and how awesome your VI skillz are. But nix systems are not particularly practical for getting real work done outside of the server room...

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John 104

Legitimate Question

Deployment question here.

I've read the release for MS15-14 and am unclear on one aspect. It appears to me that the highest vulnerability is with client machines connecting on disparate networks. If that is the case, then it would follow that those mobile workstations should be patched soonest. I'm seeing less of an issue or need for urgency for DCs unless the UNC hardening is desired?

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'Giving geo-engineering to this US govt is like giving a CHILD a LOADED GUN'

John 104

@bigman

Silly conservatives. How dare they ask for scientific method instead of wild declarations based on a few decades worth of manipulated figures. The whole problem with this agenda is that the politicians and their lackey bureaucrat/scientists throw terms like " settled science" around when the "facts" that they are spouting are only unproven theory at best.

It's a money game, plain and simple. The whole thing sickens me, mostly because its my money...

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Keyless vehicle theft suspects cuffed after key Met Police, er, 'lockdown'

John 104

Trunk Monkey

All you need....

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Trunk_Monkey_4/

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Not just Imation's imagination: That sinking feeling is real

John 104

Imation?

I looked to see what they even sold these days. Looks like the same idea in a different package that they used to sell. Craptastic proprietary direct attached storage solutions. And LTO tapes. Wow. No wonder they can't make a profit.

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NERDS KICK PUPPY 'bot in brutal attack

John 104

Is it me...

Or are these improved versions even more terrifying than the original big dog?

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Helium HDD prices rise way above air-filled spinning rust

John 104

@Tromos

Best comment on el Reg I've read all week.

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Are virtualisation and the cloud SNUFFING OUT traditional backup software?

John 104

Not Likely

I'm backing up about 3 terabytes a week across multiple sites. Incrementals are, naturally, less. What isn't addressed in this article is the bandwidth to move that sort of data back and forth. I can clog my backup network all I want with my own traffic and no one cares. However, I'm not so sure it would be well received if I started chugging this data over the corp network on a daily basis...

Also, I wonder, is it similar to an AWS type of tier where it is super cheap to put the data in, but a reaming to get it back out?

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GoDaddy in doghouse over puppy-flogging Super Bowl ad

John 104

Sigh

I love my country, but when hand wringing things like this happen, I really get depressed at the state it has come to. It also drives me nuts when businesses cave to thought police in this way. I say, run the ad, and if you don't like it, use a different registrar. A what? What's a registrar? is that one of those internet thingies?

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BOT AN ABOMINATION: Mechanical DRONE VAMPIRE spreads wings

John 104
Gimp

Fixed that for ya...

The latest model from EPFL builds on the previous design of the drone, dubbed DALER DALEK

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Google unleashes build-it-yourself 'Ara' SLABLET phones (in Puerto Rico)

John 104

Re: No way, no how

@AC NO Way No How

I like the idea of a module slot in an otherwise complete phone. Use it for battery most of the time, but swap it out for whatever if the need arises.

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Stop viewing Facebook at work says Facebook at work on Facebook at Work

John 104

@Lync

We use Lync here at work. It is actually a very useful tool. You can make calls with it, conference, video, whatever. And it integrates with Skype. Maybe you should actually try it before bashing it as useless?

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Why has the Russian economy plunged SO SUDDENLY into the toilet?

John 104

Re: Tech Angle

@jzlondon

I get that there are lots who work in bank tech, but this article really has nothing to do with bank tech. It is a commentary, (and a good one, mind you) on the current state of the Russian economy caused by an over dependence on the import and export of non-technology goods.

Oh, and I got to be editor for Christmas. :)

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John 104

Tech Angle

Nonexistent.

Nice article, but what the fuck does it have to do with technology?

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When algorithms ATTACK: Facebook sez soz for tacky 'Year in Review' FAIL

John 104

LOL - Facebook

It still amazes me that, 1, people use Facebook despite its horrible user interface, and 2, that people use Facebook at all (or any other social media).

I live technology, after all, it is how I make my living. But I'm not much of a consumer of it outside of work. I have the latest phones and tablets for personal use, but beyond that, I can't be bothered by it. When I get home after work, I'm effectively unplugged. No facebook, Pintrist, whatever.

The internet is a tool and is used as such, but my personal life is exactly that, PERSONAL. Why people insist on telling the world every detail of their lives is beyond me. It seems impersonal and shallow at best. At worst, everything you post on facebook or any other social media site should be considered as evidence that can be used against you. No thanks.I'll stick to the real world and meaningful relationships.

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Secrets in Seattle: Apple opening base on Microsoft's doorstep

John 104

Re: Maybe there's Boeing also...

@ LDS

++ While not a technology company by definition, they are on the cutting edge in software and material design. But whatever, it isn't in Silicon Valley so it doesn't count, right? No talented people working there, I'm sure of it.

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John 104

Clueless

"emerging tech hub" Talk about clueless.

Where have you been for the last 20 years? Before there was Google, there was Microsoft. Before there was Facebook, There was Microsoft. Before there was MySpace there was Microsoft.

And if you aren't a fan of Microsoft, that's OK.

These are some other companies you may have heard of: Adobe, F5, Amazon, Getty Images, T-Mobil, Big Fish, Pop Cap Games (around since Palm days), Real Networks...

I'd hardly call that "emerging" at this point in the game.

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Microsoft shareholders approve of CEO Satya Nadella's MASSIVE PACKAGE

John 104

Nice

He gets 4.5 million and no one bats an eye at the layoffs that happened over the summer...

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Stunned by Shellshock Bash bug? Patch all you can – or be punished

John 104

@Hargrove

Dylbot is spot on. Clicking on these links is the IT equivalent of engaging in unprotected sex with monkeys.

Er, Um. Are you implying that there is an IT equivalent of engaging in protected sex with monkeys?

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Apple's SNEAKY plan: COPY ANDROID. Hello iPhone 6, Watch

John 104

Tradition for the win

Wrist Watch:

Move wrist, look at time, go about my business.

Marvel at titanium case and band and so little weight.

Get wet while boating and not cry.

Smack into door jam and not cry.

Drop in garage and not cry.

Never worry about charging - Citizen ecodrive - 5 years strong and still running.

Aside from the frustration caused by the below analysis, number 4 will be the real killers for these things. And 9 will be SO true.

1.twitch wrist, noticing how the thick rubber wristband has made your lower arm hot and sweaty

2.glance down and realise you forgot to charge the watch last night

3.try to find cable and realise this is at home/in desk/bottom of bag/lost

4.charge watch for 45 minutes wondering if it is worthwhile

5.restart watch and pray bluetooth connects

6.do happy dance when connection happens

7.wait as watch updates slowly over bluetooth with 57 missed email headlines

8.give up and use phone

9.add watch to box labled minidisc player, palm pilot and beta max video

You have to wonder if the research and manufacturing investment by Apple and others will EVER get paid back in sales for these device.

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YES YES YES! Apple patents mousy, pressure-sensing iVibrator

John 104

Re: It's that featureless mouse thing again!

@smartypants

OMG, it wasn't just me. I had to set up an iMac a while back for a client. Mostly I've managed his iPad and phones, but he decided to pick one of these things up. It took me far too long to figure out how to turn the damned thing on. Had to flip it on its face to find the beautifully recessed power button. So beautifully recessed it can't be felt by hand! Ridiculous. Then it was on to the "Magic Trackpad". Seriously. Who the fuck thinks up these names?

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John 104

Re: It's that featureless mouse thing again!

@Chas

How about welcome to the 90s? Multi button mice have been pretty standard in the PC world since for ever. And they work fantastic. No need to fix what isn't broken. Or, you could "invent" the new mouse and make it far too complex on the inside (huge potential for breakage) and far too complex for the average user to be bothered to figure out and sell it for a fortune to the iMasses.

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Cisco prepares to take $700m hit to make 6,000 layoffs

John 104

What the hell?

@ JaitcH @ Richard Taylor 2

What the hell is up with both of your writing skills? Your posts are like reading an AP article.

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Dolby Atmos is coming home and it sounds amazing

John 104

Don't fall for it

In time, everyone will have an Atmos in their home. Then, one day all of the sets will turn on and start spewing white smoke, choking everyone to death. Yeah, good plan.

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PEAK LANDFILL: Why tablet gloom is good news for Windows users

John 104

Why they failed

It is simple. They tried to shoe horn a desktop experience into a tablet. FAIL. What they should have done was just what Apple and Android slab makers did: Put the phone OS on a tablet for casual use and call it good. This is what we do with them; things we do on our phones, but with a bigger screen so we don't have to squint. That's it. It might not have made them gobs of money, but they already had the OS built and it would have brought some better brand association to their game. So sad that the high paid executives at MS (and others at times) are too stupid to look at what people DO with their tablets vs what they WANT people to do. Idiots.

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Apple's iWatch may be DELAYED over sapphire glass supply problems

John 104

Re: Here we go

@Thomh

Really, I didn't pay much attention to iProduct reviews back when the phone came out. Couldn't be bothered. Obviously, though, my version of reality was in check since it lined up nicely with the review.

That being said, all of the above point to how idiotic the masses were for gobbling up iPhones when they were the hot item. I'm confident that the new iWatch thingie will be no different in its first (second,third) iteration, yet people will line up for days to get one ahead of the launch just to be "cool." Just goes to show how pathetic peeps are to fall for Apples marketing machine.

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John 104

Here we go

For now, it has been a funny novelty seeing the new digital watches on a wrist here or there. Once the iWatch comes out, it will be this Amazing New Thing (invented by Apple of course) and every hipster douche from Seattle to LA will be wearing one and acting oh so smug. It will be the iPod all over again. (remember when all the iPod punters proudly flaunted their cheap shit .99c headphones attached to their $600 USB drives?) Barf.

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Sysadmin Day 2014: Quick, there's still time to get the beers in

John 104

Re: Blasphemy

Real sysadmins couldn't be bothered by social media...

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John 104

Re: Some nice messages

@WraithCadmus

One of my FAVORITE things as a sysadmin is telling a dev they can't have root. It's even more fun when they ask why...

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Dungeons & Dragons relaunches with 'freemium' version 5.0

John 104

Re: GURPS?

@ Stevie

GURPS like a tax form? That's what I thought of when I saw 3rd edition rules. Best part of GURPS was that you could use what you wanted, and throw out the rest. Space adventure? No problem. Fantasy? Steam Punk? Whatever, change the tools, the rules stayed the same. I still can't understand why it didn't get wider adoption.

Way back in the day we tried D&D, Rolemasters (RULEmasters is what that one should have been caled), RuneQuest (still have the original set), Traveller, and others. None compared to the simplicity of GURPS. Well, maybe RuneQuest, but combat sucked. How many times can you get clipped at the knees and end up on the ground before you have had enough? :D

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Sony CEO forced to shush shareholder heckling at fiery AGM

John 104

Re: So variable

@MJI

My Sony receiver is probably 8 years old and going strong. Much to my chagrin. I really want a new one with HDMI switching and keep waiting for this one to die, but it just WON'T!

That said, the Carosel DVD player I bought along with it died within 2 years.

And then I did it again. I bought a Sony BD player. It really is nice. I have an android app I can use to control it via Wi-Fi, and it does all sorts of neat things that I don't use. :) Chances are, when my Vizio TV bites the dust (is that ever going to happen?) I'll buy a Bravia or whatever the latest is just so I can integrate my controls.

So, they can do SOME things right, just not much compared to days of old.

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20 years on: eWorld, Apple's spectacular online 'portal' failure

John 104

Re: Rhetoric vs Reality

@Derek

Pretty sure Apple WERE on the brink of going under. Might want to take the Apple Kool aid glasses off...

As for the service. Seems spendy to me. $10/month for a mere 2 hours? Off peak even? No wonder it tanked.

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Apple settles ebook price-fixing damages lawsuit with US states

John 104

Re: Errr

@Kevin

And with the already ridiculous insurance rates in the UK, that has to be pretty steep.

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Fed-up bloke takes email spammers to court – and WINS PILE of CASH

John 104

...

“Data Directive litigation troll”.

Better a data directive litigation troll than a marketing troll. The worst of the worst. And yes, he should sue them for liable.

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Sprint eyes T-Mobile, grabs $32 BEELLION from wallet, prepares to SLURP

John 104

Bandwidth Not The Issue

The issue isn't bandwidth for these guys. It's coverage. I would gladly switch from AT&T here in the states, but not to Verizon (bad experience). However, the only alternatives have been these two other players, both of whom have dismal rural coverage. Combining the two will make a bigger company with the same problem. Not sure how this is a benefit to the consumer...

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Cloud computing is FAIL and here’s why

John 104

Cloud Computing Is Here To Stay.

Why? Because that is where big companies and small are putting their money. If you want a slice of that money, you had better be ready to play the game. Executives think it is nifty because they fall for marketing BS. Executives are the ones that let you keep your job.

You have two options.

Become an integrator of said systems and make them work for your current employer.

Become an engineer for a company that provides cloud computing services.

Well, technically you have 3, do neither and find yourself in the bread line in 5 years because your skills have become irrelevant.

Personally, I am with most of the posters here, and don't put anything I value in the cloud. Come to think if it, I don't put a thing out there. I'd rather have my data on my systems. That being said, my last two jobs have been with one small and one large [software company in Redmond] SaaS providers.

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Net neutrality protesters set up camp outside FCC headquarters

John 104

Obama Talks a Lot

Obama has been "Talking a mean game" for years now. Thing is,his words are worth less than the air used to speak them. He is a total joke and laughing stock. No wonder his administration is keeping mum on this. Too bad, really. He could actually do something good and speak for neutrality and maybe put this one to bed once and for all. Then again, maybe he is getting a kick back for keeping mum.

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How Google's Android Silver could become 'Wintel for phones'

John 104

Nice article.

However, this isn't the 90's and what Google will end up with is another variant of their Nexus line. Some will buy it while the rest of the world + dog will continue to buy what they see in the mob store of their choice. If carriers don't pick these things up, then they won't sell. Period. The introduction of Silver and the theories stated here forget the deep relation that mob carriers have with manufacturers. These guys want their value add software on the phones to tie customers to their services for long periods of time. Introducing a clean Google version of software that is already Google, but without the carrier bits is going to turn them off (the carriers), leaving this one for sale on the Google store only.

Not to mention, Google is becoming less and less popular as people become aware of how much of their daily lives they are sucking into their marketing machine. I can't see the public welcoming a pure Google experience with open arms at this point in the game.

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Microsoft's Azure cloud goes a bit wobbly in West Europe

John 104

Small Scale

Still, an outage of much smaller scale than the last time around for MS and AWS..

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Will Apple's $130bn cash infusion keep investors onboard?

John 104

Pathetic Dividend

At today's current stock price $571.94 (pre split), each share holder is going to get an amazing .5% earnings. Note the decimal point. They may be paying out large sums in total, but the investors are taking it up the arse on this one. They only way an investor is going to make money on Apple in the near future is going to be to SELL before their market value goes in the crapper...

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Tim Cook: Apple's 'closer than it's ever been' to releasing new product range

John 104

What a perfect end to the work week - Arguing about Apple! (one of my fav pastimes)

@Bullseyed

It has been 4 years and 22 days since the iPad was available for purchase

Whatever the interval is.... The point is that since the iPad, there has been zero new product release from Apple. No, wait, I take that back, the mini pad. But then, that was just a panicked interation to compete with the Kindle Fire and Nexus tablets. And iterations don't count.

One thing no one has mentioned here is the stock split. A 7 way split to drum up some interest from lower dollar investors should certainly be a warning sign that this company is in trouble. Couple that with no real new product release in years and you surely have some very nervous people in Cupertino. Yes, they are sitting on mountains of cash, but one has to wonder what the bleed rate is these days.

Apple capitolized on two existing markets in their recent past: Cell Phone, and portable music. Both of these industries were already well established markets that have seen fantastic growth over the last 10 years due to miniaturization. The PC industry has taken a hit from this, and I wager that Apple is in no way insulated from the decline.

That pretty much sums up all 3 of their market profiles. Watches? Digital wallet? Spouting nonsense about the newest product being "just around the corner" while Japan, Korea, and China are wiping the floor with Apple? None of these things are going to make the company beeelions of dollars in the coming years. They will decline into also ran territory in the next 10 years. Unfortunately for them, there won't be a Steve Jobs to come back to the company and rescue them as he did the last time they almost went bankrupt. When that day comes, we will all suffer agony at the hands of Apple fanbois who remember how it used to be...

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Google kills fake anti-virus app that hit No. 1 on Play charts

John 104

@ Nifty

Not really. Does no one here remember that idiotic red dot app that people went nuts over several years ago? I Am Rich was the name.

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White House blasts Samsung for tweeting Obama-Ortiz selfie

John 104

Act Like a President...

Maybe if Obama acted like a world leader instead of "one of the guys" he wouldn't have to deal with this sort of thing?

taking selfies is fine if you are a private individual, but I'm sorry, I expect more mature behavior out of my president. Unfortunately I'm stuck with this idiot for a few more years...

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Apple poking at idea of bayonet phone fittings

John 104

Prior Art?

Looks like the ring adapter for external lens mounts that Canon uses on the PowerShot series...

And don't give me crap about "Break Away" features. That is Apple's fancy way of saying that at some point the plastic will break, just like anything else in the world...

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Pony up: Botnet succesfully targets Bitcoin

John 104
Coat

Trustwave notes that most users, it seems, don't encrypt their wallets, which seems somewhat rash to The Register. ®

No more rash than the entire idea of non-insured digital currency...

@AC. Yes, throwing money into the street probably would have been just as smart with less hand wringing in the end.

Mine's the one with the old fashioned wallet in the pocket, full of insured debit/credit cards and real cash money...

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Random car shutdowns force Toyota to recall Prius hybrids - AGAIN

John 104

Re: Sad Prius Driver

Lol. You obviously didn't do your research before buying a VW. They have the most dodgy electrical systems out there. Well, maybe next to Mercedes. Can't tell you how many times I've seen new VWs going down the road with shorted tail lights.

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John 104

Re: To use or not to use computers, that is the question

@404

You might want to watch this video before you continue to extol the virtues of 60s heavy metal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPF4fBGNK0U

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