* Posts by Youngone

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First pics of flagship Lumias for 18 months released … or maybe not

Youngone

@ mythicalduck

No, you're not the only one.

My son's Samsung Galaxy SII is just the right size for me, I think that's a 4.5" display.

That size screen with micro SD, and removable battery, modern processor and amount of RAM would suit me down to the ground.

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Ex-Prez Bush, Cheney sued for email, phone spying during Olympics

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No Chance

This suit will fail, as if there's one thing we've learned, there is no way anyone involved in mass spying is going to stop doing it, or admit they're doing it, unless they really have to.

The discovery process will be very long and spawn it's own series of suits as the agencies claim "National Interest" or whatever to avoid disclosure.

There's also the general immunity wealthy connected Americans enjoy from criminal prosecution.

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People bored of mobes, say magic quadrant wizards

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Pint

Needs v Wants

I own a 2 year old former flagship Android mobile that has recently had an OTA update to v5.01.

This has been an improvement, and I'm very happy with my device. I suspect the battery will start to fail over the next couple of years, and when it does I'll buy a $25 battery to replace it.

When the OTA updates stop, (they may already have I suppose) I'll install Cyanogen mod or similar, and get the new features that way.

One thing I'm not going to do is shell out $500 or more for a new flagship mobile any time soon, unless I drop the one I have.

I suspect I'm pretty typical (apart from the Cyanogen mod bit, most users look at you sideways when you use that sort of language at them).

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@ Pascal Monett:

They can get off my F*&%ing lawn too.

Bored of? Idiots. Probably some 18 year old unpaid intern.

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OpenOffice project 'all but dead upstream' argues prominent user

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Re: Although I use LibreOffice...

I came here to say just this. Competition is good. At the moment LibreOffice is probably a better product than OpenOffice, but that might change over time.

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Indian Mars probe beams back 3D canyon snaps

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Mushroom

Geology

They are great images, and the Indians should be very pleased.

Looking at those images raises a few questions in my head. I'd like to know what causes such large and unusual canyons on Mars. Here on Earth a canyon like that would have a river at the bottom and the question wouldn't really need to be raised, but on Mars there hasn't been any liquid water for a long time. It looks like the ground has slumped, forming the depression and steep slopes, so why would the ground slump?

Also, to the north there are craters, which can't be terribly old, as there is enough atmosphere to erode surface features like those, in fact what looks like erosion seems to be taking place, so how old are they?

Lots of questions and I'm sure Mars boffins will be very excited by al, the new data coming back.

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Surprise! World stunned to learn that AT&T is in the NSA's pocket

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Re: Ma Bell...

Nothing is free, everything has a price. The price of co-operation looks like a recreation of the monopoly.

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Boffins spot a SECOND JUPITER – the gas giant's baby sister

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Re: "at around 800 degrees Fahrenheit (426°C)"

Fahrenheit, miles, inches. Sometimes it is just like 1947 around here.

Saw a road works sign in London a couple of years ago that had yards on it. The blokes doing the work weren't wearing cloth caps though, which just seemed wrong really.

Using the pint icon for irony value.

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Law prof Lessig vows to take cash out of politics by raising tons of money

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Doomed

I'm not sure campaign reform is even possible in the US any more. The Supreme Court has ruled that money is a feature of the system, not a bug, so presumably any reform attempts will need to be very carefully considered as the Court may well just rule them out as unconstitutional.

Also TFA states that "it's not the amount of money, it's what you do with it" as if this is even nearly true. In reality it is nearly always the amount of money that wins the election. That's why Federal politicians spend their whole lives fund raising.

Interesting

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Ubuntu phone on sale to world+dog ... but will it work on your network?

Youngone

I'm guessing the limiting factor for most people will be apps, or the lack thereof.

I might be wrong though, because I have met happy Windows Phone users, and there are not many apps available for those.

Still more competition is good, and even if these devices fail lessons will be learnt for next time.

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'WOMAN FOUND ON MARS' – now obvious men are from Venus

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Impressions

The two phrases I took away from TFA were:

However, a statue that small would be eroded and destroyed easily, so it has a higher chance of being a living being.

Which should just provoke an raging debate about the statistical likelihood of either of those.

Also:

Jesus in a bucket of pizza sauce

Which made me wonder, who the hell eats food out of buckets? Perhaps four legs really are better.

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'Cops KNOW WHO I AM and I don't believe their hearts were truly in the shootout'

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Paris Hilton

Hahahahaha!

Noel Edmonds is wonderful:

It removes pain and reduces stress and people tell me I don't look 66.

No but you do look completely insane Noel.

Also:

It recalibrates all the blood cells and readjusts the electro-magnetism in your body

I'm not sure what that means, but I'll have 8 please. (At last, I'm a savvy consumer).

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Dynamics CRM biz gobble lets bosses play fantasy league ... at work ... using sales reps

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Used by...

TFA says this POS is used by Comcast, HP and others. I wonder who the others are, because Comcast is more or less a monopoly and HP seems to be failing into irrelevance.

Not sure those are great examples, but Microsoft bought it, so it'll probably go as well as the Nokia purchase did.

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New US cyber laws will hit privacy and security, says Homeland Security

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At war

Am I the only one who thinks the picture accompanying this article looks like a group of soldiers at war, rather than a police force?

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Alien dwarf 'star' flashes her dazzling brown rear at stunned space boffins

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Mushroom

Total Confusion

Brown Dwarfs strike me as being a bit like Pluto.

They're not really stars because they don't fuse hydrogen, but they're not really planets because they don't orbit stars, (some of them don't anyway).

Also what is a Brown Dwarf that doesn't orbit a star, but has things orbiting it? Looks like a star, but isn't.

Astronomy has lots of work to do to define the things it discovers I suppose.

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Q. How much did Google just spend applying political pressure in the US? A. $4.6 million

Youngone

Surprise!

This is how large businesses and industry groups deal with the US government.

They don't really have a choice, the US government hung the For Sale sign out a long time ago.

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So what the BLINKING BONKERS has gone wrong in the eurozone?

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Political Banks

I have read a reasonably convincing conspiracy theory that the reason Lehman Brothers was allowed to fail was because Goldman Sacks has become embedded in the US Federal government, and Lehman Bros was a competitor.

I'm not sure if that's true, but there's an argument that Goldman Sacks is now not only too big to fail, but a part of the US Government.

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Were the FIRST AMERICANS really FIRST? MYSTERY of vanished 'Population Y'

Youngone

This is true, the native New Zealanders are actual Polynesians. The other Pacific groups are Micronesians and Melanesians.

I'm pretty sure the Aboriginals of Australian are classified as Austronesians.

There is also some evidence for repeated migrations to New Zealand from further north in the Pacific over several generations in the 13th and 14th centuries.

Just think about that for a second. If you live in Europe, there might be a church in your town older than human settlement of the country I live in.

Before that there were no mammals at all in New Zealand.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C4%81ori_culture#Polynesian_settlement_of_New_Zealand

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NASA boffins peer at Pluto: Could it be ... is that ... OATMEAL?

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Re: Tenzing Norgay

I'm not sure where you got that from, but the only people who know whether Tenzing or Ed were the first to knock the bastard off, were Tenzing and Ed, and they took the secret to their graves.

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Happy NukeDay to you! 70 years in the shadow of the bomb post-Trinity

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Re: Bombing Japan

I'm pretty sure there would have been a land invasion of Japan, it was planned to go ahead in October 1945 and was called Operation Downfall.

My Father at the time was in Rome, having fought the Germans since early 1940 including a nice swim at Dunkirk.

He was sure he would have been ordered to Japan, as his unit was experienced. He was less sure that he would have obeyed those orders.

I'm sorry for the Japanese people who died in the atomic bomb blasts, but I'm happy they were used. They saved many lives.

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Apple and Samsung are plotting to KILL OFF the SIM CARD - report

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Alert

Cynics

All the comments on this are very cynical (not that I think you're wrong).

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US Feds investigating Prenda Law, say Pirate Bay co-founders

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Karma

Popehat.com is the place to go to for all your Prenda Law commentary needs.

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Wikipedia jumps aboard the bogus 'freedom of panorama' bandwagon

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With Hobbit and LoTR in the can, Trolls no longer welcome in New Zealand

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Re: The most likely use of the law

You are correct. Silencing dissent is exactly what this law is for, and the almost complete lack of an opposition in parliament is enabling this sort of rubbish here in New Zealand.

The Labour Party is supposed to lead the opposition in Parliament, but because they assume that they can sleepwalk to victory at some future election, they will then have need of these very same powers. That is why they come up with the limp-wristed response, then vote for the bill.

W*nkers.

There, I hope I have offended someone.

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Palaeoboffins discover 500 MILLION year old ARMOURED WORM

Youngone

Ediacara biota?

I had hoped for a mention of the Ediacara biota which was around at about this time.

There's lots of information in the usual place for those who are interested: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ediacara_biota

Obviously not much is known about these plants or animals, or whatever the hell they were, but they're really fascinating.

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China's best phone yet: Huawei P8 5.2-inch money-saving Android smartie

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Re: How the heck can they sell this in the West...

I was wondering the very same thing, but then I made these assumptions:

Huawei is a Chinese company, and like all Chinese companies ownership and financial dealings are pretty opaque.

If the Chinese government has a shareholding in Huawei which seems likely, then Apple may have been warned off. I'm pretty sure that the Chinese government would put it's own interests before rule of law, no matter what they say publicly.

I may be paranoid, but that doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

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'Private' biz Xiaomi sets up Communist Party exec committee

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Private ownership?

I'm not sure there are any private companies in China, as we would know it in the West.

The Chinese Communist Party will do what ever it takes to keep control over the whole of China, and I'm sure that includes these large businesses.

If the Chinese government doesn't actually have a shareholding in Xiaomi they will find some other way of exerting control.

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Supreme Court ignores Google's whinging in Java copyright suit

Youngone

Not totally OT

I was wondering what the TPP (and the US - EU version) have to say about this? I suppose we'll find out 4 or 5 years after they've been imposed on us and the law suits begin.

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Kamikaze Rosetta probe to ram comet it's chased for billions of miles

Youngone
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Boffin

TFA has "scientist" in it several times. The correct term is boffin.

That is all.

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Guy puts 1990s MacOS 7 on an Apple Watch – without jailbreaking it

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Re: I miss System 7

I liked it too. Before I went to lunch I would restart the machine so that it would be working when I got back, and the same for afternoon smoko.

Apart from that it didn't crash too often I suppose.

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How Music Got Free and Creatocracy

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Re: Worse?

I was thinking exactly this while reading the article. Industry consolidation has been the problem. There are four major labels, and if ever a small competitor starts getting large, they are gobbled up. This is the triumph of capitalism.

Massive and very profitable members of the entertainment cartel can then use a small percentage of their profits to purchase the legal framework they need to continue to make huge profits.

Music, movies, oil, diamonds, or cauliflower, it makes no difference what the product is, if there are a small number of rich players in a market, the barriers to entry to grow bigger.

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Version 0.1 super-stars built the universe – and they lived all the way over there, boffins point

Youngone

Question

If there are any Star Boffins reading El Reg, can they answer this:

Does this mean that there was a generation of stars with only hydrogen that fused into helium, went nova and spread that around?

This new helium went into making new stars which fused hydrogen into helium, and helium into Lithium, then they went bang, ekcetera...

So there may be even older shorter lived stars yet to be discovered?

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Apple no-pay-for-plays streaming risks indie boycott

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Retail Price

These arguments about royalty payments ultimately come down to "what the market will bear prices".

We already know that the distribution of music has radically changed, and there is no more artificial scarcity, fans are not as willing to shell out big money for hit records anymore, so the whole music industry has to change.

Huge multinationals whinging about falling revenues (while banking massive profits) don't help much either.

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Sunday Times fires off copyright complaint at Snowden story critics

Youngone

Conspiracy Theory of the Day

A newspaper owned by a well known supporter of the conservative branch of the British political establishment publishes a story parroting the lines of the same establishment.

Not exactly surprising really. I'm guessing the reporter does as he is told because he has a family to feed, but feels dirty doing it.

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Apple store staffers probed like 'criminals', lawsuit claims

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Trust

There is such a thing as trust. My boss trusts me, and I reward that trust by not stealing stuff.

If he ever decides he wants to check my bag when I leave work at night, I'll tell him to get a search warrant, just as I'd tell a policeman in the same situation.

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In memoriam: Christopher Lee, Hammer's Count Dracula

Youngone

Fightin' Man

He seems to have been a tough bugger during WWII. RAF Intelligence, attached to LRDG and SOE, of which he never spoke.

Probably saw and did things that were difficult to deal with.

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Screw you, Apple! We're still making phones no one wants – Samsung

Youngone

Re: Battery & Micro-SD?

I currently use a Samsung Galaxy S4 as my personal phone, and I'm quite happy with it.

When the battery begins to fail, I'll whip it out and replace it with a new one for approximately $20, so I can see me using this phone for a fair while longer.

The only real annoyance is that Samsung don't seem to want to update the firmware beyond Android 4.4.2 (at least where I live), so at some stage I'll probably have to go to the effort of rooting it and installing Cyanogen Mod or similar.

I'm pretty sure these are some of the reasons that Samsung's sales are slipping.

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Closet Queens, Quicksand and Book of Numbers

Youngone

Editor? Pah!

Pretty sure Ian Banks writ The Wasp Factory.

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Jurassic Part: Vertu announces lizard-skin phones

Youngone

Re: Not just any dead animal

I too have an aversion to killing intelligent animals for my own comfort and style, but the people who are likely to spend several thousand pounds on a gaudy cheap smart phone are the same type who tend to think of poor people as not quite human, and so animals are probably not even thought of.

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Open source? HP Enterprise will be all-in, post split, says CTO

Youngone
FAIL

He has experience.

So Fink's open source experience goes back to 1997 when he asked someone to do some work.

That's OK then.

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WikiLeaks offers $100k for copies of the Trans-Pacific Partnership – big biz's secret govt pact

Youngone

Democracy 2.0

The justification I have heard explaining the secrecy of the text is that "Trade deals are often secret".

As if that makes it ok, (even if it's true).

The nation-state that I live in is part of these "negotiations" despite having no mandate at all from the electorate, and due to an almost complete lack of effective opposition in our political class no-one has stood up and said "We will refuse to ratify this if elected", or "We will annul this treaty if elected".

I wonder why this is, as it would be a popular stance to take.

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Windows 10 upgrade ADWARE forces its way on to Windows 7 and 8.1

Youngone

Re: I'm confused

Ha! Someone gave this a thumbs down. LOL.

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Youngone

Re: I'm confused

Or perhaps he was never born at all. The evidence for him is pretty unconvincing really.

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Why are all the visual special effects studios going bust?

Youngone

Not Really Right

The basic conceit behind this article seems to be that the movie business lives in some sort of free market system, but this is completely false.

The movie business lives on a diet of public subsidies, and has for more than a generation. California has been unable to tax the movie business since forever and every time they try, movies head off to Toronto, the Gold Coast, Wellington, and probably several other places I don't know about.

These places offer massive subsidies, (because of jobs apparently), but as soon as any attempt is made to force the studios to pay their own way, everything is shut down and the next bunch of suckers start handing over the dough.

I know this because "The Hobbit" that you all "enjoyed" recently cost my neighbours and I $50 million of our dollars to make.

You're welcome.

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SLOPPY STELLAR CANNIBAL star is a NASTY 1, astroboffins squeal

Youngone

Sloppy? I'll say.

The only sloppiness is the measurement in this article.

One Trillion miles? Who the hell measures astro do-dads in miles? Idiots, that's who.

should be:

11638129654064.117 Brontosaurus

174572121547934.5 Double-decker bus

11495574203931486 Linguine

Fixed that for you.

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NASA plots interplanetary cubesat swarms

Youngone

Re: Dropping a brick

Cubesats are a similar shape to Vogon ships, so they already know about their aerodynamic properties:

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

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Steve Jobs movie gets October release date

Youngone

Re: FTFY, wolfetone

Yay! amanfromMars1 is back! Deliciously incomprehensible.

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The Internet of Things: a jumbled mess or a jumbled mess?

Youngone

Re: Shambles

I've looked at the list of things you can do with your house using some sort of home automation, and there's not one item that I can't do, and I don't have home automation.

What the point?

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Youngone

Shambles

The whole "Smart Home" thing seems like a solution in search of a problem to me. My house works fine as it is, and I have no intention of spending thousands to automate my curtains. I suspect I share this attitude with a vast majority.

If these corporations can't agree on a single open standard they will be having this very argument in 10 years time, still proclaiming the Internet of Things is coming and selling a tiny number of proprietary devices to a tiny market.

Fail all round.

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Even Uncle Sam admits: US patent law is whack

Youngone

Intelligent Design

The FTC is either being disingenuous or really doesn't understand what the US's patent legislation is for.

Pretending that patent rules are about "efficient marketplaces" is cute and charming, but as any fule no the patent rules are to prevent competition in any and all marketplaces, until the dominant players have taken their cut.

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