Re: Why am I Mr Grey?
Are they sure it's one man? A group of 50 maybe??
198 posts • joined 30 Jun 2009
Are they sure it's one man? A group of 50 maybe??
Have they not seen the film Red (!) Planet or the New Captain Scarlet episode RATT Trap to see what happens when AMEE or RATT go out of control???
Hey, how's a guy to make an honest(?) living when people start comparing prices and asking for transparency for what they're getting for their money???
The only stylish Roller came in pink and had six wheels. It also had quite a lot of unusual extras.
He won't bother with Understanding because, to quote the Beatles, 'Loov is all you need'
Having honed their tactics by using the Red Alert training simulator, Hamas are now ready to deploy their giant squid against the Israeli Navy.
We will annihilate them!
Don't forget to throw in a pinch of Machete
One would hope you have enough class and breeding to remove the crockery first
Having just read Cadillac Desert by Marc Reisner I can tell you the problem would be less severe if they hadn't badly drained the aquifer. It would've made a great emergency resource. They already have to desalinate (due to over-extraction) the Colorado before it leaves the US and heads into Mexico. All major rivers in S California have at least one dam for reservoirs, some causing major environmental change including nearly killing the salmon fishing industry. Some hare brained schemes have been put forward for water from the Columbia River or even Canada's rivers.
Surely for the Snr Iniesta to have a 'simple' username with no digit attached it must have been set up a while ago. The footballer has an 8 suffix so his must have been set up later. A simple check of account dates should've raised questions. Have accounts 1-7 been similarly grabbed??
Robocop (and others) for the flashbacks
Dolls House (Joss Whedon TV) for the brain transfer
The Astros have several ex-OPM employees and used their security protocols. I mean, its not as if a government department would be lax about security. Oh, wait ....
A small explosive device triggered by an accelerometer when the bad guy kicks it out of his way
In a department somewhere in the US Civil Service.
When I told you to cut costs in the Employee Administration Budget I didn't mean use overseas contractors. Now go and get that DVD back from the guys you sent it to before anyone notices.
If OTT is making a comeback from the 80s will Chris Tarrant still be hosting it??
Betcha doing the full body poses- Google/youtube if you don't remember it
I want to be in with the supplier for British Racing Green paint. At £700 extra it must be good stuff
Searching for some THING buried in the Antarctic- what could possibly go wrong?
With the Rouble taking a tumble in value I think they might be avoiding Russian banks
If it deploys limpet mines then they could only be named Ramoras.
You got the 2028 currency wrong- it will be in Yuan
I had noticed the Home page was slow to load or falling over on Fri/Sat. Strangely, my legacy email with LineOne and Tiscacli domains have worked faultlessly. I'm dreading the day they stop supporting them
Two extremely effective anti-spying devices are available. One comes in 10m lengths in various colours, the other only comes in blue or white.
As someone who uses a Playbook for catch up TV on the smaller bedroom TV, the lack of HDMI means no sale. It might also be the same for anyone showing presentations in the workplace
So which Demographic is it aimed at? Adult? Teen? Pre-teen? Brain Dead? I'm-driving-but-I-have-this-great-idea?
When will The Register be adopting this in the Comments???
A bit harsh if you don't want a delivery by Amazon in Arizona
This is a NEWS story? I thought it was publicity for the Cameron Diaz film Sex Tape???
Is that the British way? Make a series of 'security' recommendations until most large companies follow them, then 'We'll just tidy this up with a new law'
If it really was a threat then why didn't they take it out with the chin mounted mini-gun??
You mean Blue Thunder isn't a documentary???
Where do we complain for programmes that insult our intelligence???
Replies linking intelligence and telly watching following in 5 - 4 - 3 ........
On Facebook YOU are the product and the advertisers are the customers
I know some people put extremely loud systems in their car but to ban In Car Entertainment is a bit draconian.
Oh, wait ...
Maybe a friend of Senor Vinales. He openly admits to being a fan of the film. His son is going great guns in Moto 2
He's a computer nerd who gets the content of the NSA computer into his head. He's protected by two agents, one a very sexy blonde. He spends his time foiling dastardly plots by the evil organisation inside the CIA/NSA.
Oh, wait, the writers want the script for Chuck back!!
Mmmmm, Yvonne Strahovski on the big screen- I'd pay to see that
If Tim thinks he's heard the last from Carl Ichan then he's mistaken. There won't be any making faces to the flunkies when they have to meet face to face instead of on the phone.
Now, Tim, about that deal I proposed .........
Do plans for the future include a ban on jet boots and shuttle craft????
The keepers are puzzled by an unexpected delivery of bananas and other exotic fruit by the local supermarkets on-line division
Wasn't that the nub of the false Bruce Willis story a year or two ago??
I would've thought Apple would be able to tally the iPad serial number to the iTunes account in a few clicks. Never mind the courts, go straight to BBC Watchdog and have it plastered across prime time TV then see just how quick it gets sorted
Who care if it works? Think of the spares and maintenance contracts!
Never a truer word spoken by Dick Jones, VP Omni Consumer Products
In the early CSI episodes they used the phrase 'I have a friend at NASA with an algorithm that will clean this up'
On one site I tried to use PENIS.
It told me it wasn't long enough
I like to get these old jokes back out into the community
It will be all right unless all this computing power falls in to the hands of people we can't trust.
Oh, hang on a minute .........
...... when (if?) we go over to DAB! Who would have thought the dross that passes for the majority of UK radio could be the savior of space tavel
Facebook might as well go all the way and insist on changing your password every month. Just think of the amount of work that will get done when people can't remember their new password and can't log in to FB :)
I would have thought anyone clever enough to go to the ISS would voluntarily have all their data storage scanned. Knowing you've just borked the atmosphere scrubber whilst sorting your mp3s should focus the mind.
Did the German spooks find out their leader was compromised when they sifted through the data provided to them by the NSA???
When will they do a Google and turn up the dial on the machine to generate a higher return per customer to compensate for this drop in revenue??
They're not bothered about being struck off by the BMI, they're most worried about the punishment Apple will dish out for a false review!!!
What;s the point in having an inquiry if you don't already know the outcome?
Same old, same old ...
I thought biggest proponentsof BYOD were the senior managers who had brought their son/daughter to work and had an ESSENTIAL need to access Facebook/Twitter/Youtube/BBM
Samsung or LG ?????