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Apple, Symantec, other tech heavies challenge anti-gay legislation

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Perhaps that Apple logo ....

really is related to Turing's poisoned apple after all. Perhaps using an Apple product can be treated as a public statement of one's gender preferences,

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Dixons Retail and Carphone Warehouse mull merger

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I never thought the day would come ....

that I'd have anything good to say about Currys. However, facts are facts. Last October I ordered a cheapish fridge-freezer for delivery to an area which genuinely is remote. "No problem delivering; sorry we do it only on Tuesdays in that area -- would you like it next Tuesday or the Tuesday after?" They phoned before delivery. Delivery was bang on time. Two-man delivery. Took away the old appliance and the packaging of the new one. No charge for delivery or removal of old appliance etc. Price competitive. For the first time in my life I'm impressed by Currys' service on this occasion. Only fair to report recent experience.

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Tesla is on fire! Model S car sales are red hot – just like their chargers (yow)

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Re: I'd have one but...

Battery boost -- just pop into Asda :-)

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BT 118 phone number fee howler lands telco giant with £225k fine

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Transparency

What's certain is that in recent decades BT charges have never been transparent. My own reaction is very simple -- never use a BT service if one can avoid it -- you're going to be rooked sooner or later by them.

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British Second World War codebreaker Alan Turing receives Royal pardon

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Re: About time.....but

Matt Bryant has made well the points that Turing, for all his brilliant contributions to computer science, acted very naively in calling in the police with regard to alleged actions of a homosexual lover; further that he'd have lost his security clearance anyway had he been known to be associating with female prostitutes.

There are aspects of the laws of our time which we may not like -- but if we make clear that we've been breaking them, surely we should realise that such a fact will place us in a very dangerous situation.

There's a further aspect to the Turing matter that's very strange. He was an intelligent man. He chose chemical castration. He surely had the intellect to ascertain that a known and relatively common side-effect is the development of female breasts? Every male undergoing even milder forms of hormone treatment for prostate cancer is warned that the development of breasts is a side-effect they should be aware of. Strange, then, that he should have been so upset by a predictable effect of the treatment he chose.

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Bitcoin mining rig firm claims $3m revenue in just FOUR DAYS

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Re: I really don’t understand?????

"If you look at a British Five Pound note today it still says "I promise to pay the bearer the sum of five pounds" (or words to that effect) and that is signed by the chief cashier of the Bank of England."

British? It's English and not legal tender in Scotland :-). Nor, of course, are any Scottish banknotes.

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Indian IT exporters coin windfall profits as rupee plunges

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Are those who make the outsourcing decisions intelligent enough ...

to evaluate the quality of the work produced by the companies to which it's outsourced? It is doubtful if there is any country the public perception of which has been so negatively affected by outsourcing as is the public perception of India.

Helpdesk and customer support units based in India seem to be remarkably consistent in that they seem to be staffed by individuals whose command of European English is limited, whose willingness to listen is almost non-existent, whose responses are consistently off a script and whose ability to resolve the problem, whatever it may be, is minimal.

It seems most unlikely that the quality of work in other areas of work outsourced to India is significantly better.

India has problems, all right. Problems in terms of the quality of the workforce. Other nations won't have to reach a very high standard in order to pick up the work now being outsourced to India.

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Google scientists rebel over company's support for 'climate-hoax' Senator

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Paris Hilton

It's nothing to do with

fucking, as far as I can see.

Paris, because she knows that.

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FAIL

The concept of "evangelicists" "proselitising" might be a very interesting one, if perchance "Grikath" were to define the meaning of the said words.

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UK parliament presses for pardon for Alan Turing

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Re: Florida1920 The whole truth

It's very true that much of what's written on this subject is rubbish.

Yes, Turing was brilliant and a foundational figure in the development of computer science.

Yes, Turing was working during the war and thereafter on matters which related to national security.

Yes Turing was a practising homosexual.

But there's where most of what's being written goes off the rails.

* Turing was knowingly breaking the law of the time and therefore taking a risk. The fact that he was taking a risk with his sexual partners would have been equally real had he been heterosexual and associating with known prostitutes or others who might be a risk to his security clearance.

* At least on Turing's homosexual partners was a burglar

* Turing himself called the police in to act against his burglar partner

* Turing was given the choice of a nominal one-year prison sentence or a one year chemical castration. He chose a year of chemical castration. He was presumably intelligent enough to know or at least ascertain the probable short-term effects and the probability of any of these remaining after treatment stopped

* Turing's death was a considerable time after the end of his treatment

* Although the official verdict was suicide there is very considerable doubt as to whether it was actually so -- he was certainly known to be very careless about his use of poisons.

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UK gov's smart meter dream unplugged: A 'colossal waste of cash'

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Had one of these for years. Installed when that particular electricity supply was through British Gas. Meter is still read manually because, allegedly, British Gas won't pass on the reading information to any other supplier. Whether that's the real reason or not, it's still a crazy situation.

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UK sitting on top of at least 50 years of shale gas – report

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Has everyone forgotten how the oil industry started? James "Paraffin" Young standardising kerosene as the fraction of oil to be marketed and producing it from shale at Pumpherston in West Lothian, Scotland.

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Kettle 'which looks like HITLER' brews up sturm in a teacup

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Re: People are stupid as a whole.

The US is a fairly large country and most East-coast US residents are not familiar with life on the West Coast and vice versa. And neither group are familiar with life in large parts of what exists in between. Most parts of the US outside the cities have no mains water supply, far less a gas supply and it's not at all unusual to find houses using electrical installations from the 1920s, done in "post and wire." In quite a few parts of the rural US it's a case of a kettle sitting on a woodburning stove, sometimes with a Kemac oil burner to cut in when the wood runs out. In the 1970s it wasn't uncommon to have magneto telephones and the whole community -- up to 99 homes on the SAME party line.

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Re: People are stupid as a whole.

You presuppose that only 110v is available in a typical US domestic supply. In point of fact, both incoming wires are live at a potential of 110-120 volts to earth, and 220-240 volts to each other. While the 110 volt sockets and lighting circuits are wired between one of the live wires and earth, electric stoves and other high-draw appliances like air conditioners are wired across both incoming wires. There are perfectly standard sockets available for 220/240 volt appliances.

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Re: People are stupid as a whole.

They've a perfectly good 230v supply available and their electric stoves run off it in a great many of their kitchens. They have perfectly standard 230 volt sockets available as well. But manufacturers don't produce 230v kettles.

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62,000 fewer shops: Welcome to the High Street of 2018

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As a mere country-dweller ...

I can't say I'm all that perturbed by the decline of the high street. Each time I've taken another chunk of my business away from the high street of towns within a 50-mile radius, I've done it because of poor service, impossibility of parking or totally-exorbitant prices. And of course most businesses looked down on country-dwellers as third-class individuals who were polluting the premises by their very presence. For some of us, the internet has opened the way to shopping on a more-or-less equal playing field. Businesses providing services rather than tangible items are still there, but not operating from bricks-and-mortar premises.

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Who did Apple LIE TO: Australia or America?

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Paris Hilton

This only demonstrates that ......

there are Aussies who are stupid enough to buy Apple products.

And when it comes to the Aussie federal government, all they need to do is to ensure that Apple products are not approved for purchase for any federal government department or any project financed by them.

Paris, because surely even she knows better than to buy an Apple product.

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Apple asked me for my BANK statements, says outraged reader

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Re: Another info/access grab lurks in your Paypa account

Give them the number of an account with only a nominal amount of money in it.

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Re: @Velv - (Unfortunately) you are wrong!

And all too often, the seller has not exercised due care.

I've suffered credit card fraud on a couple of occasions, one of which involved my (rather improbable) purchase of a bicycle from a cycle shop on the South coast of England, the said bicycle to be delivered by carrier to Essex, while the registered address for the card was in the North of Scotland. No attempt was made to check before making delivery to an address other than that to which the card was registered.

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Crap computers in a crap box: Smart-meter blackouts risk to UK

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Re: Whilst I can see the value.....

So Ledswinger says

"One other common misconception - normal credit tariff customers can't be forced to have a smart meter. If you say no, then that's (currently) final. "

British Gas didn't ask. They simply sent some operative from Eastern Europe, with very little English, to "change the meter." That particular supply was a domestic-rate supply.

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Re: Whilst I can see the value.....

We've got one of these on one of our nine electricity supplies. They still send a meter reader to read it. They allege that since it was fitted by British Gas when they had that particular account, eon can't get the readings from British Gas. Mind you, if our experience is anything to go by, there's a serious question as to whether anyone can get any sane information of any sort out of British Gas. In any case, most suppliers make a lot of profit out of NOT reading meters but using an estimating algorithm which ensures that "estimated" charges are always entered at a notional consumption far above what they reckon the consumption to have been.

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Hunt on NHS data sharing: Obviously we HAVE TO let people opt out

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The NHS will share your records whether you like it or not. The police mine them as to social work and education authorities

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GSMA: $11bn for 'universal service' UNSPENT, nations' poor still not connected

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Re: Shock horror

Par for the course!

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Achtung! German Amazon workers out on strike

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Re: more info please

More info indeed required! How are we expected to know what "over here" means to big_D, who gives no indication of location?

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Finance bods probe RBS over bank-crippling IT cock-up

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Paris Hilton

Probability ....

of getting numpties in India seems to be rather higher. Indian call centres have done absolutely nothing positive for the reputation of India but rather led to an expectation of very poor service.

Paris Hilton, because even Paris would do better!

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Moscow's speed cameras 'knackered' by MYSTERY malware

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I'd say that was ....

Creative vandalism!

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Visa to devs: Please take contents of our wallet

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Re: Agree

Many of us have indeed been bitten by PayPal. However it has got better over the years and nowadays usually works fairly smoothly and is reasonably understandable.

There should have been no room for such a company -- but the banks still have no way of transferring money across international borders simply, quickly and cheaply. Credit cards have become dramatically expensive where international transactions are concerned.

Convoluted "security" questions, passwords, passcodes and who knows what do nothing to endure the credit cards' online systems to the user. And who would trust a bank, anyway?

I'm still waiting for someone to come up with a really cheap and meaningful system to allow microbusinesses to receive payment by card on a face-to-face basis. It isn't there. And aren't banks the ones with whom the most up-to-date method of communication they'll accept is the fax -- invented in the century for last by one Alexander Bain, a clockmaker from Wick, Scotland?

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Lloyds TSB, Halifax tech stumbles into the cold, goes titsup for hours

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Paris Hilton

This is the same organisation ......

* that sends closure notices on accounts and can't even get the names and numbers to match

* that demands that if a transfer of £8000 is to be made the same day between two accounts of the same organisation held in the same branch, it should be done by means of nine cheques, none of which are to exceed £999.99

* that has written to charities telling them it no longer wishes their business

* that simply insists every time that the customer is wrong

Paris, because even she isn't as stupid and perverse as Lloyds/TSB/Halifax/B of S

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TSA to pull backscatter perv scanners from US airports

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Enough of those scanners ......

and you may have no functional balls to ache :-(

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UK.gov: You didn't trust us with your ID, so we gave it to private biz

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FAIL

"think of the children" indeed!

It's a subject on which she's not really qualified to speak, not having had any children and therefore not experienced the rôle of parent. Her inexperience may or may not have been a matter of choice on her part, but her inexperience is undeniable.

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Stephen Hawking pushes for posthumous pardon for Alan Turing

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Oh, come on! ......

Let's deal with facts.

Turing lost his security clearance effectively because he himself was complaining to the police about criminal activity against him on the part of one of his lovers.

Both he and the lover were also guilty of what was then a criminal offence in the form of homosexual activity.

Whether or not one agrees that the law at the time was appropriate is not quite the issue -- Turing was at the time a security risk because of his engaging in such activity.

Turing was given the choice of imprisonment or what was regarded as a soft option -- temporary chemical castration -- temporary feminisation to reduce his libido. He chose the latter, but he had an affair afterwards in spite of the feminisation.

It was after the end of the temporary feminisation treatment that he committed suicide.

Changing views of the appropriateness of homosexual activity doesn't alter the fact that Turing was associating with known criminals (unless breaking and entering is also a pardonable activity). Being a known associate of criminals who are engaged in breaking and entering would still be a reason for withdrawing security clearance.

Nor does changing views of the appropriateness of homosexual activity alter the fact that it was Turing himself who demanded that police implement the then law of the land with regard to breaking and entering.

Of course he was a brilliant man who did extremely valuable work during the war. Of course he had the potential to do a great deal more. That does not stop him being a known associate of persons engaged in burglary, and an individual at risk from his own known associates in an activity which was, as it happens, then illegal. Nor does it stop him being a man who acted in a way which was somewhat ill-advised -- indeed very foolish from his own point of view in pressing the police to take action.

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Australian Police say don't use Apple's iOS 6 Maps

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FAIL

Since nobody seems to have mentioned it ....

Is this the Darwin effect?

Is any i-Phone user safe to let loose with any sort of mapping?

Is it not time to ban the import of i-Phones into Oz?

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Don't touch Sony, Panasonic's junk, says credit agency

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Like many others, bad experience with Sony after-sales service has led me to avoid their stuff like the plague. Ironically, the twin-deck Panasonic twin-deck ghetto-blaster bought twenty years ago to replace a Sony on which they couldn't make the two tape decks come anywhere remotely close to synchronising, is still working as flawlessly as it did on day one.

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Boss wrong to demote man over anti-gay-marriage Facebook post

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And the individual discriminated against .......

has not got his job back or had his salary reinstated, so his employers have been in effect legally permitted to maintain their discrimination against him.

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Paris Hilton

I can think of .....

more likely to create bitter hostility to gays than the sort of political correctness that outlaws any expression of a viewpoint which might potentially be construed as not favourable to gay opinion.

Paris, because whatever her failings, she isn't gay.

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Teen project sparks WORLD-WIDE PEE-POWERED HYPEGASM!

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Paris Hilton

Re: Sorry, one big problem

Hmm ... pee is difficult to store as well, once you reach a full bladder at around 650mL. After that, most bladders leak. Difficult for most females to transfer urine to other containers, as well, even with a great deal of practice.

Paris -- owner of much-displayed transfer system

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Microsoft Surface Touch keyboards self-destruct – and more

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Ironic, isn't it? The one thing that hitherto Microsoft has done well -- hardware -- should be the big let-down now. Typing this on an old and battered Microsoft keyboard and beside it is a Microsoft mouse. No, neither of them is perfect -- the glides have long-since gone from the mouse and label is simply worn off the underside, while the keyboard has not only lost the lettering off some keys, but the plastic of the key-tops is deeply scored and eroded from use. Now, if their software were remotely-comparable in terms of quality and fitness for purpose, I'd be delighted. It seems, however, that their hardware is descending to the quality of their software, rather than vice versa.

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BBC in secret trial to see if you care about thing you plainly don't

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FAIL

Stark, raving mad!

AM on medium and long wavebands can at least be received here.

Just a few miles from the FM transmitter, but reception is very weak and without an external amplified aerial, totally unusable.

Internet radio? Yes, use it all the time, but not all BBC stations are available on my Soundbridge internet radio other than by using its presets to pick them up via FM with an amplified aerial several times the size of the Soundbridge itself.

DAB? Do they really expect me to put money into a vastly-expensive DAB radio when the rest of the world has gone for largely-incompatible DAB+ ?

If they cut out AM and FM transmissions, the answer, as far as I'm concerned, is that there'll be no replacement of radios and we'll find other means of getting news and entertainment from elsewhere. Goodbye, BBC! And I'm sure I'll be far from the only one.

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Texas woman sues cops over burst Bulgarian airbag

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So there was a warrant out for her

She got pulled over for a construction and use violation

and she's complaining?

How much is her lawyer expecting to make out of this?

If she'd left alone whatever natural breasts she had, she wouldn't have suffered any implant explosion.

And she's still going to get further work done to give her a new artificial breast.

Clearly this woman is a bit of a slow learner. And now that the whole world knows her breasts aren't real, she'll be a laughing-stock for the rest of her life.

Better a flat chest that's real than Bulgarian airbags any day!

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Skype floods UK stores with top-up cards

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Paris Hilton

Re: Security of credit

I could say exactly the same thing as Andy Johnson -- I'll use Skype, OK, but their security is lamentable and they disown all responsibility. I've been hacked twice and all credit used up by fraudsters. Unless or until Skype can demonstrate convincingly that their security has improved and their attitude to fraud has improved, I won't be touching any Skype credit arrangements.

Paris, because even she isn't quite that stupid.

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Faulty network switched closed Melbourne tunnels

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Paris Hilton

Incompetence of the most crass variety.

At the very worst, they should have had provision to take vehicles through in convoy, led and tailed by emergency vehicles.

Just how regularly was the operation of their backup systems tested?

Just how old was the equipment which failed?

Paris, because even she's not quite that dumb

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Democratic congresswomen 'less feminine in appearance' than Republicans

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Feminine American women ....

would seem to be something of an oxymoron

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New monkey species with massive blue arse found in Africa

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Coat

They'll clearly be users of ......

the new i-phone with backside illumination, then!

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iPhone 5: skinny li'l fella with better display, camera, software

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Paris Hilton

Re: Gggsnerk

American English has its limitations. However, it's a classic example of American stupidity. At least Rolls Royce, when considering the name "Silver Mist" stopped in time, when they realised that "mist" in German means "dung".

If a blunder such as Apple have made can get through to final release of advertising material, it shows very serious incompetence and insularity.

Paris, because even she isn't quite that dumb.

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Re: I scrolled through 3 pages of comments

No you weren't the only person to snigger -- there are at least two other comments on the subject. But then it's an important feature, which suggests a recognition that the phone must be crap! :-)

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Paris Hilton

Would you believe it? ....

Truly a first -- "backside illumination" -- obviously designed for the anally retentive! :-)

Paris, because even she isn't THAT dumb!

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Apple urged to defy China's one child policy

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Big Brother

It seems that ...

most of those commenting are much more anti-child than the Chinese government policy.

However, it'll do no harm to have it made clear that Apple are anti-children. Every time you bring out your iphone or whatever you're making a statement that you don't approve of children.

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Nokia apologizes for faking Lumia 920 ad

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Paris Hilton

A bit of a marketing gaffe, but ....

anyone who's fit to be be let loose on the streets should be aware that marketing bods are almost always guilty of overstating their case and making things look better than they really are. Personally I thought that the video was a demonstration of what image stabilisation can do, rather than what the application of image stabilisation in that particular camera actually does.

Advertising material, like instruction manuals, is usually prepared by people who have no knowledge of the item in question and it usually bears only a tangential relationship to the reality. That, after all, is why we're interested in independent reviews which will give us a more genuine assessment of what the thing is really like.

In the end of the day, if the camera on the phone in question is actually better than average, that should come out in independent reviews and all the complaints about the advert may actually serve to draw attention to what may be a good camera. If it's not a good camera, then Nokia will have brought the trouble on themselves and have no-one else to blame.

Paris, because even she isn't quite stupid enough to believe everything she sees in adverts!

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Nokia tears wraps off new Windows Phone Lumias on steroids

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Re: Too little, too late.

"to beat the emcumbants"??

I suppose you meant "incumbents" -- I trust you have a phone with a half-decent spell-checker!

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Tax proposal could change Aus hardware lifecycles

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FAIL

Fail! This article applies only to Oz and there should have been an indication of that fact in the title.

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