* Posts by eJ2095

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And on that bombshell: Top Gear's Clarkson to reappear on Amazon

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BBC own part of Dave so would hae never happened..

Also if i remember the 3 guys have a clause in there contract saying they can not work for another uk broadcaster for 12 months after there contract had finished....

Hence i am guessing the move to amazon

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Windows 10: A SYSADMIN speaks his brains – and says MEH

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Bugger me a 4k screen on a laptop

Hi def Pron eh

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Ofcom wants to ease the pain of switching mobile networks. Good luck

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Automated Pacs

Nice idea with the text thing i agree..

Dont do away with pacs though i can see it now, you find your self on a new network and non the wiser untill the bill arrives.

I.E Sales people in the street etc, getting you to sign there quote "Market Research etc etc"

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MORE Windows 10 bugs! Too many Start menu apps BREAK it

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Re: idiotic attitudes all round

Erm its a microsoft product!

Just think of Vista eh

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OnePlus 2: The smartie that's trying to outsmart Google's Android

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Got to ask

y the sod would you need 8 cores.. (And dont say cux u can)

SO playing games on it, come to make a phone call and the battery saves no....

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Got an Android phone? SMASH IT with a hammer – and do it NOW

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ERm

People still use MMS?

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Happy birthday, Amiga: The 'other' home computer turns 30

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Re: Memories

I got a A590 here with the wopping 20mb working as well!

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Oddly enough

I am in the middle of bringing my a1200 back to life.

Replaced the hardrive with a CF card and it boots in 5 seconds, also got a 68030 card in there...

Its up and running atm, fun to set up (and trying to remember short cuts etc after 20 years)

WHDLoad is running on it :-0 But to be fair never really played many games on it.

My a1200 back in 1998 was my first computer i took online and what fun it was.

But still want an a4000 to play with

And just a small plus if there are any EX Amiga users on here that used IRC back in the late 90s ans sat on arcnet on a channel called #pba say hi :--0

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Universal Pictures finds pirated Jurassic World on own localhost, fires off a DMCA takedown

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Well they need something to compare it against ;-0

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ZOMBIE Commodore PET lurches out of its 1970s grave – as a FONDLESLAB

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REtro

Off Topic i know

Been busy with an Amiga 1200 for fun, cf card of 4gb 68030 card (Only 1 i had that works lieing about)

going to get a pcmcia ethernet adaptor for it and as i have the space use it for a bit

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Ford's 400,000-car recall could be the tip of an auto security iceberg

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Well the more complex u make it the more likely it will mess up

What ever happened to keep it simple...

I prefer a key to start my car to be fair not a fancy i sit in car it starts etc

On the plus side least they can still charge you half the cost of the car for you to upgrade your Maps/POI/Safety cameras on the car eh!!

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'The server broke and so did my back on the flight to fix it'

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Re: Hubswitch..

Oh god yes i rem this....

Back in the early telewest days where people where advised by pcworld to buy a switch (Not me i knew better)

Then i get a call to go and see why its not working with the cable modem... sure it was a early Surfboard 4100. (Thats the modem)

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Google yanks fake Android battery monitor

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Re: "its intentions were revealed by the permissions it seeks (basically, everything)"

Missed out take a selfie of your self as well (Passport style) and add your name and address

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LG won't fix malware slinging bloatware update hole

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Oh no i got a LG G3

Oh wait i got custom ROM... with no Bloat..

Thank you XDA ;-0

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Jurassic World: All the meaty ingredients for a summer blockbuster

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Same plot as the first film

Except park is open,

Dinosaurs escape etc etc eating etc etc

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Vintage Ask toolbar is malware – and we'll kill Jeeves, says Microsoft

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Flash....

Doesn't this crud ware try and install a useless version of Mcaffe onto your machine these...

yes i have seen one of these case of CBA format reinstall and slap user. (Or in my case the mother in law)

https://patrickspokemonpalace.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/ie8.png

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Spooky ghost town vid perfectly sums up YouTube's 8K playback: It's virtually no use to anyone (yet)

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What..

No 8k Porn... meh

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BOFH: Step into my office. Now take a deep breath

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The Boss

Meets the CattleProd...

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Doom, Mario, Pac-Man level up to video gaming's Hall of Fame

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Re: Doom & Pokemen

Ahh yes "Big Friendly Giant" Gun.....

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Long, sticky summer ahead: Win 10 will be with OEMs by 31 August

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Ohh they Tweaking

They got an entire team tweaking the BSOD.

So now depends on the error you get emojs lol

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Microsoft to TAKE OUT THE TRASH in the Windows Store

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Wonder If

It will remove all the Microsoft products from its own store....

Including the 8.1 update.. lol

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Google Maps gets hit with racist White House listing

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Wonder

How many people are using Google maps for there sat nav then...

And as people blindly follow there sat navs here in the uk (Oh look a cliff but it says drive forward 600 yards)

You could really screw up the roads with this

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Brexit-fearing Vodafone: Of course we’ll make money from 4G

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Re: Blocked by default

Nope i rang them up and told them off for blocking.

(Was the lottery site though)

Even wierder was they wanted to confirm i was over 18 and i would need to provide a credit card to prove it.

Even though i breezed through all there security questions... (Virgin MObile)

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Hi! You've reached TeslaCrypt ransomware customer support. How may we fleece you?

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Ahh i do miss the days of

Me long lost relative leaving me a million quid

Or i have won the Spanish lottery..

Or Some where in Nigeria

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Manchester car park lock hack leads to horn-blare hoo-ha

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Old trick that

Think the fobs operate around the 430 mhz band.

so i you wang out static over the frequency it will stop the fobs talking to the cars..

I got a scanner that can listen to the frequency (yes i have tested it on my self)

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Doom is BOOM! BOOM! BACK!

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The Rock

Wonder if they will stick "Dwayne Johnson" in so we can shoot him......

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Look out, law abiding folk: UK’s Counter-Extremism Bill slithers into view

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Mushroom

V for Vendetta

V for Vendetta ......

Guy Fawkes needed...

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Tesco tries to talk Tesco Mobile up from 'Value' to 'Finest' ahead of sale

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Re: overstreched

F7 Key Broken

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overstreched

they should stick to selling grocery's

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Sky ponders 200,000-customer MVNO 'trial'. Soft launch, anyone?

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Tesco

Isnt Tesco mobile being put up for sale........

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BRAIN-SLURP case: Battery maker and Apple reach agreement

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Poached?

So if x company is paying me x amount and another company contacts me with a better offer...

You would go for the better deal unless company you work for matches this or better..

So what they whining about?

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EEeeeeek, complaints! Ofcom roasts BT-wannabe-spouse

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EE

Mind been with them 2 years for mobile not had any issues BUT i do seem to get the uk call centre if i do have to call...

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Kiwi company posts job ad for Windows support scammers

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Sent in my sample code...

10 print "Hello"

20 goto 10

Sorted jobs mine :-0

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Brits send Star Wars X-wing fighter to the stratosphere

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Even better

Send the entire cast of that essex program that appears on tv on channel 4/5 up there

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Oxford chaps solve problem in 1982 Sinclair Spectrum manual

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Re: Good times, those

Ahh yes i was a member of that club 23 years ago..

Still chat to my retired IT teachers now via facebook and email..

They asking me questions now about bits and bobs

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E-voting and the UK election: Pick a lizard, any lizard

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Prolly cause they took a vote

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Console makers game the EU Commission to avoid energy-use law

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Does that mean

i will have to wang an extra 50p in the meter when i want to use me ps4...

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Google TUGS Nexus 7-INCHER from its online store

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Well

My 9 year old has bounced his so a nice cracked sreen.

And you have to replace the screen and the digitizer at the same time as they are glued together. (Very well i might add)

but 35 quid for both erm......

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Apple Watch: Exactly how many vids does it take to teach a fanboi to tell the time?

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Re: Titles are for toffs

So you can now work out how many miles it takes u to erm... turn your watch on.....

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giffgaff riff-raff hacked off with lift-off of cash spaff

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wow 7500 for a handset

Thats an expensive handset..

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Fukushima nuke plant owner told to upgrade from Windows XP

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Does this mean

When you make the XP machines angry they turn into Vista....

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iPhone vs. Galaxy fight hospitalises two after beer bottle stabbing

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Re: @ej2095

Ahh it did say teach her to cook.. just had to double check

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eJ2095

Would have been better if he had this ;-0

http://global.samsungtomorrow.com/galaxy-blade-edge-chefs-edition/

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Public exploit crashes Minecraft servers

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Great

My 9 year old will be up in arms ;-0

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NASA probe sent to faraway planet finds DWARF world instead: Pics

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Crap beat me to it

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Nuclear fusion simulator among boffinry tools picked for monster Summit supercomputer

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Wonder

If the OS will be filled with microsoft crap ware (Patent Pending)

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It's not you, it's EE ... again! Mobe network hit by 'PDP authentication failure' snafu

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Orange

The best one was i rang up on Sat to get a increase on the teenagers data allowance (Only on a low tariff with 250mb)

The guy from India said that the phone had been sing 3gig + of mobile data a month..

To which i replied how is that possible i removed the APN ages ago off the phone..

Then the line went silent.....

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Virgin Media goes TITSUP, RUINS Tuesday evening

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I think what annoyed people the most

Was that we had to speak to members of the family

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The problem was

That some one googled for google in google and broke the internet

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UK's National Museum of Computing celebrates 10 glorious years

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Went about 4 years ago

Had a fun day there chatting to the guys.

Got taken behind the scenes as well to have a nose.

and have the advantage its only 1 train trip :-0

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