* Posts by eJ2095

276 posts • joined 30 Jun 2009

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Google Maps gets hit with racist White House listing

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Wonder

How many people are using Google maps for there sat nav then...

And as people blindly follow there sat navs here in the uk (Oh look a cliff but it says drive forward 600 yards)

You could really screw up the roads with this

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Brexit-fearing Vodafone: Of course we’ll make money from 4G

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Re: Blocked by default

Nope i rang them up and told them off for blocking.

(Was the lottery site though)

Even wierder was they wanted to confirm i was over 18 and i would need to provide a credit card to prove it.

Even though i breezed through all there security questions... (Virgin MObile)

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Hi! You've reached TeslaCrypt ransomware customer support. How may we fleece you?

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Ahh i do miss the days of

Me long lost relative leaving me a million quid

Or i have won the Spanish lottery..

Or Some where in Nigeria

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Manchester car park lock hack leads to horn-blare hoo-ha

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Old trick that

Think the fobs operate around the 430 mhz band.

so i you wang out static over the frequency it will stop the fobs talking to the cars..

I got a scanner that can listen to the frequency (yes i have tested it on my self)

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Doom is BOOM! BOOM! BACK!

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The Rock

Wonder if they will stick "Dwayne Johnson" in so we can shoot him......

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Look out, law abiding folk: UK’s Counter-Extremism Bill slithers into view

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Mushroom

V for Vendetta

V for Vendetta ......

Guy Fawkes needed...

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Tesco tries to talk Tesco Mobile up from 'Value' to 'Finest' ahead of sale

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Re: overstreched

F7 Key Broken

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overstreched

they should stick to selling grocery's

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Sky ponders 200,000-customer MVNO 'trial'. Soft launch, anyone?

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Tesco

Isnt Tesco mobile being put up for sale........

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BRAIN-SLURP case: Battery maker and Apple reach agreement

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Poached?

So if x company is paying me x amount and another company contacts me with a better offer...

You would go for the better deal unless company you work for matches this or better..

So what they whining about?

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EEeeeeek, complaints! Ofcom roasts BT-wannabe-spouse

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EE

Mind been with them 2 years for mobile not had any issues BUT i do seem to get the uk call centre if i do have to call...

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Kiwi company posts job ad for Windows support scammers

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Sent in my sample code...

10 print "Hello"

20 goto 10

Sorted jobs mine :-0

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Brits send Star Wars X-wing fighter to the stratosphere

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Even better

Send the entire cast of that essex program that appears on tv on channel 4/5 up there

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Oxford chaps solve problem in 1982 Sinclair Spectrum manual

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Re: Good times, those

Ahh yes i was a member of that club 23 years ago..

Still chat to my retired IT teachers now via facebook and email..

They asking me questions now about bits and bobs

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E-voting and the UK election: Pick a lizard, any lizard

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Prolly cause they took a vote

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Console makers game the EU Commission to avoid energy-use law

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Does that mean

i will have to wang an extra 50p in the meter when i want to use me ps4...

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Google TUGS Nexus 7-INCHER from its online store

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Well

My 9 year old has bounced his so a nice cracked sreen.

And you have to replace the screen and the digitizer at the same time as they are glued together. (Very well i might add)

but 35 quid for both erm......

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Apple Watch: Exactly how many vids does it take to teach a fanboi to tell the time?

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Re: Titles are for toffs

So you can now work out how many miles it takes u to erm... turn your watch on.....

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giffgaff riff-raff hacked off with lift-off of cash spaff

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wow 7500 for a handset

Thats an expensive handset..

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Fukushima nuke plant owner told to upgrade from Windows XP

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Does this mean

When you make the XP machines angry they turn into Vista....

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iPhone vs. Galaxy fight hospitalises two after beer bottle stabbing

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Re: @ej2095

Ahh it did say teach her to cook.. just had to double check

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Would have been better if he had this ;-0

http://global.samsungtomorrow.com/galaxy-blade-edge-chefs-edition/

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Public exploit crashes Minecraft servers

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Great

My 9 year old will be up in arms ;-0

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NASA probe sent to faraway planet finds DWARF world instead: Pics

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Crap beat me to it

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Nuclear fusion simulator among boffinry tools picked for monster Summit supercomputer

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Wonder

If the OS will be filled with microsoft crap ware (Patent Pending)

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It's not you, it's EE ... again! Mobe network hit by 'PDP authentication failure' snafu

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Orange

The best one was i rang up on Sat to get a increase on the teenagers data allowance (Only on a low tariff with 250mb)

The guy from India said that the phone had been sing 3gig + of mobile data a month..

To which i replied how is that possible i removed the APN ages ago off the phone..

Then the line went silent.....

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Virgin Media goes TITSUP, RUINS Tuesday evening

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I think what annoyed people the most

Was that we had to speak to members of the family

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eJ2095

The problem was

That some one googled for google in google and broke the internet

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UK's National Museum of Computing celebrates 10 glorious years

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Went about 4 years ago

Had a fun day there chatting to the guys.

Got taken behind the scenes as well to have a nose.

and have the advantage its only 1 train trip :-0

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Short circuit at Large Hadron Collider slows return to matter-mauling

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Thought it was stuffed full of metahumans?

Oh wait not turned on yet....

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Belgium to the rescue as UK consumers freeze after BST blunder

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Failed to mention

Only affects people who are called "Dave"

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Galaxy S6 and S6 Edge in Vulture's claws: we find looks AND brains

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Well i fancied a change

My wife now uses my S3, returned it back to stock OS as she would only winge (She had S3 mini before)

And i have now wondered over to the LG Camp with my G3

Its not a bad specced phone to be fair i even make phone calls on it!!

Got Bored of Samsungs to be fair s2/s3 fantastic then s4 onwards not much change

And i still can remove my battery :-0

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BOFH: Never mind that old brick, look at this ink-stained BEAUTY

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Oh Crap

I saw one of these when i was 15 at my local council when i was doing work experience...

And the noise

Oh Crap that means i was the PFY.....

Seem to remember wondering why they had the johnny cast away screen saver installed....

Did spend a good 2 weeks copying Amiga games though lol... (Onto ICL branded disks)

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The Voices: A horror-comedy that’s as schizophrenic as its protagonist

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More like a Comedy

Daft film but have seen worse. (Matrix 3rd film) lol

I needed the Bots from "Mystery Science Theatre 3000"

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Vodafone Pay TV launch rumoured for November

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Re: This is one I like the look of ...

Not another one....

Yay i can watch my programs on sumthing else oh the joys......

Rare that i watch live tv anyway

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Battery bods Sakti3 hoover up $15m from power-hungry Dyson

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Wonder then

If the battery tech they come up with would make its way across to mobile phones...

Ready for the pun "It would suck if it didnt"

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Curiosity rover's broken arm heals, exploration-as-normal resumes

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BOFH Robot

This isnt the one where the robot came in a box from the chronicles of BOFH..

Chainsaw etc...

Been a few years

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Phabba-dabba-do: Samsung hypes up Galaxy S6 and S6 Edge

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Why

To be fair i am still using my s3 thanks to guys at XDA

It does everything i need it to do... Sometimes i even make phone calls on it,,,,,

Unless there’s a massive leap in phone technology i don’t see a reason as yet to upgrade (Unless my s3 goes the way of the dodo).

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BOFH: The ONE-NINE uptime solution

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mind

At. Least. It wasn't 10.18 pm..

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Raspberry Pi, meet face: You're probably NOT Blighty's biggest PC maker!

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Amstrad

Wonder who buys all this amstrad gear...

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Virgin Media to splurge BEELLIONS on UK network infrastructure expansion

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Wonder

IF they will get round to increasing there current capacity.. from 160mb down to 1..5mb by 6pm...

How am i supposed to get my porn fix eh lol....

I end up with buffer face lol

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Breaking news: BBC FINALLY spots millions of mugshots on cop database

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How do you know...

If you are on there....

Oh yeh the police ask you to send a photo in with a SAE and they can check.....

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Facebook: Oi, Lizard Squad – we can take down our own site, ta

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Oh no

How i will know if its snowing or not now facebook was down......

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LEAKED: Samsung's iPHONE 6 KILLER... the Samsung Galaxy S6

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Still got my s3

Got an expanded battery for it and custom rom of course.

Runs fine dont see the need to update to a newer model as the big corps seems to have run out of ideas.

Oh and it also makes phone calls

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Which of UK's major ISPs will let you have exotic p0rn? NONE OF THEM

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Buffer Face

Get this a lot from 5pm onwards my Vermin connection drops from 120mb (ish) to 2mb.....

GCHQ must be redirecting all my traffic and watching me sit in my pants on my laptop....

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LIFELESS BEAGLE on MARS: A British TRIUMPH!

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Thought a transformer had stomped on it?

Sure i saw this at the start of one of the films that i have now removed from memory..

Wonder if we could shove Cameron and Osbourne into Beagle 3 and send them instead....

Would remind me of the statue scene at the end of Spaceballs. when they land on planet of the apes.

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PlayStation-processor-powered plutonium probe prepares Pluto pics

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Wonder

As its Plutonium powered how they stopped it going back in time once it hit 88mph...

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Our EXCLUSIVE VID of MIRACLE TECH: Charge your phone in 16 SECONDS – WIRELESSLY

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Nokia 3210

when is used to say low batt and u usualy had a week to find your charger...

And i also made phone calls on it

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TalkTalk's 'unbeatable signal strength' and 'fastest Wi-Fi tech' FIBS silenced by ad watchdog

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Speaking of virgin

Had there email to say we are wanging up the prices again in feb..

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