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225 posts • joined 30 Jun 2009

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Bada-Bing! Mozilla flips Firefox to YAHOO! for search

eJ2095

Dunno whats worse

Bing or yahoo?

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BOFH: SOOO... You want to sell us some antivirus software?

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This was posted on friday

But his Antivirus (Insert bloat where name here) did a scan before it would allow upload hence appeared today ;-0

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UK superfast broadband? Not in my backyard – MP

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2mb

wished i got that after 6pm at night on virgin... down from 120mb case of wtf

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Fatty Brit 4G networks SLOW DOWN. Too much Bacon, perhaps?

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I have buffer face lol

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Windows 8 or nowt: Consumer Win 7 fans are OUT OF LUCK

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Re: So my upgrade path is gonna be...

Ahh yes mines AmigaOS3.1,AmigaOS3.9,Win XP, Win vista (for 1 hour), Win 7, now Win 8.1

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One hard ghoulie: 1985's Ghosts 'n Goblins

eJ2095

Many a 10p

Used to spend many hours with my 10p ready to have a go.

Always fun with the next big kid prodding you in the ribs while fag burning your neck to get a move on.

For more retro stuff look at my friends website (Reminds me of a early 90s website gone mental)

http://www.jammajup.co.uk/

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Voyager 1 now EIGHTEEN LIGHT HOURS from home

eJ2095

Well we all know

Gets discovered by Kirk n co in a few hundred years time ;-0

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US court SHUTS DOWN 'scammers posing as Microsoft, Facebook support staff'

eJ2095

Think i am due a phone call soon

From the man in india telling me my computer has a virus..

As i was bored last time i strung them along for 24 mins..

They hung up on me in the end...

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Wanna hop carriers with your iPad's Apple SIM? AVOID AT&T

eJ2095

Sort of defeats the object then

May as well wang a normal sim card in

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Countless Belkin routers go TITSUP in massive mystery meltdown

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Belkin

... Try to download more then two things at once and it goes into melts down and dies...

Sounds like a normal day then for Belkin

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Chap runs Windows 95 on Android Wear

eJ2095

nice

Lol i like it fun to do....

Reminds me when tried to get win98 to run on teh first xbox

Wonder if could port RISC OS, or Amiga OS for fun

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Apple tries to kill iWorm: Zombie botnet feasting on Mac brains

eJ2095

Meh

Need a proper one...

Laminator Exterminator virus ;-0

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Leaked: Mobile operators' SCARE campaign against net neutrality

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Vodafone....

Not one to say but doesn't Vodafone crappy network already stutter drop calls etc..

Must be net neutral already then...... (wait for the adverts off voda for this saying its a feature)

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Microsoft's nightmare DEEPENS: Windows 8 market share falling fast

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Re: W8.1 All the way...

Mind to be fair am also using win 8.1 BUT only read news etc on it.

Installed classic shell of course.

Works fine except for every now and then classic shell has a wobbler

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Universal Credit CRISIS: Howard Shiplee SHIPS OUT of top job

eJ2095

Yay

Think i will apply..

Will bring my own crayons

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Man's future in space ... Barack Obama: Mars. Narendra Modi: Mars. Vladimir Putin: Er, Moon

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USSR..

Setting up a deathstar.....

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Titan falls! Blizzard cancels World of Warcraft successor

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Wonder how long before mircosoft will come and pick up the code and buy it off them....

New shiny badge etc

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MOM: CHEAP Mars ship got it right first time. Nice one, India

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So thats where they are now basing all the UK and Mobile Tech support Call centers.....

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Game pirates 'donate' compute power to Bitcoin miners

eJ2095

Lazyness

Got fed up of installing games on my PC so went the console route....

And low and behold teh sodding games want to download a gig update just to sodding run... carnt win lol

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EE buys 58 Phones 4u stores for £2.5m after picking over carcass

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Re: "something more useful"

Get that here in sandwell

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Moon landing was real and WE CAN PROVE IT, says Nvidia

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Helipads being installed at the Nvidia Offices?

Makes it easier for the black helicopters to land ;-0

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Reg man looks through a Glass, darkly: Google's toy ploy or killer tech specs?

eJ2095

y bother

Still to bulky for my liking, maybe in ten years

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Microsoft boots 1,500 dodgy apps from the Windows Store

eJ2095

Didnt know

They could kick out there own service packs....

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Bitcoin on ATM? Pfft! We play DOOM on ours

eJ2095

God hope it wasn't a link machine you get charged 1.75 a go...

On a side note the queues already long enough with the muppet who has to go through all the cards in there purse/wallet........

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BBC goes offline in MASSIVE COCKUP: Stephen Fry partly muzzled

eJ2095

The Fix..

The Flux Capacitor wasn't Fluxing...

Someone forgot to pay the leccy bill for the 1.21gigwatt jolt.....

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UK.gov warned: Small biz bods 'blunted' by broadband bumbling

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Virgin

Then we have virgin with there over subscribed service.

after 6pm dwn to 0.3mb a second..

great at 4am though get full 100mb

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New Doctor Who episode leaks online as proper trailer debuts

eJ2095

Why are people moaning

If they dont want to watch or read the leaked version then dont.

Spoiler averted.

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NEW Raspberry Pi B+, NOW with - count them - FOUR USB ports

eJ2095

Cost

And there i was thinking the PI was to be a ultra cheap device for people to play with..

Now adding bits and bobs to it bumps up the price.... sort of defeats the projects original goal...

BUT i see where you guys are coming from and i would have thought the higher end ARMs would have come down in price sine the PIs launch.... But then you get a staggered board with multiple revisions....

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Microsoft's Lumia 930... a real HANDFUL

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Re: er, specs?

1.5 gig as a page file....... ;-0

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Your Android phone is a SNITCH: Wi-Fi bug makes you easy to track

eJ2095

Install Pri-fi

Sure chainfire made this app for rooted phones only

Called Pri-fi

Random mac changer

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UK mobile sales in the toilet: Down by FIVE MILLION this year

eJ2095

S3

Same here just come out of contract s3 custom rom and rooted and with new battery now as bought an extended one

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Virgin Media struck dumb by NATIONWIDE DNS outage

eJ2095

Super Dud

Speaking of which...

Time for me to get a new router..

Any suggestions looking a price from 50 to 100, Need ability to lock down transfer speed on certain devices, and auto cut off at certain times.

Ta

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Windows 7, XP and even Vista GAIN market share again

eJ2095

Classic Shell

I have changed every one in my house to win 8.1 and banged classic shell on.

Works fine

Get the odd quirk every now and then but seems stable enough.

My only Gripe these days is with Sodding Flash player (Stupid facebook games)

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Star Wars museum to land in Chicago

eJ2095

Monkey Island?

...... spank that monkey

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WIN your FREE Nokia Lumia 630 smartphone HERE!

eJ2095

Ohh i need a antitheft device

Put that on the car dash and it will be safe :-0

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Gee thanks, Ofcom! BT 'pleased' to hang onto pricing 'freedom' for Openreach fibre product

eJ2095

Not one to ask BUT

For the average user surely they could buy a mifi with bundled data allowance say for a tenner a month?

no line needed then (and yes a decent signal is a must i know)

Wonder how long before a proper 4g Mifi package thats decent comes out.....

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Game of Thrones written on brutal medieval word processor and OS

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Ohh so thats 2 people i knw of who use DOS

My next door neighbor still runs dos 3.1 with wordstar for all his docs and still commits the files to floppy disks. (Mind it never BSOD but the parts for the 486 are getting hard to come by)

He does have a xp machine for his internet and emails (Outlook Express)

Bear in mind he is 72

And he also has a Windows 95 Machine doing something (Search me what)

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Windows 8.1, which you probably haven't upgraded to yet, ALREADY OBSOLETE

eJ2095

Windows 8 = Marmite

Either you love it or hate it...

Running 8.1 my self with classic shell just to have a play about with.

Its not done anything wierd yet...

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Xenon: Bitmap Brothers' (mega)blast from the past

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Super Mega Nawsome Power

Was the first game i saw on my friends amiga 500

I was very impressed.

Think i was about 11 then.

2 years later i saved me cash for a Amiga 1200 (Which i still have)

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Morrisons supermarket hit by MASSIVE staff payroll data robbery

eJ2095

Not one to ask BUT

Why was the payroll data even linked / put on there website server?

also wasn't Morrison lagging behind with there on-line shopping anyway?

Only wanted my Grocery's and ended up with a payroll.. (Wonder if you can get the Morrison's Fuel saver on this....)

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Samsung brandishes quad-core Galaxy S5, hopes nobody wants high specs

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Battery

Wish they would sort out a decent battery for these things.....

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Micro Men: The story of the syntax era

eJ2095

Re: Superb film

I know sum with the same stuff as u..............

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Virgin Media sales flat: Firm bags fewer winter sign-ups than last year

eJ2095

ODdly

Rang them up to moan about there recent price increase.

was paying 55 now down to 40

Getting 60mb, Tivio with M+ and the telephone which has got a thick layer of dust on it.

THe broadband does get hammered though

and got them to send me the super dud 2 as most devices shifted onto 5ghz band

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Bloke hews plywood Raspberry Pi tablet

eJ2095

Can be easily serviced

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Apple wants sales ban on Samsung smartphones nobody is selling

eJ2095

Xerox should sue then me thinks lol

Well we all know the history eh

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NSA alleges 'BIOS plot to destroy PCs'

eJ2095

Microsoft will be Sueing

There the ones that Temporary brick your pcs.....

thats copyrighted lol (Got some weird looks for that lol)

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CyanogenMod Android firmware gains built-in SMS encryption

eJ2095

y bother?

most i send is:-

To wife : whats for tea

Wife: dunno

To wife : take away

wife : ok

unless there some hidden code in there i am missing....

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BBC's 3D blunder BLASTED OUR BRAINS – Doctor Who fans

eJ2095

So

As we all should be digital by now

Why cant they make the beeb subscription only....

Oh wait will cost them too much in lost revenue..

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Samsung pulls Galaxy S3 update as users moan: It's PANTS

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Re: Ah Cyanogen... (I wish)

Ah yes i had a hd2 as well with the above rom :-0

nor running s3 with that rom

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PlayStation 4 BLUE LIGHT OF DEATH blamed on power cords, TV sets, butterflies in China

eJ2095

All wrong

They turned on there ps4s at the wrong time of the month.

They have to wait until the moon, mars and erm Jupiter are in alignment and there is a solar flare from the sun.

Oh nearly forgot to wear the enclosed tin foil hats....

Then turn it on it should work then

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