* Posts by eJ2095

284 posts • joined 30 Jun 2009

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LG won't fix malware slinging bloatware update hole

eJ2095

Oh no i got a LG G3

Oh wait i got custom ROM... with no Bloat..

Thank you XDA ;-0

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Jurassic World: All the meaty ingredients for a summer blockbuster

eJ2095

Same plot as the first film

Except park is open,

Dinosaurs escape etc etc eating etc etc

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Vintage Ask toolbar is malware – and we'll kill Jeeves, says Microsoft

eJ2095

Flash....

Doesn't this crud ware try and install a useless version of Mcaffe onto your machine these...

yes i have seen one of these case of CBA format reinstall and slap user. (Or in my case the mother in law)

https://patrickspokemonpalace.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/ie8.png

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Spooky ghost town vid perfectly sums up YouTube's 8K playback: It's virtually no use to anyone (yet)

eJ2095

What..

No 8k Porn... meh

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BOFH: Step into my office. Now take a deep breath

eJ2095

The Boss

Meets the CattleProd...

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Doom, Mario, Pac-Man level up to video gaming's Hall of Fame

eJ2095

Re: Doom & Pokemen

Ahh yes "Big Friendly Giant" Gun.....

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Long, sticky summer ahead: Win 10 will be with OEMs by 31 August

eJ2095

Ohh they Tweaking

They got an entire team tweaking the BSOD.

So now depends on the error you get emojs lol

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Microsoft to TAKE OUT THE TRASH in the Windows Store

eJ2095

Wonder If

It will remove all the Microsoft products from its own store....

Including the 8.1 update.. lol

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Google Maps gets hit with racist White House listing

eJ2095

Wonder

How many people are using Google maps for there sat nav then...

And as people blindly follow there sat navs here in the uk (Oh look a cliff but it says drive forward 600 yards)

You could really screw up the roads with this

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Brexit-fearing Vodafone: Of course we’ll make money from 4G

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Re: Blocked by default

Nope i rang them up and told them off for blocking.

(Was the lottery site though)

Even wierder was they wanted to confirm i was over 18 and i would need to provide a credit card to prove it.

Even though i breezed through all there security questions... (Virgin MObile)

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Hi! You've reached TeslaCrypt ransomware customer support. How may we fleece you?

eJ2095

Ahh i do miss the days of

Me long lost relative leaving me a million quid

Or i have won the Spanish lottery..

Or Some where in Nigeria

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Manchester car park lock hack leads to horn-blare hoo-ha

eJ2095

Old trick that

Think the fobs operate around the 430 mhz band.

so i you wang out static over the frequency it will stop the fobs talking to the cars..

I got a scanner that can listen to the frequency (yes i have tested it on my self)

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Doom is BOOM! BOOM! BACK!

eJ2095

The Rock

Wonder if they will stick "Dwayne Johnson" in so we can shoot him......

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Look out, law abiding folk: UK’s Counter-Extremism Bill slithers into view

eJ2095
Mushroom

V for Vendetta

V for Vendetta ......

Guy Fawkes needed...

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Tesco tries to talk Tesco Mobile up from 'Value' to 'Finest' ahead of sale

eJ2095

Re: overstreched

F7 Key Broken

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eJ2095

overstreched

they should stick to selling grocery's

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Sky ponders 200,000-customer MVNO 'trial'. Soft launch, anyone?

eJ2095

Tesco

Isnt Tesco mobile being put up for sale........

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BRAIN-SLURP case: Battery maker and Apple reach agreement

eJ2095

Poached?

So if x company is paying me x amount and another company contacts me with a better offer...

You would go for the better deal unless company you work for matches this or better..

So what they whining about?

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EEeeeeek, complaints! Ofcom roasts BT-wannabe-spouse

eJ2095

EE

Mind been with them 2 years for mobile not had any issues BUT i do seem to get the uk call centre if i do have to call...

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Kiwi company posts job ad for Windows support scammers

eJ2095

Sent in my sample code...

10 print "Hello"

20 goto 10

Sorted jobs mine :-0

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Brits send Star Wars X-wing fighter to the stratosphere

eJ2095

Even better

Send the entire cast of that essex program that appears on tv on channel 4/5 up there

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Oxford chaps solve problem in 1982 Sinclair Spectrum manual

eJ2095

Re: Good times, those

Ahh yes i was a member of that club 23 years ago..

Still chat to my retired IT teachers now via facebook and email..

They asking me questions now about bits and bobs

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E-voting and the UK election: Pick a lizard, any lizard

eJ2095

Prolly cause they took a vote

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Console makers game the EU Commission to avoid energy-use law

eJ2095

Does that mean

i will have to wang an extra 50p in the meter when i want to use me ps4...

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Google TUGS Nexus 7-INCHER from its online store

eJ2095

Well

My 9 year old has bounced his so a nice cracked sreen.

And you have to replace the screen and the digitizer at the same time as they are glued together. (Very well i might add)

but 35 quid for both erm......

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Apple Watch: Exactly how many vids does it take to teach a fanboi to tell the time?

eJ2095

Re: Titles are for toffs

So you can now work out how many miles it takes u to erm... turn your watch on.....

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giffgaff riff-raff hacked off with lift-off of cash spaff

eJ2095

wow 7500 for a handset

Thats an expensive handset..

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Fukushima nuke plant owner told to upgrade from Windows XP

eJ2095

Does this mean

When you make the XP machines angry they turn into Vista....

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iPhone vs. Galaxy fight hospitalises two after beer bottle stabbing

eJ2095

Re: @ej2095

Ahh it did say teach her to cook.. just had to double check

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eJ2095

Would have been better if he had this ;-0

http://global.samsungtomorrow.com/galaxy-blade-edge-chefs-edition/

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Public exploit crashes Minecraft servers

eJ2095

Great

My 9 year old will be up in arms ;-0

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NASA probe sent to faraway planet finds DWARF world instead: Pics

eJ2095

Crap beat me to it

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Nuclear fusion simulator among boffinry tools picked for monster Summit supercomputer

eJ2095

Wonder

If the OS will be filled with microsoft crap ware (Patent Pending)

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It's not you, it's EE ... again! Mobe network hit by 'PDP authentication failure' snafu

eJ2095

Orange

The best one was i rang up on Sat to get a increase on the teenagers data allowance (Only on a low tariff with 250mb)

The guy from India said that the phone had been sing 3gig + of mobile data a month..

To which i replied how is that possible i removed the APN ages ago off the phone..

Then the line went silent.....

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Virgin Media goes TITSUP, RUINS Tuesday evening

eJ2095

I think what annoyed people the most

Was that we had to speak to members of the family

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eJ2095

The problem was

That some one googled for google in google and broke the internet

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UK's National Museum of Computing celebrates 10 glorious years

eJ2095

Went about 4 years ago

Had a fun day there chatting to the guys.

Got taken behind the scenes as well to have a nose.

and have the advantage its only 1 train trip :-0

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Short circuit at Large Hadron Collider slows return to matter-mauling

eJ2095

Thought it was stuffed full of metahumans?

Oh wait not turned on yet....

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Belgium to the rescue as UK consumers freeze after BST blunder

eJ2095

Failed to mention

Only affects people who are called "Dave"

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Galaxy S6 and S6 Edge in Vulture's claws: we find looks AND brains

eJ2095

Well i fancied a change

My wife now uses my S3, returned it back to stock OS as she would only winge (She had S3 mini before)

And i have now wondered over to the LG Camp with my G3

Its not a bad specced phone to be fair i even make phone calls on it!!

Got Bored of Samsungs to be fair s2/s3 fantastic then s4 onwards not much change

And i still can remove my battery :-0

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BOFH: Never mind that old brick, look at this ink-stained BEAUTY

eJ2095

Oh Crap

I saw one of these when i was 15 at my local council when i was doing work experience...

And the noise

Oh Crap that means i was the PFY.....

Seem to remember wondering why they had the johnny cast away screen saver installed....

Did spend a good 2 weeks copying Amiga games though lol... (Onto ICL branded disks)

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The Voices: A horror-comedy that’s as schizophrenic as its protagonist

eJ2095

More like a Comedy

Daft film but have seen worse. (Matrix 3rd film) lol

I needed the Bots from "Mystery Science Theatre 3000"

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Vodafone Pay TV launch rumoured for November

eJ2095

Re: This is one I like the look of ...

Not another one....

Yay i can watch my programs on sumthing else oh the joys......

Rare that i watch live tv anyway

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Battery bods Sakti3 hoover up $15m from power-hungry Dyson

eJ2095

Wonder then

If the battery tech they come up with would make its way across to mobile phones...

Ready for the pun "It would suck if it didnt"

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Curiosity rover's broken arm heals, exploration-as-normal resumes

eJ2095

BOFH Robot

This isnt the one where the robot came in a box from the chronicles of BOFH..

Chainsaw etc...

Been a few years

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Phabba-dabba-do: Samsung hypes up Galaxy S6 and S6 Edge

eJ2095

Why

To be fair i am still using my s3 thanks to guys at XDA

It does everything i need it to do... Sometimes i even make phone calls on it,,,,,

Unless there’s a massive leap in phone technology i don’t see a reason as yet to upgrade (Unless my s3 goes the way of the dodo).

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BOFH: The ONE-NINE uptime solution

eJ2095

mind

At. Least. It wasn't 10.18 pm..

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Raspberry Pi, meet face: You're probably NOT Blighty's biggest PC maker!

eJ2095

Amstrad

Wonder who buys all this amstrad gear...

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Virgin Media to splurge BEELLIONS on UK network infrastructure expansion

eJ2095

Wonder

IF they will get round to increasing there current capacity.. from 160mb down to 1..5mb by 6pm...

How am i supposed to get my porn fix eh lol....

I end up with buffer face lol

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