* Posts by eJ2095

256 posts • joined 30 Jun 2009

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iPhone vs. Galaxy fight hospitalises two after beer bottle stabbing

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Re: @ej2095

Ahh it did say teach her to cook.. just had to double check

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Would have been better if he had this ;-0

http://global.samsungtomorrow.com/galaxy-blade-edge-chefs-edition/

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Public exploit crashes Minecraft servers

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Great

My 9 year old will be up in arms ;-0

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NASA probe sent to faraway planet finds DWARF world instead: Pics

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Crap beat me to it

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Nuclear fusion simulator among boffinry tools picked for monster Summit supercomputer

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Wonder

If the OS will be filled with microsoft crap ware (Patent Pending)

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It's not you, it's EE ... again! Mobe network hit by 'PDP authentication failure' snafu

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Orange

The best one was i rang up on Sat to get a increase on the teenagers data allowance (Only on a low tariff with 250mb)

The guy from India said that the phone had been sing 3gig + of mobile data a month..

To which i replied how is that possible i removed the APN ages ago off the phone..

Then the line went silent.....

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Virgin Media goes TITSUP, RUINS Tuesday evening

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I think what annoyed people the most

Was that we had to speak to members of the family

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The problem was

That some one googled for google in google and broke the internet

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UK's National Museum of Computing celebrates 10 glorious years

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Went about 4 years ago

Had a fun day there chatting to the guys.

Got taken behind the scenes as well to have a nose.

and have the advantage its only 1 train trip :-0

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Short circuit at Large Hadron Collider slows return to matter-mauling

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Thought it was stuffed full of metahumans?

Oh wait not turned on yet....

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Belgium to the rescue as UK consumers freeze after BST blunder

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Failed to mention

Only affects people who are called "Dave"

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Galaxy S6 and S6 Edge in Vulture's claws: we find looks AND brains

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Well i fancied a change

My wife now uses my S3, returned it back to stock OS as she would only winge (She had S3 mini before)

And i have now wondered over to the LG Camp with my G3

Its not a bad specced phone to be fair i even make phone calls on it!!

Got Bored of Samsungs to be fair s2/s3 fantastic then s4 onwards not much change

And i still can remove my battery :-0

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BOFH: Never mind that old brick, look at this ink-stained BEAUTY

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Oh Crap

I saw one of these when i was 15 at my local council when i was doing work experience...

And the noise

Oh Crap that means i was the PFY.....

Seem to remember wondering why they had the johnny cast away screen saver installed....

Did spend a good 2 weeks copying Amiga games though lol... (Onto ICL branded disks)

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The Voices: A horror-comedy that’s as schizophrenic as its protagonist

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More like a Comedy

Daft film but have seen worse. (Matrix 3rd film) lol

I needed the Bots from "Mystery Science Theatre 3000"

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Vodafone Pay TV launch rumoured for November

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Re: This is one I like the look of ...

Not another one....

Yay i can watch my programs on sumthing else oh the joys......

Rare that i watch live tv anyway

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Battery bods Sakti3 hoover up $15m from power-hungry Dyson

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Wonder then

If the battery tech they come up with would make its way across to mobile phones...

Ready for the pun "It would suck if it didnt"

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Curiosity rover's broken arm heals, exploration-as-normal resumes

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BOFH Robot

This isnt the one where the robot came in a box from the chronicles of BOFH..

Chainsaw etc...

Been a few years

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Phabba-dabba-do: Samsung hypes up Galaxy S6 and S6 Edge

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Why

To be fair i am still using my s3 thanks to guys at XDA

It does everything i need it to do... Sometimes i even make phone calls on it,,,,,

Unless there’s a massive leap in phone technology i don’t see a reason as yet to upgrade (Unless my s3 goes the way of the dodo).

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BOFH: The ONE-NINE uptime solution

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mind

At. Least. It wasn't 10.18 pm..

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Raspberry Pi, meet face: You're probably NOT Blighty's biggest PC maker!

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Amstrad

Wonder who buys all this amstrad gear...

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Virgin Media to splurge BEELLIONS on UK network infrastructure expansion

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Wonder

IF they will get round to increasing there current capacity.. from 160mb down to 1..5mb by 6pm...

How am i supposed to get my porn fix eh lol....

I end up with buffer face lol

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Breaking news: BBC FINALLY spots millions of mugshots on cop database

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How do you know...

If you are on there....

Oh yeh the police ask you to send a photo in with a SAE and they can check.....

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Facebook: Oi, Lizard Squad – we can take down our own site, ta

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Oh no

How i will know if its snowing or not now facebook was down......

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LEAKED: Samsung's iPHONE 6 KILLER... the Samsung Galaxy S6

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Still got my s3

Got an expanded battery for it and custom rom of course.

Runs fine dont see the need to update to a newer model as the big corps seems to have run out of ideas.

Oh and it also makes phone calls

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Which of UK's major ISPs will let you have exotic p0rn? NONE OF THEM

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Buffer Face

Get this a lot from 5pm onwards my Vermin connection drops from 120mb (ish) to 2mb.....

GCHQ must be redirecting all my traffic and watching me sit in my pants on my laptop....

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LIFELESS BEAGLE on MARS: A British TRIUMPH!

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Thought a transformer had stomped on it?

Sure i saw this at the start of one of the films that i have now removed from memory..

Wonder if we could shove Cameron and Osbourne into Beagle 3 and send them instead....

Would remind me of the statue scene at the end of Spaceballs. when they land on planet of the apes.

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PlayStation-processor-powered plutonium probe prepares Pluto pics

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Wonder

As its Plutonium powered how they stopped it going back in time once it hit 88mph...

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Our EXCLUSIVE VID of MIRACLE TECH: Charge your phone in 16 SECONDS – WIRELESSLY

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Nokia 3210

when is used to say low batt and u usualy had a week to find your charger...

And i also made phone calls on it

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TalkTalk's 'unbeatable signal strength' and 'fastest Wi-Fi tech' FIBS silenced by ad watchdog

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Speaking of virgin

Had there email to say we are wanging up the prices again in feb..

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Another lick of Lollipop: Google updates latest Android to 5.0.1

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Which reminds me

If you crack the screen (Have a ten year old that has)

You have to buy the screen and the digitizer. as both are glued together not just round the edges.. but all the way over the screen.

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Bada-Bing! Mozilla flips Firefox to YAHOO! for search

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Dunno whats worse

Bing or yahoo?

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BOFH: SOOO... You want to sell us some antivirus software?

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This was posted on friday

But his Antivirus (Insert bloat where name here) did a scan before it would allow upload hence appeared today ;-0

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UK superfast broadband? Not in my backyard – MP

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2mb

wished i got that after 6pm at night on virgin... down from 120mb case of wtf

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Fatty Brit 4G networks SLOW DOWN. Too much Bacon, perhaps?

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I have buffer face lol

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Windows 8 or nowt: Consumer Win 7 fans are OUT OF LUCK

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Re: So my upgrade path is gonna be...

Ahh yes mines AmigaOS3.1,AmigaOS3.9,Win XP, Win vista (for 1 hour), Win 7, now Win 8.1

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One hard ghoulie: 1985's Ghosts 'n Goblins

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Many a 10p

Used to spend many hours with my 10p ready to have a go.

Always fun with the next big kid prodding you in the ribs while fag burning your neck to get a move on.

For more retro stuff look at my friends website (Reminds me of a early 90s website gone mental)

http://www.jammajup.co.uk/

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Voyager 1 now EIGHTEEN LIGHT HOURS from home

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Well we all know

Gets discovered by Kirk n co in a few hundred years time ;-0

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US court SHUTS DOWN 'scammers posing as Microsoft, Facebook support staff'

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Think i am due a phone call soon

From the man in india telling me my computer has a virus..

As i was bored last time i strung them along for 24 mins..

They hung up on me in the end...

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Wanna hop carriers with your iPad's Apple SIM? AVOID AT&T

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Sort of defeats the object then

May as well wang a normal sim card in

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Countless Belkin routers go TITSUP in massive mystery meltdown

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Belkin

... Try to download more then two things at once and it goes into melts down and dies...

Sounds like a normal day then for Belkin

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Chap runs Windows 95 on Android Wear

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nice

Lol i like it fun to do....

Reminds me when tried to get win98 to run on teh first xbox

Wonder if could port RISC OS, or Amiga OS for fun

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Apple tries to kill iWorm: Zombie botnet feasting on Mac brains

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Meh

Need a proper one...

Laminator Exterminator virus ;-0

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Leaked: Mobile operators' SCARE campaign against net neutrality

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Vodafone....

Not one to say but doesn't Vodafone crappy network already stutter drop calls etc..

Must be net neutral already then...... (wait for the adverts off voda for this saying its a feature)

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Microsoft's nightmare DEEPENS: Windows 8 market share falling fast

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Re: W8.1 All the way...

Mind to be fair am also using win 8.1 BUT only read news etc on it.

Installed classic shell of course.

Works fine except for every now and then classic shell has a wobbler

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Universal Credit CRISIS: Howard Shiplee SHIPS OUT of top job

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Yay

Think i will apply..

Will bring my own crayons

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Man's future in space ... Barack Obama: Mars. Narendra Modi: Mars. Vladimir Putin: Er, Moon

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USSR..

Setting up a deathstar.....

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Titan falls! Blizzard cancels World of Warcraft successor

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Wonder how long before mircosoft will come and pick up the code and buy it off them....

New shiny badge etc

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MOM: CHEAP Mars ship got it right first time. Nice one, India

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So thats where they are now basing all the UK and Mobile Tech support Call centers.....

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Game pirates 'donate' compute power to Bitcoin miners

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Lazyness

Got fed up of installing games on my PC so went the console route....

And low and behold teh sodding games want to download a gig update just to sodding run... carnt win lol

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