It should be the pop up edition
353 posts • joined 30 Jun 2009
It Could just be
The hop to GCHQ keeps playing up ......
We don't like you using classic shell so we have removed it for you...
Which i thought was nice.....
What next.... we see you have lots of porn and we have removed it for you....(Thats stored on the 02 USB stick now)
Swap out Hal for Cortana :- http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0002900/quotes
Re: Windows Vista?
How would you tell if Vista had a virus.........
I thought it was the virus ;-0
This sprang to mind
I don't really need a new device every 2 years that does the same as the old device...
Soon we will all be getting 3-4 year contracts....
We get a nokia 3100 ring tone of "Feed the world"?
Re: Seriously WTF?
Ahh Good old Dopus... :-0
Am i right in thinking if you have a dodgy version of win 7 ultimate this will free upgrade to win 10 pro....
Only wonder as my new lappy has win 10 home and could in theory wipe clean install win 7 ultimate and up to 10 pro??
But as it is microshaft will get shafted some where along the way...
So when the drive goes tits up Seagate support can advise your data floated away.....
Or is the Helium the next step to help you to the cloud...... ;-0
And in Sandwell
We have moved over to office 365 and the cloud wonders off at least twice a week
Gordons alive..... ok will get coat and hat
Time to Dust off
My VHS of Space balls.....
Shame they never made a Space balls 2 "The search for more money"
When we are bored at lunchtime we go and wind them up the chuggers its fun.
I like the question do you watch online films... and i go well does xhamster count.... and pornhub.com....
They go quite then, so i wonder off
Too much Keynaster..
Wonder if the backdoor password is "Gozer"
Just a thought thats all..
How odd seems a odd thing to do then we could al in theory upgrade to win 10 pro for free....
Asking as new laptop came with win 10 home...
Win 7 to Win 10
Ok i could be wrong here....
If you have win 7 ultimate dodgy copy it will upgrade to a free win 10 pro activated?
are taking over the hosting.... ;-0
Farther Dougall and Teds "My Lovely Horse" entry?
Does make you wonder
Whos in charge of you OS of choice....
Running Unbunto Mate atm.. been running/learning it for teh last 2 months.
I do like it, amy problems and a quick google search and all sorted.
Fun to learn :-0 (I jumped from Amiga OS 3.9 to XP back in 2000) then of course win 7, then got fed up with that and onto Unbunto.
Re: Hear the silence?
So erm who still uses BBs in the UK?
The Cinema Could just
Buy a mobile phone jammer for in the cinema it self?
No signal means no data etc
They soon get bored then and turn them off
(It works i had one bought from dealextreme a few years ago 50m range on a battery powered one)
All you heard for 10 mins have you got a signal conversation....
Last time i checked
The money was crap
I get that now with peoples Phones and Tablet, they have downloaded a dodgy APK now they getting ransom ware pop ups appearing..
You asked them how they got it and they deny everything!..
The Mysterious SMUT Virus i call it, sits between screen and chair!!
Need to get Superman
To round it all up and chuck it into the sun
Oh God just thought
Murdoch will try and stick there own satellite up there, then sue the government for not paying there erm fees..
I did wonder
Why my office 365 emails take a while to get to me. (Used at work so not by choice)
They being bounced off mars...
And looks like they get faster transfer speeds then me on Virgin Media!!!
Who needs Malware
When we have Microsoft doing the job for them eh
Yup This very reason i just look at it and go format reinstall i dont even bother to back up
There own sodding fault for not doing it in the first place (And yes i have advised many many times)
Also i like the other bit where they say "They was just surfing the net" and it got infected....
Spy Hunter is Awesome!!
Only version i know ;-0
Now if it had a decent battery life that would be different but hey hum i guess not
As there will only be a couple of mobile companies around soon will make these awards pointless
Re: "Why is cleanup so hideously expensive?"
Thought all the sub humans appeared on Jeremy Kyle?
Does my Amiga 1200 count?
Well it has been turned off a couple of times but its till going..
Re: The drive's a Seagate...
Wonder how many miles the disk has spun...
Re: OK, I'll bite.
They have bought that french airports win3.1 machine
I better make do with the Xmas Edition of Star Wars for now.....
Its the Talk Talk Logo
Well they need to arrest a few more etc etc
i do enjoy my monthly have to ring up and claim a tenner off my bill phone call as service crap during the evening
I am betting
This is the same hell desk that rings me up at home and tells me i have a virus ;-0
Re: Save your country money ...
ALready doing the same
Yay the random IP raffle
Pick an IP and pin it to them lol
Nobody can be that naive and to run something like this from there own IP address......
Lol the joys
I volunteer my time at a charity that gives money to various other charities/clubs
How ever this is a 1 man operations.
Machines are that used :-
486dx running dos 3.1 with wordstar
Pentium 100 running Windows 98 (1st edition)
And he did have an old athlon machine running win xp with 256mb ram. Outlook express makes me shudder.
As i am generous i had an old Hp dc 5750 lying about upgraded it to 4 gig ram wanged a 500gb drive and and installed win 7. Works like a charm
Now getting moaned at as doesn't like thunderbird (Used this as i couldn't skin it with outlook express skin)
And dragged him off IE onto firefox (That also skinned to look like IE)
Bear in mind hes 74 years old and stuck in his ways
For the nice people across the pond
Started doing the "Safety Dance" late ron
Ofcom triples licence fees for mobile operators to £200m.....
It should read Ofcom triples licence fees for for the customers of the mobile operators to £200m
New bill will be passed onto customers no doubt
Got this software on my tv....
Sadly it works does the job its meant to but every now and then has a wobblier...
I.E on screen display goes AWOL when turning up the volume.
Youtube goes very off and stalls
Well on the plus side
Apple have ran out of ideas, so now they go around erm borrowing every one else's
BBC Micro and Arcs
Sure there was a command on the beeb you could to get it to use to burn out some motor.. (Bit vage been a while)
Had a fake virus for the Acorn arc we wrote for fun when we was 13...
lol the joys
Its a me 'Mario'