* Posts by Crazy Operations Guy

2513 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Jun 2009

Contactless payments come to in-flight entertainment units

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: "airlines also find ways to charge passengers for more services, more often."

Saw someone on my flight use the air sickness bag for that. It was a waterproof plastic bag after all. We where in very bad turbulence and no one was allowed to get up out of their seats

Crazy Operations Guy

"airlines also find ways to charge passengers for more services, more often."

I bet RyanAir is looking into using it on the doors for the lavs...

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"Some even charge for in-flight entertainment."

The only airlines I've seen that don't charge for entertainment are the ones too cheap to have it installed...

Iceland prime minister falls on sword over Panama Papers email leak

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: Fallen on his sword...

Given the small size of Iceland's population, I'd think that his social life is pretty much over. With only 350,000 people, its likely that everyone knows the guy, or at least has a friend that knows them.

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Re: Never been accused or charged

" wasn't being administered from the UK."

I've always wondered about things like that. If you have a dumb terminal in 'country A' connected to system in 'country B' and using the session to connect to a computer in 'country C'. Which country's laws apply in this case? No actual processing is happening in Country A, the user isn't located in Country B, and only resources are being accessed in Country C.

I've wondered this because I work on encryption libraries and the US has some pretty backwards laws concerning 'exporting' encryption, so If I were to be sitting in the US but remoted into a machine in Canada and sending my code changes to Sweden, am I breaking the law?

As an aside I wonder who's laws apply to the BBS-like systems hosted on the Amateur Radio Satellites orbiting the planet...

Just how close are Obama and Google? You won’t believe the answer

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What does Google have on the president?

What sordid secrets is Google hanging onto to get get so much influence? Barack is an unrepentant Apple Fanboi, and Google really didn't help all that much to get him elected (Facebook and their cattle did so much more), so I can see no reason for him to have such a throbbing hard-on for Sergey and Larry.

FAA doubles Section 333-exemption drone ceiling to 400 feet

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Re: Fly by night

"Where does it say that exactly that one can't fly a drone at night?"

If you can see your drone at night without aid, there is nothing preventing night operations. The point of the restriction is that you must know exactly where the thing is at all times, even when its avionics go kaput.

Your pointy-haired boss 'bought a cloud' with his credit card. Now what?

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Re: Why the PHB should only be given *minimal* access to any system.

In my workplace, everyone had a clause added to their contract that if they move customer data off official IT systems, they take full criminal and civil liability for protecting that data. There is even a provision where the company can sue said employee if their negligence causes the company to be sued. We bought some very high-priced lawyers that specialize in InfoSec (their most junior lawyer was top 2% of their class at Columbia Law).

These contracts have even held up in Federal Court after a a high-level exec hosted some data on his own systems and the systems got hacked. The company settled out of court with the resultant class-action by affected customers, after which the company sued the guy and the settlement amount out of him plus court and lawyer fees. The guy was senior enough that he had tens of millions in stock, all of which was sold to pay back the company, as was his fancy house, his car, and the yacht. Not that he needed any of those things as he was thrown in prison by the FTC / SEC for gross mishandling of PCI and SOx data.

No one in the company has so much plugged external storage into their machine since the lawsuit, let alone copied anything to them (we implemented some pretty heavy-duty device management software since then).

French mobe repair shop chaps trash customer's phone

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Re: Wrong headline

Not sure about France specifically, but in any right-minded country, intentionally violating the law while on the job would be grounds for dismissal, if not immediate 'get-out-of-here-right-now' dismissal or, 'this nice police office will help you gather your things'.

Did hacktivists really just expose half of Turkey's entire population to ID theft?

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Re: "I'm still waiting for the SS Admin here in the States to be hit."

How do you know it hasn't? The Social Security Administration is, and pretty much always has been, incredibly underfunded. With as little money as they have, I doubt enough of it is going into InfoSec and even then, how much of that is going towards IDS / IPS systems and staffing to monitor those systems. It's likely that they've been hacked and people have been absconding with mounds and mounds of data.

Eat your greens, FCC tells ISPs with new broadband "nutrition label"

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Some other things they should fix

Can we get rid of this Megabit bullshit already? Just switch to Mega-bytes already. Plus require it to be actual base-2 megabytes and not that base-10 malarkey that the storage industry has been giving us.

Some years ago, I had recently purchased and internet connection with a cap of 250 GB, what they didn't tell me was that it was really a mere 232.8 actual gigabytes that also included the packets emitted by the modem in that figure (The line was noisy, so the modem was resetting itself at least once a minute, pulling down its profile each time). When all was said and done, I only got about 175 GB of actual use out of the thing.

SEC chair blasts Silicon Valley for its hokey valuations

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Here here

Finally, someone with authority that thinks these companies aren't worth nearly what people say. I get tired of bullshit like how Instagram was somehow worth a billion dollars despite not even in the same universe as profit. Then there are things like LinkedIn they were valued at $10 Billion but then crashed hard when investors realized they just pissed away all their cash...

You can't dust-proof a PC with kitchen-grade plastic food wrap

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Re: Oil Bath

I should take a picture of the system I built like that. I took about 30 1U server boards (Old Dell PE-1850 boards), used a bunch of 2 inch motherboard standoffs to link them together and dunked them into a 50 gallon fish tank full of mineral oil. The tank was originally designed for cold-water fish so had a big cooling rod built into it (got it surplus from the local NOAA / Oceanic Research lab).

The monstrosity was used to house a compute cluster for research lab. They didn't have space for a dedicated server closet and everything in lab had to be explosion-resistant, so the servers were dunked into the tank along with a pair of 48-port switches with fiber GBICs to communicate with the outside world

Blighty's nuclear deterrent will get a software upgrade amid cyber-war fears

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Re: The View from Away Out There

I never understood the concept of letting the submariners have the keys to the missiles. I get that they'd want to be able to launch if someone wiped out London / Moscow / Washington DC, etc., but trusting people that you keep in psychologically torturous conditions to be able to end the world seems like a pretty terrible idea...

The life of a submariner is living for 3 months with no sunlight, no privacy, no showers, no laundry, little to no contact with anyone outside of the ships, and having to share a bed with two other people (Not at the same time, everyone shares the bed in shifts). On top of that, their sole responsibility is to ensure that if their government asks, they could wipe out the whole of humanity...

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Re: Air gapped ?

"If there's a gap between the submarine and the water"

There actually is a gap, few micrometers of air attached to the hull plating due to cavitation as the sub moves through the water. It also keeps various sea-life from attaching itself to the big tube of wasted money.

Keeping an arsenal of nuclear weapons makes about as much sense as boarding a plane with a suicide vest that you'll detonate to prevent a terrorist from using their vest to blow up the plane. No matter who uses theirs first, everyone is dead and nothing was solved.

Oz uni in right royal 'indigenous' lingo rumpus

Crazy Operations Guy

"Substitute "Media" for military,"

But who else is going to provide us with our daily 2-minutes hate?

Oh, sugar! Sysadmin accidently deletes production database while fixing a fault

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: "Lesson learned: After pub-o-clock, don't do any mission critical stuff on a computer!"

I've learned that the hard way so I built a script to connect to the ticketing system to push any changes planned for later than 4 pm or on a Friday to 9 am the following day or Monday morning, as appropriate. I ran a 10,000+ machine dev/test Datacenter so no one actually did anything outside of work hours.

French publishers join Swedish 'Block Party' to pester ad refuseniks

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Re: And what of El Reg?

Mobile sites are the worst for content bouncing around. Especially when the ad can;t figure out what your resolution really is, so it displays as 4x as wide as it should be and causes the content to become a series of tiny little dots...

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"link to Google fonts "

I respect my visitor's configurations and let their browser pick the font. If your site requires a specific font you are doing web design wrong...

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"not constant ads based on one Amazon search back in 2008 "

Several years back I had a flight that went through Manila and I had a 1-day delay due to monsoon season at the destination, so searched for places to stay for the night. One ad network now just spams me with video-based, blinking ads for "Meet Filipino Girls Now!" or other SE Asian dating websites.

The bill for Home Depot after its sales registers were hacked: $19.5m

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: Software nasty installs itself on cash registers?

Linux machines could be infected just as easily. Had a customer where an intruder got into puppet (which was on the network edge to manage the remote offices and telecommuters) and put in a script to turn on X11-forwarding over SSH. The configuration looked like they intended for user's sessions to connect to a remote server, which would connect back to the local machine so that they could capture every keystroke, mouse movement, and window.

WIndows had nothing to do with the Home Depot breach, it was all insufficient administration.

Who'd be mad enough to start a 'large-scale fire' in a spaceship?

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Re: Why wait to downlink?

The experiment will be started after the craft enters its terminal decent stage to ensure that the experiment doesn't cause the capsule to stay up in space, wrecking havoc. The problem is, that at those speeds, radio communication is next to impossible. Even manned craft go dark during large portions of the return flight.

This is usually due to the craft moving too quickly for a receiver to properly track it; the Doppler shift in the signal being too extreme to communicate safely; or super-heating of the air around the craft causing it to radiate immense amount of very-high frequency noise (Its actually possible to track spacecraft, meteorites, and miscellaneous junk entering the atmosphere by listening for it's "scream" on the HF to Ka bands)

Boss of classified ad website Backpage.com faces first contempt of Congress in 20 years

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Re: Citing first amendment?

Neither amendment would apply since Congress doesn't have authority over legal matters. But then the guy isn't even bound by anything to even tell the truth. He could just get up there and make fart noises with his mouth the whole time and they couldn't do a damn thing about it.

Hell, even being "In contempt of Congress" is complete meaningless outside of congress.

Obama puts down his encrypted phone long enough to tell us: Knock it off with the encryption

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"body searches and scanners by the TSA at airports, which obviously thwarts terrorism"

Not in the slightest, given the recent security audits of airports, the only thing preventing terrorism is pure luck on our part. In a recent audit of Denver International, the TSA failed 67 out of 68 tests in which the auditors were able to get pipe bombs through security.

"Actual quote: "Everybody’s walking around with a Swiss bank account in their pocket. So there has to be some concession for the need to get into that information.""

That doesn't even make any sense... But from what I'm able to parse is that he wants to know what is in our phones, except without a warrant, that's a blatant violation of the Bill of Rights.

"If your argument is strong encryption no matter what, and we can and should create black boxes, that, I think, does not strike the kind of balance we have lived with for 200 or 300 years, and it’s fetishizing our phones above every other value."

Yeah, but we also used to feed people mercury and bleed people for hundreds of years as well. Phones have become so entwined with our personal lives, they contain very, very personal information including the people we communicate with, the places we've been, and even our banking and medical information.

"If there is probable cause to think that you have abducted a child, or that you are engaging in a terrorist plot, or you are guilty of some serious crime, law enforcement can appear at your doorstep and say 'I have a warrant' and go into your bedroom to rifle through your underwear and see if there's any evidence of wrongdoing."

Oh goody, the old "If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" argument. What the hell ever happened to "Innocent until proven guilty"?

If you are concerned about terrorists, then you should be working on building a society that terrorists don't want to destroy. With our treatment of refugees and military action in the Middle East, we have painted ourselves as an evil empire that seeks to wipe out Islam, making it easy for the terrorists to gain power. The Islamic State recruiting spiel is pretty much "The West doesn't care about us, they just drop bombs on us and destroy our livelihoods, and after doing so, they refuse to help us. We will give you money and food to support your family, we will take care of you after your death, no go show that Evil Empire that we will not tolerate them anymore! Stop them from harming your innocent countrymen!". Violating our civil and human rights only feeds that narrative, making these radicals stronger, so we have to violate more human rights and kill more people....

Rocky times for startups: Mutual funds devalue and VCs turn off money hose

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"But the bluster of Silicon Valley, combined with the fact that no one loses and everyone gains"

Except the general population. These tech companies are causing the cost-of-living in the Bay Area to soar. The population of employed, yet homeless, people is growing rapidly. The problem stems from all of the overly-valued tech start-ups that are paying their talent $150k a year, but blue-collar workers are still getting their old wages. As the number of tech workers increase, so does the demand for luxury real-estate and decreasing the amount of affordable housing. Its even gotten to the point where a dual-income family can no longer find affordable housing in the Tenderloin district, an area generally regarded as a complete shit-hole (To use a technical term), even Oakland is slowly becoming too costly for people.

Monster motor breathes fire in Mississippi

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Re: I'm barely excited

I hope they stay that way at least until we have fully established colonies out in space and can stop listening to them...

Reprogrammble routers axed by TP-Link as FCC bans custom firmware

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The Pi v3 comes with both a wireless and a wired interface. Depending on how much data you are trying to push through it, you might be better off just buying an old P-4 / early Core-2 machine from the thrift shop and sticking some inexpensive PCI cards into it.

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: But it's my router, I've bought it

Except if you mess up your router, it can cause significant issues for your neighbors.

One of my neighbors screwed up their router and manged to jam cell phone service in the surrounding apartments (apparently their firmware didn't set the frequency parameter correctly, so it started spewing junk into the GSM bands)

Microsoft has crafted a switch OS on Debian Linux. Repeat, a switch OS on Debian Linux

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"Microsoft will stop at nothing to pervert what it touches."

RedHat has already beaten Microsoft to the "irreparably Pervert Linux" party...

Why, oh why do I have to edit a frickin' script to change network information, then run a separate script that interprets and runs that one, what was wrong with ifconfig?

What a pair of ace-holes: Crooks bug gambler's car with GPS tracker, follow him and rob him

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Re: Bah!

"Except maybe Yahoo's involvement."

Yahoo must be doing something to stay alive... I doubt that a second-rate email service and mediocre news publication would be enough.

Solus: A welcome ground-up break from the Linux herd

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: "It's written in slow-ass Python"

If your Python code is running slowly, you must've seriously fucked something up.

Bungling Seagate staffer leaked coworkers' social security numbers, other info to email fraudsters

Crazy Operations Guy

" the firm has given staff two years of credit fraud protection."

So now the scammers will just hold onto the records for 25 months before using them. I'm pretty sure they were going to do something like that anyway, don't want to alert anyone while the victims are still aware of the breach. I figure that they'd want to wait until everyone forgot about the breach before using the info, especially since its either very difficult or outright impossible to change the data that is listed on the W-2.

Final Euro Parliament vote on passenger name records delayed

Crazy Operations Guy

" what is the definition of "terrorist offences and serious crime" ?"

Pretty much anything that would embarrass the Government. Whistle-blowing on human rights violations, revealing the misdeeds of the political elite, or even just making them look foolish tend to be counted as 'serious crimes'.

With Facebook shafted, India now belongs to Google

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: Come on India...

Pretty much all the Tech Talent in India is working for the Western companies through out-sourcing firms already.

If fact, its quite likely that the engineers working on Google Loon are citizen of India.

Alien studs on dwarf's erection baffle boffins

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Looks like someone was digging a hole...

The mountain being so close to that crater, looks like someone was digging for something and piled up their dirt right next to it.

'You've been hacked, pay up' ... Ransomware forces your PC to read out a hostage note

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"But the ransomware is deliberately programmed not to infect computers in eastern Europe."

I'm a bit curious as to how it does that. Does it use some kind of GeoIP service? Bases it on language? Pings times to a server in E. Europe?

Hacker 'Guccifer' extradited to US

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" I think if you crack open the history books you'll find they all have."

Iceland, Greenland, the Australian aboriginals, most of the island nations in the Pacific, some of the remote tribal nations in South America, and a couple other scattered little places around the world.

First working Apple Mac ransomware infects Transmission BitTorrent app downloads

Crazy Operations Guy

"uses mime types to determine which program to open a file with."

When will someone write some code for file managers to place a warning emblem over the icon when the MIME type doesn't match the file extension. It seems like such an easy thing to write...

Electrified bird bum bomb shuts down US nuclear power plant

Crazy Operations Guy

Shouldn't there be something to prevent this?

At the very least, the conductors should be separated enough that something like this couldn't happen. But even then, I figure that they should have some kind of net over the switching stations to prevent birds from getting in, or at the very least, people flying drones into the things to shut down the station intentionally.

If NatWest texts you about online banking fraud, don't click the link

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: What's worrying...

Far too trivial to spoof... I've been getting phone calls from impossible numbers recently, such as all 9's, my own phone number, or just '7'. Of course this a drop in bucket compared to the ones I keep getting from malware-riddled phones.

Actual pirates hack shipping biz servers to pinpoint vessels carrying precious booty

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Could make it easier to attack the ships

If they could prevent the ships itinerary from making it to the lock/canal authority, they could delay the ship so its a sitting duck while it waits its turn to transit.

Worried by VMware's executive exodus? Dell should be

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Execs leaving doesn't really matter

Having C-level employees leave in a merger is perfectly normal since those position already exist in the parent org. Besides, positions like are usually just filled with people that were once useful, so had iron-clad contracts, but have since just failed upwards where they can't do much harm. Now that their jobs are up for re-evaluation, they would probably feel that its a good time to deploy their Golden Parachutes and go somewhere else.

As for a product designer, they probably just wanted to go find a new challenge, and there is a lot of uncertainty and stress during a merger like this, so I wouldn't blame anyone for wanting to avoid it.

Surprise! That blood-pressure app doesn't measure blood pressure

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Companies like this are pretty close to getting sued into oblivion, and quite rightly. There are quite a few impressionable people out there that would believe an app like this and skip their necessary physicals, which leads to quite a few very preventable deaths per year.

Facebook: A new command and control HQ for mobile malware

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Not having a Facebook account would do exactly jack and shit to stop these attacks, and jack just left town.

The malware is only getting its command and control data from Facebook profiles under the botnet master's control. That profile would be made public so that any device with an internet connection can go grab the data, no need for a Facebook login.

The point of the attack is that Google/Apple block apps that communicate with suspicious domains, but ignore requests to Facebook as that domain is assumed safe.

Crazy Operations Guy

There is only one app that should be talking to Facebook

And that would be the Facebook app itself. I have never seen an app that actually needs to communicate with Facebook, most of the ones that do only do so to post a user's scores and achievements (Which no one gives a rat's nuts about)

Apps should be set to communicate through a proxy run by the company hosting the app store. Users should be protected from malicious and exploited apps during the entire lifecycle of the app, not just at install. This could also be used to protect users from over-zealous apps grabbing too much data about the user.

Good eye, Hubble! Space 'scope spots furthest-ever object

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: Hubble is old enough to rent a car

Perhaps the X-37 would be able to lend a hand (It was built to fiddle with tiny and fast-moving spy satellites, a telescope would be trivial), assuming that SpaceX wouldn't have something available by the time it needs service.

Samsung is now shipping a 15TB whopper of an SSD. Farewell, spinning rust

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14.4 PB in a rack...

Just fill a rack with 20 of these bastards: http://www.supermicro.com/products/system/2U/2028/SSG-2028R-E1CR48N.cfm

OPSEC mistakes spill Russian DDoS scum's payment secrets

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Re: Judging by that number he does not live in Moscow or St Petersburg

Well, they aren't doing much work, all they are really doing is using their C&C machine to instruct its bots to attack a specific target. A command that would take, maybe, 1 minute of actual activity to set up each attack. Plus they may be receiving money from renting out the botnet for other purposes, or even just running other services. Botnets are trivial to maintain and the bots can be performing many tasks at a time, such as participating in a DDoS attack, sending spam, stealing login / banking details, ransoming files on the infected machine, etc.

Hell, the operator could even be pulling down a decent paycheck at some company and only working on the botnet in his down-time.

Feel old? You will now: Blighty's mobile network Three is a teenager

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Really want to feel old?

Just remember that there is a non-trivial number of voters in the US who are too young to remember the September 11th terrorist attacks.

Salesforce.com storage fail causes lengthy outage

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They really need to produce an on-prem version.

My view of the cloud is that it is supposed to supplement on-site software by acting as a backup, provide temporary capacity, or for use by employees out in the field.

I work in a support role and it bothers me that any update I make to an account has to leave the local network, work its way across the world to a datacenter on the other side of the planet, then work its way through the application's layer to a db, and then back again to my coworker who sits within arm's reach of my desk (who is the only one that will ever consume the data I entered) ...