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BOFH: An UNHOLY MATCH forged amid the sweet smell of bullsh*t

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Re: What's a female BOFH?

I see what you did there, watkin5. Have an upvote.

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Online tat bazaar eBay collapses in UK

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The US site had problems too.

At around 4AM Central, which would be 10AM in the UK. Seems to be fixed now, though.

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CAMERON DIAZ covers top BOFFINS in GOLD at Breakthrough Prizes

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So Hangar One is "open" again?

I got to go inside it, years ago, but later read that it had been closed, due to Asbestos or something.

Nice to see that it's back in use, in some way.

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Want to buy a Woz-made Apple I? If you need to ask the price, you can't afford it

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Re: Living Computer Museum- Seattle

They were New Old Stock, rather than new production. A few cases came into our warehouse with some other stuff and it turns out that there's a market for almost anything.

AFAIK, the last place that punched cards were used in the wild was knitting machines, which is kind of cool as it harks back to their origins with Jacquard looms.

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Re: Living Computer Museum- Seattle

Did you get a punched card with your name on it? I ask because I sold them the cards that they use for that machine and I'm interested in how their souvenir plan worked out.

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Is the answer to life, the universe and everything hidden in Adams' newly uncovered archive?

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Re: The ultimate question of life the universe and everything.

No, there are two kinds of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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Nominet boss quits after rough patch at helm of dot-UK registry

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I bet either Clive Feather or Roland Perry would excel in the role.

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UK libraries trial free access to scientific research

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Believe it or not, Texas has cracked this.

Here, anybody can walk into their local public library and obtain (at no charge) a flimsy piece of card, called a "TexShare Card". That card, when presented at any university library, gets you a proper library card and full privileges (again at no charge).

Sure, there's a (thin) layer of bureaucracy and there's probably some behind the scenes accounting going on that means that it's all paid for out of my taxes, but it's still a rather fine approach to the system as it stands.

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Apple declares war on PAYPAL: Pay-by-bonk + iTunes = profit, right?

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Re: google wallet

Seems a lot like it. What's the betting that eBay will refuse to allow Apple's service as a payment option, just like it blocks Google's?

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Facebook will LOSE 80% of its users by 2017 – epidemiological study

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@ I ain't Spartacus

Very nicely done, Sir! Have another pint.

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Report: Prez Obama kicks Healthcare.gov contractor to curb for web disaster

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This is pretty much CGI Federal's MO - trouser the money, fuck up the project, then walk away to repeat the process with the next contract. Just ask the Canadians.

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JAILBREAK! US smut spam king Kilbride flees minimum security prison

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Re: The good news is

@ Rukario - a recent study found that, if incidents of prison rape are included in the count, more men than women are raped in the USA, every year. All rape is, of course, abhorrent but prison rape (whether of men or women) is doubly so because we incarcerate the victims and then turn a blind eye to it, ensuring that they are repeatedly victimised and have no way out. The last time that I reviewed the literature in any detail, the US prison system narrowly avoided being classified as "State Torture" on a technicality.

That is a disgrace and should shock the conscience. The fact that a mediocre film-maker once made a joke about it does not in any way excuse anybody from the shame that they should feel at repeating that joke today, years later by which time we should all know better.

By way of example: which of these two factors do you think loomed larger in Aaron Swartz's decision to take his own life? The prospect of spending years in prison, or the terror of what might happen to him in there?

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Re: The good news is

"max security pound-me-in-the-ass place for hardened crims".

Is rape funny now? I mustn't have got the memo. Cunt.

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Google puts Dr Who's Tardis onto Street View - and you can get INSIDE

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All of the old TARDIS control rooms are archived. The Doctor's Wife, IIRC.

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WHO was it that TAMED the WOLF? Heel, Rex! No! Aarrghh!

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I'll give you that one. Well played, Sir!

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I was expecting something about Doctor Who and Bad Wolf. I am disappointed.

In other news, cats domesticated themselves.

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XBOX One SHOT DEAD by Redmond following delivery blunder

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Re: Why on earth did he even try to use it?

Yep. Here's one enterprising Target customer - bidding is up to $5,200, with three days left to run.

www.ebay.com/itm/Microsoft-Xbox-One-Console-Available-NOW-Will-Ship-When-Money-Received-/301013469764

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Why on earth did he even try to use it?

In his shoes, I'd have left it sealed in the box and sold it for multiples of what I'd paid. There are plenty of idiots who'd happily have given him silly money, just to get one early.

To be fair, I suppose his change of Twitter handle might indicate efforts in that direction, but he'd still have done better to leave it unopened.

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Economical Indian MOM whips up her eggs en route to Mars

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Stranger in a Strange Land.

That is all. Aside from noting that the Iron Maiden song by that name was rather decent.

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Thought you didn't need to show ID in the UK? Wrong

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Re: Concealed Handgun License

> Think that YOUR laws/rules apply to everybody, if they question it then threaten

> people, to get your way, if people have problem with that, threaten to sue them ...

The post that you're replying to clearly referenced English law. The AC was the only one threatening violence - I merely pointed out the likely consequences. Finally, it dealt exclusively with criminal law and there was no mention whatsoever of any suit under civil law.

All of which makes your little outburst look rather silly, wouldn't you say?

But what really makes all this anti-American bullshit hilariously funny is - I was born an Englishman. Bet you didn't see that coming. Cnuts.

(I'm not touching the last bit of trolling - the NSA can deal with that as they see fit). :-D

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Re: It's the database, dammit!

In the UK, yes. Other countries (eg the USA) do spell it with an "s", however. It follows that the correct spelling depends upon context. If, for example, one was referring to the UK then it would be correct to write "driver's licence". OTOH, when referring to the USA, "driver's license" would be correct.

Though you could probably lose the apostrophe in both nations, since no cnut seems to understand when or how to use it in either place.

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Re: Concealed Handgun License

Having a bad day, petal, or are you just a sad little racist?

Incidentally, please do try to detain the next person who shows ID from a country that you don't like. The sentence for racially aggravated false imprisonment should be quite severe.

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Concealed Handgun License

Like many here, I object to the trend of every petty little twat demanding to see ID for the most trivial transactions.

For that reason, when I'm asked for ID in shops etc, while visiting the UK, I show my Texas Concealed Handgun License, then smile smugly as the little oik shits himself.

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Planet hopper: The Earthly destinations of Doctor Who

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Re: How Much Does It Matter

Not even in the top secret studio on Mars, where they faked the Moon landings?

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Acer suffers terrible let-down after unexpected withdrawal of Wang

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Re: El Reg headline writers...

Truly, it was teh awesome!

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One of last few iPhone 5Ss STOLEN from within MASSIVE POLICE CORDON at Apple Store

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In other news...

... Police are staking out the victim's house, in the hope of nabbing the thief when he comes back for the chap's finger.

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Botched court doc outs Google as respondent in national security flap

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Re: i have not yet received any nsl todate,

I could tell you whether I've received any, but then I'd have to redact you...

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US court: Dell can't hound debtor with robocalls to her mobile

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Re: PAY UP!!!

One way of doing that is to open an account with a foreign exchange service (UKForex, for example) that has an account in the same country as the bank account that you're moving funds from. Then you do a simple domestic online transfer to your intermediary, which then handles the international leg.

Incidentally, US banks don't use IBANs and most don't even have a SWIFT or BIC code either, meaning that "ordinary" international transfers often run through a chain of correspondent banks before reaching their destination. As I said, primitive.

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Re: PAY UP!!!

I have no experience of DFS, but the poster makes a point that's worth expanding upon for British and other non-US readers.

The US banking system is a primitive mess, as are the customer-facing sides of the finance departments of most corporations - out of date and populated by morons.

"Mistakes" regularly happen, redress is limited or non-existent and there's no equivalent of the Direct Debit Guarantee over here. Further, it is impossible (in many, if not all cases) to do the equivalent of paying by phone with a debit card - that's where the intermediaries come in, with their "convenience fees".

For most people it's not a question of if but rather when they'll get screwed over due to somebody else's cockup. And that's before we come to some of the other tricks, like banks systematically rearranging the chronological order of withdrawals, so as to maximise penalty charges.

Not to labour the point, but bad as the UK retail banking industry is, what with PPI misselling and the like, if that's all that you have experience of you have a massive culture shock coming the first time you deal with the mess that is US retail banking.

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Climate change EVEN WORSE than you thought: It causes WAR and MURDER

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Is using that word a prerequisite these days for getting funding?

Often, yes. In this case, however, it's being used as a signal to fellow travellers. As Steven Roper points out, below, the study is a pretext for further curtailing individual freedoms. The reference to "anthropogenic" tells another bunch of fascists that the authors are "on-side" and should be supported.

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Rap for rap chap in crap rap app flap: Jay-Z blasted by privacy bods

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Re: An app to play one album

It would work for me* - I'm set up to both play and record 8 Track.

* If I liked Rap, that is...

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IT design: You're not data, you're a human being

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Re: 32 comments and not one reference to The Prisoner?

Oh, you nailed it - I was commenting more on the failure of the commentariat to pick up on the reference.

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32 comments and not one reference to The Prisoner?

I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own!

I am not a number! I am a free man!

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Yorkshire plods LOSE 9,000 GUNS in rogue BOFH database blunder

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Re: "abysmal record when it comes to firearms licensing"

In the UK, NRA also stand for the National Rounders Association, the governing body for the girls' game Rounders.

Though I suspect that wasn't the usage that you're referring to.

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Doctor Who? 12th incarnation sought after Matt Smith quits

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Re: Slightly off the wall

Alexander Siddiq's a pretty good idea, now that I think about it. He's even already played a doctor, in STDS9.

I met him, once, in an airport lounge - very nice bloke.

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Moss reanimates after 400 years in DEEP FREEZE

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Re: Moss reanimates after 400 years in DEEP FREEZE!

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who immediately thought of the IT crowd.

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James Bond inspires US bill to require smart guns for all

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Re: Really?

"There are no background checks if you buy from a gun show. There are places where background checks are weak"

Two problems here:

First, your statement displays ignorance of the facts. Most vendors at gun shows these days hold FFLs (Federal Firearms Licenses) and are required to conduct NICS checks on buyers, even at gun shows. The only transactions in which background checks are not carried out are private sales between individuals, where state law permits such. In those cases it is the nature of the transaction that eliminates the NICS check, not the venue.

Second, your implication that universal background checks, even for private party transactions, would be desirable displays ignorance of economics. Given that there is no practicable mechanism for an individual to obtain a NICS check on another individual (and, given privacy concerns, nor should there be) the imposition of such a rule would leverage existing gun dealers into the position of gatekeepers over all transactions. This would inevitably lead to rent seeking, with "transfer fees" increasing dramatically as happens whenever government grants one group a monopoly. This effective increase in the price of all used guns would, in turn, drive up the price of new guns, creating a spiral which would inevitably lead to the situation in which only the rich could afford guns, as mentioned above.

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Re: Just political bullshit

Mr Manning has hit the nail on the head. For those less well versed in US Realpolitik, here's a brief explanation.

Guns are what is known as a "wedge issue" (abortion is another). Both main parties, The Crips and The Bloods, use wedge issues to good effect.

The process is as follows:

1. Some incident leads to a wedge issue getting heavy rotation in the mainstream media.

2. Congresscritter mouths some empty bollocks related to said wedge issue. It doesn't have to be practical, sensible or even desirable - just related, even tangentially.

3. That portion of the electorate on one side of the issue puts what little critical thinking ability that it has on hold and unquestioningly supports said critter, regardless of any other evil that it may be doing. Simultaneously, said critter gets heavy rotation in the media on the back of the original incident.

4. ?

5. Profit!!!

As I say, they all do it and the electorate rewards them for it - so there's not much hope of any change any time soon.

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Chocolate Factory chucks out Checkout

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"Yes i am suprised they have ditched Google Wallet..."

I think you may be confused. They are ditching Google Checkout but keeping Google Wallet.

FWIW, the migration has already started, internally. My last but one payment for Google Voice was processed via Google Checkout, but my last payment (a couple of weeks ago) was processed via Google Wallet.

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Jailed Romanian hacker repents, invents ATM security scheme

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Re: Erm.

Yes and the specs for ATMs in the UK mandate "mag stripe fall back" in addition to a PIN reader.

That's not always implemented, though, as I found out the other week...

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Re: On the subject of ATMs

OK, but why are drive-through ATMs labelled up in Braille?

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Congress: It's not the Glass that's scary - It's the GOOGLE

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"The big concern is COVERT recording, and that horse has already bolted."

I'm not sure that that's correct. It seems to me that the real concern is *ubiquitous* recording - as promytius points out, our society is built upon certain assumptions, which ubiquitous recording coupled with Internet dissemination would shatter.

How do you buy somebody a surprise present, when footage of you buying it is going to pop up in their rss (or whatever) feed? Now consider going to the clap clinic, the oncologist, the local nick to whistleblow on some criminal who knows where you live, or no end of other activities.

David Brin has published utopian visions of "the recorded life", see any amount of dystopian SF for a counterpoint.

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Pirate Bay cofounder to run for European Parliament

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Re: Is he the neo Nazi one?

Oh really? Tell me, how long have you been reading my mind and what steps have you taken to ensure compliance with the Data Protection Principles?

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Is he the neo Nazi one?

Or was that a different one?

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Copyright minister admits: Google has better access to No. 10 than me

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As that bloke in "Lord of War" was fond of saying...

... "I prefer it my way."

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" This is Capitalism after all"

No it's not. Capitalism is about open competition in free markets. The word for what we're seeing here is "Corporatism" which has, in the past, been a precursor to Mussolini-style Fascism.

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Google's $1 fiber deal will cost Provo, Utah $1.7m

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Isn't this what always happens...

... whenever we let government, at any level, spend money? They piss away a shed load on an ill conceived and pooply* implemented idea, then spend even more on giving whatever value they didn't destroy to some politically connected kleptocrat.

The only surprise is that we still let the fsckers have control of anything more valuable than the biscuit barrel.

* This was, of course, a typo made while attempting to type the word "poorly". I was about to correct it, but realised that the typo was more accurate and expressive than the intended word could ever be.

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Inuit all along: Pirate Bay flees Sweden for Greenland

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Re: Sweden seems such a nice place

They invented sex, you know!

God, I miss Eric & Ernie...

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MasterCard stings PayPal with payment fee hike

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Re: It's like watching Fred West and Ian Brady having a fight...

You could swap either name out for Peter Sutcliffe and the sense of it would remain unchanged. They were all very bad men.

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