Meh

To foil over the shoulder lookers when I'm entering passwords using my mouse I simply turn off the screen. Saves energy too thus reducing global warming. Using this offset I can let another cow fart as much as it wants.

B@ll@cks

9 years to do 35 km? It's on the M25 not Mars, but I see how we were fooled ever so slightly

"uses plutonium-238 to generate around 100w of power via a thermocoupling unit"

pah 1.21 jigawatts would have that little bastard whizzing around

Pretty Sure

That Nationwide is a building society and not a bank

"which stretches up to 400THz and then we're into visible light and talking lasers"

Where can one purchase one of these talking lasers? Is it like siri?

OH YEAH!

can they also remove the shit from windows 8 too?

Dirty Hackers

No 5k1p7 k1ddi35 h3r3 plz keep moving kthkxbai.

Shit happening

In space is cool

Not Really!

"Pouring through thousands of lines of code looking for holes sounds like quite a chore, unless you are very well paid. Looking for holes in pcAnywhere is also potentially labour-intensive."

Hakkurs who have 0day skills also have REGEX skills.

er nah!

My paint icons in 16bit colour are the bestest ever.

nah

Just found out the wife is up the duff. 6 years of wireless exposure to my nads did bugger all to stop that occurring.

Unemployed

AND been playing all day. Well that just rosy then

But

In my calendar I have. Drive by smash and grab on a cash machine.

Will the tablet, know about the extra weight I'll be carrying?

Ah HA!

It's a true project, with an end date that cannot move," said Acer's Programme Manager Todd Olsen, "There is no flexibility; it has to work on the 27th of July."

Damnit that's why I keep getting sacked, I always allow my projects to not work years after the deadline

Belgians

as above, hah don't forget it's a legimate linux iso source too!, ah there is my coat

Errr Yeah

And next time I buy a copy of the sun I'll give the retailer an extra fiver for the privelege of spending my money in his shop. Then when I get home I'll chuck all my money in the bin.

Erm WTF

Is a scientist? Isn't the correct terminology a boffin? Stop all this new fangled language with immediate effect.

Faraday cages out of copper mesh, too much effort :(

Now then. Where is that roll of tin foil.

Explosion as i'll bugger something up :D

I used to eat golf balls?

IT? Non Standard Procedure? So they did "something else" rather than reboot.

So next time I restart an sql service instead of rebooting it can I claim a dirty hack? :)

yeah..... but

this doesn't waste electricity..... booooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggg

The Pioneer Saloon

"The title of executive director of operational excellence in the Efficiency and Reform Group"

You think she could have come up with a more efficient title

errr

"We are aware of the suggestion that census data has been accessed. We are working with our security advisers and contractors to establish whether there is any substance to this"

I'd speak to people who know what they're doing, if these guys were any good, it wouldnt have happened in the first place.

But on the plus side spam 419 emails should effectively stop when this is released on piratebay

Yep

Make them dig, also while they're doing that, re-tarmac roads, etc. But the again maccy d's will soon go bust, well the UK chain anyway.... so erm...... WIN

I've just

Made the interwebs goto 256. Which is 1 higher

O Mar, brings me my gun, pah get the dogs

The lawsuit seeks reimbursement for any

"losses that may result from thetheft of credit card data" Hicks can get credit now?

"refunds for services" - isn't the PSN free?

"and punitive damages" - s/puntitive damages/Freeloader

Only one thing to say it HAD to be a yank :( Sony deserve it but still.....

Yes Yes Yes

Let's make our application process as cumbersome as possible, while getting a nice nosh off visa.

A totally idiotic way of doing such a system might as well go out with a big stick and club kittens and pupies to death.... Ah there it is, bye

But the only reason

I bought a 3dTV subscribe to skys' extortionate package was to watch Barry Sheen sell me Cillit Bang in 3d :(

eltit

I have a 10.0.0.0/8 for sale bidding starts at 15 mil.

I am not shocked

Pot kettle black?

To Make life good again

There should be legislation in place that allows me to safe guard my belongings

If, for example, some toe rag is in my house uninvited and trying to make off with my TV I should be allowed to do what I want to that person, and not be arrested/sued.

If the toe rag cuts himself on the window he just smashed to enter my property I should not be liable.

If I stab (not kill ) him whilst he is tieing up my family and threatening violence, I should not have to answer to anyone.

To much bullshit protecting the bad in this country.

No need to worry

The passwords are all in German, so should it be robbed and hacked we know it would have been zee Germans

Read the sonic wall dissection

If ANYONE even Jesus himself sent me an email application for a job in that format and wording I'd trash the email straight away.

Also if I owned the recruitment company, or my inhouse recruiter even attempted to look at the attachment, my hammer would be claiming overtime

Hello!

I have figured you take comments.

I am quiet interested in it. So I send you my comment,

comment_26636363636363.zip (contains porn.exe)

Mobiles??!

WTF. I see some unjust human rights breaches here. Inmates have to use mobiles? when they have a computer. I seriously think that the lack of a voip implmentation is hindering these lags.

If i were visting some in prison. I would be looking to smuggle in a leaked mtldr key for ps3 a copy of slackware and a skype tgz

So its....

Just more malware then?

ermz

The GCHQ boss also warned that as the government puts more of its services online, the public increasingly expects services to be completely secure.

Not really, I've expected my information to be secure

a nearly

Bofh, a bit more training needed, i never got caught

Why not

Build the data centre in the artic. Then use this "spanner" tool, software, or persons to collect a seal club it to death and then cook use the recycled heat and then feed some hack that sits there monitoring the software/hardware/seal population if and when the data centre gets too hot, this will also help combat that mass boom in polar bear population.

Paris will gobble down anything too

I've had this

I once bought a box of spuds that had a laptop in it, i was incensed!