62 posts • joined 29 Jun 2009
The scariest thing is I recognised the handle prior to reading he was from l0pht, therein lies a great name.
Beer for a guy I used to follow when I was knee high to a grasshopper
To foil over the shoulder lookers when I'm entering passwords using my mouse I simply turn off the screen. Saves energy too thus reducing global warming. Using this offset I can let another cow fart as much as it wants.
9 years to do 35 km? It's on the M25 not Mars, but I see how we were fooled ever so slightly
"uses plutonium-238 to generate around 100w of power via a thermocoupling unit"
pah 1.21 jigawatts would have that little bastard whizzing around
That Nationwide is a building society and not a bank
"which stretches up to 400THz and then we're into visible light and talking lasers"
Where can one purchase one of these talking lasers? Is it like siri?
Re: will this mean
the tld .COM is for companies. The US has it's own tld .US
can they also remove the shit from windows 8 too?
Re: Should have used Linux
An incompetent developer will still introduce sql injection errors in PHP and MYSQL as they would do in ASP/PHP on MSSQL.
And Ubuntu. Really? Go get a decent linux environment, I remember having to spend 3 hours configuring PPP from a shell to get my dial up modem working in linux. That's using linux for real.
No 5k1p7 k1ddi35 h3r3 plz keep moving kthkxbai.
In space is cool
"Pouring through thousands of lines of code looking for holes sounds like quite a chore, unless you are very well paid. Looking for holes in pcAnywhere is also potentially labour-intensive."
Hakkurs who have 0day skills also have REGEX skills.
My paint icons in 16bit colour are the bestest ever.
Android is running on them.
OS2 later in the year will have it as standard. not £100 though :/
Just found out the wife is up the duff. 6 years of wireless exposure to my nads did bugger all to stop that occurring.
Our virtual environment is used in a different way.
We have a 14 machines that just sit there and process data. Nothing more. Justifying using this in a desktop environment is near impossible.
14 machines, keyboards and mice taking up valuable office space and power.
Virtualisation resolved all our issues. We have vdi configured and ready to go making deploying a new machine a sinch. 2 mins was the last calculated time.
With the 14 machines already in use, I have a further 2 for accessing legacy data in sage. This data is rarely accessed and prefer this not to be on the desktop of the head bean counter. Connecting is no problem and running the application is as stated by them "easy peasy".
Another 2 desktops saved.
All these machines run XP 2GB Ram and 20GB Hdd.
No issues. until the server falls over. Then I lose all 16 machines until I can resolve what ever issue occurred.
But I won't be jumped up and down on as they aren't business critical.
We did look at running our servers in a virtual environment. But If the server running them did fall over..... I'd be in a place I don't want to be. So our server and day to day desktops are good old fashined kit.
A nice comprimise.
Isn't it a pound a pop for the bog nowadays on ryanair? Nice revenue stream
AND been playing all day. Well that just rosy then
In my calendar I have. Drive by smash and grab on a cash machine.
Will the tablet, know about the extra weight I'll be carrying?
It's a true project, with an end date that cannot move," said Acer's Programme Manager Todd Olsen, "There is no flexibility; it has to work on the 27th of July."
Damnit that's why I keep getting sacked, I always allow my projects to not work years after the deadline
as above, hah don't forget it's a legimate linux iso source too!, ah there is my coat
And next time I buy a copy of the sun I'll give the retailer an extra fiver for the privelege of spending my money in his shop. Then when I get home I'll chuck all my money in the bin.
Is a scientist? Isn't the correct terminology a boffin? Stop all this new fangled language with immediate effect.
Faraday cages out of copper mesh, too much effort :(
Now then. Where is that roll of tin foil.
Explosion as i'll bugger something up :D
I used to eat golf balls?
IT? Non Standard Procedure? So they did "something else" rather than reboot.
So next time I restart an sql service instead of rebooting it can I claim a dirty hack? :)
this doesn't waste electricity..... booooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggg
The Pioneer Saloon
"The title of executive director of operational excellence in the Efficiency and Reform Group"
You think she could have come up with a more efficient title
"We are aware of the suggestion that census data has been accessed. We are working with our security advisers and contractors to establish whether there is any substance to this"
I'd speak to people who know what they're doing, if these guys were any good, it wouldnt have happened in the first place.
But on the plus side spam 419 emails should effectively stop when this is released on piratebay
Dear Mr Google
I have recently noticed if I search my domain name, you have cached copies of my copyrighted material, and also are providing links to my site.
I therefore request you copensate me $3trillion quid.
Make them dig, also while they're doing that, re-tarmac roads, etc. But the again maccy d's will soon go bust, well the UK chain anyway.... so erm...... WIN
Made the interwebs goto 256. Which is 1 higher
O Mar, brings me my gun, pah get the dogs
The lawsuit seeks reimbursement for any
"losses that may result from thetheft of credit card data" Hicks can get credit now?
"refunds for services" - isn't the PSN free?
"and punitive damages" - s/puntitive damages/Freeloader
Only one thing to say it HAD to be a yank :( Sony deserve it but still.....
Yes Yes Yes
Let's make our application process as cumbersome as possible, while getting a nice nosh off visa.
A totally idiotic way of doing such a system might as well go out with a big stick and club kittens and pupies to death.... Ah there it is, bye
But the only reason
I bought a 3dTV subscribe to skys' extortionate package was to watch Barry Sheen sell me Cillit Bang in 3d :(
I have a 10.0.0.0/8 for sale bidding starts at 15 mil.
I am not shocked
Pot kettle black?
To Make life good again
There should be legislation in place that allows me to safe guard my belongings
If, for example, some toe rag is in my house uninvited and trying to make off with my TV I should be allowed to do what I want to that person, and not be arrested/sued.
If the toe rag cuts himself on the window he just smashed to enter my property I should not be liable.
If I stab (not kill ) him whilst he is tieing up my family and threatening violence, I should not have to answer to anyone.
To much bullshit protecting the bad in this country.
My car is modified, I take it into public environments, car shows, large supermarket chains, local roads.
My mods don't invalidate my insurance as mr insurance man knows I have mods(actually turned out slightly cheaper than stock).
I still fail to see your point
No need to worry
The passwords are all in German, so should it be robbed and hacked we know it would have been zee Germans
I enter my debit card details.
I do not configure parental controls.
I by proxy authorise my card for use on the servers
My son downloads crap that is paid for but it's microsoft/barclays fault!
Damnnnn. who is going to pay for the car I bought? I demand to know!
Read the sonic wall dissection
If ANYONE even Jesus himself sent me an email application for a job in that format and wording I'd trash the email straight away.
Also if I owned the recruitment company, or my inhouse recruiter even attempted to look at the attachment, my hammer would be claiming overtime
I have figured you take comments.
I am quiet interested in it. So I send you my comment,
comment_26636363636363.zip (contains porn.exe)
WTF. I see some unjust human rights breaches here. Inmates have to use mobiles? when they have a computer. I seriously think that the lack of a voip implmentation is hindering these lags.
If i were visting some in prison. I would be looking to smuggle in a leaked mtldr key for ps3 a copy of slackware and a skype tgz
Just more malware then?
The GCHQ boss also warned that as the government puts more of its services online, the public increasingly expects services to be completely secure.
Not really, I've expected my information to be secure
Bofh, a bit more training needed, i never got caught
Build the data centre in the artic. Then use this "spanner" tool, software, or persons to collect a seal club it to death and then cook use the recycled heat and then feed some hack that sits there monitoring the software/hardware/seal population if and when the data centre gets too hot, this will also help combat that mass boom in polar bear population.
Paris will gobble down anything too
what the hell
has oxo gotta do with anything?
I've had this
I once bought a box of spuds that had a laptop in it, i was incensed!
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