* Posts by Nathan 13

199 posts • joined 29 Jun 2009

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'Here are 400,000 smut sites. Block them' says Pakistani telco regulator

Nathan 13

All this cost, time and effort, for something that takes even your average citizen 2 minutes to find a way around it.

The only way to stop people watching online porn is to blind them.

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Net neutrality-lovin' Sweden mulls law to censor the internet

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Re: [The ISP] responded by offering every customers a free VPN service

I would put it past A&A to do this. They are very vocal about the evil of government filtering/censorship.

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Microsoft steps up Windows 10 nagging

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Even overclockers

Cant sell me a decent laptop without W10, even if I wanted to spend £1500 on one.

I will not use W10, I would rather revert to an abacus.

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Microsoft to OneDrive users: We're sorry, click the magic link to keep your free storage

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Storing 1KB of personal data

With Microsoft is 1KB too much IMHO.

Let alone in their very changeable weather cloud.

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Pope instructs followers to put the iPhone away during dinner

Nathan 13

The Pope

Should mind his own business and stop dictating his BS to people. Like all religious preachers they all talk bollocks at the best of times.

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UK's internet spy law: £250m in costs could balloon to £2 BILLION

Nathan 13

Any half decent terrorist

uses the postal system these days.

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Sennheiser announces €50,000 headphones (we checked, no typos)

Nathan 13

Everything

Is worth what people will pay for it. So if people buy these headphones what is the problem. God we need that VAT. One set will pay for an immigrant and 6 children for 3 weeks!

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TalkTalk offers customer £30.20 'final settlement' after crims nick £3,500

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As much As I want Talk Talk To FAIL

If someone responds to a fishing, vishing, spearfishing call and gives out their banking codes, they are still the ones who are culprable.

Its in their banks T&Cs, and customers are warned when signing up, logging in, and even attemping to make an online or telephone payment.

Sorry I HATE TT, but they cant be blamed for pig shit stupid people!!

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Microsoft's OneDrive price hike has wrecked its cloud strategy

Nathan 13

Windows 10 next

Even a blind man can see it coming.

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How Microsoft will cram Windows 10 even harder down your PC's throat early next year

Nathan 13

Microsoft

Can go and fuck themselves, that is all.

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If Amazon can have delivery drones, we want them too, says Walmart

Nathan 13

Not going to be allowed

Not now, not in 20 years time either IMO.

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El Reg celebrates Back to the Future Day

Nathan 13

Dad, why do they call a small coffee "tall" ?

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'One Windows' crunch time: Microsoft tempts with glittery new devices

Nathan 13

Simply

No thanks MS, you cant be trusted anymore.

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Three mobile data network GOES TITSUP across Blighty

Nathan 13

Still down

NW6, cannot make a call or use data since about 7am.

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Ofcom triples licence fees for mobile operators to £200m

Nathan 13

This is taxing air

The old joke finally came true :)

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EE is UK's biggest loser on customer broadband gripes – AGAIN

Nathan 13

Re: hold on there

Theres always one isnt there :)

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Nice list

Of providers to avoid if you want a quality, unfiltered broadband service.

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Microsoft rolls out Windows 10 Mobile preview update

Nathan 13

They can shove that

The same place where W10 desktop is. Anywhere except on any of my devices lol

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Laminate this: Inside Argos' ongoing online (r)evolution

Nathan 13

Fast delivery

A few weeks ago I ordered a screen, and paid £9 to use their Shuttle delivery. The screen was at my door 15 minutes after I ordered it.

Fastest home delivery ever!

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Back to school: Six of the smartest cheap 'n' cheerful laptops

Nathan 13

Back to school laptops

With playschool tiles and graphics.

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Boffins clock MONSTER BLACK HOLES inside quasar-hosting galaxy near Earth

Nathan 13

Re: Old news

Nothing happens until I see it.

The Daily Fail told me this recently http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3107996/Our-entire-lives-ILLUSION-New-test-backs-theory-reality-doesn-t-exist-look-it.html

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Microsoft sues InterDigital for 'monopoly power' over mobile patents

Nathan 13

Microsoft

Evil, and hopefully irrelevant and all but gone by 2020.

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CAUGHT: Lenovo crams unremovable crapware into Windows laptops – by hiding it in the BIOS

Nathan 13

Avoid

They are an evil company!

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Apple goes to crapple in stock plunge kerfaffle: $113bn wiped off in days

Nathan 13

Doesnt help Apple

That the Iphone6 still looks physically similar to the Iphone1, and that the screen layout and icons have changed even less lol

A dying brand, propped up by the stupid!

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OnePlus phone fanbois flock for a shiny phondle

Nathan 13

They are all

mentally ill IMHO.

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Google bows to inevitable, stops forcing Google+ logins on YouTubers

Nathan 13

Google

Great for search and Email, Really shit for social media!!

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UH OH: Windows 10 will share your Wi-Fi key with your friends' friends

Nathan 13

Another

reason it will suck.

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Version 0.1 super-stars built the universe – and they lived all the way over there, boffins point

Nathan 13

Surely we are nearly

at Level 2.

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Future Range Rovers will report pot-holes directly to councils

Nathan 13

What a great idea

Not that the councils will actually do anything about it lol

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Astroboffins eyeball MONSTER GAS HALO hugging Andromeda Galaxy

Nathan 13

A Trillian Stars in a galaxy

And billions of galaxies in our universe, the mind boggles!!!

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New Windows 10 will STAGGER to its feet, says Microsoft OS veep

Nathan 13

Apps grrr

Phones and tablets have apps, computers have programs.. Alright Microsoft!

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Power, internet access knackered in London after exploding kit burps fire into capital's streets

Nathan 13

Home ADSL OK in NW6

And Three mobile data is running at 0.2mbps instead of 0.1, must be using the spare bandwidth lol

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Siri, you're fired: Microsoft Cortana's elbows into iOS, Android

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Yet to see

Anyone ever use a digital assistant in real life. Not even at my workplace, or amongst friends/at the pub etc.

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How many Watches will Apple flog? 20, er, 18.5, no, five, wait, 50 million!

Nathan 13

I just cant see it taking off

I just get the feeling that this will not be something that people will rush out to buy or get that excited about.

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Cortana to form CIRCLE OF LIFE in Windows 10

Nathan 13

Will she

Do anything useful, like make me a cup of tea or do the hoovering?

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Basic minimum income is a BRILLIANT idea. Small problem: it doesn't work as planned

Nathan 13

It would make things fairer

Take your single male or female worker on low wages with no children. He basically gets sod all help, where as have a sprog and you get all sorts of benefits and help thrown at you!

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TalkTalk boasts of fourplay-loving customers, extreme growth

Nathan 13

Avoid

Talk Talk were horrific, are horrific, and will always be horrific IMHO.

Bad CS, with even worse actual product service!

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Deprivation Britain: 1930s all over again? Codswallop!

Nathan 13

Spot on

No one is poor in the UK, We are all the so called 1%, compared to the world's population.

We dont know how good we have it, really we dont!!

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All aboard the Poo Bus! Ding ding, route Number Two departing

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Hmm

Bet its a shit service!!

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Curious to know if the UK's Tory-led government is a MEGA SPY? Answer: Yes

Nathan 13

I say good

With so many fanatics who think beheading people is perfectly OK, check us all out and catch the evil people!!

Let the downvotes begin!!

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EE launches 150Mbps '4G+' in the heart of London

Nathan 13

So your monthly allowence can now be used in seconds rather than minutes

EE = fastest speeds with smallest limits.

Coupled with the worst CS out of every company on the planet, and frequent dropped, missed, failed calls I would rather buy a pigeon to carry my data and messages.

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Amazon sells Fire Phone in UK ... on CONTRACT

Nathan 13

Deals Amazon & O2 want to highlight..

Have a laughably small data allowance!!!

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Coughing for 4G, getting 2G... Networks' penny-pinching SECRETS REVEALED

Nathan 13

Stations

7 out of 10 of the worst stations are on the same route, London to Bedford Thameslink. Thats more than coincidence?

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iOS 8 Healthkit gets a bug SO Apple KILLS it. That's real healthcare!

Nathan 13

Health Apps are all the rage

Until its users realises that they needs to get off their arse and do exercise that doesnt involve chewing chocolate bars whilst pushing their fingers against a remote control!!

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Apple's big bang: iPhone 6, ANOTHER iPhone 6 Plus and WATCH OUT

Nathan 13

Google glass

Is on the right track with wearables, watches are not. All in my humble opinion!

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Windows 8 market share stalls, XP at record low

Nathan 13

Maybe

Microsoft are being shrewd and getting as many W7 sales as possible, before releasing a great W9 that will be bought again by these same people!!

No, OK it was only a thought :)

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Facebook pays half a billion dollars for firm that slaps ads on videos

Nathan 13

Honestly

I dont think I would ever want to watch, or enjoy watching an Ad during a video, even if it was pornographic!

They actually make me mad at the company being advertised!!

Maybe a new business model would be for Tesco to pay Facebook to show me Morrsions Ads!!

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Google Glass faces UK cinema ban: Heaven forbid someone films you crying in a rom-com

Nathan 13

So behind the times

Anyone intent on pirating a film will find it in HD quality all over the internet.

Do you really think they would PAY!! and record the film in poor quality with laughable audio, and then watch it again smugly eating his Lidl popcorn.

How out of touch are these companies, it is genuinely scary!! (Saying that a dont want to see a flashing red led light when I next go to the cinema in 2076)

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Google starts selling Glass to Brits – for £1,000 a pop

Nathan 13

I like gadgets

But at £1000 you have got to be a fool to buy this.

I wonder if its legal to drive wearing these, would serve as a great sat nav and dash cam!

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Microsoft hopes for FONDLESLAB FRENZY as Surface Pro 3 debuts

Nathan 13

Frenzy

There may well be one, but it wont involve Microshit kit!! W8 has destroyed MS, and I think its too far down the line for a recovery.

They may (partially) recover the desktop/business market if they produce a business friendly/workable version, but as for laptops/touchscreen, no chance!!

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