Posts by Nathan 13
120 posts • joined Monday 29th June 2009 12:16 GMT
Is it April 1st?
Surely this is not serious LOL
Posted in Review: HTC One
Shame
It looks lovely, really lovely, but without a removable battery and SD card slot it wont be seeing the inside of my pocket im afraid.
On a selfish note
I have not chosen to have children as I believe the human race is destined for a severe culling one way or another within the next 20-30 years.
And as a 43 year old I have enjoyed every day on this planet that I can remember.
So if the world does end tomorrow I can say its been a great life!!
100% sucessful solution
Just screen all calls, family/friends/genuine callers will speak after the tone, all sales calls will hang up before the greeting is finished.
Although sometimes I like to pick up the phone and have some fun :)
£60/$100 a month
Thats an insane amount to pay for a phone contract.
Considering you can currently get unlimited calls + texts + data for £21 a month with T-Mobile, (or if your really frugal you can get 100mins + 100 texts +400mb of data FREE every month on Ovivo), one has to be mad to pay that much, even with a free Iphone thrown in.
At the end of the day a phone is a phone, and no matter how much it cost it will be out of date in 6-12 months.
Authorised devises LOL
When will companies learn that letting pirates have more freedom with their media than paying customers do is hardly encouraging them to "go straight"
2036
When we are all using either iOS164 with its 10 by 30 row of icons and ability to run 2 apps at the same time, or Windows52 with its revolutionary multiple windows tiles.
Either way a direct hit it cant come soon enough.
Sky have already priced it up
The "im on benefits" plan - standard def with XL adverts £20 pm
The "im on benefits and working on the side" HD plan with XL adverts £40 pm
The "im on benefits, working on the side with an undeclared partner" UltraHD plan with XL adverts £60 pm
The "im on benefits, working on the side with an undeclared partner and 2 kids" UltraHD plan + XL adverts + sports and movies £120 pm
Thumbs up
Good article, cuts through all the crap you read from the loony lefties!!
Posted in EE touts 4G Sim-only tariffs
So
As people use much more data, and much less calling/texting on their phones, they give an unlimited amount of what people dont use, and a puny amount of what people do use.
Give punters 20GB, along with 200 mins & texts for £20 a month and people will snap their arms off to sign up.
shock horror
A shit product has low sales numbers.
A reasonable priceplan
£35pm for a new top of the line phone, unlimited minutes/texts and 10GB of data.
SIM only £20pm for the same.
I currently use about 5GB a months in total on my Galaxy S3, and dont stream, youtube or watch Iplayer etc
500MB is such a ridiculously low limit that EE must have a complete fool in charge of their tariff setting.
Only Apple
Can get away with a non-removable battery and lack of external storage. HTC thought they could get away with it and I believe it has cost them dearly on their flagship products.
If Apple made
A Ipad that was an inch thick and uglier than a 1980s phone, 10 million people would still buy 1 LOL
Not again LOL
I think we need a law limiting re-tuning to once a year max.
Fees?
Surely each trade gets charged some sort of fee, so if computer programs are buying and selling millions of shares per second the broker is making money out of it?
Posted in Fans rap Apple's 'crap' Map app
Maps are definately broken
I put in "quality phone retailer" and it took me to an Apple store :)
The problem is
that "Windows" is just not cool with teens, tweens, and 20/30 somethings.
It really is all about an Iphone or an Andriod.
Still it could change, look how quick Blackberry has gone from hero to zero!!
Posted in New deals for Virgin Sim punters
So even "TRULY unlimited" has a FUP.
Just what description of unlimited will actually be what us consumers understand by the term "unlimited"
"Mr Blobby mobile"
Well he is good colour match for the two networks.
Posted in Skype launches in-call ads
Ads
Im sure the "ads" will just be a banner on the bottom of the dialer screen, rather than actually interrupting the call for 30 seconds.
If it is the latter they will lose their user base quicker than the speed of light!!
Do these people
not watch "The Real Hustle"
I suppose its a socially acceptable con as the victims must be rolling in dosh to manage to instantly get £1400 in cash.
Posted in Facebook tests paid post promotion
I took a proper look
at a friends facebook yesterday.
What a complete mess it is!! How anyone could enjoy using it is truly beyond me.
That graphic
Looks like the Big Brother logo. Got the bloody tune in my head now!!
Not a bad idea really
They could easily charge £20-£30 a month for their accounts, with benefits such as 5% off Apple kit and priority ordering etc
Posted in TalkTalk takes broadband to 80Mbps
I wouldnt go near Talk Talk
If the speed was 1000000Mbps per nano-second.
Their customer service is so bad it makes Three's look OK.
Apple
Have probably already patented it so those boffins will get the asses sued if they build one!!
Posted in Fanbois will get wet queuing for iPad 3
Queuing
I still cannot understand how anyone can queue for hours, days even, to spend money on a gadget.
Seriously they are totally and utterly mad!!
Battery is non-removable
Which = no sale for me.
Posted in Pakistan bans rude text messages
Have they included the words
Bomb, Plane, Semtex, Detonator, London Underground, Heathrow Airport, Infidels, YeeHah (or is it Jihad?) Thought not LOL
Posted in iPad 3 to debut Q3 2012 as iPad 4
Im waiting for the next version
Thats why I still dont own a single Apple product yet :)
Norton gets it right shocker!!!
Spot on first time!!!!!!!!
Posted in World+Dog goes bonkers for iPhone 4S
For me to queue outside a shop overnight
I would have to be paid a fee of at least £400 plus expenses.
These people have got it all wrong, they are paying to queue LOL
Posted in Would you spend $300m to save 6ms?
Why not
Build a small island in the middle of the ocean exactly half way between London and New York, then the transmission time would be only 29.5ms to either point. They could make a killing!!
When the online porn is turned off
Theres always Babestation and others on freeview which is not censored for the 10 yr olds to watch on their bedroom TVs.
Posted in iPhone 5 less than a month away
Title
If you dont have every Iphone we've built, you dont have every Iphone we've built.
Title
An update is available......
Linux ... Cool, more free stuff
Windows... Arrr not again
Mac... Ooh only £20.99
Posted in Everything Everywhere boss jacks it in
OT but
"Everything Everywhere" is the worst company name I have ever heard of. It is truly awful and cringe-worthy.
Im sure the clever kids
Have at least 2 facebook accounts.
Can I not just give Apple my credit card.....
And just have them charge it automatically every time a new product comes out, and ship me one pronto.
Saves all that overnight slumming it with the winos and crackheads the day before apple have another ejaculation :)
Posted in Feds shut down poker site
US citizens
May wish to re-locate to Iran or China, where they will get more freedoms than at present.
How long before
Everyones traffic gets routed via the home office, with every click we make being personally checked by someone who has to press OK or DENY?
Posted in Booze for wrinklies: Good or bad?
Smokescreen
Waiting for the announcement that to help lower old age drinking, we are going to increase tax on wine, port, sherry and anything else we think old peoples drink.
Must have been a HUGE ark
to carry two of every living thing in it, a few weeks food and drink etc
Like about 50 miles long a 5 miles wide?
The world goes round.
A few years ago AIM was the "in thing" and everyone was using it.
Then MSN
Now Facebook
In a few years it will be some other fantastic thing, maybe like headcam, where you wear a forward and rear facing camera and mic, and all your friends can watch what your doing 24/7.
Nice looking phone but..
Why cant they leave the power/input on the bottom on the phone, so it can be used in cradles easily GRRRRR
Dont want my account deleted OP
So have posted, including my bank account 77-21.02 66845168 pin 8067 Passport 491866712.
Thanks
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer company HAHAHAHAHA serves you right assholes!!!!
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Breaking news "Pope talks bollocks for umpteenth time"
