120 posts • joined Monday 29th June 2009 12:16 GMT
Is it April 1st?
Surely this is not serious LOL
On a selfish note
I have not chosen to have children as I believe the human race is destined for a severe culling one way or another within the next 20-30 years.
And as a 43 year old I have enjoyed every day on this planet that I can remember.
So if the world does end tomorrow I can say its been a great life!!
100% sucessful solution
Just screen all calls, family/friends/genuine callers will speak after the tone, all sales calls will hang up before the greeting is finished.
Although sometimes I like to pick up the phone and have some fun :)
£60/$100 a month
Thats an insane amount to pay for a phone contract.
Considering you can currently get unlimited calls + texts + data for £21 a month with T-Mobile, (or if your really frugal you can get 100mins + 100 texts +400mb of data FREE every month on Ovivo), one has to be mad to pay that much, even with a free Iphone thrown in.
At the end of the day a phone is a phone, and no matter how much it cost it will be out of date in 6-12 months.
Authorised devises LOL
When will companies learn that letting pirates have more freedom with their media than paying customers do is hardly encouraging them to "go straight"
When we are all using either iOS164 with its 10 by 30 row of icons and ability to run 2 apps at the same time, or Windows52 with its revolutionary multiple windows tiles.
Either way a direct hit it cant come soon enough.
Sky have already priced it up
The "im on benefits" plan - standard def with XL adverts £20 pm
The "im on benefits and working on the side" HD plan with XL adverts £40 pm
The "im on benefits, working on the side with an undeclared partner" UltraHD plan with XL adverts £60 pm
The "im on benefits, working on the side with an undeclared partner and 2 kids" UltraHD plan + XL adverts + sports and movies £120 pm
Good article, cuts through all the crap you read from the loony lefties!!
As people use much more data, and much less calling/texting on their phones, they give an unlimited amount of what people dont use, and a puny amount of what people do use.
Give punters 20GB, along with 200 mins & texts for £20 a month and people will snap their arms off to sign up.
A reasonable priceplan
£35pm for a new top of the line phone, unlimited minutes/texts and 10GB of data.
SIM only £20pm for the same.
I currently use about 5GB a months in total on my Galaxy S3, and dont stream, youtube or watch Iplayer etc
500MB is such a ridiculously low limit that EE must have a complete fool in charge of their tariff setting.
Can get away with a non-removable battery and lack of external storage. HTC thought they could get away with it and I believe it has cost them dearly on their flagship products.
If Apple made
A Ipad that was an inch thick and uglier than a 1980s phone, 10 million people would still buy 1 LOL
Not again LOL
I think we need a law limiting re-tuning to once a year max.
Surely each trade gets charged some sort of fee, so if computer programs are buying and selling millions of shares per second the broker is making money out of it?
The problem is
that "Windows" is just not cool with teens, tweens, and 20/30 somethings.
It really is all about an Iphone or an Andriod.
Still it could change, look how quick Blackberry has gone from hero to zero!!
"Mr Blobby mobile"
Well he is good colour match for the two networks.
Im sure the "ads" will just be a banner on the bottom of the dialer screen, rather than actually interrupting the call for 30 seconds.
If it is the latter they will lose their user base quicker than the speed of light!!
Do these people
not watch "The Real Hustle"
I suppose its a socially acceptable con as the victims must be rolling in dosh to manage to instantly get £1400 in cash.
Looks like the Big Brother logo. Got the bloody tune in my head now!!
Not a bad idea really
They could easily charge £20-£30 a month for their accounts, with benefits such as 5% off Apple kit and priority ordering etc
Have probably already patented it so those boffins will get the asses sued if they build one!!
When the online porn is turned off
Theres always Babestation and others on freeview which is not censored for the 10 yr olds to watch on their bedroom TVs.
An update is available......
Linux ... Cool, more free stuff
Windows... Arrr not again
Mac... Ooh only £20.99
Im sure the clever kids
Have at least 2 facebook accounts.
Can I not just give Apple my credit card.....
And just have them charge it automatically every time a new product comes out, and ship me one pronto.
Saves all that overnight slumming it with the winos and crackheads the day before apple have another ejaculation :)
The world goes round.
A few years ago AIM was the "in thing" and everyone was using it.
In a few years it will be some other fantastic thing, maybe like headcam, where you wear a forward and rear facing camera and mic, and all your friends can watch what your doing 24/7.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer company HAHAHAHAHA serves you right assholes!!!!
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