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Oh BOY! The MICKEY MOUSE Apple Watch is no heart-throb

Pete65

Old joke.

Does Mickey Mouse have a Tim Cook watch?

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Are MPs smarter than 5-year-olds? We'll soon find out at coding school – Berners-Lee

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Re: MPs should take drugs

Given some of the crap that comes out of Westminster, I suspect many of them already do.

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SUPER-JAMMY Philae comet probe got down WITHOUT harpoons

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Coat

Yes, yes ...

But will it blend?

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DOUBLE BONK: Fanbois catch Apple Pay picking pockets

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Re: because apple

You still have to have a card to use applepay, but instead using the plastic card you register the number with apple.

What could possibly go wrong there?

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Doctor Who becomes an illogical, unscientific, silly soap opera in Kill The Moon

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Happy

I'm just waiting.

For him to go off on a rant ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYOlBsls-C0

It would certainly make Doctor Who more interesting, especially when he meets some random alien and utters such gems as, "I will tear your fucking skin off!"

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Reddit wipes clean leaked celeb nudie pics, tells users to zip it

Pete65

Typo or piss-take?

... six wholes days ...

Either way, it made me chuckle.

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Boiling point: Tech and the perfect cuppa

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Coat

The old ones are the best.

I much preferred my Goblin teasmade, unfortunately she left me.

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Gov.uk's broadband boast: Superfast fibre piped to 1 million Brits

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Trollface

Wow.

"More than one million British people now have access to high speed broadband"

What about the other 7 million in London?

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Facebook goes down, people dial 911

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Mushroom

What can I say?

Further proof (if any was needed), that the majority of Facebook users are fucking idiots.

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Google starts selling Glass to Brits – for £1,000 a pop

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Mushroom

Hmm.

There are many cheaper ways to look like a complete and utter prick...

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Xenon: Bitmap Brothers' (mega)blast from the past

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Re: Booted up Xenon 2 and

Amen, brother. Amen.

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'Mommy got me an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000 for Xmas!' South Park: Stick of Truth

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Re: Girls

Every girl you know?

You lucky bastard!

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China's Jade Rabbit moon rover might have DIED in the NIGHT after 'abnormality'

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Trollface

Lol.

Made in China.

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Devs write 'film my shag' sex app for Google Glass

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Re: No chance

There is no way the internet gets a blow-by-blow account of my sex life..

I see what you did there!

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Pete65

Presumably...

The devs have access to the cloud footage so they can see what they are missing out on?

Weirdos.

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Eggheads give two robots vodka and tell them to text each other FOR SCIENCE

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Drunk robot 1 to drunk robot 2

"I fucking love you mate."

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MailOnline pulls recipe site after innocent young cookbook DEFILED

Pete65

Expected response from the Daily Wail...

"It woz da paedos an immigrunts wot dun it."

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BT warned: Speed up Openreach repairs or face PUNITIVE FINES

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Re: Ever seen an Openreach van in a hurry ?

Me neither, but I can say with 100% certainty that when I do see one, my internet connection will be down shortly afterwards.

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New York City plans massive free Wi-Fi zone

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Coat

Harlem.

Get ready for a surplus of 'almost new' access points on Fleabay.

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Developer unleashes bowel-shaking KILLER APP for Google Glass

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Happy

Re: Wow, what a complete waste of CPU cycles.

I'm a bit slow today, I actually got as far as 'creativity' before I realised you were taking the piss! ;)

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Pete65

Wow, what a complete waste of CPU cycles.

That is all.

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Our Vulture strokes Dell's ROBUST 15 INCHER: Inspiron 15 Core i7

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Re: What's on the screen?

Looks more like someone didn't peel the protective plastic off the screen...

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Bring Your Own Disks: The Synology DS214 network storage box

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Re: Looks like Qnap interface

Yes, very similar, except that Synology didn't copy QNAP.

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French court: Google, Microsoft en ami must say 'au revoir' to pirates

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Who the fuck...

Wants to watch Russel Brand's latest DVD anyway?

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Referee and two others charged in FA hacking probe

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Obligatory.

I thought all referees were blind?

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Fancy knocking off early? Just run our fake computer crash 'virus', say admen

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BSOD?

I used to run the Sysinternals BSOD screensaver on a Friday afternoon with the mouse and keyboard unplugged. After the fourth consecutive week the IT bod finally rumbled me.

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Underage teens' Facebook posts are still FACE ACHE ads ... bitch

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Joke

Shock! Horror!

"Indeed, a recent study showed that a whopping 83 per cent of kids had lied about their age on social media..."

In other news, so have most adults at some point.

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The right time to drink coffee

Pete65

Personally,

I don't believe there is a wrong time to drink coffee...

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Dr Wolfram touts coding language to revolutionise mankind ... just like Wolfram Alpha did

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Like everyone else ..

.. I'd probably have more respect for Stephen if he wasn't such an arrogant prick.

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Vladimir PUTIN officially HARDER than CHUCK NORRIS

Pete65

Yeah, whatever...

I'll bet he couldn't put a Rowntree's Fruit Pastille in his mouth without chewing.

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Smartphone addicts go floppy under the sheets, warns DOCTOR WANG

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Dr Wang.

*sniggers*

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How d'ya make a JPMorgan banker cry? Ask him questions on Twitter

Pete65

What did they expect?

Donations for their pension funds?

Cunts.

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Win a free delegate pass to PHP 2013 Europe!

Pete65

Re: Discrimination

What he said.

And to think you bitched about the BBC's Twattergasm earlier - pot, kettle, black...

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Australia's anti-smut internet filter blueprint lasts LESS THAN A DAY

Pete65

"We will introduce nationally agreed default..."

Agreed by whom?

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Twitter just got sh**tier: Natter emitter hit by code critter, fritters web glitter

Pete65

"Twitter has managed to restore the features suddenly missing from its website."

Well thank fuck for that, for one moment I thought my life had ended. Oh wait, I don't have a Twatter account.

Joking aside, how is this even remotely 'newsworthy'?

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Tencent offers 10TB of free cloud storage for all

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@Jim Booth

Store data in a Chinese cloud?

<falls off chair laughing>

^This. +1.

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Rasp Pi skydive: Ballsy Baumgartner best beware Brit bionic Babbage Bear

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Joke

@Anonymous Custard

"Bionic Babbage Bear of Borg better beat Baumgartner's breathtaking balloon bound."

Unless it goes horribly wrong, in which case it will be:

"Bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger."

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Second time's a charm! Microsoft tries again with Active Directory patch

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Joke

@NoneSuch

"it’s possible that the fix had actually turned into a bigger problem than the one it was attempting to solve."

Are they talking about Win 8 replacing Win 7?

Do you mean the Win7 SP2 rollout that broke everything?

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'But we like 1 Direction!' Rock gods The Who fend off teen Twitter hate mob

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Re: Not just The Who

"That's not fair, Tenacious D's wasn't the Best Song Ever.

It was just a tribute."

Mate, I would love to buy you a pint or two just for that comment. Brilliant.

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Superstar cluster-Zuck as Facebook tries out celeb-only edition

Pete65

Well...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/08/15/facebook_keeps_company_with_misery_say_boffins/

That is all.

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End of an era as Firefox bins 'blink' tag

Pete65

Why...

...do I instantly think of Geocities, AOL, Tripod and Angelfire?

Good riddance, next stop animated 'Under Construction' gifs and starfield backgrounds.

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KingSpec's 2TB Multicore PCI-E SSD whopper vs the rest

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Sandforce.

That'll be a £3.5k brick within 6 months then.

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Horrific moment curvy mum-of-none Mail Online spills everyone's data

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Pint

Re: BAN THE DAILY MAIL

@ jungle_jim

"BAN THE DAILY MAIL

it gives you cancer"

Yes, but only to those who read it, I'm safe. ;)

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Virgin Media blames scruffy students for HUGE drop in cable subscribers

Pete65

No need to plagarise work using Google once academic year ends

*plagiarise

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Murdoch machinations mean Microsoft must rename SkyDrive

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CloudBurst

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The ten SEXIEST computers of ALL TIME

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Where...

...is the Cobalt Qube 2? Easily way sexier than any slice of Apple you could offer.

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Sci/Tech quango promises an end to 'events with no women'

Pete65
Mushroom

This is good news...

For the guys that are lucky enough to attend such events in the future, freshly made sandwiches will now be available.

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Whoops! Tiny bug in NetBSD 6.0 code ruins SSH crypto keys

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Joke

Re: Document your tricksy shit?

"That said, commenting never hurts and yes, it will perhaps prevent the same mistake."

As some wise person once said, "Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand."

;)

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Mobile operators have another go at killing IM and Skype

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Re: Reinventing wheel

"The only real reason for reinventing the wheel is to rip people off.

Skype is only not allowed because it would allow you to phone abroad without getting hit by colossal fees."

Well said!

Also, as someone who travels extensively, why would I use my mobile abroad, when I can use Skype for free or at a greatly reduced cost when calling landlines/other mobiles?

We wouldn't need yet another messaging service if mobile operators stopped fleecing us for roaming. Surely the actual costs involved can't be anywhere near what we are charged?

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Office 2013 hits RTM, will ship starting in November

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Trollface

Touch friendly?

Meh. Wouldn't touch it with a feckin' barge pole.

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