* Posts by Chris 67

27 posts • joined 26 Jun 2009

DIMENSIONAL PORTAL INCURSION AT THE LHC!

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With my brains and your brawn we'll make an excellent team

I laughed. Very good :)

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The Hurt Locker sweeps Oscars

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Alien

+1 for District 9

It really is an amazing film.

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Hero corduroy overpowers US school gunman

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Happy

We came in here with prayers and mace!

Hopefully he will jump bail, and Dog the Bounty Hunter will go after him.

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US sorority girls in booze-fuelled orgy of violence

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Best URL ever :)

Nice one guys, I lol'd

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Scorsese and De Niro planning Taxi Driver II?

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Stop

NO!

NO NO NO.

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Chinese stamp on Avatar

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Megaphone

I like Chinese

They come from a long way overseas

Their cute, they ban Avatar.

And they're ready to please.

ps: I actually really enjoyed Avatar :)

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PS3 to go 3D in 2010, says Sony

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Boffin

What kind of 3D ?

Will we be expected to wear those stupid glasses?

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Arkansas cop tasers 10-year-old girl

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WTF?

Unacceptable

Are you fucking shitting me? What kind of policeman can't restrain a ten year old child without using a taser?

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MS store staff in spontaneous electric boogie

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Paris Hilton

I predict

Extreme over-usage of the WTF icon, so am going to wheel out Paris in an effort to bring balance to the commentard equilibrium.

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French woman marries dead fiancé

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Unhappy

Not tryng to be a white knight but

I find this kind of sad, it's not really very funny.

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Mozilla's SeaMonkey 2.0 exits cryptobiosis

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Brilliant subtitle!

Give that man an internet!

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Governator in acrostic 'f**k you' outrage

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Awesome

What an absolute legend.

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Yank slams El Reg 'zio-fruitcake' Playmobil 'crap'

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@ cordwainer 1

Intelligently thought out, insightful and hilarious.

Truly one of the finest comments I've ever seen on The Reg.

Bravo, Sir!

*doffs cap*

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Next-gen Trojan rewrites bank statements

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Unhappy

How are we supposed to avoid this!

Do we have to stop internet banking completely now? Or shall I install a linux machine at home solely for banking purposes?

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Kraft cans Vegemite iSnack2.0

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Megaphone

More importantly

When will Vulture Central be making Regemite available for purchase online?

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Home Office appoints ID czar

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lol

Is it a contract role or permanent? Cause he'll not be doing that job when the tories get in.

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Boffins in 'let's create black holes in the lab' jape

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Boffin

They're waiting for you Gordon...

...inside the test-chamber.

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Campaign for official Turing apology gathers steam

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It's about time.

I used to live round the corner from Turing's birthplace in Maida Vale. I've pointed it out to many non-geek friends and none of them had ever heard of him. More recognition of this great man's contribution and subsequently disgraceful treatment can only be a good thing.

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Mission control reacquires UK space cheddar

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@ I expect you to launch, Mr Bond

I usually hate the cheesy "paris" gags, but that one did make me laugh. I salute you sir.

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Cameron condemns Tweeters as tw*ts

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Really?

Doesn't sound like he was slating Twitter, more having a pop at ministers who think that using it will somehow win over an angry* electorate.

* insert your own swearword here if you're a big rock monster like Dave

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BOFH: Hammer time!

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Brilliant, just brilliant

I lol'd several times reading that :)

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Kind soul donates Claymore mine to charity

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@ Its Friday, Suggestions Please

Garamond, do you speak it motherf**ker!!

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China halts memory-wiping electric shocks for net addicts

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KZZZERT!

The BOFH would approve of this handy bandwidth-saving measure.

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A woman spends 287 days choosing what to wear

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Unhappy

No Moderatrix?

Is Sarah Bee on holiday? She's usually laid into someone by now on these kind of threads.

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Google's vanity OS is Microsoft's dream

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@ MS out then

Until they bring out a proper mouse/keyboard combo for my PS3, most of my FPS gaming will stay on the PC. Plus ability to customise with mods, maps, cfgs etc. Consoles are close, but not quite there yet imho.

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BT abandons Phorm

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@ debaser

Why bother?

Go with Be instead, they never flirted with Phorm in the first place and everything about them is just better.

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HSBC online banking goes off the wall

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IT Angle

Subtle!

Nice little nod to MJ there...

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