27 posts • joined 26 Jun 2009
With my brains and your brawn we'll make an excellent team
I laughed. Very good :)
+1 for District 9
It really is an amazing film.
We came in here with prayers and mace!
Hopefully he will jump bail, and Dog the Bounty Hunter will go after him.
Best URL ever :)
Nice one guys, I lol'd
NO NO NO.
I like Chinese
They come from a long way overseas
Their cute, they ban Avatar.
And they're ready to please.
ps: I actually really enjoyed Avatar :)
What kind of 3D ?
Will we be expected to wear those stupid glasses?
Are you fucking shitting me? What kind of policeman can't restrain a ten year old child without using a taser?
Extreme over-usage of the WTF icon, so am going to wheel out Paris in an effort to bring balance to the commentard equilibrium.
Not tryng to be a white knight but
I find this kind of sad, it's not really very funny.
Give that man an internet!
What an absolute legend.
@ cordwainer 1
Intelligently thought out, insightful and hilarious.
Truly one of the finest comments I've ever seen on The Reg.
How are we supposed to avoid this!
Do we have to stop internet banking completely now? Or shall I install a linux machine at home solely for banking purposes?
When will Vulture Central be making Regemite available for purchase online?
Is it a contract role or permanent? Cause he'll not be doing that job when the tories get in.
They're waiting for you Gordon...
...inside the test-chamber.
It's about time.
I used to live round the corner from Turing's birthplace in Maida Vale. I've pointed it out to many non-geek friends and none of them had ever heard of him. More recognition of this great man's contribution and subsequently disgraceful treatment can only be a good thing.
@ I expect you to launch, Mr Bond
I usually hate the cheesy "paris" gags, but that one did make me laugh. I salute you sir.
Doesn't sound like he was slating Twitter, more having a pop at ministers who think that using it will somehow win over an angry* electorate.
* insert your own swearword here if you're a big rock monster like Dave
Brilliant, just brilliant
I lol'd several times reading that :)
@ Its Friday, Suggestions Please
Garamond, do you speak it motherf**ker!!
The BOFH would approve of this handy bandwidth-saving measure.
Is Sarah Bee on holiday? She's usually laid into someone by now on these kind of threads.
@ MS out then
Until they bring out a proper mouse/keyboard combo for my PS3, most of my FPS gaming will stay on the PC. Plus ability to customise with mods, maps, cfgs etc. Consoles are close, but not quite there yet imho.
Go with Be instead, they never flirted with Phorm in the first place and everything about them is just better.
Nice little nod to MJ there...
- One HUNDRED FAMOUS LADIES exposed NUDE online
- Twitter: La la la, we have not heard of any NUDE JLaw, Upton SELFIES
- China: You, Microsoft. Office-Windows 'compatibility'. You have 20 days to explain
- Apple to devs: NO slurping users' HEALTH for sale to Dark Powers
- Is that a 64-bit ARM Warrior in your pocket? No, it's MIPS64