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* Posts by Chris 67

27 posts • joined Friday 26th June 2009 12:16 GMT

Chris 67
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With my brains and your brawn we'll make an excellent team

I laughed. Very good :)

Chris 67
Alien

+1 for District 9

It really is an amazing film.

Chris 67
Happy

We came in here with prayers and mace!

Hopefully he will jump bail, and Dog the Bounty Hunter will go after him.

Chris 67
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Best URL ever :)

Nice one guys, I lol'd

Chris 67
Stop

NO!

NO NO NO.

Chris 67
Megaphone

I like Chinese

They come from a long way overseas

Their cute, they ban Avatar.

And they're ready to please.

ps: I actually really enjoyed Avatar :)

Chris 67
Boffin

What kind of 3D ?

Will we be expected to wear those stupid glasses?

Chris 67
WTF?

Unacceptable

Are you fucking shitting me? What kind of policeman can't restrain a ten year old child without using a taser?

Chris 67
Paris Hilton

I predict

Extreme over-usage of the WTF icon, so am going to wheel out Paris in an effort to bring balance to the commentard equilibrium.

Chris 67
Unhappy

Not tryng to be a white knight but

I find this kind of sad, it's not really very funny.

Chris 67
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Brilliant subtitle!

Give that man an internet!

Chris 67
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Awesome

What an absolute legend.

Chris 67
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@ cordwainer 1

Intelligently thought out, insightful and hilarious.

Truly one of the finest comments I've ever seen on The Reg.

Bravo, Sir!

*doffs cap*

Chris 67
Unhappy

How are we supposed to avoid this!

Do we have to stop internet banking completely now? Or shall I install a linux machine at home solely for banking purposes?

Chris 67
Megaphone

More importantly

When will Vulture Central be making Regemite available for purchase online?

Chris 67

lol

Is it a contract role or permanent? Cause he'll not be doing that job when the tories get in.

Chris 67
Boffin

They're waiting for you Gordon...

...inside the test-chamber.

Chris 67
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It's about time.

I used to live round the corner from Turing's birthplace in Maida Vale. I've pointed it out to many non-geek friends and none of them had ever heard of him. More recognition of this great man's contribution and subsequently disgraceful treatment can only be a good thing.

Chris 67
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@ I expect you to launch, Mr Bond

I usually hate the cheesy "paris" gags, but that one did make me laugh. I salute you sir.

Chris 67

Really?

Doesn't sound like he was slating Twitter, more having a pop at ministers who think that using it will somehow win over an angry* electorate.

* insert your own swearword here if you're a big rock monster like Dave

Chris 67
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Brilliant, just brilliant

I lol'd several times reading that :)

Chris 67
Headmaster

@ Its Friday, Suggestions Please

Garamond, do you speak it motherf**ker!!

Chris 67
Megaphone

KZZZERT!

The BOFH would approve of this handy bandwidth-saving measure.

Chris 67
Unhappy

No Moderatrix?

Is Sarah Bee on holiday? She's usually laid into someone by now on these kind of threads.

Chris 67
Grenade

@ MS out then

Until they bring out a proper mouse/keyboard combo for my PS3, most of my FPS gaming will stay on the PC. Plus ability to customise with mods, maps, cfgs etc. Consoles are close, but not quite there yet imho.

Chris 67

@ debaser

Why bother?

Go with Be instead, they never flirted with Phorm in the first place and everything about them is just better.

Chris 67
IT Angle

Subtle!

Nice little nod to MJ there...