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Woman whipped gun from vagina in SPACE ALIEN spat, reports Officer Zook

asiaseen

She had

a gun in the oven

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It's official: The iPhone 5S bling-mobe IS chavvy. OR, Burberry isn't

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Re: I'm surprised no one has thought of...

You can, a mere $17.99 at Amazon

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Re: Hong Kong MTR

err...1997. It was Macau that was Portuguese until 1999

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IT urine bandit fired and charged

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Re: ...

after his golden handshake.

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Megaupload kingpin found in panic room when arrested, say cops

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What happens to all the files

legally uploaded by the copyright owners and which have now been illegally sequestrated as a result of the takedown of the sites? That would make a nice class action against the law enforcement authorities and for conspiracy against whomsoever instigated this whole business.

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Feds cuff coder accused of US bank source code swipe

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Presumably because

it reveals just how much cash goes walkabout each year.

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Chinese confirm Beidou satnav system is operational

asiaseen

Maybe needs a lifeboat

he could well be drowning

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‘Blogger not a journalist’ says Oregon court

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Were

they ever?

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Web smut oglers accosted by bogus pop-up plod fines

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and indeed

who pays their wages?

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Afghan elders refuse to be labelled pimps by number 39

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In Hong Kong, 4 is a no-no number so many lifts go from 13 to 15 - and miss out the 40s altogther

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Homeland Security bungles 'pre-crime' tech test docs

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Can you imagine the conversation

"Excuse me, sir, you're going to die of a heart attack if you take this flight".

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Rubbing an iPhone on your face won't cure acne - FTC

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When you are a spotty teenager

you'll try anything.

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Plods to get dot-uk takedown powers - without court order

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...or not

as the case may be.

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Bury council defends iPads for binmen

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How can bin collection

be anything but "real time"?

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Greyhound spatters Nashville with semen

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Don't be silly dear

it's only blowing its nose

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Ofcom mulls smackdown for rogue religious TV channel

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Fixed

filled with the kind of testicles one might expect

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Heathrow to get new facial recognition scanners

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Wait till you are 70

They'll get you then.

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Python orgy menaces Yorkeys Knob canoes

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Or a transliteration

of an Ocker accent

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Japanese erections named 'Bollox', 'Wonder Device'

asiaseen

And if you look inside

You will find a fine array of "appliances"

http://www.mediafire.com/i/?9ck66arwufjl96e

with the right link this time

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UK gov 'Spads' hefty salaries released/buried

asiaseen

DC's SpAds

don't seem to have been doing a very good job in the light of current events

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Bill seeks to decriminalise pianos in pubs and schools

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Could always try

the Belgian answer

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'Unconvincing' Met top cop Yates: My phone was hacked

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Perhaps

how much his bank account had benefited

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Mystery of David Attenborough's garden skull cracked

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Perhaps

it was because op cops weren't busy with their private business

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Mexican narco attempts suitcase jailbreak

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Strong lass

if she was really carrying him out.

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New company to lead UK police ICT procurement

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Fat chance

of all these senior plods reimbursing the taxpayer for the time they're not spending doing their proper job I guess

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BBC mulls talent Twitter ban to prevent storyline spoilers

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Having never heard of the woman,

I checked her website and now shall consign her to my dustbin of history.

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Magnificent Moon mountain sunrise caught on camera

asiaseen

More of a

pimply backside

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Bloke ordered to remove offensive numberplate

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Imperative plate

For a really stupid vanity plate try this one from Hong Kong

http://www.mediafire.com/i/?ooyd8y890ykzk3g

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Custard pie activist slams IPCC 'grey literature' habit

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No, not in context

The article was dealing solely with the corruption involved in producing the report.

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Does a flash motor act as a fanny magnet or not?

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Speaking of rice burners

a chap in China faked a Lamborghini out of a Nissan something and only got found out because he forgot to put a licence plate on it.

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Brit CompSci student faces extradition to US over link site

asiaseen

Copyright is

and should remain a CIVIL matter and certainly not an extraditable "offence". For the record, I speak as a copyright owner.

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Refusal to unveil scuppers French refusal-to-unveil trial

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Rational discourse

tends to fly out of the window when god-bothering is involved.

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Dam Busters dog dubbed 'Digger'

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But

617 Sqn members (and their guests) can still keep up the tradition of pissing on Nigger's grave. Much more convenient than crossing the hangar to the bogs.

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Pollster: Performance has little to do with pay, bureaucracy

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30%?

I'm surprised it's that low..

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Tory terror changes promise moon on stick

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7 people so far

with no sense of humour or ability to detect sarcasm.

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Attorney General threatens Twitter injunction-busters

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Knowledge of UK affairs

is not geographically limited to the UK. So it is entirely possible for a non-UK resident to publish the information. How does the AG propose to prosecute such a person?

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Sandi Toksvig puts the 'n' into cuts - on the Beeb

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Pedantically speaking

a cock is a phallus only when it is erect.

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WW2 naval dazzle-camo 'could beat Taliban RPGs'

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Probably a far better idea

is not to be there at all.

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Police ROBOT attacks and BURNS DOWN HOUSE

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Has anyone bothered asking who it was?

Don't be silly, it doesn't matter.

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fast burning pyrotechnic grenade designed for crowd management

Presumably of oven-ready people.

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Barnsley clamps down on foul-mouthed fu*king locals

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by either advice or enforcement

"Shut your fu*king mouth or we'll do it for you".

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MP headshot sex rating site: Gentlemen prefer Tories

asiaseen

Is there

a gay/straight option?

For some unaccountable reason, it reminds me of the 1950s parody of a Rose Fyleman poem; "There are Tories at the bottoms of our guardsmen".

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CEOP announces 'record results' in child protection battle

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History repeating itself

more or less. All this nonsense is reminiscent of the "morality movements " of the late 18th and early 19th centuries - the Society for the Suppression of Vice and the like - and look what that led to, the hypocrisy of the Victorian era.

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Naked cyclist streaks through Suffolk village

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999 calls FFS?

Shouldn't the callers be done for abusing the system?

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CATS to be saved by BLASPHEMERS after the RAPTURE

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A job

for Jobs?

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Queen to get an iPad (the Queen, not a queen)

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Re: Domestic appliance look & feel

But will it do the ironing?

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Cross-dresser kills goat while high on bath salts

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...and what kind of goat?

Scapegoat

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asiaseen

No point

in bleating about it now.

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Lads from Lagos pop up in Libya

asiaseen

No, the singular

of sheep is shoop.

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