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Yorkshire cops fail to grasp principle behind BT Fon Wi-Fi network

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Don't bet on it

"I hope they aren't this incompetent when it comes to stopping people who want to blow us up."

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Writing about an Australian Snowden would land Vulture South in the clink

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Re: Australian Federal Government - The New NORKS

What is the relevance of China to the discussion?

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Re: Australian Federal Government - The New NORKS

"There are immigrants who have done the right thing and are being penalised."

In the context of Australia, I just had to laugh at that.

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Cops nab suspect using CREEPY facial recog system

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May The Face

Be With You

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Japanese artist cuffed for disseminating 3D ladyparts files

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Irony or something

In a Japanese town I visit fairly regularly for its hot springs is a temple the name of which is enticingly translated as the "Happy God Temple". The central shrine of the temple is a rock formation portraying Mother Nature's representation of lady parts. http://www.mediafire.com/view/0za2jypjj5zjn/Japan#gl6q3bq9dnet946

The link is NSFW but OK for worship

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'Apple is TERRIFIED of women’s bodies and women’s pleasure' – fresh tech sex storm

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Re: Is this really Apple gender discrimination rubbing out

You must have seen some very strange female genitalia if you see the representation in a halved pomegranate. As for biting into one, not an attractive proposition - all those seeds and interstitial stuff.

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Today's Facebook fury: Coppertone-like baby pic ban baffles US mom

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Re: Meanwhile in Brussels...

Friends of the Order of Manneken-Pis - who needs enemies?

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Yugguy

Yes. And you better be careful not to upset Mr Plod or he'll be breaking your door down to search your photo albums.

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Computing student jailed after failing to hand over crypto keys

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Re: Are there any defenses to this law?

They would probably like to.

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Rockall batters plucky Brit adventurer

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Re: Just how inedible are seabirds really?

Depends how hungry you are...

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Royal Navy parks 470 double-decker buses on Queen Elizabeth

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You always need extra fuel!

And that is the major weakness of an aircraft carrier. It needs lots and lots of aviation fuel because whatever its storage capacity might be, in intensive flying operations, it needs topping up very frequently. And if it's non-nuclear engined, it needs a lot of fuel just to keep steaming round. A cunning enemy wouldn't both trying to penetrate a carrier air group's defences - simply disrupting the (very) vulnerable flow of supply ships would bring things to a grinding halt very quickly.

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Re: SkippyBing a navalised Typhoon

Scimitars had fallen out of operational use at sea by 1966. Thereafter the tanking was done by Sea Vixens or Buccaneers.

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Re: You think aircraft carriers are expensive...

Considering that Nimrods were Comet 1 airframes (yes, the very same that embarrassingly broke up in flight) I reckon they did pretty well.

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Re: You think aircraft carriers are expensive...

The problem with the Harrier was that it was getting a bit long in the tooth. Do you realise the prototype P1127 first flew 54 years ago?

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Lords try shoehorning law against REVENGE SMUT into justice bill

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Politicans' sense of proportion

" the posting of explicit images online without permission from the people depicted “an appalling crime”.

But authorising the deaths of thousands of people through indulging in an illegal war by a certain ex-prime minister is not considered a crime at all.

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What's it like using the LG G smartwatch and Android Wear? Let us tell YOU

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Re: Want standalone, or at least wifi

I always like to respond to massages...anywhere

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'Heartbleed-based BYOD hack' pwns insurance giant Aviva's iPhones

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The big question is were Mobilron insured by Aviva?

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Canada to Google: You can't have your borderless cake and eat it too

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Re: I'm old enough to remember...

Here, here. I'm in Hong Kong and Google will let have nothing but Chinese.

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Australia and USA strike closer cyber defence alliance

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The cyber threat

is the USA, surely so why make it easier for them? But under the mutual defence treaty the US will be required to attack itself in retaliation... Bizarre the unintended consequences.

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Fed-up bloke takes email spammers to court – and WINS PILE of CASH

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Re: voluntarily ???

Not en masse - one by one without a stamp

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REVEALED: GCHQ's BEYOND TOP SECRET Middle Eastern INTERNET SPY BASE

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Re: @Vic the prison is real

There was the shoe bomber.

There was the underpants bomber.

Well, they were both failures of airport security so that doesn't make for a useful contribution either.

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Re: Why did we publish this?

"It may prompt Oman to publicly cut ties and force the base to close?"

Unlikely, the ties go very deep particularly with the UK - and even the US (recall the abortion of the Teheran hostages rescue was mounted from Oman). BT has been well established since at least the mid-1980s to my knowledge. MI6 used to run the euphemistically-named Oman Research Department and probably still does.

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Re: Britain's got secrets

"...At what level are things really kept secret?"

At a national level "Eyes only" - meaning UK eyes only - is close to the top but I believe there more above that.

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Re: KUDOS

No, the desalination station is further down the coast towards Muscat

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Cloud computing is FAIL and here’s why

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But a missing hour hand

means it's right every 60 minutes.

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'Bladdered' Utah couple cuffed in church lawn sex outrage

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It's a yin/yang thing...

...we can't all be beautiful - somebody's got to be ugly

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Teen girl arrested with 70-year-old man's four inch weapon inside her

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If it went off

would it be a shot in the dark?

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Woman whipped gun from vagina in SPACE ALIEN spat, reports Officer Zook

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She had

a gun in the oven

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It's official: The iPhone 5S bling-mobe IS chavvy. OR, Burberry isn't

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Re: I'm surprised no one has thought of...

You can, a mere $17.99 at Amazon

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Re: Hong Kong MTR

err...1997. It was Macau that was Portuguese until 1999

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IT urine bandit fired and charged

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Re: ...

after his golden handshake.

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Megaupload kingpin found in panic room when arrested, say cops

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What happens to all the files

legally uploaded by the copyright owners and which have now been illegally sequestrated as a result of the takedown of the sites? That would make a nice class action against the law enforcement authorities and for conspiracy against whomsoever instigated this whole business.

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Feds cuff coder accused of US bank source code swipe

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Presumably because

it reveals just how much cash goes walkabout each year.

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Chinese confirm Beidou satnav system is operational

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Maybe needs a lifeboat

he could well be drowning

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‘Blogger not a journalist’ says Oregon court

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Were

they ever?

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Web smut oglers accosted by bogus pop-up plod fines

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and indeed

who pays their wages?

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Afghan elders refuse to be labelled pimps by number 39

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In Hong Kong, 4 is a no-no number so many lifts go from 13 to 15 - and miss out the 40s altogther

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Homeland Security bungles 'pre-crime' tech test docs

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Can you imagine the conversation

"Excuse me, sir, you're going to die of a heart attack if you take this flight".

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Rubbing an iPhone on your face won't cure acne - FTC

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When you are a spotty teenager

you'll try anything.

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Plods to get dot-uk takedown powers - without court order

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...or not

as the case may be.

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Bury council defends iPads for binmen

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How can bin collection

be anything but "real time"?

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Greyhound spatters Nashville with semen

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Don't be silly dear

it's only blowing its nose

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Ofcom mulls smackdown for rogue religious TV channel

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Fixed

filled with the kind of testicles one might expect

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Heathrow to get new facial recognition scanners

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Wait till you are 70

They'll get you then.

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Python orgy menaces Yorkeys Knob canoes

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Or a transliteration

of an Ocker accent

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Japanese erections named 'Bollox', 'Wonder Device'

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And if you look inside

You will find a fine array of "appliances"

http://www.mediafire.com/i/?9ck66arwufjl96e

with the right link this time

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UK gov 'Spads' hefty salaries released/buried

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DC's SpAds

don't seem to have been doing a very good job in the light of current events

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Bill seeks to decriminalise pianos in pubs and schools

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Could always try

the Belgian answer

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'Unconvincing' Met top cop Yates: My phone was hacked

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Perhaps

how much his bank account had benefited

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