69 posts • joined 25 Jun 2009
Re: can it run Crysis?
talking AI toasters that won't accept you want something else for breakfast
As built by the customer retention division of Comcast?
That old carnard
I might be doing nothing wrong, and I might have nothing to fear, but I still lock the toilet door when I'm on the crapper.
Which is why, after being on teh intertoobz for the past 20 years, I'm now reluctantly researching which VPN provider best suits my needs. Although I'm sure one day, some organ of the state will point a finger and say: Why is he using VPN? Must be up to no good!
It's easy to remember unique, high-entropy passwords specific to individual websites if you have the right algorithm.
For example: for each website (say, this one) you have a strongish stock password root that you use everywhere ("amonkeystolemybananas" or "T!f2A3^5", it doesn't matter it's the only thing you need to remember). You then append or prepend something based on the URL (say every odd letter of the domain "hrgsecu") and potentially a time-based value with keyshift ("jan" > "ksm") somewhere as well.
For extra-high value sites, use a second stock password and generate similarly.
So potentially a password would look like hrgsecuT!f2A3^5ksm and problem solved.
According to The Stones
I see a red door and I want it painted vantablack
No colors any more, I want them to turn vantablack
- Mick Jagger
(Helicopter icon, because it's... vantablack!)
Re: Just tell them you've sold your house
"Then they just insist you should take their service at your next place of abode."
Then tell them you're emigrating to the Outer Hebrides.
-Oh, you don't have coverage there? What a pity.
-Oh you do have coverage there? My mistake I meant to say I was emigrating to Mururoa Atoll.
Re: Nappy Ad's
Here in NZ (a generally liberal and progressive country) we now see nappy ads that have the black censorship rectangle jiggling over the baby's bottom as he toddles down a corridor.
A backwards step and panders to the Won't Somebody Think Of Teh Children brigade.
Enemy of the State
It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
Flanders & Swann - Song Of Reproduction
I shall just leave this here:
Let's see them pack that inside 2U and FCoE...
Mine's the one with the Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic and the Electronic Thumb in the pocket...
Better password needed
If there are any devs in Auckland, NZ, then there is a hacker event coming up very soon (this weekend, register now!) to play with real-time data on our transport network. Check out #hackakl on Twitter.
Best of both worlds
If you want both USB3 for your lappy and micro SD for your phone, try something like the USB3/mSD adapter. (It works, bitches.)
Re: support checklist
I'm reminded of a certain company that refines palm oil, and also provides something that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike IT support.
Re: Cuing the obligatory audiophile discussion regarding sample rates...
But! But! But a violinist playing C8 (4186 kHz) and swaying back and forwards across the stage will be pushing that phase all over the place! That's why I always use a three-legged pinewood milking stool (imported via fairtrade and sourced secondhand from goatherding Albanian peasants, a snip at only £1799) in my anechoic room, so that I don't get antiphase reflections from the chair's back support destructively interfering with the incoming wavefront. For what antiphase I do get, I find the pinewood gives softer reflections and a warmer decoherence, allowing me to achieve that finest audio quality that Nickleback always intended to produce.
Reboot and crossover
Aliens vs. Ewoks.
Re: More cash than sense.
Longdrops contaminate groundwater. The problem exists, and this device is a good solution. It sterilises the waste and turns it into something useful. If nothing else, this device will slow the spread of waterborne diseases.
A great example of great design
Having travelled overland thru Africa for three months, visiting most places starting with "Z", and many others, all I can say is I came to really appreciate a freshly dug longdrop.
There were flush toilets (squat) with no running water that people still used, that I had to use.
There were long drops with wicker lids, writhing with maggots in the full sun.
There were outhouses that reeked of ammonia so strongly, you literally couldn't breath. Literally.
There were times we dug our own shallow holes in a farmer's field and did our business there.
In the Serengeti, you don't even go behind a bush. Lions lurk behind bushes. You do it on open ground.
I was just a visitor. I only began to understand the issues faced by the locals every day for their whole lives.
So I applaud initiatives like this. Anything that makes life better for rural Africans. Anything that "just works", requires minimal and simple maintenance, and costs very little, can only be a good thing.
Re: Golden ear set again
"I was inspired to build it after seeing the stack of Class A amps being used by Pink Floyd on their 'Tour 72' tour where they debuted Dark side."
Upvoted for a) getting The Floyd into an audiophilia thread and b) Just Being There, in '72. I have to content myself with watching Live At Pompeii. I was only old enough to see them in '87, but it is still the best concert I've ever attended, with RW's recent The Wall a close second.
Re: If it is illegal to 'upskirt'
There is a legal concept called "expectation of privacy". Wearing a bikini, you have little expectation of privacy. Wearing street clothes, like a skirt, you have much more. Wearing a burka you have the most.
Also, the range the photo is taken from is probably importan. You're not a peeping tom if you glance into a window from the street. If you press your nose up against it though, you probably are. Taking a photo from eye level or waist level is OK. Taking it from knee level, pointing up and at close range and you've got bigger problems than focal length.
IANAL, but it seems to me there are too many laws criminalising specifc acts that are perfectly well covered under broader laws.
Could they not have prosecuted under a public order crime law, or perhaps offensive behaviour instead? Very few people would disagree that upskirting is offensive, both to the victim, to women and to the public in general.
Re: Reminds of a day I had in Spain
Back in the 1950s, my mother worked as a lab tech at an animal research facility in NZ. Her colleague was pipetting bull semen when she caught an air bubble, and got a mouthful.
Rule 34 probably applies here, but this happened even before ARPANET.
I knew I'd seen this before...
[The members of "The People's Front of Judea" are sitting in the amphitheatre. Stan has just announced that he wants to be a woman and wants to be called "Loretta," and is explaining why.]
Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But ... you can't HAVE babies!
Stan: Don't you oppress me!
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?
Re: Still working
@ Graham Marsden: My FX-82 died that way too, until I cleaned the switch contacts with a bit of isopropyl alcohol. That worked fine for a while longer, and upon its ensuing re-death, a judicious application of emery paper to the metal contacts worked a treat.
Re: as it almost always is
Sorry, tonysmith, you're mistaken. While Stalin and Mao were atheists, they didn't commit their atrocities BECAUSE of their atheism. Hitler was a Catholic. He didn't commit his atrocities because of his Catholicism, although he was aided and abetted by the Catholic church. The common denominator here is that these people were leaders of totalitarian regimes. They committed the atrocities because of this.
On the other hand, atrocities like the crusades and suicide bombing ARE committed because of religion.
Consider that none of Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, Napoleon, Cortes etc. believed in pixies. Christianity does not believe in pixies. This clearly shows the moral deficiency of non-pixie religions like Christianity.
I suggest you have a read of something like http://wiki.ironchariots.org/index.php?title=20th_century_atrocities to get a better understanding of what you are alleging.
Re: Planning for failure
Fail yourself. If you read the article, you'll see: "The hardware failure at 4.30 am shut down the company’s safety systems, and at 5.30 am, the company decided to close the tunnels. The affected safety systems include emergency response, radio transmission systems, signage, smoke exhaust and water deluge."
Running a tunnel without safety systems like these would be gross negligence. Even if running traffic through in escorted convoy, there could be a nose-to-tail causing a fire. Without smoke exhaust and water deluge, let alone emergency response, that could be catastrophic. Need I explain it more?
Re: Further to this
Thanks, el Reg, for borking my Ascii Art!
Further to this
I really do wonder what he might have got if he had built his own private jet? I am starting to imagine that it could be accurately represented in ASCII Art.
| _______| |_______|
"Aesthetics and technology were closed books to him and, had he had his way, burnt and buried books as well." - Douglas Adams
Re: Perfect embodiment of everything Apple.
Form over function, possibly. Style over substance, not so much. It would have to have style.
Even if I was a gazillionaire, this is not a boat that would remotely interest me. The only redeeming feature is the destroyer bow, a design I might incorporate into my (imaginary) mega-yacht as a nod to my RN forbears.
FWIW, Shenandoah is much more to my taste.
OK I admit it, I use FB.
Although everyone loves to dump on FB, it does have its uses*. There are friends and companies I genuinely want to get updates from. There are hobbies and interests I have that I want to learn more about. FB used to be good for this.
However I now notice that I don't get all the updates from everything that I have tagged- if I go to that feed's FB page, I am starting to see that only some of their posts have made it through to me. FB is starting to lose its attraction, but what's the alternative? G+ is a ghost town as far as I'm concerned.
* And I'm aware that I am grist for the mill. I don't post anything I don't mind being in the public domain.
Come back Douglas
We miss you.
Ours is an essentially infinite universe
And in such a universe, it's almost certain that these entities have already arisen by chance. One may just have to look very hard to find them- I can imagine a cloud of these somewhere in interstellar or intergalactic space.
If they emit no energy, so as to not break the laws of thermodynamics*, how does one use them as a crystal? Currently crystals are used by energising them and allowing them to oscillate, but they do emit energy.
* The Laws Of Thermodynamics, to wit:
Law 1: You can't win, you can only break even.
Law 2: You can only break even at absolute zero.
Law 3: You can't reach absolute zero.
Law 0: You must play the game at all times.
Anatomical Ig Nobel
I sincerely hope the images presented to the chimps weren't in Smell-o-vision.
The actual first broadcast was:
All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.
(The fact of the broadcast happening has been suppressed by the Zero Wing conspiracy)
99.999999999% annual data durability - in other words, in a year you should expect to lose about 1kilobyte of data for every terabyte stored, if you haven't annoyed the BOFH. (YMMV, E&OE, IANAL)
Oh, and megathrust earthquake followed by tsunami followed by diesel generator inundation followed by nuclear meltdown at more than two sites simultaneously notwithstanding.
Re: Quite simply really
Can I expect Dazzle makeup to become de rigeur in the PRC now?
This ruling gives carte blanche to pervert cops to oogle anybody they want, on any trumped-up charge they can think of. I can't wait to see what lawsuits are spawned from this one, and what payouts people get when the decision is finally overturned.
A spot of fishing, anybody?
" on the basis of the evidence available, no crime had been committed "
I'm surprised I'm the first to point this out, but even when a crime *has* been committed (and there are many, many examples of this), *still* nothing gets done except move the perp to another diocese.
Catholic bashing? Nope. Immoral, hypocritical, vindictive, evil organisation bashing? You betcha.
I can understand NZ...
... but Western Australia?!?
And if the 3D model is incorrect, or out of date, and you still manage to dig through your neighbour's Internet connection, who is liable? I think I can guess the answer.
Re: Re: Pre-Order
"some soldering flux and capacitors... don't ask"
Did you say flux capacitor? Then I must ask! How many jiggawatts is it??
I believe the correct term is "lightning". Or is that something else?!?
I can't begin to imagine the possibilities
Being able to manipulate mass in the way we do electricity or light- I wonder if the BOFH would feel the need to replace his magnetic pinch with a bosonic pinch? Mind you, fitting the LHC into a suitcase may be problematic.
I'm just doubtful we'll see much domestic use out of this research in our lifetimes...
Another resurrection request
10. Haast Eagle. (World's largest raptor ever)
11. Moa, for the eagle to eat.
On another note, once this mammoth project runs out of funds and public interest, is it possible for a species to go extinct for a second time?
Religious tract FAIL
When someone uses their holy book to moralise, and that holy book contains genocide, gang rape, infanticide, genital mutilation and a host of other nasties and portrays this as morally just, then they can fuck off and take their god with them.
Guilty of bad taste, at least.
Look, if you're gonna download Rihanna or Lady Gaga you're gonna get what's coming to you.
>Why is leaving a note any more of an invasion of privacy than normal "screening"?
It's not, except that we believe our own lie that our privacy is not invaded. Having a hand-written note of a sexual nature placed in your bag is not just a reminder of this lie, it is a flagrant breach of trust and etiquette.
Similarly, you can admire the cute derrière of someone walking ahead of you in the street, but if you call out and tell the owner of the aforementioned derrière what you'd like to do with it, you could be arrested for offensive behaviour.
This page from El Reg is blocked at work. I have never had any other Reg page blocked here. Hmmm...
Eddie Izzard would name it
the Fuck Off Big Array.
Science. It works, bitches.
And it works because scientists are always ready to accept they could be wrong.
Religious creotards have no appreciation of this, and any attempt made to fit their ideology to fact is inherently doomed to fail- because they can't accept that the rules they use to prove science for their purpose are the same rules that negate their purpose out of hand.
Oh, and by definition, nothing in this universe is "supernatural" and *everything* is a suitable candidate for scrutiny by the scientific method.
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