* Posts by Jim 59

2047 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

MeeGo and the Great Betrayal Myths of tech history

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Nokia

"[some Linux users are] ...people who are naturally disposed to Being Right, And Morally Superior." And that's just Linux ? I thought it was a general human tendancy. Windows/Apple people too.

On the subject of Nokia, they will be back, once they have sorted out their internal problems. Not sure how, but they will be king again.

Bloke pissing in reservoir prompts 8m gallon flush

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Size

A quick calculation shows the reservoir would be about 30 metres by 30 metres, assuming it were square and 50 metres deep. Big, but not exactly Lake Huron.

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WTF?

Mad

This is the most completely insane El Reg story ever. Is it for real ?

Open barbarians poised to storm Apple's gate

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Android market?

The suckage of Android market is huge. I recently aquired an Android tablet, and was genuinly taken aback by how patchy and amateur the Market is. Many of the apps remind me of "type-ins" from the early 1980s. Google really need some quality control and quick.

Not tried Apple.

Wikipedia awash in 'frothy by-product' of US sexual politics

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Wikipedia

The senator expressed his views. Many people might disagree with him. But he was voted in to do that; it's his job. To me, it seems Savage's response was just an excercise in hate. It encouraged others not to think, not to address Santorum's views, but just to hate the man. And it encouraged them to think that the hatred was good and clever. We've seen it all before. Hate is not good or clever, but it can be extremely powerful when roused (cf any internet forum).

Wikipedia/Google should alter themselves to remedy the situation as far as possible.

Oz alkie gets hammered on hospital hand sanitiser

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Newspeak 2.0

"...may be an increasing problem in Australian settings".

ie:

"...may be an increasing problem in Australia"

Vintage Psion prototype: Yours for £85,000

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Keyboard

Agree entirely that the absence of real keyboards leaves a gap in the market.

Time to say goodbye to Risc / Itanium Unix?

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Unix/Linux

Unix/Linux are technically very similar and historically intertwined. In the context of this article, they should be held the same, cutsey project names notwithstanding. The author has instead lumped Linux with Windows simply in order to make a point about the commercials. Far more interesting to group Linux more correctly with Unix, and ponder the evolution of the OSes from that viewpoint.

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Linux etc.

The author writes about Linux as if it were part of the Windows product suite, and not a tentacle of Unix. Linux is the most open unix of all, and has well and truly answered that 20 year old call for for "open systems!".

The lower midrange market was there fore he taking in the late 90's. MS jumped right in there and had a great time for 5 years. Then unix sent in its Linux steamroller, which continues to rumble back and forth in the datacentre.

The proprietory unixes have of course declined, driven by technology, but that's 10 year old news. This article focusses, oddly, on Itanuim/RISC, a minority platform if ever there was one. Yes, mainframes cost more than midrange, which costs more than x64. 'Twas ever thus. Only the old names changed - mainframe, mini and micro.

Apple iMac 27in

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Very nice

Very nice and not that expensive. I paid about the same for a Dan 486 pc back in 1993, and that's not counting inflation.

These days of course, the same money could buy his 'n' hers laptops, a desktop PC and an Android tablet.

Ten thousand OLEDs unite in live Earth replica

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Pretty cool

Cool

Does a flash motor make a man more desirable?

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Rice burners

Doesn't have to cost 100k, Andybird. It just needs to look flash and feel flash and not be old. 10 year old Porche is too old. Imprezza too ordinary. What about a shiny new MX-5 ? Sorted.

TomTom Start 20 satnav

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Traffic info

Halfords do occasional satnav bundles. I picked up a Navigon 4350 max for £99 in Dec 2010, with free lifetime TMC and 2 years of map updates for £16. The TMC seems to be accurate and I have had 2 map updates so far.

Facebook hurls insults, punctuation at growth slump report

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News feed

What put me off FB was the introduction of the "news feed", a large pane occupying centre-screen, which you cannot turn off, that barks at you every time a friend-of-a-friend does anything. There was a FB revolt at the time, but the company got its way and the enforced "feature" stayed.

BT earmarks 66 more exchanges for fibre-to-the-cabinet upgrade

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gigantic web caching device

Your average small exchange is probably downloading thousands of copies of popular web pages, eg BBC news. Maybe a big net caching device at the exchange could speed things up. If it has dedupe, it won't need to be so enourmous. The pages would have to expire after an hour or two.

Won't help gaming, interactive services and the rest of it, but those could still benefit from freed bandwidth.

Oh and turn off iPlayer, or re-implement it on top of bittorrent. Streaming is anathema to the Internet IMO.

Reg hack cast adrift as Illuminati Online goes off-line

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Hotmail

Been using the same Hotmail address since about 1997. True, it's a bit naff. On the upside, I don't have to bother with mail agents, domains, client agents, etc. It does pop, works on any platform and they famously "don't read your email". The Hotmail user interface is just terrible.

Has Steve Jobs killed the consumer hard disk industry?

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@Volker Hett

Fair enough. We will have to disagree over tablets' ease of use. After owning one for a fortnight, I honestly can't think of any job that is not easier on a PC.

What the article excitedly calls the "loss of the Fibre Channel disk business" is just technological improvement, not the death of an industry. The guys who made FC disks will just switch to SAS, they won't be losing any business.

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Answers

1. "Has Apple prophet Steve Jobs just foretold the end of the desktop hard drive?"

No. Cloud services existed before he spoke.

2. "Seagate, Toshiba and Western Digital. The spinning disk gang are fresh out of luck."

You mean, apart from all the platters they will sell into the cloud biz?

3. "Smart phones and tablets are much easier to use than PCs".

Try leavng a comment this long using an iPad.

4. "Thus, consumers won't buy so many PCs"

Tablet and phone buyers will additionally buy a PC. Not all PC users will buy a tablet however.

5. "...users will abandon their PCs"

For a few minutes, until they have to create some content, ie. do some actual work.

5. ".. the expected loss of the Fibre Channel disk business"

Que ?

6. "The disk troika need, really do need, to find themselves new sources of growth."

Oh no! if they go bust, who will make all these new flash drives for us ?

Top telly tech fails to drive new set sales

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Get the Led out

Nobody gives a stuff about "3D" that is rendered on a 2D screen. One day there will be real 3D projected out into the room. In the meantime just give us the OLED already

RAF Eurofighter Typhoons 'beaten by Pakistani F-16s'

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Stories

So an anonymous "Pakistani pilot" says on a website, to paraphrase - "yeah we won we creamed them all. Not becuase of the planes, but just becuase we ROCK !". And the author:

1. Swallows the anon posting without criticism, question or confirmation

2. Ascribes the claimed victory to the equipment allegedly involved, when even the anonymous source seemed to be saying the opposite.

3. Questions the Eurofighter project on this basis.

Come on man.

Texas cinema texter becomes foul-mouthed movie star

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Customers

I dunno. You have to be careful with this "despising your customers" thing. It's okay to politely eject a customer, or bar them permanently. But going to this length simply in order to make the miscreant look foolish ? Sounds pretty spiteful to me. Maybe even illegal.

Never been distracted by a texter myself, mind. Must drive you insane.

Dear Ubuntu: The netbook is toast

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Voice

Tablets would come into their own if voice control become a reality. In the meantime, not having a keyboard is just too high a penalty. You just can't interact with a tablet.

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@Danny 14

Agreed. I have just bought a tablet and am wondering what its role is. It can be used for reading mail, but even that job is done better on the PC. As for sending mail, forget it. Entering text is so burdensome as to put most jobs out of the tablet's reach.

Still, I only bought it for surfing, and it is okay for that. But slower than the PC, and with a smaller screen.

Sandi Toksvig puts the 'n' into cuts - on the Beeb

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Don't know

Words are important and so are the rules governing what time the BBC can use them. It's no good pretending that censorship does not, or should not exist. It does, and the guidelines are in place uitimately for everone's benefit.

I am not sure how cases like this should be treated - where the word is said indirectly. Clearly it is much less offensive that just saying the C word . If Ms Toksvig had done that, she would have been sacked or reprimanded pretty quickly.

Apple worth more than Microsoft and Intel combined

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Rhoobarb

You've got us wrong Bug_Boomer. The commentards enjoy a good rhoobarb. We start the week with some gentle iOS/Android, graduate through Linux/MS and by Friday we are ready for the ultimate Amstrad 464/BBC B/Amiga foam-flecked smackdown.

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@Shawn80

1) Recompiling is not a new version.

2) Bug free software ? Never.

3) So Apple can use slower / cheaper CPUs, and still sell at a premium price. That benefits the consumer how ? Android makers might be forced to spend more on the CPU, but they are still undercutting Apple.

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@AC

Both Communist and Facist states are "Totalitarian", as is any absolute dictatorship.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totalitarianism

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Linux

OSes in my home:

2 x Windows - laptop and Satnav

0 x Apple

6 x Linux - HomeHub, NAS, 2 laptops, server, Android phone

The prog rockers have it.

Android app sales skimpy, sluggish, slack, scanty...

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@farizzle

I'm a tech-head too, most of us are on this website. And like most freetards, I fear lock-in more than spending cash. Most readers here are not short of a bob or two anyway, and Reg staff are positively rich. No, is it the lock-in we fear. It is initially attractive, especially with the worlds best marketing machine behind it. But once you are locked in, nobody cares about you any more. A "means to an end" you say, wisely. True, but you don't really control the end any more.

A friend of mine kitted out her children with iPods, bought a big telly and replaced the living room hi-fi with an iPod dock linked to surround sound. She is delighted, but the overall result is that (a) they can't listen to music without waiting for the massive telly to boot (b) Everything they hear is over 1" speakers, (c) the whole rig is vastly complicated to administer and use, (d) it cost well north of £1500.

In comparison, I have a "open" freetard solution I won't bore readers with, and the total cost was about £52, using an existing hi-fi. It took much more work initially, but is streets ahead of my friends system. On a recent visit, I tried to connect my media player to give Anne a demonstration of "crossfade". Silly me, there was input on the iPod dock.

Still haven't made up my mind iPhone vs Android though.

Data, not software, paves the road to riches

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Software

Some software writers get more fulfillment by releaseing open source than they do through their day jobs as software engineers. A cheering thought, but not an easy concept on which to base a business presentation.

Chicago lawyer deploys distractionary dumplings

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Case

Presumably the objecting lawyer thinks this ruse will strengthen his case. Seems unlikely. If the paralegal was really behaving innappropriately, the judge would notice and chuck her out. Court rooms are pretty strict places.

Don't like these new icon thingies.

Total Recall rehash – exit Martians, enter Jessica Biel

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Oh no

Why don't they remake a rotten movie instead of one that was well made the first time ? Could it be that they just want to use the Total Recall link to drag people into the cinema, rather than actually making a good film ?

Fedora 15: More than just a pretty interface

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Re: I don't get it

Quoting Matt 89's fine rant:

"..this is a *DESKTOP* not a *MOBILE INTERFACE*"

Exactly.

Dear desktop designers, my PC has a 20 inch screen, not a 3 inch screen. It runs 10 applications at once, not a single "app". I use 2 hands, not a single finger, and so on, and so on. Please take your shiny Androidesque daftness and place it in the bin with the KDE plasmoids. I'll give you plasmoids.

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Desktops

Oh dear. KDE went through the same process with version 4 a couple of years ago. Now it is scarecely mentioned in these columns, or anywhere else. Project leaders, take note of what your users are saying. Making it look like a giant iPhone should not be your number 1 priority.

Ballmer: Time up for 'stuck in the past' Microsoft CEO?

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Skype

I agree with the Skype/Hotmail comparison. But I don't think Ballmer should go. Microsoft's problems are largely brand related. People hear "Microsoft" and they think: viruses, malware, annoying dialogs, that paper clip thing and the 1990s. "Windows" is similarly tainted.

MS should buy companies and use those companies' brands as well as their tech. It is better if customers don't know that Microsoft is behind a brand (like Skype). Also they should rename Windows before trying to put it on a mobile phone or tablet. Keep the "Windows" badge for desktops only.

Also, to keep a finger in every pie, they should launch some Android kit, even if it competes with their own mobile OS. Basically, MS should push themselves to the front of the market with whatever it takes, and not just sit in some back room with a Windws PC.

Danish embassy issues MARMITE WAFFLE

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Marmlite

Marmite has grown weak over the years. It used to be a selling point that only a very small ammount was needed on your toast. Now, you won't taste anything unless you use a big dollop. Same small jars though. What a crock.

BT cheerfully admits snooping on customer LANs

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SMNP

I know what ports 161,162 are used for. Is well discussed in the indicated URL. No, my point was BT's reluctance to explain themselves and my concommitant relictance to get a HH3.

Anybody on BT broadband out there - what would you recommend as a drop in replacement for the home hub ? All my PCs are Linux.

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BT

Why would BT, in their shining innocence, be reluctant to answer customer questions ? If a big company is furtive, it is nearly always bad for you. If they were doing it for your benefit they would trumpet it from the rooftops.

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Port 161

On the latest Home Hub, version 3, port 161 is always open and uncloseable. BT won't say why. Their inability to come up with an explanation is more troubling than the actual open port IMO:

http://community.bt.com/t5/BB-Speed-Connection-Issues/port-161-open-on-home-hub-3/td-p/133207

The main reason I am still on HH 1. Wonder what version was used in this instance.

Engineering student cracks major riddle of the universe

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True boffinry

Listen up scientists: call an engineer when you really want to now how something works.

Digital Stream DPS-1000 BBC iPlayer set-top box

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Streaming vs broadcast

It's the general issue of streaming vs broadcast. The author has binned broadcast "in less than a twelvemonth" in favour of streaming. Good luck to him. I am in the "get real!" broadcast camp with my trusty topfield PVR and seperate MP3 players. Streaming clogs up the internets, quality is an issue, and you have to involve your entire home IT ecosystem everytime you want to listen to Thin Lizzy. On the other hand, my hi-fi connected MP3 player boots in under a second.

Dixons to flog off old 'brands' Miranda and Saisho

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Brand

Big brands aren't always best. My Saisho "ghettoblaster" has been in daily use for 25 years, including today, so they must have done something right. In the meantime I have owned kit from Sony and Philips that has broken after a few short years.

Digital Music: a collective failure of imagination

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Sheep

Re the weaving analogy. Yes, technology killed the spinning wheel. It's different with MP3, where tech has killed not only the preceding technology, but has altogether removed the motivation to make music in the first place. Its as if the weaving machine killed not only the spinning wheel, but the sheep as well. Without sheep, the weaving machine can't weave. Unless artists are motivated to make good music, there won't be any.

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Digital Music

Once the product can be digitised, all bets are off. When anybody can make perfect and infinite (if illegal) copies of your product, it becomes hard to sell. It happened to music, and it may happen to books. You may critisize a lack of commercial innovation, but what would you do ? On the other hand, Itunes does okay, so maybe there is hope. Perhaps they should vary the price with the sales of the song. Eg. the higher a song goes up the charts, the cheaper it gets. Or some better formula.

I personally favour buying music on CDs, which are often very cheap these days.

Bin Laden's porn stash: Too good to be true?

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We don't know

A naughty stash ? We don't know, and never will. However, it is odd for the CIA to feel that a mass murderer's reputation needs lowering. If you have already incinerated 3000 civilians in a premeditated act, looking at naught pics hardly makes you a worse person. And his followers, though they may be gullible, are unlikely to believe what the CIA says anyway.

Better for the West to give a good example to Bin Laden's followers by improving our own behaviour.

Tape sucks, sniffs EMC

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Tape

I've yet to hear of any large enterprise using anything but tape for ultimate back end. Disk vendors huff and puff, but so far they have proposed no alternative.

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Tape

Tape is the ultimate back end since the 50's. Looks set to continue for the foreseeable. Everyone says it sucks, but tape just keeps rollin, crushing all arguments beneath its wheels.

Peugeot compo cam aids amateur espionage

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Panrific !

Lots of pretty girls in London.

Microsoft resuscitates 'I'm a PC' ads to fight Apple

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Changed my mind

There is nothing wrong with a bit of brand loyalty. And if you are very pleased with a product from company X, it is natural you will look forward to version 2 from the same source.

Reg ed rattles the Red-Headed League

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Groups

It's unfortunate that those who define what is racist also define a list of alternative groups who may be abused with impunity. Groups on the list are either selected arbitarily, or contain people they don't like. The more "abusable" groups you are a member of, the more annnoying it is. Unfortunately, Welsh and redheads both fall into this category. Personally I think you should be nice to everyone.