* Posts by Jim 59

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Canuck reader threatens suicide over exact dimensions of SPAAAACE!

Jim 59

Babcock

To misquote Blackadder, this bloke has all the charm of a pub toilet at closing time.

Say goodbye to the noughties: Yesterday’s hi-fi biz is BUSTED, bro

Jim 59

Re: hi-res audio bullshit

The source was pretty much perfected in the mid 80s with the advent of CD. My lovely Goldring-Lenco turntable, though infinitely more graceful than a CD player, changed overnight from being a piece of state-of-the-art engineering, into being merely a thing of beauty.

The amplification problem was pretty much solved in the 60s with solid state amps. The early designs were poor, but once they got it right, there wasn't much more audible improvment to be made.

The speaker has long been the bottleneck. And it is likely to remain so, when you think of all the dirty reality it has to deal with. As a rule of thumb, for the most natural sound, buy the biggest loudspeakers you (and your family) can tolerate.

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Hi-Fi

So in summary, the Kellog loudspeaker continues happily after over 100 years and into the foreseeable future.

The solid state amplifier continues happily after 50 years and into the foreseeable future.

The 16 bit CD still wears the crown after 30 years and into the foreseeable future. Many people now copy the data to other places too.

Oh and at a recent publicity event, Dennon announced it now offers a range of non-hifi items which may nonetheless make interesting additions to your home AV environment, and interface well with modern non hi-fi services to which many happily subscribe.

Viv Reding quits justice commish role - heads for EU parliament

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Re: European justice commissioner Viviane Reding...

Yep, and you can vote against Juncker by voting for an EU party other than his. Your vote acts to remove him and his party from power.

No. The victorious Europarty doesn't really win anything except the right to nominate a candidate for president to the European council. There is no concept of removing a ruler or his party from power. The EU has no "parties" in that sense.

You are mistaken, Cameron was only on the ballot for MP, not for Prime Minister. There is no ballot for PM because PMs aren't elected by the British electorate. They are appointed in back room deals by a handful of people in a political party.

No. Cameron can lose his seat like any other MP, or his party can lose. In both cases he is booted out of Number 10 within seconds. He is undeniably and directly elected under full suffrage. (Although you may have a point with the current coalition).

It makes perfect sense. He voted for a party that had Schulz as a candidate. That is what the EU electorate does. Just like the British people in 2010 voted for parties in Westminster, each with their own candidate. Had the majority of the EU electorate voted on a different party, Juncker would not be president of the EC.

No. It is *nothing* like a UK election. To repeat, the leader (or nominee) of the winning Europarty only gets to be nominated to the EU council as a candidate. The council (who are also unelected) then choose who they like behind closed doors. There isn't even a press release. The Council choose who they like, not you. Heck, Shultz could even win the election and they might still choose Junker (I think).

It is an absurd belief that UK elections have no influence over the UK. Many elections in my memory have led to immediate and huge change, eg Thatcher's win in 1979, Blair in 1997, Cameron/Clegg in 2010.

The rest of your post is an apology for non-democracy in the EU. Don't apologise, fix it. EU leaders have got used to being non-democratic, it will be extremely hard to persuade them otherwise. Think of it from their view. They have a great lifestyle, don't have to bother pleasing voters or accounting to anyone. The life of Riley, why should they want to change that ? And how can we force them, since there is no democratic basis on which to do so ?

Jim 59

Re: European justice commissioner Viviane Reding...

How can you vote against Cameron? Where is he on the ballot.

You can vote against Cameron by voting for a UK party other than his. Your vote acts to remove him and his party from power. Full suffrage. Job done.

Where is Cameron on a ballot ? He will be on the ballot paper in his constituency in the 2015 general election.

I had a choice to vote for Juncker, I didn't, I voted for Schulz - unless you are an EU commissioner (also not elected!) this sentence makes no sense.

Some readers think I am making a point about British party politics. I'm not. I am giving a reminder/warning that the basis of the EU is non-democratic, with even the President being an appointee, chosen by other appointees. The problem has been well known since the inception of the EU, and is fully documented in the EU Wikipedia pages.

Full democracy and full suffrage cost many wars. Don't let go of it.

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Re: European justice commissioner Viviane Reding...

I wouldn't say it is less democratic than the system we have in the UK where the electorate doesn't get a vote on the Prime Minister or any of the other ministers

Oh please. UK is a parliamentary democracy. UK MPs are party members and nominate their prospective prime minister before the election. The Opposition even nominates its Shadow Cabinet. So citizens have complete control over who is in power and who isn't, who can be prime minister and who can't, and who get to be in the cabinet and who doesn't.

The EU government (the Commission) is not an elected body. Five years from now, Skippy the Kangaroo could be appointed EU president and there is nothing you could do about it.

Don't like Cameron ? Vote against him. Don't like Junker ? Er...

Jim 59

European justice commissioner Viviane Reding...

... is (or was), like other EU commissioners, not elected, does not represent anybody, has no democratic mandate and can never be voted out of office. My interest in anything they say or do is therefore very limited. Sorry for the extreme view.

10Gbps over crumbling COPPER: Boffins cram bits down telco wire

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Re: Bell Labs GaAs modem from 1960s

@Kev99 sadly, Googling for "Gallium Arsenide modem" returns only one page, this one. I fear we must categorize this desirable item with yogic flying, force processing gyroscope, etc.

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Re: not round here

Thy wanted to but it was too expensive.

Down-with-the-kidz Apple stuffs up with wild 'funness' claims

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Yeah. None of us wants to be reminded of the stupid made-up words of our own yoof.

Dead letter office: ancient smallpox sample turns up in old US lab

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Re: That is a dodged bullet :o

No-one survived exposure even though some were vaccinated as they were exposed to such a high dose of the virus.

So their vaccination/immunization made them resistant, not immune...

Storm-battered Rockall adventurer recalls 'worst experience of my life'

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Re: Prevailing winds

The barrels had all been tethered to the rock, the pod or both. The tethers hadn't failed, but the handles on the barrels had been torn off and left forlornly swinging on the leashes."

holy ***t !

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Re: So once again ...

...idiot... boatloads.. etc.

troll

We need to talk about SPEAKERS: Sorry, 'audiophiles', only IT will break the sound barrier

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Bamboo pickup arm

But no progress can be made when science is replaced by bizarre belief structures and marketing fluff, leading to a decades-long stagnation of the audiophile domain.

No. The ludicrous "audiophile" market, thought annoying, is tiny, and should not prove a barrier to any serious new technology. It certainly didn't slow down the adoption of CDs, for example. And thankfully it has no influence over commercial audio. There are no oxygen-free cables in Sony studios.

I am surprised that commentators continue to talk about MP3s and compressing codecs. Storage capacities have already made music compression fairly redundant. A micro SD card can happily house a major CD collection uncompressed these days.

This article covers a lot of ground in a short space, and is therefore superficial in parts, annoyingly so. The author clearly believes that time delay is the overarching consideration in pretty much all audio design, even dismissing (he calls it "debunking") transmission line speakers in a couple of sentences. But this doesn't stand up. As Douglas Self points out in parts 6 and 9 (also numbered 11) of this article

http://douglas-self.com/ampins/pseudo/subjectv.htm

...phase may be important for a base drum, but what about an electric guitar, where even the live performance is provisioned through "legacy" loudspeakers ?

I would add that that live music does not originate at a point source. In an auditorium, the audience members are in widely different positions relative to each instrument, with corresponding wide variations in time delay and sound direction and distance. So should the CD be based on the time delays at seat 34-A or those present at seat 6-C ?

Commercial music passes down an extremely long channel before it reaches your hi-fi. Perhaps hundreds of amplifiers, CPUs, mixing units, filters, DSPs. How likely is it that group/phase delay passes through unchanged at all these points ? Only if all these components have zero group/phase delay is it worth redesigning your loudspeaker crossover unit, and even them only if you think that the effect is gross enough to be audible.

El Reg is looking for a new London sub-editor

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Let me sub-edit that for you

...our world-beating coverage of ray-guns, atom smashers, killer robots, selected celebrities, zeppelins, Rockall, space oddities and garden-shed engineering breakthroughs

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Can I work from home ?

I'm kidding!

Lords try shoehorning law against revenge porn into justice bill

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Re: We need more laws!

Good point. This prospective law could be very handy the rich and famous wanting to censor unwanted images of themselves, under the disguise of a superficially worthy cause.

That embarrassing picture of Boris Johnson and Dave Cameron at the Bullingdon club ? Will this make it illegal ?

What about the recent video of the Coops banker buying crack ? Published without his permission surely ? Censor it.

What is it with cloud computing? Engage VM, disengage brain?

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Owncloud

Add Owncloud to that list at the end of the article.

Farewell Felix Dennis, deal-maker supreme of tech publishing

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El Reg

Are there any contributors to El Reg who also wrote for these famous 80's micro mags ?

'World’s dumbest' suspect collared in Facebook sting

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Re: not password protected?

Do you seriously log into your home computer with a username and password each time you use it?

Yes. And I have never used a computer that didn't work that way, at either home or work, since the last century. Comes from having laptops I suppose.

Ministry of Justice IT bods to strike over outsourcing fears

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Re: Just strike on principle!

IT sure is the whipping boy when it comes to cost savings, and a handy scapegoat when the cheapened system goes wrong

Russian gov to dump x86, bake own 64-bit ARM chips - reports

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Re: Don't believe everything you read. OTOH...

Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects is a bot ffs and people are replying to it ?

Search on its other posts, they all read the same.

Supermodel Lily Cole: 'I got a little bit upset by that Register article'

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Articles like this indicate that not all is well at Vulture Central.

Tor is '90 per cent of the net' claims City of London Police Commish – and he's dead wrong

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We don't know!

I can't tell you whether Leppard said “BitTorrent” and was mis-transcribed, or whether he slipped, but I'd like to address the assertion that TOR – The Onion Router – is “90 per cent of the Internet”.

What did Leppard mean ? We don't know.

What did he actually say? We don't know.

So just what is all this 90% nonsense ? We don't know.

Did anybody think of phoning Leppard or sending a reporter round ? We don't know.

Jim 59

Re: I harbor some darknet myself

@Pascal Monett "dark web" used to mean web sites that were password protected and therefore not routinely spidered by search engines. These forums, for example. However, the media overheard the word "dark web", got very excited, and they now use it to mean anything evil on the net. Durrr

Which is a shame because now we have no word for - that other thing.

DANGER MOUSE is back ... and he isn't half a GLASSHOLE

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Apologies for Cynicism

"...this rebooted version will be brought up-to-date for today's tech-savvy and content-hungry kids.

Right on. Laurel and Hardy would much funner if they stopped pouring tar into each others hats and sat down with iPads instead.

"In this new 21st-Century version the laughs are set to be even louder as the world's smallest secret agent faces mightier missions, voracious villains and knee-trembling threats."

Translation: it will follow the inevitable pattern as surely as Bigtrack. Many strong, overbearing, testy female characters bullying a couple of simpering "male" characters in a PC-tastic parody of the original. Chortle !

Slippery Google greases up, aims to squirm out of EU privacy grasp

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Goos article

Good article.

Tiny point:

Google has flooded Brussels with lobbyists, but this may not be an adequate response to regulators on a continent growing weary of what is more and more perceived as US arrogance

I would say Silicon Valley arrogance instead. The arrogance of Google, Facebook and their chums is just as annoying to US citizens as it is to us.

Fighting words from Asigra: Yes, backup vendors, we said it... commodity hardware

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Sounds a little effusive?

Is this an advertising piece ? Nothing wrong with that, but if so can you please mark it as such.

Podule-lodged Brit nears two weeks atop ocean peak Rockall

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Rockall

The Wikipedia page is worth a look, eg:

In a House of Commons debate in 1971, William Ross, MP for Kilmarnock, said: "More people have landed on the moon than have landed on Rockall."

Kids hack Canadian ATM during LUNCH HOUR

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Re: Jim 59 customer information was not compromised

@Matt Bryant I don't mind social comments, even if they are daft. It is putting them in the wrong forum that is annoying. AC thinks: "I don't have anything to say on the ATM story, but I sure fancy raging about <whatever>, so I will just do it here". Finds an almost-empty forum and curls one off. ACers please don't go to the toilet in The Register, use YouTube forums like everybody else.

Jim 59

Re: Put these kids in ......

These kids have already been in Terminator 2.

Jim 59

Re: customer information was not compromised

...Then again this is Canada not 'Murica.

Story has no connection to USA. AC posts 7 word USA bitchslap. Gets 21 upvotes. FFS.

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Re: Mephhead Not an 'hack'.

"Hack" is not the first word I would reach for to describe somebody reading a password from the manual and typing it in. Journos like to use dramatic language though. The article doesn't mention if it was possible for money to be stolen, so I guess it wasn't.

Google, Red Hat, Ubuntu, Parallels bet on virtualization's surprising successor

Jim 59

Oh it is just Solris containers for Linux

Reddit here:

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/16047306/how-is-docker-io-different-from-a-normal-virtual-machine

For Sun people:

LXC is the zone/chroot bit. AUFS is the file system for inheriting read-only parts of the file system. Docker is the above plus a bit of cloning/snapshotting tech (often performed by ZFS in Solaris).

Cool. Guess the big surprise is that nobody implemented this till now.

Jim 59

Re: Back to the Future

Good argument - that Windows instability propelled virtualisation. Hypervisors are quite an old technology, go back to 70s mainframes IIRC.

Virtualization has indeed escalated complexity in the datacentre. You still need all of the old skills, because they have been virtualised instead of being superceded. But you need all the virtualisation skills on top of that, across every area - networking, storage, compute.

Dallas Cowboys to return 'dumbass' Texan's chopper

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Re: Nice

So the mention of the word "Texas" is enough to provoke an off-topic unfocussed outrage aimed at nothing in particular. And down-voters pile in, desperate to be offended by something or other. FFS. It seems that we really do miss Eadon.

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Return home ?

Unfortunately, the very building which had cut comms also prevented the chopper flying a straight line back home, and...

Eh ? So the return home mode amounts to "crash into any object that blocks radio contact". Some mistake surely.

Stephen Fry MADNESS: 'New domain names GENERATE NEW IP NUMBERS'

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for the lolz

From SF blog:

People often come up to me in the street and say, “Stephen, why don’t you pop some clothes on, there’s a good fellow.”

That's not bad.

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Fry Roasting

Agree with AC re Fry bashing. Sure his original Satnav trope was a top funny, deservedly lampooned in these pages for being so ludicrous. But now it feels like somebody at Reg Towers is monitoring Fry's every move, waiting for a slight mistake or vague comment then reporting it with a lot of forced laughter.

I checked out his website and he does not claim to be anything more than a keen amateur in the tech world, except doing a few gadget reviews. If you don't like the man, the image, the "brand", better to just say so straight out.

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Man makes mistake

Nah, not a howler. Just a mistake arising from a slightly vague form of words.

Enterprise storage vendors cosy up to small businesses

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Small business owners tend to be shrewd and place the interests of their company above all else (unlike corporate middle managers who might place their own career progression higher). This being the case, vendors may have a tough time convincing them of cloud, and getting them to accept the loss of control, ownership and security of their data. Having control and ownership is pretty much what drives entrepreneurs.

One obvious solution is for the SMB owner to buy some cheap storage from QNAS or whoever and stick Owncloud in it. QNAS could sell them a ready-integrated Owncloud. I'd buy that for a dollar.

UK govt 'tearing up road laws' for Google's self-driving cars: The truth

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Driverless car

If it goes ahead, justifying train drivers will get hard.

Also will be a car company not Google. Arrogance of silicon valley getting ludicrous these days. Google might supply the data though.

Whoops! Google's D-Day Doodle honors ... Japan

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VJ Day / D day

We will all look forward with interest to see Google's "doodle" on VJ day.

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@SuccessCase Wow, you sure said a mouthful dude.

NSA: Inside the FIVE-EYED VAMPIRE SQUID of the INTERNET

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Re: @Jim 59 - "how to spy on your enemy without spying on your citizens"

Super. And how does this attractive platitude translate into practical action ?

Some 'tards in here prefer headbanging to the smell of their own outrage than answering a tough question. How do you spy on your enemies without spying on your own citizens too, when the global internet puts them on the same copper, encrypted? A 1975 answer won't do.

The govt has answered the question with a sledgehammer - ie, spy on every doggone thing you can, all the time. Which apalls the innocent who are spied on wrongly. But everyone agrees we must do some spying, so what's the answer ? I try to think of a compromise but encryption makes that difficult.

NB - the answer is not an irrelevent 3 page up-the-workers rant.

Jim 59

Re: The Huge Elephant in the Room ...... which isn't going away ever anytime soon.

FFS amanfrommars is a bot, and you are replying to it ?

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Re: Outrage

They used to call it HUMINT.

HUMINT was partly responsible for capturing Bin Laden we are told. But only partly responsible. HUMINT doesn't address my question about digital spying. Once again, how to spy on your enemy without spying on your citizens, when they are using the same copper ?

Perhaps our enemies are off-net, like Bin Laden was ?

Corestore's point about misuse and abuse obviously correct. Though I disagree with the rest of his post.

Tech talk bloke compares girlfriend to irritating Java tool – did he deserve flames?

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Re: He is giving a talk about mavern

Utterly ludicrous story. It was a harmless joke but that isn't the point. These Twitter busy-bodies choose to be offended in order to undermine the free speech of others. The only thing they care about is censoring anybody who expresses an opinion not on their recommended list. They must be all told to foxtrot-oscar, loudly, regularly, until they understand that we have freedom of expression, bought at very great expense by the last generation and to be passed intact onto the next.

"We are going through all the events that allowed this slide to reach the public"

translation: "oh no! sorry! we will censor these opinions as quickly as possible!"

Says TarahWheelerVanVlack:

Don't apologize b/c I'm offended. Apologize because you were wrong.

No. Don't apologize at all. Instead tell the self-appointed censors how repugnant you find their attempt to muzzle free speech, on today of all days.

Happy Birthday Tetris: It's flipping 30

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Re: Why no coin op version ?

Oh yeah...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nice-Tetris-commercial-coin-operated-arcade-game-/171346139756

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Why no coin op version ?

Genius game. Any platform, anywhere, anytime. It will out last all of us.

Wonder why there was never a coin op version ? Iron curtain shenanigans perhaps.