* Posts by Swarthy

2412 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

Project Gollum: Because NHS Caring means NHS Sharing

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Re: And another thing ...

HHGTG icon? I thought we already had one. --->

Proposed PATCH Act forces US snoops to quit hoarding code exploits

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Alien

Re: Who are you?

AMfM is still as non-sensical as always. It's just that the world is catching up. Between Brexit, Trump, T. May, and the TLAs running rampant, AManFromMars is comprehensable in comparison.

Japanese researchers spin up toilet paper gyroscopes for science

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Trollface

Re: プライバシーを守るって

Well trolled!

Since you can't as AC, allow me. --->

Go, GoDaddy! Domain-slinger decapitates email patent troll in court

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Re: Troll loses on court.....

You missed one: "sons of unwed mothers"!
One of my favorites is "misbegotten son of a syphilitic goat" - Not least because of the fingernails-on-chalkboard effect "gotten" has on some linguistic snobs.

Could US appeals court save us all from 10 years of net neutrality yelling?

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Role-based permissions? I seem to remember that being a thing when I was studying InfoSec. I think that role-based legislation would be an outstanding way of defining accountability and responsibilities, without defining technology or picking winners/losers.

If you do X, you are answerable to Y; if you commit A, B will decide your chastisement. If it is implemented as "Duck Rules" (IE: "It looks like one, and quacks like one") it may even help curtail some of the more egregious arguments from CableCo's that they are, and at the same time are not, utilities. (the particular case involved not rolling out more network because they were under no obligation, not being a utility; but also blocking a competitive install, because as a utility, they were contracted as the sole provider of infrastructure in the area.)

OpenWRT and LEDE agree on Linux-for-routers peace plan

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Re: Doesn't bother me

Well, as my tweaked router (Tomato) is a WRTG54....

FBI boss James Comey was probing Trump's team for Russia links. You're fired, says Donald

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Do you hear the people sing...

Singing the songs of angry men...

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Re: We await "shāh māt".

Personally, I await Shai-Hulud

That would certainly Spice things up. It is good to see another Maker of dry jokes.

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Re: "Bikini Girls With Machine Guns"

Austin Powers did it first...

Only in the Apple meaning of "first". Bikini Girls With Machine Guns was a UK hit single in 1989, 8 years before Austin Powers. Now the album was re-released in 2001, with Bikini Girls With Machine Guns (live) as a bonus track, so an Apple attorney (or really, any patent lawyer) <u>could</u> argue that Austin Powers did it "first" (if you paid them enough).

Microsoft's .NET-mare for developers: ASP.NET Core 2.0 won't work on Windows-only .NET

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Re: Technology

How do you get "a properly irritated honey badger"? Because as Any Fule Kno: "Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit."

Take a sneak peek at Google's Android replacement, Fuchsia

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Re: Old joke

The Fuchsia's bright...

What a mauve-elous pun.

'Crazy bad' bug in Microsoft's Windows malware scanner can be used to install malware

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Re: So now we can only hope...

Er, such as?
Avast!, Avira, AVG, Comodo, ClamAV ... Basically Anything that isn't MS Security Essentials, McAffee (the software), or Norton.

"Better than Security Essentials" is a fairly low bar to trip over.

Amazon tweaks so-called 'assisted suicide' publishing contracts to ink EU deal

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Headmaster

Re: A Monopsonist is...

Amazon is have aspects of both a monopolist and a monopsonist. They are monopsoiled.

It's Russian hackers, FBI and Wikileaks wot won it – Hillary Clinton on her devastating election loss

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WTF?

Re: @Gene Cash (@ Lord Beavis)

You should double check your math.

0+1+(-0.5)=0.5, which rounds to +1, at a minimum it floors to 0.

How would you pronounce 'Cyxtera'?

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Paris Hilton

Re: Rebranding

I read "private equiteers" as privateers, as I believe was intended.

Republicans go all Braveheart again with anti-net neutrality bill

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Big Brother

Re: Bah!

Going by that logic, maybe we should re-brand. "The People's Democratic Republic of The USA" seems to raise all of the appropriate red flags, while removing all meaning from "USA".

Net neutrality blowback: Cities say no. Court says whoa. Trumpster blames Canada for not going slow

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Black Helicopters

Re: "Do not expect much thought or effort to be given to any other perspectives"

I think this phrase totally characterizes the Trump administration US politics.

You were not quite cynical enough.

Zeiss, ASML hit back at Nikon in chip-printing patent row

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Headmaster

Re: Should have renegotiated that patent deal.

If they don't all hang together, then they will surely hang separately? I think I have heard this somewhere before...

Lyrebird steals your voice to make you say things you didn't – and we hate this future

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About to be?

Drunk user blow-dried laptop after dog lifted its leg over the keyboard

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Bollocks to your Bollocks!

And why should I, or Jim, have to get/buy a thick towel (because, I just have those those lying around the office), rubbing alcohol, nitrile gloves, cotton swabs, cotton balls, and a surgical mask? If your system is so messed up that it needs those things, then you had best supply them. I don't (officially) know where to get that kind of stuff, I don't work in medicine or hazmat remediation.

Zuckerberg's absolutely mental: Brain sensors that read YOUR MIND at 100 words a minute

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Re: "What if we make it possible to hear through your skin?"

By the pricking f my thumbs....

Google's healthcare cousin to stick 10,000 human guinea pigs under the microscope

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Pirate

Yeah, but it's the VA

They have the problem that their prospective guinea pigs keep keeling over before they get an appointment.

"The VA - Giving veterans a second chance to die for their country"

Silicon Valley tech CEO admits beating software engineer wife, offered just 13 days in the clink

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Re: Grr.

I am inclined to think that Judge Allison Danner is not a wife-beater. The prosecutor was probably just hungry for quick close - "Sign here, dot there, convict here... And we're done" and has not known anyone in an abusive relationship; so when the defense offered a plea (as is their job) he just accepted it without even listening to the evidence.

After all, why do you need evidence when you have a signed plea deal? Soon to be as ubiquitous as "To Protect and Serve"

PACK YOUR BAGS! Boffins spot Earth-size planet most likeliest yet to harbor alien life

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Re: Tidal Locking

I was wondering about that. After it was not addressed in TFA, I figured that would be the result of "more telescope time".

Trump signs exec order signaling foreign H-1B visa techie crackdown

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Re: Silicon Valley

It's less about the pay and more about the "intimidated into working longer hours" without billing the time.

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Re: If he slammed the lottery

That might freeze out some academics
Perhaps the better route would be to prioritize applications based on the ratio of H1B price to local market, with priority going to higher numbers (in cases where the local market doesn't exist the ratio would be infinite, which is a damn high number).

'Nobody's got to use the internet,' argues idiot congressman in row over ISP privacy rules

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Re: Editor strikes

That is a different question. I was replying to Archtech correcting TFA; I was agreeing with you, in that there is a difference between one and zero ISP choices. One is a Hobson's Choice, Zero is a lack of choice.

And I know that the dead spaces exist, as I have family in one; not even 4G connectivity - satellite, or nothing.

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Re: Editor strikes

No, the original quote was accurate. Hobson's Choice is still a choice. It may not be a palatable choice, and you may have circumstances that make it a non-choice, but you are still offered a choice.

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Re: term linits

Kurt, Term limits would not tell you who you could/could not vote for, but rather they would limit who could run. Running for office is not speech. [Free] Speech applies while running, but not the actual submission/nomination.

Saying that term limits impinges on free speech is akin to saying that having to file honest and complete tax forms is a violation of free speech.

'Tech troll' sues EFF to silence 'Stupid Patent of the Month' blog. Now the EFF sues back

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Pirate

Re: Personal opinion

Just be sure you go back to before April 2007.

But if you promise to actually enforce your patent I will donate to the Time Travel Fund.

Amazon touts Echo voice-recog tech to world's gizmo makers

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Re: no children allowed ...

reference the comment by LionelHutz directly above:

This is in line with American federal law

Boss swore by 'For Dummies' book about an OS his org didn't run

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Re: But the real issue is

"Out of interest what would american chocolate be classified as?"
Recycled chocolate? It does taste as if it had been brought back up.

First stage of turning chocolate into American "chocolate"-->

HMRC beer duty bungle leaves breweries struggling to pay online

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Re: HMRC

These kind of imperial decrees, without the software being stout enough to head-off complaints... that's just duff government there, a sign of the ale-ments of the times. At yeast they didn't screw up the VAT; but you know HMRC won't bock down on the dew date.

TCP/IP headers leak info about what you're watching on Netflix

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Coffee/keyboard

I should not read El Reg while eating Lunch

Well done you two!

Mark Shuttleworth says some free software folk are 'deeply anti-social' and 'love to hate'

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Re: Normally abnormal.

NfN?

Google fumes after US Dept of Labor accuses ad giant of lowballing pay for women

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Re: I propose two things to women:

Evidence, not so much. The pay gap (or lack there of) is a statistical emergent that appears and disappears, like Brigadoon, depending on who is massaging compiling the numbers.

However, the fact that the pay gap has been "25 cents on the dollar" for alt least the past 30 years leads me to conclude that it's crap. No social or economic indicator has been that stable for that long. If it were 17% one year, 30% a few years later, dropping to 10% after that, I would be less skeptical, but 25%, solid, for 30+ years makes me inclined to doubt the veracity of the figures.

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Big Brother

Re: But you can avoid the courts altogether

If you just pay all your workers fairly -- equal pay for work of equal value -- then you will never fear being dragged into court, or embarrassed, or anything. You just show your jobs and pay grades and that's that.
Did you realize, as you were writing it, that it translated directly into "If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear"?

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Re: Slightly more complicated

DoL could be pulled into line by the Cheeto in Chief, but you forget that Google was very friendly with the previous administration. They will get no favors from The Orange One.

FCC kills plan to allow phone calls on planes – good idea or terrible?

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Re: +1

I agree, phone calls on planes are a bad idea. I have a lot of issues with FCC but I think they (or 'he', given the statement wording) got it right. Either that or make it $100/minute.

Email and text are fine, they're nice and quiet and don't disturb others.

It seems that you didn't realize that the FCC controls the use of radio frequencies - and that Voice and data (email and text) use the same radio. FCC Pai says "No" to all.

Your argument is that planes are cramped, noisy and uncomfortable, and the FCC should keep cellphones banned for the good of the many, and if you want data you should pay for the Airlines' as-crap-as-it-is-expensive data. The equal and opposite argument is that the airlines should sell noise cancelling headphones, and if you want peace and quiet you should buy it from them.

It almost makes me want to pay for the airline's WiFi, and use WiFi Calling - Just to annoy short-sighted people.

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Re: +1

But, but, but... I thought the Republicans were all about removing onerous regulation that inhibited freedoms?!

Oh! Sorry, I mis-remembered. Its regulations that inhibit businesses that they have a hate-on for. Since the use of mobile/cellular frequencies (which includes the data needed for e-mail/messaging) would compete with the airlines $£¥ WiFi.

We know what you're thinking: Where the hell is all the antimatter?

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Re: Not to Antigonish anyone....

The mouse dissolved

In a chronodimensional skip.

With a bit of a mind-flip

You're into the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same.

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Not to Antigonish anyone....

As I was going up the stair

I met a particle who wasn't there!

It wasn't there again today,

Oh how I wish it'd go away!

FCC Commish: Hey, don't look at me – Congress should sort out net neutrality mess

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Re: "Google dominates desktop search"

I loved that bit! "Verizon only holds 35% of their market" - Where market is defined as internet access over the whole country. If the market were defined as "broadband(wired) internet in the locations in which Verizon offer services" we would see a much higher number.

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Re: Ultimate Responsibility (@BillG)

I'm not one of your downvoters, but I think you missed a large chunk of your civics class back in school. The FCC, FTC, EPA, etc. were created by congress to enforce (execute) the law(s) that created the agency. The law as it was written may have been vague (EG "ensure clean air and water" - with out defining "clean") and the respective agencies may have taken the bit in their teeth and run past what was expected of them; but a standard part of the laws to create a new agency is to designate them as a rule making body. That is to say, they cannot pass laws, but they can make rules to aid/improve enforce of a law. (This is Congress giving them approval, by the way)

Let's go with an EPA-type example. They were created with the purpose to ensure clean air and water; and given some laws to enforce - No dumping chemical waste into rivers - That's a law. The EPA creates a "ruling" that says you must document where your chem. waste goes. That rule is for the enforcement of the law.

Adblock Plus owners commandeer Pirate Bay man's tip jar Flattr

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Re: micro payments

I don't see you holding your hand up to pay an elreg subscription.
I have. But I couldn't find out where to send the dosh, since they've closed Cash'n'Carrion.

ICO fines 11 big charities over dirty data donor-squeezing deeds

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Re: Stop donating, it makes no sense.

My philosophy is that if I have ever heard of a charity (other than being involved with their cause and hearing about them from the community) then I will not donate to them; as that means they have been promoting and advertising, and have crossed the line from charity to tax-free self promoters.

It happens (eventually) to almost all of 'em. They stop raising money to do good, and switch to doing good to raise money.

US border cops must get warrants to search citizens' gadgets – draft bipartisan law emerges

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Re: laparoscopy of the body cavities

Added Benefit: they may help the congress critters/politicians finally figure out where their heads are, as previously they could not find it with both hands and the proverbial flashlight.

Mac Pro update: Apple promises another pricey thing it will no doubt abandon after a year

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Lian Li cases?

Oooh. I just looked at their Computer Desks section. I do believe I am in lust.

Governments could introduce 'made by humans' tags - legal report

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Trollface

That's not a job - It's a hobby.

Google's video recognition AI is trivially trollable

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Re: It's a beta!

Except that this is Google. "Beta" is their word for "Release".