598 posts • joined 24 Jun 2009
Re: Computers don't need to go to the toilet?
Much like a toddler, a computer doesn't go to the toilet - it just shits itself where it is.
Re: Great attempt at explaining the unexplainable
More than Once.
Re: Never ran into paracetamol.
"You have a bad chair, you might as well lie on the floor and have your kids use your back as a judo practice target. Nothing better than getting a chair configured to fit correctly."
Odd, when my back acts up, that is how I get relief, having the (small) children jump on it and use it as a judo(-ish) practice target.
Re: An Old Favorite
Re: Curious about the dogs
As I recall, Drugs dogs do well opposed to bomb dogs because the dogs are actually addicted to the drug(s) they are sniffing for. This is why they have a short working life.
I'm guessing the cancer detection came up as part of Canis Lupis to help them ID the sick prey, and also avoid the possibly dangerous bits.
The bomb-sniffing just doesn't have the evolutionary edge that cancer has, or the motivation of needing their next fix that drug-sniffing has. All it has going for it is the "nose thing".
"Sickening and Obscene" button in Instagram
I thought all of the images on Instagram were "Sickening and Obscene", no button needed - Just a decent eye for photographic quality and a sensitive stomach. I find Instagram in general to be a perversion of photography.
Re: and this is why...
"Latin's a dead language
Dead as dead can be.
First it killed the Romans
And now it's killing me."
Well, That's AUS off the list
Is there ANY decent technological country where English is a primary/common language that isn't going down the shitter; preferably with a coffee-drinking culture? I'm looking for where to go in 5-10 years. Switzerland looks promising, but the cost of living seems a tad high.
Re: for some definition of paedophile...(@Ivan 4)
Really? I was thinking it was Claire Perry.
Having once dealt with Comcast
I can believe this. They were loathe to let me cancel my 'service' two weeks after signing up, apparently "It doesn't work, never has, and your engineers never showed up to fix it" wasn't quite a good enough reason to cancel.
Then they tried to bill me $500 for the Engineer Callout.
It is tempting to use a proper SQL language
...When do you think Oracle will implement one?
Clean, simple troll
The material is trite, but highly emotive
I give this troll 8/10 : Minus one for spelling, punctuation and grammar (too correct), and minus one for lack of swearing.
Re: Plastic cases
I remember a trend about five to ten years back, where a lot of personal computing goods were being made with bamboo casings. I rather liked that trend, but I guess the bamboo didn't hold up to the constant handling, or the economy of forming metal/plastic is much better than the economy of forming wood/bamboo.
Stating the Obvious
"If someone has physical access, it's pretty much game over,"
-Maxim of Computer Security since Time Immemorial (the 1960's)
But that is only one star, and space contains many. Surely it is SP****CE, or as we don't know how many: SP(*+)CE.
The colonies ! = whole planet.
LIES! As the most important country in the world, and the only one that counts we ARE the only country on the Planet! </sarc>
Altho being on the inside it does feel like the US considers itself the only country on the planet, and all other Sovereign States are merely extensions of the US.
I can see the good things about this, mainly being that it will be easier to get a child's temp from a pacifier. I usually used ear-canal thermometers on the sprogs, as they can (sometimes) get the temp before the wee spawn wriggle lose. I can also see it being useful for an illness to track the temp, to know when the antipyretic has kicked in.
I can also see overly nervous parents using this obsessively and neurotically to constantly monitor for "early signs of illness" and driving themselves insane with worry over every quarter-degree variation. (factoid: A fever of up to 39.5C/103F will not do lasting damage, and is only doing its job. Above that is when it's time to worry).
The "find me" feature is a beautiful idea.
Re: Well Kirstin...
I wouldn't think that it qualifies as HIPAA data being just a time/temperature, as it will measure the temp of your tea (see comments above) as well as the baby.
If it were programmable to the point where it had the child's name, or any personal Identifier, it may cross into HIPAA territory.
A nomination for Quote of The Week
"[D]iverting money is normal Government business." - One of the only clear and true things to come out of a politician.
Yes, I know, taken out of context and all; but still a beautiful soundbite.
Re: Sahara etc
I'm pretty sure the karst landscape of the Burren is an artifact of glaciation. It would be ...difficult... to justify calling the last (much less any previous) ice age man-made.
"Your just a number in the system."
...Until you're not.
Re: Yet more unconstitutional remedies to unconstitutional treatment
The Federal Gov't is a state (as in "a nation or territory considered as an organized political community under one government."). So that amendment should still apply.
Re: Farcical and so /very/ dated!
Why the joke alert icon?
"Thirdly they were not rapped on the knuckles, sanctioned or fined for driving business to their other entities, an investigation took place but Google agreed to make changes during that investigation to ensure there would be no implication of illegal activities."
I think having to reform your business to not be illegal, or risk being found to be illegal, counts as a rap on the knuckles.
The key here is that a "Dominant position" counts as a monopoly position. MS was considered a monopoly with Windows. Apple existed, as did Linux, but Windows was the dominant player. When they used that dominant position to drive their browser business, they got into trouble.
Google was a dominant, but not sole, player in search, and still faced anti-trust issues.
I hope that it won't become an anti-trust issue, but with Google, any new web product/service could become an anti-trust issue, because they do have a dominant position in search, and most people find a web product or service via Google.
Well, it could be a monopoly issue if they use their "dominant position in search to drive business to their (Domain Registration|Travel|Shopping|Mapping) site, discriminating against competitors". As they have been rapped on the knuckles for 3 of the preceding, the OP raises a valid point.
Would it take much effort to track altitude? I doubt you'll find many joggers' cell phones at 3+ meters above ground, and not too many drones below.
I really want a 36 core chip.
But then I would want a dual- or quad-capable Motherboard. (Octo-capable would be, perhaps, a bit much to ask.)
Re: Why wait until mid November?
Because elections are held November 11th. So the "promise" to share the text mid-Nov (a week after the elections) can be interpreted as either:
a) "We know that this will piss people off, but don't want to lose the votes; but we think the secrecy concerns could also lose votes. So we are removing the stigma of secrecy, without revealing the piss-people-off parts until after they've voted."
b) "We'll show it after the elections, when the proles will be tired of electioneering and fed up with politics and no-one will care, or listen to the few that do."
c) "We'll 'promise' to show the documentation after the elections, so we won't lose votes when we don't."
Re: Made with Code*
A website that showcases *stuff* made with code.. The Pirate Bay?
I thought everyone liked my fedora....
Re: sorry but....
Why on earth would you fancy "a change of bean" from a good Brazilian (the Brazilian Yellow Bourbon is an amazing bean) to Starbucks? If you want a change of pace, just detour a trip through Costa Rica and grab some of their coffee, or for a completely different bean, try some Balinese.
...Or just get what ever beans, douse 'em in Napthaline and light it. Still better (and cheaper) than Starbucks.
Re: Gmail is out
The OP was asking for tips about search that is as good as Google, which discounts Bing, and is not Google, which discounts Yahoo!.
DuckDuckGo, is a good suggestions, and I have heard good things about Ixquick, but they may count as Google, as they are a meta-search.
instead of "Clingy Girlfriend"
He could have just used "My Ex" and left it at that.
Re: Brilliant move
These "fluid moves" occur only in fiction novels
..Or after a cheap curry.
..Yeah, that could do it.
"Note for Americans and other aliens: Milton Keynes is a new city
approximately halfway between London and Birmingham. It was built to be
modern, efficient, healthy, and, all in all, a pleasant place to live.
Many Britons find this amusing."
Re: Two words Zuk;
How about two words and a letter?
Arkell v Pressdram
The SneakerNet of Things?
Re: Software house employees here, clearly...
..Or people who abhor redundancy and senseless name calling.
Your posts also conjure memories (trigger flashbacks) to Eadon's rants with their cries of "Sheeple!" and hollow, repetitive abuse.
In short: 3/10, Must troll harder.
Re: Beats headphones?
I had a similar experience with Koss KSC75s. Imagine my shock when looking for a "good" set of cans when I found them on head-fi.org, and they were comparable to 'phones that cost > $300 more.
Re: I am sticking with Sennheiser and Walkman
For a walkman or other portable, without a headphone amp, I'll stick with my Koss KSC75s.
Although, I wouldn't say no if someone offered me a set of Sennheisers or Grados, I'd just get (or build) a small amp for 'em.
Re: "....who wants a liver"
I'll bring the fava beans.
Also in electronics, you can tell weather (sorry) it is a positive, or negative feedback loop. In climate, it's a bit tricky.
What I find offensive
Is that there was a last minute (post-release even) requirements change, and it did not go through proper change control or validation.
If I get a sudden change of requirement after (or even shortly before) a Release to Production, my answer will be the same :"No." I don't care if it's a color change on a widget, or changing all of the calculations to base-9. The implementation is a small part. Testing, analysis and all the other gubbins of writing a decent project would have to be re-accomplished.
I will NOT allow bugs to be shipped in my code because someone decided last-minute to throw a fit.
If I'm feeling nice, and the request was made politely, I may agree to try to work it into an update, or if it's a fundamental change, in the next release; which is what Nintendo have said.
Re: Zip Disks!
Oh, the memories of the 2940. That was a solid card, and not scuzzy at all. I had mine hooked to a 44MB Bernoulli drive and a 4GB full-height SCSI hard-drive that had its own heat sink. I remember that after about a month the heat sink had blued from the head of the drive, I probably should have added a fan...
Re: "Side A plays from the inside out"
Thank you. I've been wanting to transcribe my vinyl for a time, but Audacity was not being nice to me. That little nugget will help immensely.
Very good catch.
So police investigations, with warrants are somewhat limited for privacy's sake, and that's a good thing. It should be difficult to probe somebody's phone and get all of their info. But warrant-less, NSA-style hoovering of info, which is the really scary stuff, that is as yet un-addressed.
It's a start, I guess.
Oww! those buzzwords hurt. Although, I think I may have a use for "Organic user-facing info-mediaries" in the near future.. mainly next time I have to deal with a Hell Desk.
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