* Posts by SteveK

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Apple files patent for 'polished meteorite' keyboard

SteveK

I'm sure the old joystick I had back in Spectrum days seemed very similar to this - it had metal domes on strips of copper that were pressed from above by plastic arms attached to the joystick itself. I found that out when I pulled it apart after the metal domes started to split through wear and tear..

Proview fears fanbois will derail iPad export ban bid

SteveK

No, as far as I can see it was a brand of CRT monitors trademarked in 2001.

SteveK

"The customs have told us that it will be difficult to implement a ban because many Chinese consumers love Apple products."

...yet if they ban exports, they'll be far more of them available for the Chinese consumers...?

New driver-snooping satnav could push down UK insurance premiums

SteveK

Not cheap.

Given that it seems from the FAQ that they add £300 to the premium to cover the cost of the Tomtom, it's certainly not going to be cheap.

SpaceX successfully tests SuperDraco rescue rockets

SteveK

I parsed that as "simply hiring more lawyers". I guess the principle is the same, at least as far as lawsuits are concerned.

Steve.

Archos 35 Smart Home Phone

SteveK

The article did say:

"The handset connected immediately to the supplied base station as well as to my own cheap-as-chips Tesco branded unit."

Ok, not specifically tested with a Panasonic or BT base station, but presumably if it worked with another 3rd party cheap DECT base station that shows its not locked to only working with the provided one and it should work with a BT one (or if it doesn't perhaps it's the fault of the base station?)

Why O2 shared your mobile number with the world

SteveK

"...as few websites collect unknown HTTP headers like the one in which mobile numbers were embedded..."

Although I'm sure if left unfixed, the various websites that host the world's banner ads would very quickly modify their logging to record the contents of this header if provided, and store phone numbers alongside whatever behavioural stats are being recorded and what ads have been served/clicked.

Use iBooks Author, only Apple can ever publish the result

SteveK

Surely this only applies to the end result and packaging? If I've already written/prepared my textbook and have then imported it into the Apple software and made it all nice and glossy, fine - that particular end result can only be sold via Apple's store, but there's nothing to stop me also turning the text into another format of ebook?

Steve.

Wikipedia to shut down Wednesday in SOPA protest

SteveK
Alert

"How the hell are any of Thursday's newspapers going to get content if professional, qualified, experienced Journalists can't paste copy from Wikipedia?!"

Back to the answerphones again then I guess...

Pirate Bay dropping torrents after magnetic attraction

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Pirate

Oops. The lyrics to the pirate song appear to be copyright (Disney, 1967). I hope you obtained permission from the rights holder before copying them and sharing them on the Internet?

Lovefilm knocks a pound off streaming sub

SteveK

Doesn't seem to be any sign of a streaming-only option on the Lovefilm website that still wants £5.99/month for 2 hours streaming + 2 disks per month. Or maybe this only shows up if you try and sign up via the app?

Grand Theft Auto 3 fires towards fondleslabs

SteveK

Yes, I was wondering about £3.23. Especially as it also offered me German and Japanese versions at £3.21, although those have just gone up to £3.22 as I watched.

The other oddity is that it shows as being a mere 18Mb in size, while the IOS version (which is £2.99) is 462Mb. I can't imagine that developing for IOS brings in that much bloat, so what is missing from the Android version? Is the Android version really that small, or is that an error? Does the Android version have the soundtrack? (I don't know if the IOS version does either?) Does it download game data separately from the main program so as not to need to re-download the whole thing every time?

Steve.

Hero dev writes the CODE that COULD SAVE THE WORLD

SteveK

"(Of course, if I'm wrong, and simply writing a piece of software can alter the trajectories of asteroids just imagine what else we could achieve!!!! :) )"

Perhaps they're quantum, and the act of observing them changes their state?

Enormous orbiting solar raygun power plants touted

SteveK

The trouble is that the big, empty chunks of desert are nowhere near where people want the power. Americans probably don't want to be dependant on the people who sell them oil for electricity either, and it is harder to ship.

That said, I came up with the idea a couple of years ago of building big solar arrays in the desert, then converting oil tankers into huge batteries that you charge up at the solar array, and then take and dock in some far off country and plug into the grid... sure there are all sorts of issues surrounding this giant battery idea, most of which involve release of nasty chemicals and so on if one sank...

Another idea - put a huge array on the moon and beam it back to Earth in a beam wide enough that encompasses most of the planet, at low enough power that won't cause any harm, and pay for it by selling us all some sort of induction charging devices that suck 'free' power out of the air. Obviously only produces power when the moon is up in your region, and is subject to moon phase (best to have two arrays, at left and right sides of the moon so would only produce nothing close to new moon), but it would complement existing generation systems.

I never said these were good ideas...

Steve.

Go back to the future with Red Dwarf

SteveK

"Dave?! PAY to watch ads?!"

Sorry? Dave is on free-to-air so why are you talking about paying to watch it? Sure it has adverts but with a DVR you can just skip over them. Oh, it's not on FreeSat if that's what you have, but it is on Freeview.

Steve.

'Puzzling structures on surface' of YU55 spaceball

SteveK

I wasn't aware the Welsh were fluent with the Water Beings. Explains the weather though.

Compact Disc death foretold for 2012

SteveK

You forgot one step:

Stop every 20 minutes or so to retune FM transmitter to a frequency that isn't being used now you've driven over a hill and now have fuzzy echoes of a distant station intermittently blocking out your signal.

Tried using one of these in Italy once, couldn't find a single free channel that worked for more than 5 minutes, and this transmitter worked across the whole range from 88 to 108MHz in 0.1MHz (or maybe 0.05?) increments, not one of the common ones that just have 4 presets.

Steve.

Kindle users can 'borrow' an extra book - forever

SteveK

Theoretically Overdrive can work with Kindles too according to their website, except again it's restricted to US schools/libraries only...

SteveK

Not in the UK

While you link to the UK site's Amazon Prime page and give the cost in £, it looks as though this lending thing is US-only at the moment. There's certainly no mention of it on the UK Amazon site.

Judge OKs warrantless tracking of suspect's cellphone

SteveK

So if the suspect's phone suggest he may have been nearby, that'll be added to the evidence against him. But if he (and his lawyers) are unaware that this search has been made, will they still get this evidence in their favour if it turns out that his phone was somewhere else entirely? Or will that just get swept under the carpet as though it had never been checked?

Would you trust a dot-bank site more than a dot-com?

SteveK

"Would an exclusive internet address for banks help prevent phishing and identity theft?"

Probably not significantly in my opinion. Existing phishing scams try to conceal that they're not going to the real address, and users don't seem to look at the address in the address bar, just blindly click the underlined words in the email. It also wouldn't stop keyloggers, or malware infecting the browser from changing the page to add extra fields and send the login page somewhere else. If SSL and certificates and other technical measures don't stop that at the moment, I can't see that changing .com to .bank in the addressbar will solve the problem.

Steve.

Chaos feared after Unix time-zone database is nuked

SteveK

As I doubt a bunch of constellation-botherers came up with timezones, surely there is prior art? OK, perhaps a chunk of information was copied from their book which was a bit naughty, but that can just be re-created from other sources - probably the same places they got their information from in the first place?

Steve.

Samsung's Galaxy Tab bicycle could be dangerous

SteveK

Perhaps if it charged it while you pedalled, that would at least serve a purpose?

Steve.

US military satellite to get attack-warning equipment

SteveK

I think it's the real reason there's been no recent manned missions anywhere - would take too long to find a gap between the satellites and spacejunk to actually get outside the geostationary orbit zone without undue risk of collisions. A bit like trying to fight for the last parking space on a Saturday evening.

Malware burrows deep into computer BIOS to escape AV

SteveK

"The right approach would be to boot off a DVD-ROM, download up-to-date virus signatures from the vendor and then scan the disks"

I have a fair rate of students bringing their infected machines in (policy says they must have AV but without admin access to their personal PCs can't enforce...), so my solution to this was to create a Windows PE boot image which can be booted via TFTP (or written to CD) and connects to a read-only network share that has SAV32CLI, updated overnight with the virus definitions that our enterprise console has downloaded. Just network-boot the machine and run a disinfect or remove scan with no worries about what is being run. or what the virus is preventing from being accessed.

Steve.

BBC crowdsourced mobile map: A bit quirky, but useful

SteveK
Megaphone

bemused

I was a bit baffled why the BBC seemed to be claiming it as the first ever vendor neutral map using apps on phones to report status in their initial article about it, yet in the same article contain a link to http://opensignalmaps.com/ which appears to do exactly the same thing, has been around for about 9 months and seems to have better usability, as well as being global. The only difference I can see is that the BBC one distinguishes between no signal and no data.

Why did they spend effort re-inventing the wheel in a 1 month survey rather than just raise awareness of the existing one and have a big push to get people using it?

Either way, both confirm that the measured coverage where I am shows a marked difference to what Vodafone claim on their website. And no, buying a flipping SureSignal box won't help me get a data signal when I'm away from home or office when I have wifi anyway so stop suggesting it every time I complain.

Steve.

LG to demo mouse with diddy doc scanner

SteveK

A title

"There's no word on the LSM-100's pricing or availability - LG will be saying more at the IFA consumer electronics show next week."

"No word"? They've been available at some UK retailers for some time. I saw them online (and in stock) at Dabs/BT Business a few weeks ago, and they're also readily available on Amazon, ballpark of £90.

The demo videos/reviews from their launch (CES I think?) look quite effective, particularly with large or odd shaped objects bit have still not been convinced enough of a need to get one...

Steve.

E-petitions site: Death wish FAIL

SteveK

Human rights

Oh, there are petitions also calling for us to scrap all human rights agreements too...

Steve.

SteveK

Does not compute

The 8821 and the 4941 for these two petitions alone add up to 13,762, which is already more than the 13,676 total signatures that you say have been received for all petitions. So does the site allow the same person to sign the same petition twice or does something just not add up?

Diary of a not-spot: Vulture hack vows, I will never pay BT again!

SteveK

cheap as chips

Have a look at the earlier articles - it's not the cost saving, it's the fact that BT can't give him broadband at all, he is too far from the exchange. His earlier articles talk about satellite broadband, running cat5 cables through fields - all in search of a data connection capable of working beyond when an engineer is holding the cable just right...

Three prunes prices of smartphone contracts

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reply

"Three's website fails to offer the Sensation or S2 for £30pcm"

No it doesn't. It defaults to the 'One Plan' at £35/month but switch to the text plan and it's there at £30. (I'd thought that at first too).

Agree with the 24 months thing though.

Steve.

Solitary critical Windows update to star in modest Patch Tuesday

SteveK

oh, 'solitary'

I was thinking someone had found a critical vulnerability in Solitaire. That would have constituted a major risk in one of our offices...

Stand by for more big, windfarm-driven 'leccy price rises

SteveK

No hollowing required.

Don't even need to hollow a mountain, lakes top and bottom work as well - look up 'Electric mountain' on wikipedia - a pumped storage hydroelectric station in North Wales (although they apparently did still dig out 12 million tonnes of rock to make all of the tunnels).

Everest climber finds 3G signal, sends Tweet

SteveK

Up and down

I had a pretty solid phone signal 60-odd metres down a salt mine in Poland the other week, had data disabled due to extortionate roaming charges so couldn't tell whether I had 3G or not, but it was a darn sight better than I get in Oxford.

Sony unsure if PlayStation Network user data was stolen

SteveK

Title

Putting aside all of the rights/wrongs of who hacked what and who removed which functionality, this announcement smells a bit of Sony trying to get the media (and courts?) on their side by suggesting that innocent users' credit card details were stolen. The choice of wording - seeing whether the data was 'exposed'. Not accessed or downloaded, just exposed to the possibility of being downloaded. (If it was 'exposed', in plaintext form, then surely that's Sony's fault?).

It may be hard to prove or disprove whether that data was accessed, assuming the hackers also manipulated logs, but if they can show there's a chance that it might have been accessed and therefore it was clearly a criminal attack to steal money and identities then the courts will be more likely to allow them to demand information from ISPs, and the media will portray Sony as the victim, and the attackers as mere thieves rather than blaming Sony for not fixing it yet.

That's not to say that the attack wasn't carried out to steal credit card information (fortunately I've never registered a credit card with Sony), I really don't know, just my take on Sony's tactics here...

Apple cures iPad buyer's remorse

SteveK

$=£ (and some letters and or/digits)

What is unusual but nice to see is that they are using the 1:1 $ to £ rate for the refund too. I was really expecting currency rates to kick in and in the UK the refund/price reduction to only be worth about £60.

Vodafone's network knackered by thieves

SteveK
WTF?

Good signal

The really weird thing is that while all around me, my fellow Vodafoners have been complaining about no service, I've been getting much better signal all day. I'm on Vodafone and here in Oxford, get virtually no signal in my basement office and rarely get any 3G when outdoors in the heart of the city. Today though, I've been getting 2-3 bars in the office and a 3G signal when out in town at lunchtime. Haven't tried making any calls to be fair, but have definitely been receiving data.

Binatone HomeSurf 7 Android tablet

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Shame about the name

Probably just me, but every time I saw the name, I read it as HomeSmurf.. And now can't get that image out of my head.

First reports on XM-25 Judge Dredd smartgun in A'Stan

SteveK

exchange 'rain' and 'shrapnel'...

"Why, 'round the Cape, the rain beats down so hard it makes your head bleed! "

"So, some sort of hat is probably in order "

Open source to bust up Cisco Borg collective?

SteveK

@DanW

"If you have a physical box running 10 VMs, all of which are talking to one another - how does Cisco manage to monitor that traffic?"

"If this *is* the case then Cisco either has to a) Create their own VM that works with their existing tools and risk cannibalising some other sales"

They're ahead of you here - may I introduce you to the Cisco Nexus 1000v - the V being 'Virtual'..

It appears to run as a virtual machine onVMware and maybe others, replacing the standard switch with one capable of being managed in the same way using the same interface as all other Cisco switches, but able to muck about with networking between VMs where the default virtual switch doesn't. Oh, and it shouldn't cannibalise their other sales too much as it appears to cost almost as much as a real physical switch...

Aussie advertisers call for more bloat in web ads

SteveK

@Daniel 1

"Make the advert mostly black, stick it in the background of the site and suppress the mouse pointer from changing, as it hovers over the ad."

Ah, it's not just me who frequently falls foul of that when I click focus back into my browser, careful to always click into the blank space outside the content area...

Steve.

NASA rovers to lose comms this week as Mars moves behind Sun

SteveK

Mishaps

"There has to be some chance, barring mishaps or mechanical breakdown, that the veteran Opportunity may yet be going at that point"

Such as accidentally getting in the path of a lumbering Curiosity...

Who are the biggest electric car liars - the BBC, or Tesla Motors?

SteveK
Joke

scalextric

Surely the solution is to fit the roads with a pair of metal strips and just feed power to them that way. Then in the event of an accident you could just cut the power to the road and everyone stops... No worries about fitting sockets, or even making potentially hazardous batteries that the cars have to waste power lugging around!

Third party developers blamed for Windows security woes

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A title

"Whilst a certain amount of education would help in that respect, it's amazing that there still isn't a centralised place or mechanism for updating Windows."

Ah, but as luck would have it, Secunia just happen to sell tools for patch management. What a coincidence.

Virgin demands ISPs end broadband speed 'con'

SteveK

No cable?

If they want to use the average, are they happy for that average to be pulled down by all the 0 scores for people living in areas that Virgin can't be bothered to wire up?

Steve.

3 starts killing off 2G coverage

SteveK

"outside of large towns and cities"

I'm with Vodafone and only occasionally get a very weak 3G signal in this city, even when outside. Most of the time just a pathetic 2G signal of medium strength. So Vodafone have a huge way to go as they can't even provide 3G *in* cities, let alone outside them.

eBay opens Instant Sale for lazy gadget sellers

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A title

As far as I can see, it's not random unidentified bidders who are buying your item, but one of several businesses that ebay have teamed up with. Whether they are more or less honest than random members of the public is a question I'll leave hanging.

Vodafone moves 360 goalposts

SteveK

Apparently not

As, in Vodafone's world, increasing (potentially five-fold) the data roaming rates didn't constitute a change to your agreement and that they would not allow you to leave your contract early because of the change, I can't see that they'd allow you to go without buying your way out for this either.

From memory, their claim was that, while your UK tariff was agreed and specified, the roaming rates weren't and that the contract only covered the UK, the ability to pay vast sums of money to use data while abroad was purely a bonus that you didn't have any right to, and therefore they could change at will without it altering your contract.

Moms stand firm against antenna madness

SteveK

Going round in circles

Couldn't other people in the town use the same argument and say that the lack of a mobile signal is having a detrimental effect on the property values?

I'm sure it would be easy to find a number of cases where a sale falls through when you point out that the prospective purchaser won't be able to receive calls.

On the subject of phone masts 'provably' causing a variety of symptoms, wasn't there a case in the last year or so that got thrown out because, while the residents had a raft of documented evidence of how they'd suffered various illnesses and ill effects since a transmitter went up, the company operating it was able to counter with evidence that it wasn't turned on and therefore could not be responsible?

Ah, this is the one: http://mybroadband.co.za/news/Wireless/11099.html (thought I'd seen it on here, but can't find anything from searching...)

Steve.

No one needs Blu-ray, says Microsoft exec

SteveK

Metered broadband?

I think all the while the average home user is fleeced by ISPs telling them that a quota of 5gb or less per month is normal usage, downloading or streaming content will not be taken up by the masses.

To be honest, I have unmetered broadband and I still only stream the odd content from iPlayer, I still buy films on DVD and the occasional bluray. At least then I can watch it repeatedly without paying over and over, can buy it cheap in the sales and lend/give it to others when I'm done with it.

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