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Vulture takes BlackBerry's Passport through customs

SteveK

Re: Keyboard won't be a gamechanger for BB

"Everyone (except iOS) has Swype now"

Ah, no. Being able to install 3rd party keyboards was one of the revolutionary new features in IOS8, so now even IOS can have it...

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Atlas snubbed! Ad blocker says it can kill Facebook's stalker tech

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Re: You don't have to click......

True, but I assume this system tracks you just because the page has 'like' buttons on it, regardless whether or not you clicked them - the fact that you visited a page about X will be logged.

On the other hand, clicking all the random ads that appear is useful. For a start, it messes up and devalues any possible data that has been logged about you; secondly if the target of the ad starts having to pay out for lots of clicks that result in zero sales then they may be less inclined to pay, which again devalues the advertising.

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Apple blacklists tech journo following explicit BENDY iPhone vid

SteveK

Re: Streisand effect

Actually, it wasn't 6 iPhones, it was all of the iPhone 6, they just wheeled out Yoda to make the announcement.

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SMASH the Bash bug! Apple and Red Hat scramble for patch batches

SteveK

Re: Because the flaws were very different

Also releasing it Friday night made a lot of sysadmin happy, that night and the following Saturday, believe me.

It's not Friday night everywhere at once...

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That glass of water you just drank? It was OLDER than the SUN

SteveK

Re: planet-forming disk?

Only the inner ones. Low density diskettes for the outer gas planets.

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And yet bottles of the stuff still have a 'best before' date...

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Business is back, baby! Hasta la VISTA, Win 8... Oh, yeah, Windows 9

SteveK

Autocorrect?

Do I detect a whiff of autocorrect/autocomplete/rushed deadline?

"...Windows 8 operation system..."

"...Wind 32 apps on the desktops..."

"...in their move from Widows XP."

Or are these deliberate and I'm just behind the times on Microsoft-bashing?

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Netflix bullish after six-country European INVASION

SteveK

The main problem is not with Netflix themseves, but primarily that the TV studios don't want to (or aren't allowed to?) license out content to 3rd parties - the rights owners want a chance to sell DVD box sets and their own high priced subscription service first. Then when rights do come up, they're bought by the highest bidder in that country for first showing. This is likely to be especially problematic in a country that hasn't until now had Netflix, as the rights will have already been bought by pre-existing networks.

When I first looked at Netflix and Lovefilm, I was disappointed that nothing I searched for seemed to be there, but then I changed perspective and looked at what it did have, and what it suggested and discovered some good series that I'd either missed the first time, or had never heard of at all.

Series (particularly small quirky ones) do seem to be prone to getting cancelled after a season or two, usually without wrapping up the story so I prefer to not invest time in watching something that will get pulled just as I'm getting into it.

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India vs America: Earthling invaders in race to MARS

SteveK

I'm sorry, I think India should be spending it's cash on bringing the basic necessities to it's provincial population before it piles billions into space.

I think you'll find $74 million closer to the mark than 'billions'.

And if they can show they can do it for a pittance compared to what other nations are spending then they'll probably be able to sell their services.

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Man buys iPHONE 6 and DROPS IT to SMASH on PURPOSE

SteveK

Re: Oh for an old-school Nokia

You know, you dropped it on the floor and the floor broke.

My mum did that with a sponge cake once.

Actually true, early '80s, had just bought a new-fangled microwave and followed a recipe in the book it came with to supposedly make a microwaved sponge cake. Result was rather solid and unrisen, we took it outside and dropped it on the concrete patio and it cracked the concrete... (My dad was not amused, the patio had only been done 6 months or so before...)

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'Windows 9' LEAK: Microsoft's playing catchup with Linux

SteveK

Re: New start menu

"And metro apps which live as windows on the desktop."

Isn't this just resurrecting the ancient Active Desktop that MS bundled in the days of IE4? I remember having to go round turning that off as one of the first things on installing a new Windows 98 machine...

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Experimental hypersonic SUPERMISSILE destroyed 4 SECONDS after US launched it

SteveK

Re: Pasteurized before you see it

Yes, but by the sound of it, that was four miles away vertically. Then after it went bang, gravity stopped looking the other way.

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Apple takes blade to 13-inch MacBook Pro with Retina display

SteveK

Re: No problem at all.

Ok, the UK model has a pound printed there but just using the UK keymap will put it there even if there's no graphic.

And don't need to worry about other keys being shown in the wrong places as Apple are 'special' in not following the normal UK keyboard layout and just forcing the US layout on you anyway.

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When did this reduction happen?

Price (both academic and public) seem the same as they were a fortnight ago, as I had someone ask me about buying one. Looking at his email, he was seeing the list price on the Apple UK store as £999 then, so assuming this reduction isn't something that's just happened?

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Microsoft's Euro cloud darkens: US FEDS can dig into foreign servers

SteveK

Wasn't all the tax arguing last year or so to do with companies using loopholes and incentives to run parts of their business through Ireland and pay less tax? Surely if it is paying Irish tax in Ireland that makes it an Irish company (albeit one that is a subsidiary of a US one)?

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Stick a 4K in them: Super high-res TVs are DONE

SteveK

Re: Speaking as a CRT user...

You could just not plug it into the network?

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FRIKKIN' LASERS could REPLACE fibre-optic comms cables

SteveK

Damn it, are you telling me I have to find room for shark tanks in all my comms cabinets?

Mind you, one in the server room would be good, perhaps with loose floor tiles, just *here*

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Motorist 'thought car had caught fire' as Adele track came on stereo

SteveK

Re: Red X

"They have work zone signs, "Fines Doubled in Work Zone" signs, cones, barrels, etc....but no work."

Oh no, we have plenty of those here too. There'll be 3 miles of cones with at the end of it, a guy sat in his truck reading the paper. Usually though he's cleared off early so that he can claim triple-wages working the bank holiday.

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Orange spent weekend spamming customers with TXTs

SteveK

Re: Broken by design?

"I was phoned three years running by Orange partners after cancelling my service, to see if I wanted an upgrade. That was despite having opted out of third party communication."

To be fair, all the networks are guilty of this. With Vodafone I would get on average 3-4 calls a week starting about 2 months before the contract expired and ramping up.

With Orange, I started getting these types of calls in the first week, but that turned out to be that the number had been recycled so I was getting calls targetting the person whose number it used to be. After a week, my old number finally ported across.

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SteveK

I'm feeling left out, I didn't get a single one of these messages.

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Space geeks' resurrected NASA Sun probe ISEE-3 now on collision course with THE MOON

SteveK

Come on people, it's not rocket science. Oh, wait..

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Doctor Who season eight scripts leak online

SteveK

Re: Wait and see

"My favourite example of this was from something that ITV used to show at post-pub-o'clock. Sadly that space is now taken up by some sort of tv-roulette-scumbaggery. The show was 'Tour of Dury'."

My example along those lines was the time [BBC|ITV] were showing the lunchtime as-live repeat of the (probably Japanese) F1 that had been on at around 5am, and had the programme announcer start with "And now another chance to see X win the (probably Japanese) grand prix"

Ok, technically it was a repeat and any real enthusiasts would have got up at unsocial-o-clock to watch it live, but nonetheless, anyone who had actually tuned in to watch the as-live showing probably still wouldn't want the end spoiled.

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Google Glass faces UK cinema ban: Heaven forbid someone films you crying in a rom-com

SteveK

Re: Pas en France

"I wish they would do that here in France, every bloody time that I go there are at least a half dozen twunts tweeting, smsing during the whole damned film.."

Oh, there still are similar numbers in cinemas here too, telling them doesn't make blindest difference to that.

Worst case though was in the cinema once with a row of kids behind (pretty sure they weren't being obnoxious because they were teens, they genuinely didn't seem to notice). Mobile rings, girl answers it and starts saying 'Oh, I'm in the cinema watching <whatever>, just getting to the bit where X is going to happen'... Another of them was reading out every set of subtitles, either because they couldn't read silently or for the benefit of another one who couldn't read at all...

And they wonder why people don't like going to the cinema any more - that and the fact that a film costs pretty close to the same as buying the DVD just to see. 2 or more people, it's cheaper by a good margin to just buy the film. I know the experience isn't the same, but as 'the experience' seems to include having the constant rustling of sweet wrappers; people who have just downed the 2 litre 'child-size' Coke squeezing past to go to the toilet every 10 minutes; being dazzled by mobile screens sending texts and so on, I'm happy to skip that!

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REVEALED: Reg trails claw along Apple's 'austerity' 21.5-inch iMac

SteveK

Re: If I had £899 to spend on a computer

"has perhaps the best support in the world from any manufacturer"

sorry? Maybe for home use, but certainly for business use "bring it to your closest Apple store and we'll repair it in a few days" doesn't cut it. When PC suppliers have been offering 5 year on-site NBD for some time, and Apple can't even offer an option to pay for that, it's certainly not 'the best'.

Fortunately we have an authorised repair centre close, so I only have a 5-10 minute walk to take whatever machine has failed in (and that's about the only time that I do appreciate Apple's insistence on removing functionality to make desktop machines light and portable).

Personally I do wish they brought back the 24" iMac. 21 is just too small, and 27 too large. In the words of Goldilocks, the 24 was 'just right'.

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Dogevault praying backups work after confirming attack

SteveK

"'user funds' is perfectly correct english. It refers to the funds belong to any user, not a singular user"

Indeed it does. But as the non-Spartacusy-one pointed out, the article makes use of "user's funds", not "user funds" or "users' funds". i.e., the funds of a (singular) user.

Pedantic, I agree, but grammatically correct!

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'Bladdered' Utah couple cuffed in church lawn sex outrage

SteveK

Re: Security guards suffer this all the time

It's not misspelt; it's called an acronym.

To paraphrase Eric Morcambe, it had all the right letters but not necessarily in the right order.

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SPACE RACE auction: $130k raised for spacesuits, Apollo 11 kit

SteveK

Re: "$130k..." "...raised tens of thousands of dollars..."

The $150k and $240k were listed as being taken on *previous* auctions, not this one.

That said, adding up the rest of the items listed still comes to just short of $230k rather than $130k. Maybe the extra $100k is auction fees (did they use eBay+paypal or something??)

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Google's SWOLLEN WINDBAGS circle PLANET, dispensing INTERWEBS

SteveK

How does that work then?

Your request was received, we'll be back with the server's response in 22 days if your browser's not timed out by then.

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Scam emails tell people they have cancer to trick them into installing a money-stealing Trojan

SteveK

Re: I had this one

On the subject of ridiculous, I did have one the other day telling me I had to

"fill attached questionary before May 13259579338080851941308th, 2014"

I'm guessing that's a very long way in the future, so won't bother to open it now..

but yes, I agree with your sentiments entirely about the sort of people who prey on those likely to fall for this particular one.

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Friends don't do tech support for friends running Windows XP

SteveK

Apologies if this point has been made - I did skim through all four pages of responses of switch to Linux, switch to Mac (both might be valid arguments, but not the point I'm making) etc without seeing it...

Fair enough, I can understand 'get a new PC' because one that was sold running XP (assuming a home machine, not a business machine and therefore likely to have been provided with XP for as long as possible) is at least 5 years old (probably 7 since resellers starting shipping consumer PCs with Vista) may not be up to the job. Seems wasteful if the hardware works but I accept that the argument can be made.

However, I can't accept the argument as a reason for buying a new PC, that if you upgrade you'd need to find your application install disks and license codes, that you'd need to backup your files and restore them. Surely you'd need to do this if you went and bought a new PC anyway - it won't magically have your applications or data.

So maybe they're advocating that you go and buy new copies of Office and other applications too - and presumably just throw away your old photos, files etc rather than transfer them as clearly they're old and useless?

Or that you buy a new PC, but that you keep using your old XP one rather than upgrade it as that's the one that has your applications and files...

Or that you buy a new one, but then have to do exactly the same steps to install your applications and transfer your data that you'd have to do if you upgraded.

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Developer's rare $50,000 Twitter account @N stolen in web shakedown

SteveK

Re: How old?

From his blog post (linked in article) he says he renamed @N to @N_is_stolen, releasing @N to be taken by someone else. Assuming the whole thing is genuine.

Doesn't make a lot of sense though. Surely the main reason for wanting the account was for access to all the followers (for some nefarious purpose?) who would still be on the renamed account. Or to sell, but it'll always be questionable whether it'll be returned.

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The internet is 'a gift from God' says Pope Francis

SteveK

So will IPv6 be the second coming?

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Eagle steals crocodile-cam, records video selfie

SteveK

100km? Or 100m?

So what is the air-speed of a camera-laden sea eagle?

As the in-footage timestamp shows approximately 20s passing between takeoff and landing, if that really covered 100km then we'd be looking at a tad over 11,000mph. It's amazing their feathers don't fall off.

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Sony patents LASER-FIRING Wi-Fi SMARTWIG with sideburn buttons

SteveK

I don't think I've laughed so hard in a while.

And the bits quoted in the article are on the normal side compared to some others:

A further interesting approach could be combining artificial muscles and the wig. Artificial muscles look like hair, so it is useful for hair extensions and fake moustaches. If a user is excited, the hair dynamically changes.

The presented wearable computing device may contain sensors like a camera and an electric compass, so the user can retrieve such information and know whether the wig is in the right place or not, i.e. whether the wig is correctly mounted on the head or not.

and of course, we can't miss 'wig-to-wig communication':

Moreover, if another user wears a similar wearable computing device 10 as proposed according to this disclosure, a wig-to-wig communication is possible as this is known from other touch systems. If one user touches one of his/her vibration motors 28a-f, the other users equivalent motor may vibrate

My mind is well and truly boggled.

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Reply-all email lightning storm STRIKES TWICE at Cisco

SteveK

Re: $600,000?!

Particularly since they'd probably point to lost production as a reason to push the price up a fraction for the next week, generating 10 times that in extra profits.

Cynical? Me?

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ITU to Europe: One charger for all mobes good. One to rule them ALL? Better

SteveK

Re: USB: This side up

If It's in my computer, yes, I know generally which way is up as long as I'm concentrating. My main problem is when I have to go and use unfamiliar computers, especially fruity ones that have the USB ports sideways somewhere on the back where you can't see them, intermixed with similarly sized firewire, DisplayPort-variant-of-the-week, etc. I don't care if it's marginally uglier, put them on the side where I can actually find them without knocking over assorted photos and pots of pens trying to fumble around blindly.

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SteveK

Only the first time? I have to turn most USB devices/cables round about 3 times before it'll go in.

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Amazon to hire over 85,000 temporary elves for Christmas

SteveK

Why do they need so many?

What are all these employees actually going to do, given that Amazon don't appear to conduct any business or make any money in the UK, as evidenced by their tax bill...

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Hardbitten NYC cops: Sir, I'm gonna need you to, er, upgrade to iOS 7

SteveK

Re: Absolutely Ridiculous

"If people who are going to mug you for your expensive iPhone/iPad know that they aren't going to work after they've been stolen, that would stop quite a few muggings."

From what I've heard/read, many phones stolen during muggings are to stop the victim from phoning the police and give the muggers a few more minutes to get clear of the scene. I have no idea if that is true or just hearsay, but makes some degree of sense - in which case whether the phone is locked or not won't make a difference, stealing it stops the victim using it regardless.

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Holiday HELL: Pourquoi, monsieur, why is there no merdique Wi-Fi here?

SteveK

Re: Why not quit the freeloading?

Except that there was clearly no signal from any local networks or else the phone would have roamed onto one, albeit at an extortionate rate.

Personally, although on holiday I like to switch off from email and such like, it is really handy to be able to just check up on a phone or whatever (ideally without requiring a second mortgage) for ideas on restaurants and the like. I'm not someone who just stays by the pool and eats in the hotel for a week, or who meticulously plans ahead to have organised where to go, so it's good to be able to check up on places and so on as the mood takes me.

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AOL boss: Soz about that 'Abel, you're fired!' Patch showdown

SteveK

So.. what happened to the person who was recording Abel recording the confidential meeting in order to leak the recording?

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Open source 'Cubesat' set to soar

SteveK

"What's that in UTC?"

March.

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HP plugs password-leaking printer flaw

SteveK

The more things change, the more they stay the same...

I remember 10 years or so discovering that the admin password for HP Jetdirect cards was retrievable in plaintext via SNMP, with the default public community string...

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Graphical front ends for PowerShell? Here's a couple for you

SteveK

Oddly I was reading a year-or-two-old article the other day on this, which was indicating that command line .. err .. commands (or more correctly, use of scripts to make sure all the options and flags are correct) *are* more effective and efficient than GUIs, the reasoning being that people are human and make mistakes, forget to set options, click the wrong tick box (particularly if an update moves things around). The main synopsis was "if it can be scripted, script it. If it can't be scripted, make a check list".

I've written bulk user import scripts in Powershell and in Perl and certainly a lot simpler, quicker and less prone to errors to run that, fed from a CSV file or database, than to sit around manually creating a couple of hundred users with point-and-click.

Not that anyone is taking the GUI away, but is nice that more and more features are being exposed to the command line.

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Oh please, PLEASE bring back Xbox One's hated DRM - say Xbox loyalists

SteveK

Re: I agree wholeheartedly

"You don't see a used car going on sale for 5% less than the new model, so why is it that way with games? Especially when a lot of games these days you're losing out on the 'free' DLC."

Agree. Plus the annoyance that you often also lose the DLC if you buy it once it's 6 months old or so. Had that the other month with Assassins Creed .. err .. 57? DLC code expires on this date regardless of whether you bought new, but are we putting the price down to compensate? I think not.

Same with DVDs/BR disks with double/triple-play 'download' options. Again, this usually vanishes a few months after release but is still touted on the box as being provided.

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AT&T patents P2P content tracking system

SteveK

Idle pondering

"AT&T's patent is for crawling search engines and RSS feeds for torrent titles"

If your torrent-hosting website has T&Cs that forbid AT&T access, or crawling, or whatever other legalese is appropriate, would that make this inadmissible if it went to court, or you were accused of accessing it?

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The future of cinema and TV: It’s game over for the hi-res hype

SteveK

Re: It's not what you see that counts

"My favourite is gold plated TOS (optical) connectors."

I thought you were joking.

I *hoped* you were joking.

I now see you weren't.

I feel unclean.

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Saucy selfie app Snapchat hits $800m valuation as VCs chuck cash around

SteveK

Is this valuation before or after yesterday's discovery that IOS7 removes some functionality that their app relies on to prevent screenshots being taken of images...?

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Snowden dodges US agents in Moscow, skips out on flight

SteveK

A metal what? A full metal jacket? It is indeed a possibility.

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Cuba bound? Edward Snowden leaves Hong Kong

SteveK

Re: And now an asylum request for Ecuador

I think this is some elaborate game of Happy Families. Ecuador has Assange and Snowden and nearly has a set, while the US just has Mr Bun the Baker...

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