133 posts • joined 23 Jun 2009
If i drunk coffee, i'd need a new laptop
I'm going to be vastly disappointed when it all turns out to be exactly as they said and there's no conspiracy theories involved.
Re: Great conversion.....
Rooted phone, installed an app to enable moving all apps to SD card, installed instagram, 2 days later an update comes out that lets you install it to SD card.
Instagram = ultimate trolls. At least i have a rooted phone now though eh
32gb of SD card goodness in my phone and this POS installs straight to the phone memory, making my poor galaxy ace almost brick itself.
Megashark vs giant octopus was a cinematic masterpiece!
Surely would have been easier to do a Worst film 2011?
This doesn't happen all the time?!
Wait a minute
Did Google just call Sony "incompetent"?
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Brilliant piece of PR
"Its ok, they were poor anyway"
Daily Mail : VIRGIN MEDIA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT POOR AND NEEDY, VILE IMMIGRATION NEW LABOUR ETC
Still got issues
VM/Telia failing as usual.
Weirdly enough, Spotify still works. so thats a bonus.
I assumed you'd be posting your uninformed drivel all over this recent even.
You may be interested to know someone has mentioned the word "eurofighter", so i expect you'll have even more crap to spew about it?
Oh the irony
the irony in people on an IT website calling other users sad for playing WoW, when they're usually creaming themselves over the latest ifad or whatever.
Also cataclysm is awesome
I actually laughed
Guess all the people spending £600+ on the original are a tad underwhelmed by this? i wonder if stepehen fry will be borderline orgasmic over this one as well
The internal monolouges were epic.
"she asked to meet me at the club right away. I told her i didnt know where the club right away was, so i suggested the Club Flamingo. she agreed"
if you'll excuse my french, is fucking awesome.
well done guys :D
..cornering using all 4 wheels
ive had this email before, slightly different, they were informing me that the transfer was valid and i should go ahead with it.
ive also had one from Ban Ki Moon himself confirming it.
the orthotic machine didnt then pick you up by your foot and parade you around like a rag doll (i hope)
Only a matter of time
"and of course, these robots do not bite."
Buy em before they get banned
ebay for victory!
"Our bodies are made of bones ... We have senses. Smell, Taste, Sight and Touch. Without any of these things, we wouldn't live. "
"right lads, blind em and steal their bones, that should stop their "web two point oh"
slightly obvious result
"Hi, i own an iphone" compared to "hi, i drive an aston"
you're right, the phone should clearly win...
Let people jailbreak it, when it goes wrong - tough shit, buy a new one.
They didnt loose control at all
its just the software reporting that it did
i thought i was going mad, or just over tired.
Thanks American culture!
"is potentially harmful to the men exposed to the material"
Violence, Gore, Torture, guns = Good, wholesome american values
Breasts = HEATHEN! BURN THE HERETICS! THINK OF THE CHILDREN etc
Glad to see we have adpoted the american school of thought.
also i read somewhere (citation needed because im lazy and forgetful) that certain porn..people (creators? manafacturers? producers?) donate magazines et al to hospitals for their fertility spank banks.
Wouldnt worry about it
Its not like our police force are actually any good at anti terror training is it.
i imagine it just says "if they got a tan and a funny accent, beat them up then bill the tax payer"
laptop running Norton Internet Security 2011
Bogus prize? :D
i can use frontpage
and i expect 80k +
when do i start? :D
i know that you dolt, hence why i...oh nevermind. I ment people (read: idiots) tend to think metal is the same thing over and over.
other examples of what they deal with include evil tyrants, abusive fathers, killings/killers in the news (Andrea yates etc), japanese/greek mythos etc
Else the Budgerelephant will smite thee!
on a side note, AC/DC = not metal. AC/DC does not deal with the devil, satanic rituals or all the other stereotypical crap that people think metal deals with, AC/DC deal with getting pissed, getting laid, people/things called Jack, and getting pissed. again.
"except that they run on mobile devices rather than clunky consoles."
Common sense - 1
Daily mail esque NIMBY's - 0
also women taking liberties etc
Interstellar insurance claim
"it came out of nowhere guv"
they are going to compete with them?
"the new apple iAmplifer". Only plays indie and starbucks rock. Or it soley does high gain metal. "the iMosh. Circle pits made simple!"
Speed != accidents
Inappropriate Speed + inexperiance + loss of control = accidents
i wasnt advocating treating town centers like a race track (an urban location that wont be effected by average speed cameras unless they are literally in every square inch of the town), what i mean is 90~ mph on a empty motorway in a properly serviced car driven by someone who isnt a fucking tool shouldnt be a problem, yet its that example that will get punished.
This wont stop Billy the generic chav racing past a school in his bangin' 1.2 corsa and plowing through some pedestrians, this will simply serve as another money making scheme to rip off innocent members of the public.
daily mail esque rant over. On a side note, would James Bond style revolving numberplates render you immune to this? =D
So millions of pounds of public money will be spent, people will still die in car accidents as speed is rarely the deciding factor (hitting something usually is), more people will get pointless fines thus pushing them further into debt (some to the point of suicide, as demonstrated recently), pushing the country futher into debt and depression, all because some mary whitehouse esque sheltered NIMBY retard is looking for a scapegoat.
Brilliant job guys. What about all the accidents caused by drink, drugs, mobile phones, loss of concentration, tiredness, worn components (tyres/brakes etc), people driving the wrong way up motorway sliproads, poor road conditions (potholes (thanks local council!), no lights on fast roads etc), poorly thought out roadworks, getting run over by police cars (look it up), etc etc etc.
i wonder what the accident rate is like on the german autobahns?
The aircraft can gain altitude?!
one would assume its a rather basic requirement of an aircraft, getting off the ground an' all
Orange are retards
and im not even a customer. between their EPICLY shite firmware "customisation" that has rendered my other halfs HTC desire useless, to their brilliant technical support and shop staff - "its connecting to 3G, its just not showing the symbol" (a month later) "yeah your account isnt enabled for 3G"
im on vodafone, who are almost equally as shit, with their fantastic technical support "my phone wont download MMS's, tried 2 handsets" "RESTART YUR PHONE HUR HUR" "but its two diff.." "TAKE IT TO VODAFOEN SHOP LOLZ".
Im going to o2. if they're just as shit, im going to launch my own fucking satelite and use that.
...the 80gb one will be getting cheaper?
what do ipads have for power sources then, unicorn tears?
Just crack a window open
...oh yeah, its in space.
No Area 51?
So Groom Lake air base is just a myth?
Dont install it then
Not that big of a deal
- Sent from...erm...firefox
Just watch DVD's
No big deal.
in all seriousness thats a crock of shit, and thats coming from a PC user. Mac's not avalible in luminous pink? OH NOES!
must be part of the reggate scandal
Jack Bauer still uses some shitty flip phone from ~2001
And up goes the cost
previously, service providers can hide behind the contract, especially the part stating it is not a guaranteed service.
Take this away from them and the only way they will respond is jacking the prices up to compensate for the extra bandwith.
i shouldnt laugh
but "cover themselves in a small tent" made me giggle.
As for female discrimination, we can still urinate on things, open jars and find flatuance hilarious, so try not to dwell on it ;)
"The Metropolitan Police Force cannot be guaranteed to abide by the law "
Says it all really
This calls for
The ironic punishment division!
tie the people responsible to weather balloons, and let them float about at X ammount of feet (anyone want to chip in how high they go?) for a bit!
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