Brilliantly written

If i drunk coffee, i'd need a new laptop

Great conversion.....

32gb of SD card goodness in my phone and this POS installs straight to the phone memory, making my poor galaxy ace almost brick itself.

Madness!

Megashark vs giant octopus was a cinematic masterpiece!

Surely would have been easier to do a Worst film 2011?

Clearly fictional?

This doesn't happen all the time?!

Wait a minute

Did Google just call Sony "incompetent"?

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Brilliant piece of PR

"Its ok, they were poor anyway"

Daily Mail : VIRGIN MEDIA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT POOR AND NEEDY, VILE IMMIGRATION NEW LABOUR ETC

Still got issues

VM/Telia failing as usual.

Weirdly enough, Spotify still works. so thats a bonus.

for now.

How unsurprising

I assumed you'd be posting your uninformed drivel all over this recent even.

You may be interested to know someone has mentioned the word "eurofighter", so i expect you'll have even more crap to spew about it?

Oh the irony

the irony in people on an IT website calling other users sad for playing WoW, when they're usually creaming themselves over the latest ifad or whatever.

Also cataclysm is awesome

I actually laughed

Guess all the people spending £600+ on the original are a tad underwhelmed by this? i wonder if stepehen fry will be borderline orgasmic over this one as well

Brilliance

The internal monolouges were epic.

"she asked to meet me at the club right away. I told her i didnt know where the club right away was, so i suggested the Club Flamingo. she agreed"

This,

if you'll excuse my french, is fucking awesome.

well done guys :D

hehehe

ive had this email before, slightly different, they were informing me that the transfer was valid and i should go ahead with it.

ive also had one from Ban Ki Moon himself confirming it.

Only a matter of time

"and of course, these robots do not bite."

yet

>_>

<_<

Buy em before they get banned

ebay for victory!

Great

"Our bodies are made of bones ... We have senses. Smell, Taste, Sight and Touch. Without any of these things, we wouldn't live. "

"right lads, blind em and steal their bones, that should stop their "web two point oh"

slightly obvious result

"Hi, i own an iphone" compared to "hi, i drive an aston"

you're right, the phone should clearly win...

Simple solution

Let people jailbreak it, when it goes wrong - tough shit, buy a new one.

simple?

OHHHH

i thought i was going mad, or just over tired.

Thanks American culture!

"is potentially harmful to the men exposed to the material"

Violence, Gore, Torture, guns = Good, wholesome american values

Breasts = HEATHEN! BURN THE HERETICS! THINK OF THE CHILDREN etc

Glad to see we have adpoted the american school of thought.

also i read somewhere (citation needed because im lazy and forgetful) that certain porn..people (creators? manafacturers? producers?) donate magazines et al to hospitals for their fertility spank banks.

Wouldnt worry about it

Its not like our police force are actually any good at anti terror training is it.

i imagine it just says "if they got a tan and a funny accent, beat them up then bill the tax payer"

laptop running Norton Internet Security 2011

Bogus prize? :D

i can use frontpage

and i expect 80k +

when do i start? :D

"except that they run on mobile devices rather than clunky consoles."

i lol'd

Fatality

Common sense - 1

Daily mail esque NIMBY's - 0

also women taking liberties etc

Perhaps

www.orangeamps.com

they are going to compete with them?

"the new apple iAmplifer". Only plays indie and starbucks rock. Or it soley does high gain metal. "the iMosh. Circle pits made simple!"

awesome

So millions of pounds of public money will be spent, people will still die in car accidents as speed is rarely the deciding factor (hitting something usually is), more people will get pointless fines thus pushing them further into debt (some to the point of suicide, as demonstrated recently), pushing the country futher into debt and depression, all because some mary whitehouse esque sheltered NIMBY retard is looking for a scapegoat.

Brilliant job guys. What about all the accidents caused by drink, drugs, mobile phones, loss of concentration, tiredness, worn components (tyres/brakes etc), people driving the wrong way up motorway sliproads, poor road conditions (potholes (thanks local council!), no lights on fast roads etc), poorly thought out roadworks, getting run over by police cars (look it up), etc etc etc.

i wonder what the accident rate is like on the german autobahns?

The aircraft can gain altitude?!

one would assume its a rather basic requirement of an aircraft, getting off the ground an' all

Orange are retards

and im not even a customer. between their EPICLY shite firmware "customisation" that has rendered my other halfs HTC desire useless, to their brilliant technical support and shop staff - "its connecting to 3G, its just not showing the symbol" (a month later) "yeah your account isnt enabled for 3G"

im on vodafone, who are almost equally as shit, with their fantastic technical support "my phone wont download MMS's, tried 2 handsets" "RESTART YUR PHONE HUR HUR" "but its two diff.." "TAKE IT TO VODAFOEN SHOP LOLZ".

Im going to o2. if they're just as shit, im going to launch my own fucking satelite and use that.

Dont install it then

Not that big of a deal

- Sent from...erm...firefox

Just watch DVD's

No big deal.

hur hur.

in all seriousness thats a crock of shit, and thats coming from a PC user. Mac's not avalible in luminous pink? OH NOES!

And up goes the cost

previously, service providers can hide behind the contract, especially the part stating it is not a guaranteed service.

Take this away from them and the only way they will respond is jacking the prices up to compensate for the extra bandwith.

"The Metropolitan Police Force cannot be guaranteed to abide by the law "

Says it all really