Re: Hmm... strange... no butt plug phones
The alternative phone suggested by Amazon, called "Beat The Boss" (where the Boss is, from the reviews, apparently the name of the metal detector used on entrance to Her Majesty's facilities) appears to be a more, well, comfortable shape. Almost deliberately so.
The reviews and Q&As are hilarious, in an enlightening way, and actually don't appear to be jokes:
> Q: Would this phone set off the metal detector at a federal courthouse?
> A: I would think it is very unlikely, it has only a tiny amount of metal in it's construction, far less than the amount of metal I have as bridge-work on my teeth and I don't set of metal detectors. I do know that it is not detected by the "Boss" chair, designed to find metal contraband in UK prisons.
Review (5*, 9 of 10 found helpful):
>...this phone will indeed "beat the the boss". This coupled with how easy and painless it is to hide, has led to the order of two more for friends.