* Posts by Gordon 10

3872 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jun 2009

US foreign minister Mike Pompeo to give UK a bollocking over Huawei 5G plans

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Nice theory :).

Unfortunately Occams Razor suggests that the one who has demonstrated multiple acts of stupidity plus spoke to the papers editor a couple of hours before the story ran is probably guilty.

For any normal employee it would have been gross misconduct and a summary firing without notice. For him he gets 3 months severance and gets a gold plated pension.

'Software delivered to Boeing' now blamed for 737 Max warning fiasco

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Re: Airbus has 3 AoA sensors

But thats a probability call. 3 is the bare minimum if you want some kind of consensus to act on. It doesn't mean the consensus is always right.

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Re: Surely...

Technically you can "fail safe" with only 2 sensors - its called aborting the dive. Three gives you the re-assurance (all else being equal) that the odd one out is faulty.

Rocket Lab picks up the pace while SpaceX sends a Dragon to the Space Station

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Re: Kudos for mentioning Iron Sky

It's not a shoestring budget - however the problem stems from the requirement to send huge barrels of pork to favoured legislators districts. NASA's actual mission is to benefit American Senators, jobs and industries. Sending things to Space is a distinctly secondary task.

Plus it suffers from the usual bloat and political dysfunctions all 60+ year old organisations would suffer from.

The COTS programs like SpaceX have been successes because it limits the ability for Congress-critters to interfere - not for any inbuilt efficiencies the private sector might have.

We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

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Re: Phorecast Accuracy - How Shore?

Way to get a Kessler Cascade dude.

Apple, Samsung feel the pain as smartphone market slumps to lowest shipments in 5 YEARS

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Re: Just one question

Not Apple and (sometimes) Sammy. Which is an appreciable chunk of the market.

One of the good things the Apple tax gets you is a long line of OS upgrades and patches. Still overpriced mind....

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Re: 5 YEARS

These are global numbers you muppet. The UK's self inflicted foot shooting will barely register.

However Apple's and Samsungs price related foot shooting seems to be proceeding well. I wonder if Huawei are also suffering for the same reason - they are aiming high on the price side - excluding Honor of course.

Julian Assange jailed for 50 weeks over Ecuador embassy bail-jumping

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Downvoted for confusing Wikileaks with King Julian - they are not the same.

He lost my sympathy when he pissed hundred of thousands of pounds of his supporters bail money up the wall by jumping.

Every action of his appears to have been calculated to gain maximum advantage for King Julian and sod everything and everyone else. His actions have tainted any good he did.

All Hail King Julian - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEMTuMzq-1s

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Joke

But the state of the bog will be the same. :)

What are we more likely to see? A smooth Windows 10 May release... or a xenon-124 decay? Oh dear, bad news, IT folks

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Re: Interesting story, but... @Terje

SI units nazi alert. From his context its 2000Kg = 2 Metric Tonnes = 2T

Eggheads confirm it's not a bug – the universe really is expanding 9% faster than expected

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WTF?

Re: Is that right Ted!

See icon

Bitcoin drops 7 per cent on New York Attorney General's allegations of $850m fraud by Bitfinex

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Actually that's cobblers, the Government is the one to fear because they can make and break the rules.

Not another pro-Brexit demo... though easy to confuse: Each Union Jack marks a pile of poo

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Joke

Who cleans up the flags?

By definition dog mess is biodegradable* - are the flags?

*excluding the everlasting "white crumblies" which are obviously an indestructible building material of the future.

Tesla touts totally safe, not at all worrying self-driving cars – this time using custom chips

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Re: Use of investor's capital?

I'm betting there is very little bespoke about the Tesla chips. Probably 95% off the shelf with some custom config and connectivity. I suspect its closer to Apples "custom SKU's" of Intel chips than their A* series of arm processors.

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Re: If, if, and more if's....

Au contraire they get stuck all the time. For example - there are regular examples of Human drivers blindly following a sat nav instruction off the road. Thats a very AI-like failure mode.

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Re: This time for sure?

Why wont they be? They don't have to be better than Lewis Hamilton - just better than the average human driver - which is a pretty low bar tbh.

If Tesla can show the insurance companies that a Tesla will have less accidents than a human over a relevant statistical sample then they'll be queuing up - especially since they would still charge an extra "AI Premium" and cream off profits for a few years.

The Feynman report whilst an excellent example of no-BS scientific communication isnt relevant...

Supreme Court of UK gives Morrisons the go-ahead for mega data leak liability appeal

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Re: An interesting case, Watson !

Disagree. Depends on the circumstances. Companies should not be punished for the actions of their employee's if they take reasonable steps to prevent that employee from acting badly.

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Re: Liable

But I think thats not the point in question - and it should be.

It's worth noting that Supreme Court Appeals are usually for clarifications on points of law - rather than the facts of the case, so I suspect the wrong aspects are being appealed.

Whats being appealed is the applicability vicarious liability in this case, NOT whether Morrisons sufficiently restricted the access of their IT auditor - which is what they should be judged on. If they made reasonable attempts to provide the auditor with a minimum level of access for his role (say logs only), rather than say SA or equivalent, then I don't think they have a case to answer for damages. If they just shrugged and gave him SA then throw the book at them.

MoD plonks down £2m on table in exchange for anti-drone tech ideas

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Re: Easy solution

I for one am intrigued about these Flacons of which you speak....

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Re: I'm a bit surprised...

Links to kickstarter pages or they dont exist..... hang on a sec.....

Two Soyuz launches, Starhopper hops, sats play chicken with Indian weapons test fallout

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Re: India shouldn't have done that

I rather suspect the India civvies just roll their eyes and say "Militaries and their toys", and are then left to get on with it as most of the big space nations have similar problems.

Autonomy was a 'pure-play software company', testifies former HP chief exec Léo Apotheker

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They were hardly "hardware dealings"

AFAIK all Autonomy's hardware sales were flogging 3rd party kit like dell and emc. From that its not unreasonable to call them a pure play software company. I suspect he was also appealing to Leo's vanity as a comrade in arms - ex-SAP.

This trial is doing nothing to dissuade me that this was a catalog of Board failures at HP, arguably over at least 10 years at this point starting with consistently picking incredibly poor choices for CEO.

Former HP CEO Léo Apotheker tells court he didn't read Autonomy's latest accounts before fated $11bn buyout

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Re: crap CEO- It's not unusual

Depending on the corporate structure thats a crass but not unreasonable statement if following UK good corporate governance where there is a both a Chairman AND a CEO.

Its the chairmans job to set broad direction and manage the CEO. It's the CEO's job to manage the company and its performance to those directions.

If this is a US company where the head honcho is both Chair and CEO - then the suit is deserved.

Judge puts the $5bn question to HPE: Who else apart from Lynch and Hussain were in on this alleged fraud?

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Re: Presumably...

Indeed. Its almost as if they needed a Digital Safe for their emails and such-like

How'd your servers get that baby-smooth look? Dutch and Brit cool kids dunk Supermicro systems in synthetic oil

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Re: Practical question

I shudder to think of what the lubed up BOFH's and engineers would look like afterwards.

IT meltdown bank TSB: It's as good a week as any to announce we're taking back control

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Im sure they will be "strong and stable" any day now.

HP crashed Autonomy because US tech titan's top brass 'lost their nerve', says lawyer for ex-CEO Mike Lynch

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Re: Just like the BlockChain and AI valuations of today

Small correction - the people bunging money at them now are very keen NOT be the ones in debt when the merry-go-round stops.

2 ways to win at the startup VC game. Ride the unicorn to the finish or glue a spike onto a horse, flog it and run.

Autonomy trial judge gets SaaSy with HPE's lawyer over vital accounts fraud claim

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Re: Curiouser and curiouser

Because if they do that its one megaglobo corp against another rather than just 1 or 2 very rich but still limited men.

Plus the accoubting firm is a probably a client assuming they also aren't their auditors.

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Re: Evidence to back up accusations

Knowwing HP they fully integrated it just in time to split it out again to flog most of it to Microfocus.

Though if Microfocus did their due diligence there should be some estimated adjusted revenues somewhere

NexDock 2: Electric Boogaloo. Crowdfunded laptop shell sequel touts less plastic, more pixels

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Re: choose an assembly line with no fire accident in the past

One assumes that they rebuilt with more sprinklers.

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Re: Alas, things did not pan out quite as expected

Why are you surprised? It works exactly the same with most products, all thats changed is the size of the shop window. Instead of talking to a few key clients - you spaff it out over the internet.

Brekkie TV host Lorraine Kelly wins IR35 ruling against HMRC, adds fuel to freelance techies' ire over tax reforms

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Re: If so...

Last time I checked local taxation is still taxation.

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Re: Yes, it gave me pause

And would they have said any of them about a man?

Boeing big cheese repeats pledge of 737 Max software updates following fatal crashes

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Re: Want to try to reprogram it so it feels and drives like an F1?

Its not about whether they are trustworthy though. its about whether 1 2 or 3 AOA sensors reduce the number of overall failure modes and failure probabilities. Theres always a trade off between complexity and redundancy.

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Re: Want to try to reprogram it so it feels and drives like an F1?

He explicitly said taxiway so he's right and you are wrong :P .

The AOA doesn't change until the weight starts coming off the front wheel near the end of take off on a runway.

It also changes if the pilot stamps on the anchors :)

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Re: Want to try to reprogram it so it feels and drives like an F1?

I've read that it only uses 1 at any one time cycling between them at power off. So gawd knows how it determines erroneous inputs.

I've still yet to see an explanation of why the Max doesn't have best of 3 aoa consensus like most Air Buses or whether the MCAS uses other inputs like inertia sensors.

MCAS smell like a bodge to be honest - at least to a layman.

Apple: Group FaceTime allows up to 32 people! Skype: Hold my beer

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Re: "Skype for Business, on the other hand, allows up to 250 participants in a group call."

Our companies version of skype can barely reliably connect 2 people long enough to have a conversation.

I think 250 would cause our DC to implode and cause a China crisis.

Mind you Webex and the Horror that is webex teams is the same...

China still doesn't want iPhones despite Apple slashing prices, say market watchers

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Re: I do want one...BUT...

I dont know if this is anecdata but I believe the current trend for stoopidly big displays came from Asia in the first place. See Huawei and others.

Big and Blue: IBM boss's wage package shrinks in 2018 on her own recommendation

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Re: be driven to and from work by IBM personnel in a car leased by IBM

Probably doesn't make sense given she probably has several pool limo's at each site except her home base. Plus other execs probably get to use it when she isn't.

Given the size of the IBM car fleet they probably get better discounts on adding a few more cars to the leasing fleet than buying a few outright in addition. Plus then you have to deal with separate maintenance agreements and the like.

Adi Shamir visa snub: US govt slammed after the S in RSA blocked from his own RSA conf

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Re: couldn't get one or couldn't get one in time?

What planet are you from? Dates for conferences are generally known almost as soon as the last conference is finished. Travel for conferences is a different thing to both leisure and ordinary business travel. Especially if you are a presenter rather than a delegate.

You big bag of fail you.

SpaceX Crew Dragon: Launched and docked. Now, about that splashdown...

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Re: Landing

Im looking forward to SpaceX's half century of first stage landings.

But for now I'll just say 35 frickin' times. Thats 35 times more than anyone else who was heading for orbit.

Including the neck hair raising double bubble of the Falcon Heavy twin boosters landing next to each other.

There is another Falcon heavy launch planned later this year. Wonder if they will go for the triple?

Vodafone exec dons tartan tam-o'-shanter, clutches bottle of Irn-Bru, in snap shared with firm... just before Glasgow staff told of redundo dates

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Re: Just to be clear

Given their well documented issues with billing isn't calling them a billing company a bit of a stretch?

Fan boy 3: Huawei overhauls Air-a-like MateBooks

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No-one ever accused the US Government of being consistent.

Thats why a Chinese owned manufacturer is being nobbled but US companies who outsource to more shadowy Chinese manufacturers are not nobbled in-spite of the case that it would be far easier to infiltrate a 3rd party supplier than a 1st party one.

It's nothing to do with espionage and everything to do with geo-political game playing.

Well Holby damned! We've caught a virus: Brit medical soap operas team up for 'cyber' episode

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Re: Alternatively...

Holby Torchwood crossover more likely,,,,,given most of ts in Cardiff these days.

Capt Jack rogers so many staff senseless that they are too bandy legged push the trolleys down the corridor at a run thus causing all patient waiting times to breach and the CQC to shut them down. Capt Jack is then killed by Jacob and Elles son donuting an ambulance in front of the ED. Only for the CQC to back down when Connie 'miraculously' brings an apparently dead Capt Jack back to life. All is then fine until Duffy realises she's expecting Jacks space baby, so Charlie frowns like he's got mild indigestion.

Meanwhile Holby proceeds as normal with Lofty making a throwaway oneliner about how when he saw Robin off screen she couldn't walk straight. The camera then pans away from Holby mysteriously not showing any of the ED frontage seen in Casualty.

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....Until the helicopter carring the US Marines sent to rendition him crashes on the local Genting casino.

How do you like them Apples? Tim Cook's iPhones sitting in the tree, feeling unloved by the Chinese

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Re: Overpriced

I agree with your point but you are missing a few costs that Apple incur:

Service, warranty and sales support in the country of purchase.

A working mobile payments infrastructure via NFC

A proven software patching program running over multiple years.

(maybe) marginally less bug ridden software.

Now for £279 you can get all of the above with an Honor 10..... thats a more painful comparison still.

(Except maybe the marginally less bug ridden software - Im betting the Poco is similar to the Honor 10 in that respect). MIUI vs EMUI is probably much of a muchness.

UK Home Office dumps huge sack of complex data sets on biometrics ethics board's desk, goes for beer (probably)

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FAIL

Oversight without enforcement

Unless Im mistaken this is a policy making group with no enforcement remit and/or no sister group to enforce their policies?

In other words not worth the paper they are generating.

WeWork restructuring bites El Reg hacks where it hurts as afternoon brew delayed

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Re: Vegetarian?

BE AFRAID EL REG

Their Vegan Fascism extends to controlling what food vans park next to the office here in WeWork Paddington. Meat Wagons strictly Verboten!

Needless to say once thriving van spots now have tumbleweeds rolling around them. Fortunately most of them only decamped as far as Paddington Basin. Visa's and Voda's gain.

Senior slippery sex stimulator sales exec sacked for shafting .org-asmic cyber-space place, a tribunal hears

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Re: Viagra is a "back-to-back bonking drug"?

What do you mean - have you never heard of the beast with 2 fronts?

UK's ICO slaps £120k fines on Arron Banks' insurance biz and Leave.EU campaign

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Re: A whiff of Sulphur

Maybe its just the law striking back against unlawful behaviour? Damn those nasty data privacy regulations!

And just maybe you are using dog whistles like Establishment and Terrorists to make it "them and us" when in reality it was just a bunch of numptys who didn't respect data privacy laws.

Classic trollish behaviour sir. just not sure if you are commentarding for El Reg shits and giggles (which is ok) or you do this semi-professionally to keep the anger quotient high (which just makes you a 1 man daily mail).