Posts by Steven 1
43 posts • joined Monday 22nd June 2009 12:30 GMT
Sounds like a RGE - Resume Generating Event...
Re: We wish you a merry xmas...
Can't imagine there will be much left in the pot after the administrators have plundered what's left.
I dare say they'll be getting the statutory minimums from the Government after a suitably long and inconvenient wait.
*chunder*
Glad me and the Mrs binned our accounts sometime back!
"Steam runs on Ubuntu 12"
Meh its a start :)
Remember folks
Home taping is killing music....
"No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same. No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought of them only to dismiss the idea of life upon them as impossible or improbable."
Do they have rounded corners? ;)
Shocking
I'll be on my way...
Posted in Myspace mutates Windows 8 with new look
@frank ly
"develop their own paradigms of presence"
I feel unclean.
Re: oh yeah
Nothing to do with those fly boys ego's being put out of shape then?
Re: Mars Rover bollox
You were only missing the words "Zionist" and "New World Order" to bump you up the rank the nut job scale with that post.
Keep trying...
Yeah yeah yeah all well and good but...
...where are the sharks?
:)
Apple
<Insert generic Apple patent gag here>
;)
I for one...
Would like to welcome our new bacon and cheese covered overlords...
@NomNomNom
I believe you missed the obligatory ‘Mwahahaha’ from the end of your post….
Very cool - that is all :)
"We are carrying out a major upgrade"
And of course the best time to perform that would be in the middle of the week....
Disturbed
Read that headline as 'golden shower' the first time....
Posted in A Farewell to Oates: Adios, El Reg
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"opens at 9am, and has a full range of breakfast beers" - I'll drink to that!
All the best John, good luck in the future.
Posted in DARPA drops another HTV-2
Payload
What's the anticipated payload capacity of this sort of thing? Or is it simply a case of it IS the payload as anything travelling at those sort of speeds hitting the ground is going to deliver such kinetic energy that it'll cause such sufficient mayhem no war head is really required?
Pass the umbrella..
...rain's falling from the clouds....
Capita
"Capita must rise to the challenge of managing its business across multiple geographies. " - yeah maybe you could, I dunno, make a start in the UK first?
@Seems to me
I for one welcome our new H2O dwelling overlords.....
Posted in X2 triplex super-chopper in final flight
Airwolf
Stringfellow Hawke would totally own this....
Access Denied
Document locked by user: NSA.......
Posted in Moderatrix kisses the Reg goodbye
Boo! :(
Sorry to hear your leaving Ms. Bee, I wish you the best of luck where ever you are off to!
@MarkL
Whoa there buddy!
He did say 'might deliver more' :)
As in, I might win the lottery this weekend, or I might not....
Well no....
"Surrey County Council has been fined £120,000" - No I think you'll find that ultimately tax payers have been fined £120k.
Don't bother giving fines to these public bodies – none of them view it as real money anyway; it's about time those responsible are strung up from the nearest lamppost and made to pay for their utter incompetence!
@Cilonen
Your not alone there with Lloyds, last May some blighter purchased $5000 worth of garden equipment in Florida with my Credit Card and they insisted for about 6 months that it was me.
It was only when it got to a point where I really threw my toys out of the pram they backed down!
I for one...
"The next dotted line is due in 16 million years, but the associated extinction could be as much as 10 million years early."
Has anyone thought to consult our new cephalopod mollusk overlord (the one they call "Paul"), he might be able to give a more accurate predication.
:o)
Posted in Cops cuff coke-smuggling lingerie model
@George Nacht
Thought the same thing, 55kg of blow in one case!? Surely that can't be right, I think even I'd spot something was amiss on the X-Ray machine!
Rather a tad optimistic walking through customs with that, no? Given the general baggage allowance on long haul is what 25-30kg?
Posted in NZ spider objects to Canadian's todger
Nurse....
...I believe the only course of action is to suck out the poison....
@PT
Regardless of what happens that put a smile on my face when I heard that this morning :)
Cool
Must remember to remove our old platforms BEFORE implementing the replacements...
Hey if its good enough for the Google boys!!!
Won't somebody...
...think of the children!!!
Title
Icon says is all.
Posted in Bloke uses nail clippers to go roundhead
Title
I dare any bloke to have read that and not winced...
@ AC 07:34
"the secretary can service a couple of admins and developers"
I'll have some of that action...
Does the backend run....
....Firebird?
/the one with the matches in the pocket.
