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Jon Massey
Meh

Nexus 4

Why bother when an N4 is twenty quid cheaper?

Jon Massey
Headmaster

I think you'll find...

That Yate is in South Gloucestershire, not Bristol. Hpmph

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FAIL

Re: Forgot Microsoft?

Sorry, but that's a flat-out lie that you have to get DCE to use Hyper-V. Enterprise and Standard come with fully-functional Hyper-V (albeit with different number of guest OS licenses included depending on the version).

Jon Massey
Mushroom

Cheating

It looks like that route's been bolted - that's cheating in my book!

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WTF?

OLTP?

People run OLTP workloads on MySQL?! *shudders*

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Facepalm

Hmm..

Not so much pay-by-bonk as pay-by-boop

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Trollface

Well

They should've used Intel!

Jon Massey
Headmaster

Re: so expect

Since when is 1280x1920 a 16:9 ratio? Learn to maths

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Headmaster

Those cylinders don't look like they're in test...

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Assuming you don't need redundancy...

You could fit 1PB in a shorty rack, assuming four 4U, 60-bay boxes and 4TB 3.5" drives, plus a switch to last them together. That probably wouldn't fall through most people's floors; but powering and cooling it might be a different matter!

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Alert

Active cooling

On the GPU/coprocessor boards would probably mess with the front-to-back airflow.

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WDTV live has a nice UI, regular updates

My advice to anyone buying a TV is get one based on the quality of the panel, the "smart" features don't count for sh!t and will never be updated; leave that to a third-party box which you can upgrade more cheaply if needs be and still keep your TV.

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Re: All your eggs in one basket

My switches, APs, router, modem are all on some fairly meaty UPSen; the laptop has an extended battery pack - still maintaining internets during a powercut is simple!

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Facepalm

Wot no...

Deuter GigaOffice? Roomy, comfy (really nice back system) and you can pick it up for about £55

Jon Massey
Devil

Mine seems better since the upgrade but...

When they pushed out the upgrade it reverted all of my settings to factory! SSID, keys, channel assignment, forwarded ports, all lost. Grrrr..

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Pieminister?

Yum!

Jon Massey
Meh

Nice results, amateur presentation

Seriously, leaving the red dotted spellchecker lines on your presentation/promo materials?

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FAIL

Re: @IBM: Fix the Basics First

Totally agree, both the IBM-supplied one and the MS one are complete piles of dog shit

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Lenovo?

"...Lenovo and the rest slap a relatively low-resolution, 15.6in, 1366 x 768 screen on a laptop that is maxed out in every other area"

My maxed-out W520 has a 1920x1080 15.6in screen. Get your facts right.

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Re: and above 31mph

Not always, I took an Audi R6 to the head at 45ish and lived to tell the tale!

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Headmaster

mp4 == QuickTime ?

Since when?!

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Facepalm

Ttt = Tt1 + Tt1?

shurely shome mishtake? Where's throughput test 2?

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WTF?

only 330/30?

If it's FTTP, then why exactly aren't they offering GigE?

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Good to see...

Julian Huppert giving May a grilling. He's one of the (appallingly few) good ones!

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FAIL

PAP?

yeah, that's about right...

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WTF?

Dumb meters for dumb people

Electrosensitivity loons are one of my favourite types of loon

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FAIL

Typical marketing fluff..

How about telling us actually how many mAh this can hold?

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Go

Not a bad bunch..

They've got me out of the sticky stuff before with that cantankerous beast that is Sharepoint!

Jon Massey

PCs?

Since when did Linux not run on PCs? Just a question of drivers, it's a bit crap that Tosh haven't got broader range of OS support at launch, maybe will arrive in time or wait until some clever hackers get their hands on it!

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Facepalm

In the mosh pit?

Ah, so you're one of those wankers?

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FAIL

Loose? Loose?!

"Lose", you cretinous oaf!

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FAIL

I bet...

at 1000mm it'll be about as sharp as a cotton wool bud

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Stop

digital media aren't the problem

It's the mastering engineers who compress the living daylights out of everything!

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Go

You can indeed get commodity 48V DC PSUs for commodity servers

For a lot less than a grand but as said above, they're not NEBS L3 certified. I've had a couple of Dell Poweredge 2950 boxes with their second PSU as hooked up to a big stack of forklift truck batteries in a particularly tricky power outage once (UPS running out, genny not behaving).

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What upload speed?

Got great service in BS2 on the 50MB plan, consistently fast, no caps, no probs with the superhub (in modem-only mode anyway); but the 1MB upload is a bit pants sometimes if you're really spanking the downstream with lots of torrent peers and your ACKs don't get out fast enough and so your web browsing experience slows to a crawl. Good traffic management at the edge of my own network helps allay this somewhat, but it's still an extraordinarily asymmetric connection when compared to the FTTC offerings.

Jon Massey
Devil

No BSD?

You'd think with AT&T's heritage and all that...

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Unhappy

Ektar's quite nice

Surprising that they brought out a new colour print film so recently if they were up sh1t creek, it's pretty nice stuff too - bit more restrained colour than Fuji. Guess I should buy a few bricks of it for the freezer...

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FAIL

Panaleicas are a waste of time

Just get the Panasonic original and save a shedload of cash

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WTF?

wait a sec...

Isn't Novell now owned by Attachmate, which itself is partially owned by Microsoft?!

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Facepalm

Get a laser

As many have said here already, get a small laser for home use and find a decent local photo lab to do your C-type prints or large-format inkjet (Giclée) prints.

I've yet to see an injet print that can match a well-made c-type or silver print for quality or longevity - you can pry my ilford multigrade paper from my cold, dead hands!

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Meh

Pentax range has slimmed slightly

The (belting value for money) Kx has been dropped off the bottom. There's still plenty of stock around, but whether it is to be replaced or not is an open question. The k-r used to sit above it in the range, but is now the entry model (and also a mighty fine camera).

(/ex-Kx owner now with a K5, the DA* zooms and a full set of FA Limited primes!)

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Great article

I had wondered what all this SCSI Express murmuring was all about!

Jon Massey
Devil

Nowt wrong with rendering on Windows

If you're a small shop and half your render boxes are also your artists' workstations, using something like Muster to schedule work and to drop them on and off the farm (and having a careful approach to things like Windows Update), rendering on Windows isn't a problem at all.

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FAIL

spinning disks in tablets?

You've got to be kidding... flash capacities and prices are now such that you'd be mad to put spinning rust in a tablet.

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FAIL

@Ramazan

... yes, but how long would it take you to get through 1.5GB of data on a crappy GPRS connection?

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FAIL

One switch took down a cluster

A certain lack of redundancy in their network design, methinks...

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WTF?

physical location of server doesn't really matter...

The physical box behind my .co.uk website is in San José

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Go

I guess it depends where you're at...

I have their 20MB service in Bristol and have never had a problem with speed or uptime. Only problem I ever had was a buzzing transformer on the cable modem which was duly replaced after a support call. Their phone service has been a little more fsck-up prone, mind you. The time they disconnected my line and reconnected it to someone else was especially good!

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multi-touch easy fixed in software

http://code.google.com/p/two-finger-scroll/ I've been using this on my TP W520 and much prefer it to the built-in driver's functionality

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Three points

1. Well design DW with application-specific views, e.g. SCV for marketing

2. Intuitive front-end geared towards non-technical users, allowing train-of-thought analysis without getting caught up in technicalities .IMO, smartANALYSER (neé Viper) is a great example of this geared towards MI.

3. Good training, even with the best tools, you need to spend the time and effort getting your users up to speed with what data is available to them; how best to obtain insight from it and what to avoid to severely impacting availability of the analytical environment for other users (good DW design plays a role hear but you can only do so much!).

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